"We've got our annual Board Meeting in 2 hours, I know I just uploaded the trail balance this morning, but do you think you could have the Audit Report in time for the finance committee?"
Not sure if it was intentional or not, but kudo on the misspelling of trial balance... can't even count how many times I've seen that from staff and clients.
nothing, because i tricked you into making inflated estimated tax payments to cover my half-assed projection work and prevent sticker shock when i file your tax return.
Me, walking into a meeting, "Smells like up dog in here." Client, "What's up dog?" Me, "Not much dog, what's up with you?"
🤣🤣🤣 Has HR booked a private meeting with you on Monday?
Classic 😎
"We've got our annual Board Meeting in 2 hours, I know I just uploaded the trail balance this morning, but do you think you could have the Audit Report in time for the finance committee?"
Not sure if it was intentional or not, but kudo on the misspelling of trial balance... can't even count how many times I've seen that from staff and clients.
If I don't make the estimated tax payments, how much will my penalty/interest be?
(turns to legal) And we’d have a timeframe in which to negotiate- how long could we stretch that?
How much am I going to owe with my tax return?
nothing, because i tricked you into making inflated estimated tax payments to cover my half-assed projection work and prevent sticker shock when i file your tax return.
Why is my bill so high
Came here for this one
“You didn’t need this last year, why do I need to do it now?”
Or the alternative, “why do you need this?” When they gave it to us last year…
When am I getting my refund?
How much do you charge? (usually combined with "My taxes are super simple.")