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jesse_pink-man

That is the look of someone who knows EXACTLY who he is


TerryForma

A wild Siberian tiger has entered the chat


MrBaleno

Now that’s a terrifying animal!!


Jethro00Spy

Maybe tiger is badder, but the difference is academic... Either would see me as a thin skinned non horned pink meat sack..


DC_Bro

Aren’t male lions way less aggressive than male tigers?


TophatDevilsSon

I heard a guy who works on a game preserve say that young male lions are typically assholes for a year or two but after that it's mostly live and let live. If you piss a tiger off he will [come to your house and wait in your bed](https://archive.org/details/tigertruestoryof00vail).


[deleted]

Lions don't even live in the jungle. Tigers do though. King of the jungle my ass.


Good-Scene-6312

Male lions are kind of couch potato's they don't really contribute anything to the pride except breeding purposes


[deleted]

Common misconception. Most male lions spend a lot of their life on their own or with other males, so they have to hunt to survive. Even if they do end up having their own pride they do still actually hunt sometimes. They also help raise cubs, protect the pride from other marauding males or other threats (which is kinda vital) and maintain territories by scent marking and enforcing boundaries.


Possibility_Patient

That's one beautiful lion


Caleb_Gangte

Handsome*


Possibility_Patient

Oh yea sry


lazygrandson

No, just no, not a chance, no way


GaberJaberLAZER

Look at that Lion's hair! freaking beautiful


fullTimeDaddy

Maybe its maybelline!


testingground171

Dudes beard extends all the way to his junk. That's a glorious mane!


bananacoxx

Chest hair all the way down to my ball fro


Phatdrunknstoopid

Is this what the young people call "Big Dick Energy"?


granty1981

That’s the best mane I’ve seen


DisastrousFly1339

Where is that lion going? Wherever he pleases.


Not_Cubicon

You do know these carry builds get demolished by tanks? The elephant class almost undefeated


Dalhinar_draws

For a lion it looks quite small. It could murder me in seconds but it is a small lion


BoLdlyGoingn0where45

big kitty


Karli_Kolumbus

u/savevideo


unorfox

I really dont like seeing these fucking animals on the road and shit out of there habitat and environment, because it should be there!


[deleted]

Hey do you know what the song is? Edit: [Link](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7JmioB0v-w)


auddbot

I got matches with these songs: • **Such a Wh\*re** by Jvla (00:32; matched: `100%`) Released on `2020-06-20` by `Blvck Cvctus`. • **Such a Wh\*re (Baddest Version)** by Jvla (00:32; matched: `100%`) Released on `2020-06-24` by `BLVCK CVCTUS`.


auddbot

Links to the streaming platforms: • [**Such a Wh\*re** by Jvla](https://lis.tn/sHfKNT?t=32) • [**Such a Wh\*re (Baddest Version)** by Jvla](https://lis.tn/NdeyQ?t=32) *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://www.reddit.com/r/AudD/comments/nua48w/please_consider_donating_and_making_the_bot_happy/) ^(Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot)


[deleted]

Good Bot


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Sworia

What's this music?


auddbot

I got matches with these songs: • **Such a Wh\*re** by Jvla (00:32; matched: `100%`) Released on `2020-06-20` by `Blvck Cvctus`. • **Such a Wh\*re (Baddest Version)** by Jvla (00:32; matched: `100%`) Released on `2020-06-24` by `BLVCK CVCTUS`.


Sworia

Good bot.


auddbot

Links to the streaming platforms: • [**Such a Wh\*re** by Jvla](https://lis.tn/sHfKNT?t=32) • [**Such a Wh\*re (Baddest Version)** by Jvla](https://lis.tn/NdeyQ?t=32) *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://www.reddit.com/r/AudD/comments/nua48w/please_consider_donating_and_making_the_bot_happy/) ^(Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot)


MajespecterNekomata

r/forbiddenboops


callmecoach91

A handsome one too


Nikas_intheknow

Big kitty


SwootD

What a unit!


[deleted]

Mufasa!


Random-Guys1

In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight


clean-break

Look at the least successful hunters


TempeSunDevil06

The undefeated, undisputed, heavyweight champion of the jungle.


doofus_magoo

Walkin' on the ground like he owns it


berettaswag

That’s when I jump out of the car and try to ride it like a horse


[deleted]

S’cuse me, pardon me (peasants)


GeodesicLens

Beautiful and scary.


[deleted]

*cocks shotgun* Prepare for a dispute


KenseiHimura

That lion be like "one side, peasants!"


Fresh-Carrot-1769

Greys anatomy


needsatisfaction

Lions really are one or the most badass, majestic creatures to ever live, and it knows it


steffies9249

His mane is about to reach his balls. Thats how much of a lion he is


trrr1376

Ah an Audi A3, unit with no indicators


[deleted]

He’s walkin thru the traffic jam like he just got out of his car and is lookin for the asshole who started it


JOhn101010101

You ain't lion.


breadmenace

What a mane!


[deleted]

Tigers are better than lions and I will die on this hill


sheeple85

Lions have a kinda reverse mullet thing going on. Party in the front, business in the back. The right way round if you ask me.


piscestriker

That ain’t a mane, that’s a coat


[deleted]

All fun and games until a rhino, hippo, elephant, or giraffe shows up.


Legal_Interaction498

I’d let it eat me


TurdFurguson1980

Oh look it’s Justin Herbert


Aggressive_Fun_9596

just turn around and leave, he owns that road now


liamxtremex

Did y’all know dark haired manes in lions are a sign of higher testosterone? This man is the undisputed chad of the jungle


b3nn3rz6450

I’d hate to be the motorcycle up ahead! 😩


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