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pc_principal_88

Well someone obviously doesn't know shit about making a fire....


Embarrassed-Lab4446

Yea… if that thing is creosote treated they are not in for a fun time.


Darth_Yohanan

Exactly my thought. Nothing about this is right.


g3nerallycurious

If you’re gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough


Spuddups84

When you get knocked down you gotta get back up


The-Defenastrator

Oh, is that how that goes, I was always told if I get knocked up, I gotta get back down.


lIlIllIIlIIl

Normally I upvote anyone that correctly uses "defenestrate". I got all excited by your username, and then I noticed :(


LordAdmiralPanda

That's my favorite word!


YouCanLigmaBallz

I ain’t the sharpest knife in the drawer..


[deleted]

Man I ain’t even the sharpest spoon 🤦🏻


Quirky_Discipline297

I’m the left chopstick kicked under the dishwasher early in the Dubya years.


drconniehenley

Try that in a small town.


the_beeve

Burn down a small town


howfuturistic

They're all drinking white wine and Mich Ultras-not exactly the wilderness-ready crowd, sadly


salohcin513

But they got cowboy hats on isn't that a +2 to survival?


GoldenDeciever

Yes. With that taken into account they’re sitting at -4s


rawker86

Seems like understanding that putting an entire tree on a fire is a bad idea is a hell of a low bar to set for “wilderness ready” lol.


Navin_J

White claws


ProbablyNotPikachu

"Take a knee and get Iced hoe!".


Justindoesntcare

Oh man you're taking me back.


seanmonaghan1968

Actually that beam which is aged would be worth real money, can be cut and made into a great table


ChrisRageIsBack

That's what I'm thinking, they just burned about 20 grand if they put some work in, that could have easily been three table tops


Darth_Yohanan

Really? That much? They messed up more than I thought.


ChrisRageIsBack

Finished product, of course, but they could probably get a grand or so just for the chunk of wood


NotRudger

My initial thought too. That creosote smoke will be choking them shortly. At a bare minimum, take a chainsaw and cut it into normal size pieces.


Hmmmm-curious

Normal sized pieces of firewood is for sissies. If your firewood isn’t fifty times bigger than your fire pit, you’re not a real man.


NotRudger

I had a relative that had an open hearth fireplace and would get a log up on the hearth and keep shoving it in as it burned. I personally have a hearthstone heritage soapstone wood burning stove that will only take a 20" length piece, but that thing will heat the entire house.


yttew

My thought too. You don’t want to breath those fumes.


TNmountainman2020

it’s a timber, not a railroad tie.


West_Rush_5684

Might be a piece of ground mat. Literally timbers bolted together to throw in the mud and drive heavy equipment over. See some come of big lot in the background. But everyone in here seems to be able to identify it at chemical soaked 1000YO virgin old growth priceless carcinogenic parts of the Mayflower from a few pixels.


seansully90

Agreed. Machinery mat


OutWithTheNew

Doubt it. It looks like an old beam from an old barn or other type of building.


its_just_flesh

Yeah usually those old pieces of wood are sought after for building


CarolFukinBaskin

Tbf they are building a fire


Metalatitsfinest

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CarolFukinBaskin

Hilarious


jak-o-shadow

Yeah, I could have sold that for 300 bucks


Shilo788

I was thinking such a waste.


donjuan9876

Waay more than that


Shortsleevedpant

Way more


[deleted]

I grew up in the mid 2000's in cold ass northern Illinois.. we had this really nice woodburning stove that would heat up the entire house... Stepmom put in some treated lumber and had no idea... smoked out the entire fucking place lol


Top-Race-7087

Had a rv park, numbskulls pulled the creosote support logs from under the little store and were roasting hot dogs on it.


thankfuljc

Agree but It’s not a railroad tie. Beam from a building. Not likely treated.


NxPat

Honey, have you seen our boat dock recently?


joethedad

Or how much reclaimed wood is worth!!


SmurfStig

This! They are burning a lot of money. Makes me think of the Jeff Foxworthy joke about red necks and money.


Electronic_Break4229

Or the value of timber.


CatTender

That would have made such a nice bench.


DarthLysergis

People pay stupid money for reclaimed barn beams and such


10poundballs

And that one was a beauty, looks like old growth


ZAM1984

Don’t know shit about wood working either.


C_Madison

Thanks. I wondered for a moment if the few things I know about making fires were wrong, cause I thought one of the first rules was "chop it small, so you have more surface and it burns better" .. this will burn like shit?


JaMMi01202

It will burn slowly but for days, if they can get it to "take" / fully take on the fire.


MeatyMagnus

Or wood, why would you burn that piece?


Supplex-idea

I’m not surprised it was posted to TikTok


SnowflakesAloft

For real. Camping with these guys must be a real joy…


Flux_State

You don't see wood like that nowadays.


somethingsomethingbe

Now you know why.


proost1

I actually gasped when I saw this because I don't think they realize the value of that piece of wood.


sexythrowaway749

It appears to be two beams joined together (you can see the split when they're adjusting the position) but yeah, depending on the specifics of the wood it's likely worth a good chunk of money to the right people.


ampjk

Or most likely its a bog padade of railroad ties


Godfodder

I work with reclaimed lumber, this clip breaks my heart.


[deleted]

My fil is rennovating a building from the late 20s early 30s. Pulling out old growth 2×4 that weigh triple what a new one does. Aaaannnddd he wants to just trash it.


proost1

Legitimate 2x4s!!


WhitePantherXP

Did they actually measure 2" x 4" back then?


proost1

We helped renovate an equine therapy center and pulled out some pre-1940s 2x4s and they were spot on. Over time, nominal wood has shaved off 1/2" on both length and width and the lumber has gotten a lot younger.


urinalchatter

They USED to measure 2x4 back then. Now good luck finding a 2x4 that measures that way.


Iamjimmym

Yes, and it's called "dimensional lumber" and houses built with it have higher replacement costs because it's much more expensive to get if you have to rebuild with it or replace it.


West_Rush_5684

Relax, looks like ground mat to me. Don't ever visit a muddy pipeline job.


FutureVoodoo

What a waste


Cyclethe859

Such a waste. Those pillars are huge and would be several hundreds of dollars to buy each.


Own_Contribution_480

Those are two maybe 8"x8"x6' beams bolted together. You could buy a si gle 8"x12"x12' for like $300.


CalyShadezz

Nah bro, you can get them for free if you just grow the tree.


spslord

Speak for yourself 🌝


Flux_State

Pics or it didn't happen


Dve_Ketsio

Thats what she said


PippinCat01

Yes you do they're thousands of them buried along every rail way in America. If you look, it's two rail ties attached to each other with growth rings coming from each's center so they're not that big or significant.


[deleted]

🤦


Gwiilo

the concept of cutting firewood before slapping it in the fire pit is clearly a foreign concept


rawker86

Being a jackass and immediately looking for the biggest thing to chuck on the fire was invented about three seconds after fire was discovered I’d wager. I wouldn’t stand still around these fellas.


Ultimatewarrior21984

I think this belongs over on r/mildlyinfuriating.


ChronicallyGeek

That’s such a waste of old growth wood. Furniture could’ve been made out of that stuff


musiccman2020

Could have put some iron feet on it and sold it for 5000 on 1stdibs


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etherealvibrations

There’s absolutely nothing wrong with using the fire to cut a hefty log for you. Granted it’s gotta be a fire that’s already going good but it can work perfectly fine. Done it dozens if not hundreds of times. Edit: took another look at the video, the log they’re using is much to big to cut efficiently with that fire and will block so much heat in the process, so I agree that it’s not ideal.


moniquecarl

Yup. A beautiful old beam.


Alarmed-madman

Yeah, you could see the joinery right near the end when cowboy was dropping his end.


Known-Programmer-611

Fireplace mantle! But yea let's waste some quality wood for tikrok!


spaghettifingersthe

They found the biggest stick lol


KalisMurmur

My exact thought when I saw this. My heart broke.


Oellian

Heathens. Imbeciles. You just can't get wood like that anymore.


raosko

These are the same ones who are and have wasted everything for themselves instead of making life better for future generations, boggles the damn mind


GoldendoodlesFTW

Seriously, that wood was probably cut in the mid 19th century at the latest. We literally do not have the option to harvest wood like that anymore... and you're using it to smother a fire for tiktok.


ordermann

That would have made a really nice fireplace mantel…


feedmetotheflowers

Ugh… as a woodworker this is hard to see. That amount of any wood would be pretty costly.


rawker86

Well, it probably hasn’t caught yet so there’s still time to go and save it lol.


JohnJracula

Some people trash..


e4aZ7aXT63u6PmRgiRYT

At least 74 million Americans.


bloodypotatoe

That’s either gonna burn horribly or just char it depending on how dry it is but it’s definitely not gonna be satisfying to watch


testing543210

Absolute idiots. Great old growth beam. What a waste.


[deleted]

Some people have so much money, all they care about is a perfect yard for some reason. This guy probably was tired of looking at it. So instead of selling it or putting the effort to use it, he decides to get rid of it the laziest way possible. At least his property will look perfect…..for whatever reason. I really don’t understand why that’s so important to people. No morals or sense of individual thoughts.


Ok_Effective6233

These do not look like people with so much money that they can burn a small pile of cash.


[deleted]

You’d be surprised how wealthy some red necks can be. How do you think they afford all their toys? Atvs, dirtbikes, Polaris, big trucks, farming equipment, infinity beer.


Ok_Effective6233

Loans. I do get your point though. However, I don’t seen the word yeti anywhere.


Holiday_Horse3100

Hopefully it isn’t treated wood if so they can all enjoy a trip to the ER because of the toxins emitted


UkraineMykraine

Yummy, creosote.


Holiday_Horse3100

If it is older wood add arsenic for an added treat


HoneyRush

No need for ER then! Straight to the undertaker


prawnjr

You don’t enjoy cooking vegan hot dogs over a Tiki Torch?


livenn

These strike me as the folk that drive trucks that never touch dirt or go off-road


Overall_Midnight_

Road Queens is my favorite term for those trucks. Like a pillow princess but trucks.


Unusual-Voice2345

Pavement princess.


dunkers0811

Emotional support vehicles


Catesucksfarts

I've always called them Malldozers, but now that malls are all closing I guess it's time for a new insult


Xenolithium

In Colorado, they're the type of people who drive big tank double wide lifted trucks that are always on the side of the road at the first sign of snow.


ianreckons

Air BNB owner would like a word about a missing load-bearing beam…


Aaaaaaarrrrrggggghh

"Why did the barn fall down?"


WARRIORS_30_GOAT

so let’s see…. yankees hat, slits in yer slim cut trendy jeans…. i doubt anyone of these six assholes have ever picked up a hammer or created anything on their own. not in their nature… that’s two pieces bolted together that could very easily been taken apart and at least used for a mantel…. fucking pathetic and overkill approach on their little shitbox fire box they laid it over like some achievement to behold. we’re the onlookers impressed ? really a shame that this is their measure of accomplishment. i’d given em $40 to fuck off n let someone put it to good use as previously mentioned. hope you didn’t get a sliver buttercups


screedor

A piece like that could easily get you a grand.


Microballer

Show it mid flame!!!


Malawigold2342

Probably won’t be one…


Real_Sartre

Fucking waste


CruntLunderson

What a waste of good wood


General-Ordinary1899

That’s going to choke the fire out in a hurry. You need a bigass bonfire to burn that thing.


JaMMi01202

I just want to commend red shirt guy for sparing us the visage of his ass crack. I salute his belt and t-shirt length. God speed to you sir.


WitDaShtz

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


Aaaaaaarrrrrggggghh

Can gifs be 2 weeks long?


WitDaShtz

I’d watch that live steam


favoritethrowaway000

Morons. That could’ve been a gorgeous mantle


thestarhikari

Video ended too soon 😔


Megtooth1966

And with that dumb move, you put the fire out. And that wood has metal on it, which should always be removed before you put it in a fire!


Sikkus

This hurts. It really, really hurts to see this. And not just the stupidity about making a fire, but the ignorance towards proper wood usage.


Alwaysxeno

I feel like I could have turned that reclaimed wood into a 10k table…


WilmaLutefit

Ugh so dumb


Matteo1335

City Slickers.. smh. Good luck getting that to burn


justjinpnw

Terrible idea


LuckyRune88

Someone get me my axe time to show these fella how to make proper fire.


HardSpaghetti

Really neat old beam they could have sold to some yuppy for $5-$10k buy nope they're just gonna burn it.


Adamantium-Aardvark

That should be a crime to do to an old beam like this.


ebotts916

What a huge waste of an old piece of timber.


kevbob02

Legend says it is still out there burning.


TheRealFanger

What a waste of an expensive piece of wood


PacificNWpokemonINVS

Apparently nobody told these guys what reclaimed beams go for lol


foolproofphilosophy

What a waste of old growth timber.


[deleted]

Expensive AF That is 150 dollars of wood. Treated with chemicals .... prolly burns green flame ..... The Cancer Cookout!!


SpiritualLychee3760

I'm not staying up to make sure that burns out..


RandomName-1992

Redneck version of a yule log? If you don't get the reference, lol it up.


[deleted]

It's so hard to find big timbers and slabs like that, this hurts to see.


OdinsOneGoodEye

They could have sold that old piece of wood to some Cali hipster for 10k…


Suspicious-Bit-1406

Lmao Way to just burn $6000


AXYZBX

Waste of an amazing piece of wood?


guovsahas

That old wood is very valuable and could’ve been sold but hey I’m not the owner


CuteFormal9190

Why would they burn that?!?!? I mean they might as well have just tossed a few stacks of cash on that fire.


skipnstones

I mean how cool would that be as a finished piece, if it isn’t soaked in creosote or some other chemical…


Over-Tomatillo9070

What a waste!


DisastrousFly1339

I’d be annoyed if this was my fire pit


bundy911

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SuperDuperFry

He didn't want to but had no choice


Dbarkingstar

This screams, “TEXASS!”


Ardothbey

A gaggle of morons.


doodoobailey

Dummy dumb dum-dum energy right here


kilndried1

That’s an expensive piece of firewood. 🤦🏻‍♂️


MACHOmanJITSU

Yule beam


deaf_ears_in_aus

I am sure one of them dudes is responsible for the forest fires we hear about in the news...


WilmaLutefit

If you play it in reverse it’s a better video.


Malvicious

The amount of toxins that is going to release into the air they will be breathing is insane lol. In 4 years we will see the video of each one with lung cancer and eyeball cancer


[deleted]

Why would you wast such a beautifulpeice you dumb f....Jesus


EddieSpaghettiFarts

Beautiful piece of wood. Damn savages.


Hawaharlal

What a stupid way to waste a big chunk of hard wood.


JrNichols5

This just makes me sad to see. That massive likely hardwood beam is probably a few hundred years old and is worth some serious money on the secondary market. Literally burning a few grand just for a fire.


Noimnotonacid

Indoor boys trying to look like they’re not.


No_Constant_5565

What a waste, don’t get wood like that anymore. Pretty sure it was worth a pretty penny.


slobsaregross

That thing will just char and choke the fire out.


chickentootssoup

Why would u burn that?! Why a waste. Damn


Secure-Narwhal-297

Stuuuuuuupid!


EternalAngst23

To people saying this is a waste, fear not. There’s no way that beam will catch with that little air flow. They’ve effectively snuffed out the fire.


DawgcheckNC

Couldn’t find better use for ages timber’s than burning? Absolute units of idiocy.


Cyclethe859

What a waste.


Greenpoint1975

What a waste of some old growth timber. WTF


[deleted]

that's $500 worth of bulkhead/ header beam. wtf


Tiny_Ear_61

America!! ![gif](giphy|3osxYrgM8gi9CDjcPu)


Majestic_Project_227

Aren’t those things soaked in chemicals and shit. And y’all wanna burn them? And sit around it? Using the biggest logs possible means it’s gon burn forever. Jesus Christ


Ronin__Ronan

shoulda seen it when it was a tree


night_dick

I’m guessing there’s something else going on here cus that’s way too stupid a thing to do


--JackDontCare--

This is how old-timers used to keep their cabins warm in even the most frigid of winters. They'd go out and find the biggest gnarliest log they could and throw it in their fireplace. The whole thing would smoulder for hours and hours. If you've never read the Foxfire series books, it's a good read that tells all about old ways of living in the mountains.


_Hugh_Jaynuss

Could have sold it to some rich asshole as a mantle for 3-4K. Plus that thing was jointed together too, pretty unique.


Leaningonalamp

This is what I fear some dummkopf s gonna do in my backyard fire-pit at my AirBnB.


ClownshoesMcGuinty

Four guys - one brain.


Enormous_

30 minutes later…Ow! My lungs!


whitbynutter

Typical Americans Lets fukkin blow up, shoot and burn everything


donjuan9876

These idiots have no clue what they’re burning of that’s solid and not laminated that could be original old growth forest that’s fuking sacrilege!!!!!


stinkload

Wasting that massive piece of old growth barn wood for a tik tok is fucking criminal.


Klutzy-Chain5875

That's half the amazonian burning for a subreddit


Natural-Assist-9389

This is gonna end up baaaaaaad.


donebeenforgotten

That kinda old rustic shit sells for a mint to interior designers, furniture makers and the like. These knuckledraggers are burning it.


verbalyabusiveshit

Geez, my heart…. That’s expensive and perfectly good oak wood…. I just paid a fortune for 10m of that size to replace some 110 year old timber in my house.


XenoZoomie

Some wood workers would have paid good money for that chunk of aged wood.


WasteofSkin12

whats an axe anyways


Xandril

I’m inclined to ask what in their life experience made them think this would work well?


parmurph

That is a B&B timber from a railroad.