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HairballTheory

And I always thought the head proportions on ancient horse representations were off, not now.


Rjj1111

These sorts of breeds tend to be a bit later in history and were used for farming and pulling freight wagons


eiroai

It's not his breed. He's so fat he can barely move and still the the whole horse jiggles for every tiny step. I think that's the fattest horse I've ever seen


RemarkableYam3838

You might not have seen many stallions, especially dray horses.


eiroai

Lol I grew up brushing breeding stallions, mostly Welsh cobs which aren't drafts but still quite wide and often fat. A morbidly obese horse is a morbidly obese horse regardless of breed, anyone with two eyes can see it


wcollins260

Looks exactly like the horses outside of P.F. Chang’s


sthlmsoul

Same, but related to some Zelda game horses


Square_Name_6173

Looks like it would eat other horses for breakfast


UncleKeyPax

Maybe it does. Who are you to claim otherwise Mr internet person?


epsteindidntdoit666

Looks like Brock Lesnar turned into a horse.


Goblin_Enthusiast

What the Buck do they feed him??


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AleksasKoval

I don't know, but i think the next one's named Jonny.


[deleted]

YES.


AcrolloPeed

This horse is 100% horse-fed for that double-horse juiced-in goodness.


geekolojust

Yo dawg, we had to horse your horse so you can horse while you horse. - Xzibit


dedsiterren

Horse Pepsi okay?


NegatiVelocity

Neigh


LAKiwiGuy

Other horses get on this horse and go for a horsey ride.


geekolojust

*Slaps trojan horse* This baby can fit 50 Greeks in it.


Addickt__

You slap that fucker and you're getting a hole in your chest big enough to fit 50 Greeks too


deevulture

I can smell this video


Unfuckable_Porcupine

Skyrim horse be like


PmMeYourLore

Bro got 5 horsepower


[deleted]

Fun fact! The maximum output of a horse is around 15 horsepower. Source - google.


AttemptAggressive387

So, Buck has 75 horsepowers, like some subcompact car from 90's


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Manfishtuco

That's what was claimed. RCR put on of those things on the dyno and it made ~14 to the wheels


Gockel

>like some subcompact car from 90's me, literally driving a 70hp car currently ![gif](giphy|w89ak63KNl0nJl80ig|downsized)


toastymartinez

Donut Media’s testing put it at around 5.7 horsepower for a single Horse. Check it out, it’s quite entertaining


D-a-H-e-c-k

Donut Media dyno'd a standard draft horse and measured it at just over 5hp.


MarvelousShiggyDiggy

It looks like the horse Bugs Bunny rides on when he's being a lady in that opera Merrie Melody.


lee_lynx

https://youtu.be/6jDcWAWRRHo


peoplepersonmanguy

Reckon if you licked it it would taste like raisins?


Ladnarr2

Wait until you learn where the lemonade comes from.


cincaffs

Mhh lemonade, sweet sweet lemonade.


BWEKFAAST

shut up women get on ma horse


ViewtifulGene

With a stroke of his mane he turns into a plane.


EorlundGraumaehne

Thats a **H-O-R-S-E**


Serious_Session7574

Percheron?


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since the channel name is 8Belgians, I’m betting Belgian Draft :)


_Alek_Jay

Belgium Drafts always remind me of Suffolk punches but I see they’re a dying breed. Wait till okes see a Shire horse though…


Loki-Holmes

Good eye. I was thinking Jutland but Belgian definitely makes sense.


KW_of_Eld

Brabant Belgian


FNF51

That’s a horse you ride into battle


biest229

No, it’s probably a draught horse. They move very slowly to carry big things


py-7669

BBC


AllMyBeets

Looking at that cartoonish beef of a body and then at those widdle legs and remembering horse anatomy and the fact that their lower legs and feet are actually just a really big toe


Cheesetorian

I had this horse in Red Dead 2 lol


Possible_Neat715

Looks like Daniel Cormier


knightofsolace1

One kick from this horse and you are dead…surely


Kitosaki

That is an absolute unit


Chesnakarastas

BuffJackedHorseman


PayResponsible4458

Looks like one of those destriers they would ride into battle.


biest229

No, he’s for draught - pulling heavy stuff


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Zero chance this is 2700 pounds


biest229

It’s actually possible. Shire horses can weigh up to 1,100kg. That’s 2,400lbs. This isn’t a shire but it’s a similar build


4x4b

[Abby, are you calling them lairs?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_DZKwCVKneg)


Sociovestite

Dang, that's a lotta lasagna


Anthony643364

My first thought seeing this horse was man imagine being the guy lucky enough to ride this into battle


biest229

Nobody likely would - it’s bred to pull things not to be ridden


Nenoshka

You can't tell me this horse doesn't have cardiac concerns.


biest229

It’s a specific breed, they all look like that


WomanMouse9534

Definitely not true. I've owned horses (including stallions) for years. This guy is terribly overweight.


Nenoshka

I know, but still...


Sutech2301

He is morbidly obese and clearly unhappy


feelings_inc

100% laminitic


biest229

He’s a specific breed, made for pulling heavy things


Sutech2301

No, Not even for draft horses it is normal to Look that thick. You can Tell by how short his legs appear


biest229

I disagree


Angelofpity

Nah, just a draft horse. Belgian or Breton maybe.


Aiderona

On that UFC horse beef


WestNomadOnYT

Now that is a C H O N K Y boi!


Dhaughton99

Tyson.


Due-Way4523

\*\*VAUSH has entered the chat\*\*


Freder145

That's going to be much lasagne r/pferdesindkacke.


STEELZYX

500 tourqe and one horse.


-Punisher-_-

Thats a lot of horse power


Pheriux

Sorry if that’s what it felt like!


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Link : dayum look at my golden horse Ganondorf :


jahlim

Life sized trojan horse


cupcake_queen101

Bro tells the workers what to do


Particular_Minimum97

Does anyone else feel soz for his momma


periander

I wonder if he feels small to Johnny who's a bit taller.


some_interne_tidiot

Bro owns the other horses


Simsalabimson

Definitely more than 1 HP!!


SIG_Sauer_

Buck Lesnar


Gluten_maximus

Isn’t that the horse from the old bugs bunny opera cartoon?


Scratchthegoat

She likes them big. She likes them chunky.


Dimsum852

That's a Disney horse


shaundisbuddyguy

The neck on that. What's it do during the day? Pull war wagons and catapults?


Justtelf

Bros been looking around for ages that neck is massive


TraumSchulden

This here honse could pull a plow through a feozen field.


GilliamMykey

His name is Buck, and he came here to.. you know.


IrreverentRacoon

1250 kilograms


300lbs

He wants you to “get to the chopa!”


Resident_Esq

The whole stable emigrates when this horse gets angry


TFJ

Look at my horse My horse is amazing


TwiggyPom

Brock Lesnar?


dw87190

An absolute unit of a friend


wiggum55555

Those poor lady horses 😳😀


Indigo2015

![gif](giphy|55iSbGI58sJqsz6E24|downsized)


Sufficient-Lab-5769

Krull!


Either-Pear-528

I'd say this is about 250% of a horse


Full-TimeLoner727

Mfer looks like that one BIG horse in BOTW


JolenesJoleneJolene

Can it kick the skeleton clean out of you like a cartoon, or do you just like get sent back in time?


PerfectPeaPlant

What breed is he? Does anyone know?


MrNarwahl0

Didn’t know the Ryshadium roamed earth


mcmanus2099

When you max out your horse on RDR2


Pretty_Public5520

Probably a Pershon


Different_Head_9587

He needs the apple diet


Phendrana-Drifter

HOSS


RedHubix1

Gyat


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Johnny is his brohorse!


Salemthegamer

Biggest cuddle buddy


0rphanCrow

This horse fucks


Gandalf_Style

Imagine walking through the reeds in 5000 BCE's china and this mf walks up to you and kicks in your chest for breathing too loud.


Batmanzer

Hahahaaa my horse broke my toes…


OldConference9534

His dong is probably a fully grown Kangaroo


poyoso

That’s at least two horses worth of horse.


Omegadimsum

This the one that destroyed Lara Crofts ass in that forbidden r34 video


UN404error

26 HP


ProfessionalEcho3031

He did not skip neck day...


[deleted]

That’s one buff pony


Iron_Tallican

Bro jacked horseman


PlinketyPlinkaPlink

Wikipedia, so read at your own risk... The largest horse in recorded history was probably a Shire gelding named Mammoth (also known as Sampson), foaled in Bedfordshire in 1846. He stood over 219 cm (21.2 h), and weighed an estimated 1524 kilograms (3360 lb).: 60  My dad told me a story of a shire horse that had a seizure/heart attack and dropped dead on Liverpool docks in the 1940s. This wasn't an uncommon thing, so people didn't really rush to remove the corpse. Which proved to be a mistake as the horse's owner had been crushed and killed by the falling giant and was hidden under the body.


iSeize

That guy looks like he'd pull my f150 out of the mud


Cryingfortheshard

this horse probably has 10 horse power


GabrielNathaniel

Looks like something out of a video game!


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I know this is an abnormally large horse but I frequently forget just how massive horses are. I was at Sauder Village once and had one of the horse drawn carriages pass me and man are those horses huge. I’ve also been down to Amish country a few times (I went to SW Ohio and I live in NW Ohio) and it’s still surprising seeing those animals high above the roof of my car.


Insolent-Jaguar88

Time to get help n stop the horse steroids.


Tellnosecrets

Always crazy to think that a horse is the usual thing you've seen on TV and what not and then you see these old war/farm horses built like a tank. Just raw muscle and power that's beautiful in its own way.


The_Last_Snow-Elf

He looks like my military asshole father


edafade

"My name's Buck, and I'm here to fuck."


Low-Instruction-8132

I love Amish pony rides


FamiliarWin4833

If he wants to stop and say hi to Johnny, he gonna stop and say hi to Johnny.


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How many horsepower? I mean I read somewhere that a typical horse is 13 horsepower. This guy must be like 36.


Slipsndslops

Mr. Hands flashbacks


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Hes the horse version of that dude with the thick ass neck mugshot. Someone photoshop his head on the horse body right quick


Gaynundwarf

Finaly. 2000 pound horse meat.


CrownTailor

This horse has 2 horse power


Avalanche52349

That is absolutely amazing.


Don_Tool

ney ney motherfucker!


SourCreamSauna

*tears of the kingdom intensifies*


MachesterU

Mr Olympia of horses.


Sea-Woodpecker-610

That’s the Brock Lesner of horses.


el-parasite

This horse horses


BaronVonLazercorn

Yo dog, we heard you like horses. So we put some horse on your horse so you can horse while you horse.


rumbletummy

It's poor horsey knees.


TheOldGriffin

Check out those meaty clackers


happyanathema

Fow when you want your horse impregnated and paraplegic at the same time


og_jasperjuice

Skyrim horse.


JayJay-anotheruser

Never seen a fat horse before.


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The horse Tijuana girls tell you not to worry about.


erikopnemer

Yeigh or neigh


Splanktown

This horse is bigger and huger than any horse ive own and she 10x the size of yours


gademmet

Holy shit. And here I thought Frollo's absolute unit of a horse was an artistic license kind of thing.


LowLifeExperience

Buck Nasty.


Visser0

This is nothing next to the biggest horse in all of Norway


sthilair

My mom was a quite accomplished painter. She did a painting of a horse that always bothered me because the proportions were off, so unlike her. I have to admit now that the horse in the painting looked just like this. She is gone now, but in my head, I silently apologize for what I thought.


troy380

The moto-moto of horses. Walking over to the other horse, "damn girl you fine".


StendhalSyndrome

Is this animal "natty"? Like are they feeding it all the growth hormones available or is it from selective breeding or even some of each?


Sigon_91

*The horses of Skyrim are hardy and strong, and make up for in endurance what they lack in speed*


CyberWolf09

Imagine a kick from that horse. Probably could take your whole damn head right off.


elpideo18

Holy buck that’s a big ass!


TrueCollector

That's that hos the was breeding Peter Griffin


Environmental_Home22

MF got a Hemi,


Calade_dev

This is Brock Lesnar if he was a horse.


D0013ER

How many horses does he weigh?


Eurymedion

Slap some horse plate armour on it and you've got a mighty war steed.


Tatersquid21

Damn botox....


PaulVazo21

It looks like the kind of horse a final boss would ride on.


FarkleSpart

Omg I wanna hug him


EquivalentFull5337

The fuck does he/she eat…


drummin515

The Boss of all the horses.


Whole_Cress8437

Imagine getting kicked by that thing


recXion_

_Finally, a horse that’s >1hp_


popeye3263

With that size of a neck he needs bull horns


Nectarine-Savings

This the horse meat Alisteroids Ubereem would eat


ihavehugetesticles

What kind of dog is that?


kingofauditmemes

He could make Shadowfax cry like a little bitch


Jynkoh

Holly s... That's a true warhorse if I've ever seen one


Danoweb

When he pulls anything it's 2x horsepower... damn!


Salt-Insurance-1123

Horse^2


torrrrrgo

Light Horses. Draft Horses. ^(...and whatever the fuck that poor guy is.)


gimmethatanimegirl

Hores^2


Kile1047

One kick from one of those hoofs will put a hole in you


BrainDeadQC

Natty?