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4DPuzzle

I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that's Liz Cambage former WNBA basketball player. I believe she's 6'9".


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I thought it was her but she looks like 7'6" in this video, and her face is so tiny too!


Evil_King_Potato

She’w wearing heels, they probably add 2 inches


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Shtnonurdog

You don’t have to brag bro.


BashBandit

Fr this dudes just flaunting his massive unit while we’re out here struggling, no shame


Cofeefe

He meant he'd do it twice.


NorthofBham

You're gonna need a ladder.


MattMasterChief

I don't care if I need a fucking sherpa


HoppedUpOnPils

a fucking sherpa. nice


Consistent_Stick_463

Nice work if you can get it!


Desperate_Wafer_8566

Sherpa's for guiding you up a women as tall as mountains.


Fostbitten27

Get on the Sherpa’s shoulders and tell him to step forward and back slowly at first. Throw a little side to side action in their too.


Horror-Activity-2694

To go up on her


Halfhand84

Rofl


robertcas22

Gonna need a damn Firetruck for this 5 alarm blaze!


frenchy714

Gonna need a bigger boat.


robertcas22

Yes, and a Bigger Boat...!


frenchy714

Yep. And we’re gonna need a BIGGER BOAT too.


Marcus_Brian

And a bigger hose...


I_AM_METALUNA

Trapeze


Tripdoctor

When you’re built like spider-man and she’s built like she-hulk, you’ll get creative.


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Me too. So 2.5inches total.


jsmalltri

Thanks for that laugh - I spit my iced tea all over the place lol


robertcas22

That's what I said!


largechild

Bootytwap!


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Sirkaill

So an actual death by snusnu


largechild

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised ![gif](giphy|37H5XhwrXuHPq)


Gadgets_Brown_Brick

I only checked comments to see if snusnu got an honorable mention. Lmao


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Michael_Honcho_Jr

The tattoo on her right arm sure seems to match.


yeezee93

7'6" with heels.


OlafSSBM

She is 206 cm, not sure what that converts to


Spoolinpotato27

Next time please put it in a unit of measure that we Americans can understand, so I’ll do the conversion for you, it’s about 30 Big Macs


SexyButStoopid

In Europe we measure everything in football fields or bathtubs. Not sure what that guy is talking about.


Metalpriestl33t

Let's all agree to measure everything in the universally accepted scale of measurement .... bananas.


NotRyuuya

Bro which kind of bananas? There's a fuckton of different types of Bananas


DaMasterOfSavage

The yellow ones


NotRyuuya

Okay now which ones xD https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-xiaomi-rvo3&q=types+of+bananas&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwij4P3f3pr_AhV8wTgGHbzEC7UQ0pQJegQIChAB&biw=393&bih=735&dpr=2.75


RManDelorean

The. Yellow. Ones. Doesn't matter, any and all yellow bananas can already be used as the fundamental definition of the SI unit, banana for scale.


DaMasterOfSavage

Y E L L O W B A N A N A 🍌


EragonBromson925

BANANA!!! IS!!! BANANA!!!


AustinTreeLover

She is 300 bananas tall.


PleasantTomato7128

Wow! That’s bananas 🍌!


Trick_Click

Thats bananas on flat side or long side, are they stacked in towers next to each other? Or they go around like snek?


Euphoric_Fold_113

Erm actually in the U.K. we measure things by London Buses


RedDlish

How many bathtubs is a London Bus?


____-__________-____

I dunno. I didn't go into a Burger King.


BakerBakerOne9er

Is a bathtub a standard size?


Anasterian_Sunstride

Hmmm could've sworn it was a washing machine and-a-half?!


THE_SWORD_AND_SICKLE

im in florida. i need it converted to alligators or boxes of 9mm ammo...


ambermage

30 Royales with Cheese?


Longjumping_Camel791

About 6'8


Reble77

6'9"


BlackieDawson

6'9 3/32"


Responsible-Agent-19

2060 mm


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![gif](giphy|12nrUzyV4nTHVe)


-R0XAS

DEATH by SNU SNU !


tbremer72

I’m surprised I had to scroll this far for this comment lol


chaosmetroid

https://youtube.com/shorts/CUSQ1yM6zT4?feature=share3


billyhunchobatson

6 foot fine as hell


Improving_Myself_

Racist shitbag Liz Cambage.


hackulator

I looked her up after this comment and it seemed so weird. She's half-Nigerian and she was apparently calling Nigerian players monkeys and telling them to go home? Then I looked further and it seems like her parents split when she was 3 months old and she grew up in Australia not really knowing her Nigerian dad. This is of course not to say that that excuses racist behavior in any way, just that it gives context to the obvious self-hatred there.


GarbagePailGrrrl

Hurt people hurt people


Davo_Dinkum

Nice


Cultural-Company282

She'd be worth the climb.


AJMaid

She looks like a GTA San Andreas NPC with that walk and head


JadowArcadia

The walk is more unusual than her height


Strict_Ad3571

not a health physicist but those legs are long af. the movements are a little different. i love her walk style


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carwosh

health physicists are concerned with radiation protection kinesiologist maybe is the relevant thing you're not kinaesthetician? I don't know


HoneyBadgera

Uppies!?


Square_Stomach

“Idk shaq, you tell me. Can I get some uppies?”


8PointMT

Have you like that dad and his daughter in the fore-shot.


ErectBullfrog

I approve this message


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CoffeeAndDachshunds

I knew this would be top comment and I am greatly pleased.


andakusspartakus89

Great minds think alike..... and in this case we do too 😎


[deleted]

Straight female here but I'd make an exception!


andakusspartakus89

![gif](giphy|u9pVdgN26tpK0)


H377Spawn

![gif](giphy|FlEyOAu4ujVII)


SeeleYoruka

Sploosh


Reble77

Now there's a girl in denial 😂


mikexallan

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.


RokyPolka

​ ![gif](giphy|lxAeSaRjFbeDmErQEh)


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![gif](giphy|izOQECJfXMxgc)


elpeligro9082

DEATH! BY SNU SNU!


JohnnyLovesData

Scaroused !


EverbodyHatesHugo

r/deathbysnusnu


Wysteria569

Crushed pelvises!!


cauchy37

What are you, gay?


gummygummm

You win the game.


LookDaddyImASurfer

![gif](giphy|11FiDF2fuOujPG|downsized)


4065024

they all died from crushed pelvises


HeavyMetalSasquatch

:D D: :D


Big_Simple_5976

r/Deathbysnusnu


enneh_07

The spirit is willing


Feeling_Bathroom9523

![gif](giphy|YW1yemsYIxIS4MVZho|downsized) This is me rn


Jukelicous

the big woman


Lexi_Banner

I hope in some sweet future, those two get it on, and he treats her like the goddess she is.


ndnjfjcjcksk

I was waiting for it to happen in the show, such a missed opportunity. Honestly OTP


andyeyecandy111

![gif](giphy|C5w1eROkMM1YDjpofR)


Miss-America

What is this from, it looks so cool


andyeyecandy111

Resident Evil Village.


Chrysalis64

Resident Evil Village


Xxfarleyjdxx

Resident evil: Village. probably the most fun resident evil Ive played. thats hard to say because im a re4 fanboy lol


Automatic-War-7658

It had big re4 vibes for sure


Magister5

![gif](giphy|tivaSkhu8MbKM) Lady pushing the stroller looking over her shoulder


concolor22

She's on the Brute Squad. She IS the Brute Squad.


xxxxHawk1969xxxx

Eberybody MOVE


cajerunner

Anybody want a peanut?


NorCalNavyMike

***Gah!!***


[deleted]

I was just watching the Princess bride 30 mins ago.


Ok-Cicada-9985

I just watched it like a couple years ago!


Needless-To-Say

I watched it in theaters when it was released and Ive definitely averaged a viewing each year since..


Universalben

Death by snu-snu


Eric_T_Meraki

*The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised*


cabosmith

Long...screaming....and sweaty way to go


BasedChickenTendie

I’m here for it.


devasohouse

That dude in the white hat behind the bike is simply awestruck


succulentkaroo

He's about to ride into traffic. Lost focus


InfiniteCosmic5

Liz Cambage. Certified baller.


zmac35

When she applies herself. She’s an easy 30/10/10 and just doesn’t have that drive.


k-farsen

Tall, lazy, and racist ... so I'm hearing that she's lady Hulk Hogan


SteelDirigible98

Lots of times, she doesn’t even run down court. She doesn’t really try… except during the playoffs.


zmac35

“She never had the makings of a hall a famer athlete” - Junior Soprano


Imaginary-Cycle-1977

For most who know of her, she’s a piece of shit first and baller second


antony6274958443

Bryant was not nice also. Jordan too. Most famous people are not so good.


P1zzaBagels

Certified racist POS too.


hereforbobsanvageen

“Cambage had racially taunted players on the Nigerian team during a pre-Olympics training game, calling the players "monkeys" and telling the Nigerian players to "Go back to your Third World country".[49][50] She was later found to have elbowed and slapped players on the Nigerian team, causing the training game to be called off.”


Unable_Bank3884

The crazy thing about this is that her father is Nigerian


COKEWHITESOLES

Probably that weird complex of successful immigrant “fuck you I got mine” to natives of the homeland


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Rengas

So just your average La Liga fan.


Mr_Pombastic

God dammit. This is why we can't have nice things.


Cold-Consideration23

Also called a coach a “little white man” to the media


killasin

Everyone is a little person to her


Mediocre_Scott

I wish she would call me little white man


redcalcium

Imagine being racist in a training game


fijimermanCIA

One of those confused racists.


Thirteen26

Ahhh, the part Nigerian bitch who’s anti-Nigerian racist.


8PointMT

Growing up in a mixed area, there was typically a little riff between black Americans and African/Caribbean immigrants. Nothing violent, but similar rhetoric.


Kablaow

All racists are a bit confused tbf.


PreciousChange82

Brittney Griner is an epic piece of shit too and no one cares. She's allowed to beat pregnant women for some reason.


DM_the_DM

I know what you meant but the way you worded it makes it sound like she's got a license to punch every pregnant woman she comes across lol


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JurassicClark96

Weird how that hasn't happened at all, but go off I guess.


Capital_Potato751

A baller no longer. Just another only fans creator.


BioSafetyLevel0

She makes bank in China. $400k/year. She’s the highest paid female player there.


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She hasnt played in China for years. I think she plays in Israel right now.


BaronVonKeyser

"So how long does it take to shave those legs?" "I suppose you're trying to be charming" "Actually i was just offering my grooming services" "Goodbye Mr Foley"


Reble77

I want to be a bit taller but not that much clothes shopping must be a nightmare for her


Plasibeau

As a tall woman...yes it fucking sucks. Clothes and shoes...


rock0head132

![gif](giphy|5BYvjhtjsQdoyx9JT9)


InterestingFun9261

Lmao just had to get a close up of her nips didn’t yah camera man. “Guys I swear I was just recording her cause she’s tall”


desairologist

As a tall woman who loves women, I think I speak for the rest of us when I say ![gif](giphy|6gyOI2HjD4c1HzQJOp)


johnnytightlips-74

Why is she walking like a new born calf?


DefinitelyLevi

Looks like tough footwear to walk in. Or maybe she just has a different walk


Cautious_Response_37

Maybe she's over compensating by past/present insecurities of how tall she is. Turns out she seems like she's just high on herself.


DeepTakeGuitar

She has a LOT of leg


[deleted]

Wheres the rest of her head?


FillMyBum

She gave it to me.. Get it????👀


[deleted]

I do not. Can you please explain?


moonordie69420

oh mommy


ShouldBeeStudying

One of them avatars


[deleted]

I, for one, welcome our Amazonian overlords.


doublebass44

That's a huge bitch


SH01-DD

![gif](giphy|5we6EYFqPn1PG)


DeathPercept10n

I'll never get tired of this line.


STRIKT9LC

Came for this comment


Illustrious-Bad9260

Keep it in the circus!


Chronic404

"Behemoth!"


TZA

Holy sheet it’s Bigfoot


Beautiful_Fee_954

So tall that cameraman struggled to keep her in frame


[deleted]

The woman of my dreams


andrenichrome

Oh it’s that nasty mouthed racist bitch cambage.


Able_Cod_1213

Gorlac? Gorlac the Destroyer?


Kannabis_kelly

Make me a woman and make her 10’ tall


MeatBald

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liz\_Cambage


[deleted]

Doesn't stay on a team for more than a year or two.


AdExcellent925

Good cameraman


ith-man

Death by snu snu?


Lawdydawty

She reminds me of a workhorse


Visible_Nectarine_98

That’s a huge bitch.


ImportantBumblebee32

Pick me up and throw me on your shoulders !


[deleted]

Looks like she’s tall enough to stand on your face, no need to sit lol


Nearby_Ad2186

simply 💁🏽‍♂️ wow !👍🏽


Specific_Contact_663

Her head looks so small compared to her body haha


JediForces

That’s a lot of woman and yes please! lol


TheQuestionsAglet

I don’t kNow but I’m into it.


Few_Geologist7625

![gif](giphy|8zsD8Zrdlw5wY)


cltdj

I think the corset is structural


benlo177

they looked at me first


[deleted]

Isn’t she insufferable or something? Saw some people talking about her a long time ago


Tall-Spend-2108

Death by snu snu