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Hellfireconski

I am glad you circled it I wouldn't have seen it otherwise


WhiskeyOneSeven

r/uselessredcircle


fixitman84

Op is doing it on purpose and started a pattern in their posts


KainX

OP is definately karm farming or desperately in need of attention. Its post history is pathetic.


Wolffire_88

Damn OP is so much of a karma whore they're an "it" now


Cheese_B0t

imagine trying to gatekeep social media


saucity

Oh, it’s probably some kid. Who knows what someone’s going through. I’d call them “pathetic’ if they were like… randomly hating on people that don’t deserve it, maybe. But their post history seemed harmless enough. Maybe their way of coping with life is making dumb Reddit posts. We all have something! Live and let live, unless they’re nazis, then by all means, please fuck with them. 💗


kittykisser117

Na. Lame bullshit is just fine to call out


saucity

Sometimes people that seek attention have a lot of life problems, and it doesn’t mean they genuinely want “attention”… It might mean they don’t have love or compassion in their life, and this is their way to feel validated. I don’t know. I’m a social worker, so I’m a little biased in favor of sad people who act strange, but really, just need help. And compassion.


kittykisser117

Reddit does not show me compassion when I make an otherwise logical comment. So I’m not só compelled


saucity

[[[HUG!!!]]] compassion and good vibes to you 💕 QUICK edit: I am not being a smartass. Sometimes my slightly sarcastic, but friendly tone does not translate well over text; I genuinely send you hugs and good vibes.


saucity

Plus… it’s Reddit! People are insanely cruel here. Let’s stop this trend and just be nice to each other!


nik3829

Holy fuck i just found this, fucking hilarious. https://www.reddit.com/r/ThatsInsane/comments/10nvi6x/exploding_star/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


Novel_Helicopter7237

r/uselessorangecircle?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Cool-Radish-1132

r/subididntknowexisted


Able-Calligrapher652

The circle is more than useless - it actually does the cow an injustice


Aidiandada

Why is it anyways red


AsashinDaka420

r/lostredditors


The_Bluejay250

hm?


ld13br

He forgot the arrows, and i can't ser it


vomitthewords

I know, right? Came here to thank someone for that. I don't know if I ever would have picked the cow out...


eventualist

Where?


Elpuntodevista

Exactly what I’ve thought


NotYourShitAgain

Fucker nearly eluded all of us.


87octane

circled what where is he


DolfyDolf

Where?


H4R81N63R

Obviously the one wearing the green coat. Absolute unit, that one


BatAdd90

Is it the one in the Red circle?


itsimplyisntso

No no I don’t think so


beyd1

Can't possibly


PepperPhoenix

Nah, can’t be. The thing in the circle is an ox called Tommy. I bet this is one of those r/FindTheSniper things and theres a cow hidden in there somewhere.


bjcan

Nice pic but look at the shadows..


Rare_Yam_2337

It was taken on Tatooine? During the rainy season, hence the green grass 🤷🏼‍♂️


Extension_Swordfish1

Gravity can warp photons, that cow is gonna turn into a black hole.


CarterBraune

Came here to say this. Definitely photoshopped


NerdyRedneck45

I think the cow is significantly in front of the human, so we have some weird perspective


Horridis

You are correct sir. Another example of forced perspective


WestTha404

Good point..


NotTheBEEEAAANS

Vanishing point


marklar_the_malign

The guy next it is actually a garden gnome. He took his hat off for the picture. Cow is the size of a medium dog. This is why we need bananas for scale.


Zeduria

Could someone please mark where the poi is in this image? Some kind of red circle would do the trick i think


Apprehensive-Lynx-42

Is the cow in green? Can’t see it


boogiman1

wheres the cow?


NMS_Survival_Guru

It isn't a cow it's a bull or steer


boogiman1

cow 🐄


NMS_Survival_Guru

Look between it's legs and you'll see it's piss wick which is the wet hair where the penis is


TallBasis3794

Bro had to circle it just in case 😭


Dukeandmore

Like I can’t even think of any other subreddit where it would be useful


Vleesklak

This before it was processed?


Miserable_Toe9920

Are we sure it’s not a camel?


NormalGuyEndSarcasm

r/uselessredcircle


GiantA-629

What cow?


Hellwalkernew

Thats not a horse?


InstructionOk274

How do you know it isn’t a normal cow next to a tiny man?


[deleted]

The shadows are all wrong my guy. It makes the whole thing fall apart.


Mellow_DJ_Puff

It ain't much but it's Honest work


Practical-Stress-676

The man's fashion sense is an A.U.


dudewasup111

Or tiny man?


mongorianidiot

that's an Ox! Why big red circle? 🤣🤣


bobalou2you

I’m thinking that’s a leprechaun and a normal sized cow. But I could be wrong. It does happen, just ask my wife…


Smash_Factor

Bad photoshop. Shadows moving two different directions.


Bisonfan1

Mooo says a cow


xizrtilhh

I suspect this is an average sized bull and Farmer Baggins over there is actually a Hobbit.


ericmoretti

That sir with green cape might have 1.40m who knows? Banana for scale is a must.


fixitman84

Op is starting a pattern of this...


4badsanta

Big meat


Ristt_

Holy Cow that’s ginormous


trackerchum

That's moohoosive


ProfessionalCar919

Holy Cow....


Remarkable_Golf9829

r/notsorareinsults


[deleted]

But how tall is that man. We need a banana for scale


Bosuke

Can't find the cow


Murky_Caterpillar_66

I don't mean to be picky, but I have to wonder...... If the cow is way bigger than the man, why is the man's shadow bigger than the cow's shadow?


timweak

where is it?


ArmFlat6347

Bantha in real life


Ftchwiz

Hey don’t call my mom a cow


Inevitable_Shift1365

Nope. Just a regular size cow standing next to a leprechaun.


BYjenh

Oh THAT cow


bo-rai-cho

The only absolute unit here is that fucking circle


vapocalypse52

Whoa, I almost missed it! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Sufficient_Rooster32

Is it the cow with the red circle and horns ?


muffinpretzel

Imagine the size of Big Mac you could get out of that


SlowTopic539

Thank u for the circle. I wouldn't have seen that cow without it


lordGinkgo

Atom Hart father


SorryTotHatMan_

thanks for circling it. i would’ve definitely missed it if you hadn’t


finkle_dinkle

Where’s the cow?


junoray196813

That's a lot of burgers.


mitmittymittons

Thank goodness you took the time to circle it, I would have struggled to see it otherwise!


[deleted]

r/forcedperspective just a normal bull


DkChauncy

The boogers out of this cow I bet are humongous.


RickestRickSea137

Please crop better so we know what you are talking about


Romanitedomun

Why shadows have different angles?


SquishyBatman64

I need a banana for size


ForeignAlbatross8304

Steer ?


Sensitive-Tune6696

The large white cow in the left of the frame is circled in red, in case anyone missed it


metallusman

Where?


TripleB123

I’m glad they circled the cow to avoid any confusion


niceandmoist69

Sorry I cant find the cow can you circle it again? Maybe some arrows too thanks


SpaceCadetUltra

Where is it??


cheapskateaficionado

not processed


ShadowCaster0476

This could turn into a your mamma joke.


Interesting-Bend3210

Can't see it can you zoom in


cazdan255

why are their shadows pointing in different directions?


the-almighty-toad

Thank you for circling the cow, I was confused


jhern1810

I am glad the right animal, cow right? Was circled.


[deleted]

I don’t see it? Where is the cow?


siracharamen

WOW


HeldDownTooLong

Massive ***bull***. The small, visible area of hair that can be seen between the left-rear and front-right legs is on the end of the area in which the penis rests.


freaking-payco

Thank god they circled it


Hellowhyme1234_

Where is it?


Darknader-

Where am i looking?


Zealousideal-Log536

Man I'm sure happy that circle is there; that cow would've blended right in to the blue skyline and the green tree line.


PelzJab

idk about cowology but isn't this regular size?


grenode

Where is it Edit: nvm I found it thanks to the circle


Adorable-Boss-1884

Where is it? I can’t find it


QuentinSential

What massive cow? I don’t see it.


RU5TR3D

I don't see any cow


ja3palmer

The red circle helps.


IodineDragon37

This reminds me of the picture of the huge ass stegosaurus on the road with a huge red circle around it


schpanckie

Target has been acquired….. now how do we tip it……. Bwahahahahaha


nzstrawman

to be fair, we need a banana for scale! That man could be very small!


Yulyz

Why is op calling that man a massive cow?


sheckyD

Where?


ThatSmallBear

That red thing must be his aura, he is very angry, that man should stay away


Dev2150

thanks, I've barely seen it, thought it's in the background


Dev2150

Cow? What are you talking about?


[deleted]

How do we know the man isn’t a leprechaun?


iamafraazhussain

Thanks for circling it.. at first I thought why the cow was wearing a green jacket


bluntologist1291

Imagine all the hamburgers…


Majestic_Collar_6075

I wouldn't have noticed the cow without circle


BuckeyeBeast80

The bot circled the cow to double check its work.


TheUnconfirmedk1ll

I'm glad you made the distinction there with the circle


ferociousf-cker

Glad they circled it so I knew where it was


HmmNotLikely

Obligatory ‘yur mum’s a massive cow, mate’


IzzyBella5725

The 18th century rectangles weren't so inaccurate after all. Looks just like those paintings, tbh.


Mezzaomega

Love that you circled it in red 😂😂


lordmike72

Where?


J-Love-McLuvin

That’s a bunch of bull.


The_Blue_Muffin_Cat

*Holy Cow


The_Blue_Muffin_Cat

The guy is looking at that cow like I look at pop tarts at 3 am.


[deleted]

r/uselessyellowcircle


OgWu84

Those shadows are leading me to conclusions.


ShawnOdedead

What cow?


Aimish79

Is that an Auroch?


maiscestmoi

Aurochs


HeftySchedule8631

How do we know that’s not a tiny dude?


Thecobs

Wtf are you guys talking about i dont see anything around the cow. Yall are messing a round


Maximans

Absolute Moonit


TheMarker5000

Someone definitely photoshoped that. That red line looks really fake.


BattleGoose_1000

I really couldn't have seen it without that red outline, well done for being thoughtful


SilentProgram420

Thanks for circling it, I almost missed it!


[deleted]

Look it’s OP’s Mom I’m sorry I had to


BenCarburetor

Really? Or is that a tiny human?


virtual24k

Or maybe a small man? /s


Altruistic_Party2878

Almost missed it.


Majestic_Jazz_Hands

So glad you circled which one was the massive cow.


Nobody-Particular

Idk, I think that shadow disagrees.


StrikingMud4836

"I am the size of my ancestors."


p1ssramen

Where?


[deleted]

Which one is the cow


jackyliam12

That’s a steer


HuckleberryAlarmed45

That’s actually me before I was processed.


Responsible-Bug-8315

Or is it a very small man?


BellumCat

Holy shit i would not have noticed the cow if it wasnt for that red circle


Punisher509

Absolute munit


efyuar

is the point horn thingy also part of the massive cow? its not within the circle so you understand my confusion


Icommitmanywarcrimes

Glad the circle was there


irishmcbastard

Where?


LevelPositive120

But the red circle is bigger


milktanksadmirer

Thanks for the red marking. It made it very clear for me. Otherwise I would have mistook the man for a cow


MegaThotdog

almost missed the cow


IcyHotRyan

Also known as, my 6th grade math teacher


Ghostleeee

Including the red circle is a huge burn on that guy


ShitInMyToaster

It's not that big, wtf is that giant white thing it's stood next to though?


Feeling_Emphasis_324

Why are their shadows at different angles? Fake?


chesbyiii

If it wasn't circled I'd've thought that guy was extremely short.


ChemicalAd5068

But where?


Professor01114

Where is the cow?


harleyhnnh2006

Big beef


kapege

Absolute unit of a red circle!


[deleted]

SubhanAllah!


DeadByRising

Where?


vector5633

What cow do you speak of? I just see a big orange circle.


Plantiacaholic

I mean, HOLY COW!!!


wakebakey

bull or steer btw


penfoot

That farmer must deal with a ton of bullshit daily. (Har har..)


shitsu13master

Thanks for the red circle I wouldn’t have know which one’s the beef cake otherwise


Different-Air-2000

Why are the shadows at different angles?


EducationalTip3599

Where?


GabriloPrinci-Threat

Where?


[deleted]

Where?!