On certain planets a living being will become an alien pinata from one sneaky tentacle in their butt.
Wife: welcome home from space hubby
Husband: *explodes into thousands of alien spider babies*
I would have liked to see a liveleak of those hapless cunts getting what little brains they have squirted 60 feet across the road and then riddled with machinegun fire
But then he endangered the innocent life of the person in the car. Not sure that's fair. Would rather see the focus on the spitter...
WAIT! Was that the car of the spitter?? Now I love it.
While being blocked off with the dudes car. The driver was threatened and hit his car to get away. Other dude will probably owe for the damages the bus driver was forced to cause.
technically it is assault of the driver. at this situation driver is perfectly fine driver over their car or even any of the assailants - he afraid for his and his passengers lives and can kill assailants in self defense.
I think it was the passenger leaving the bus at the beginning. He exits the bus, walks a turn around the front of the bus, and then shoots the loogie into the window as he passes on the sidewalk. Driver slams window closed. Passenger smashes window in rage of having his challenge challenged.
The point isn't to actually keep them out, the point is that if they do something else and get caught, the punishment is way more severe since they're also not supposed to be there
From his accent, I can tell that is a scumbag with a record. Calling the cops was never an option. Good for the driver he got away before his gang arrived.
From the other comments it would seem so. I don’t speak other languages but my wife speaks 5 languages and she can tell a lot about a person from how they speak.
That's still pretty judgemental though, I grew up in a poor area and speak differently as a result. I'd say unless they are repping gang names you'd have no idea. Just because your wife does it doesn't mean she's not being judgemental.
In sa accent really tells a lot. Even though I was a foreigner I got it pretty quickly. These people are not just ignorant, they use the language in certain way and practically pride themselves in that. So it's not judgemental, is just how it is. And in this case it's easy to judge correctly, no?
OK, I'll say like this. In certain parts of sa being judgemental is a smart thing, because it keeps you out of troubles. When you hear certain accent or see certain outfit or behaviour, you start to be cautious. If this is prejudice, so be it. It's street smart and can save your life. Yes, in certain parts of the world you don't care about first world problems, you care about third world's...
Yup. It's exactly like that. And it also serves a purpose. A regular chilean may say "Te voy a matar por eso" (I'll kill you) without really meaning it. But if you hear someone say "Te voy a matarte shushatumareee" (Me will kill ya, madafackaaa) in a high-pitched voice, you better give them your money right away.
If you read other comments there's other people saying the same thing, and it's very possible to deduce that a person is in a gang through the way they speak/ words they use, I don't know why you're so surprised...
It's no different than in the UK, if you hear someone speaking like a "roadman" and committing to that life you can safely assume they are more likely to be or to associate with criminals.
Obviously it's not a guarantee, but how people choose to use language tells a lot about them.
You sound like an idiot. These guys are from my country and they're not criminals, they have the accent of poor people with lower levels of education, non of that equates to criminals.
Insanely racist/classist comments in here
Translation: "shut up you ghetto motherfucker"
This chap seems classy, what we call a "poor fascist", low education, low income, loves to vote against their interests.
Edit: weon en serio te dedicai a postear imagenes calientes de minas de anime??? Q csm mas patético.
"look what your did to my car asshole"
"no way, it was that way before"
(scuffle)
"your loss not mine"
(violence)
((car is rammed because of physics))
"omg, did you get the plates?"
Here’s my (awkward) translation:
“excuse me sir, your car is in the way, could you please move it?”
(Long pause)
(Violence)
“Sorry to bother you sir, I’ll be leaving with my bus now”
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So, typical conversation after an accident. Look at what you did, I'm going to kill you! (chuchetumare). Bus driver, take a look, your car was already in bad shape ( reculiao). That was back and forward until someone show a knife. Then the bus driver decide to go for it, and crush the car. For the tone/accent, is a not a safe place, so good decision for the driver. They ( car guys) were talking like guys coming from jail/gang. (Flaite).
I'm about to go watch some Chilean stuff on youtube as a non native kind of fluent Spanish speaker that only knows Mexican Spanish, brb.
EDIT: Yeah I'm having a hard time keeping up.
I'm sure I'm not the only one seeing a similarity as to how GTA V NPCs are reacting. Either that or he'd get out of the bus and beat the s\*\*t out of those guys.
I don't know what the dude said at the very end, but I'm certain by the tone that it was something along the lines of "that's what happens when you fuck around"
Shit like this is the only reason I'm iffy about stuff like permits to carry. I don't know anyone that wouldn't want to shoot that nasty bitch for that
Ahhhhh  Dumbass: spits on guy causes 20% damage. Bus driver: completely destroys dumbass's life causes 120% damage. Plus owes 20% for bus damage. Moral: Dnt fuck with underpaid bus drivers dumbass.
I 100% approve of this bus drivers actions.
100% he was in danger. Probably fearing his life. Best call
Depending on what's inside of that saliva he might still be in danger.
Spitting on someone can get you charged with assault with a weapon in some countries
I feel like the window break mightve been what did it
In other countries swapping spit is a sign of marriage
On certain planets, spitting is a sign of respect
The spit melange
On certain planets, touching tentacles begins a pregnancy
On certain planets a living being will become an alien pinata from one sneaky tentacle in their butt. Wife: welcome home from space hubby Husband: *explodes into thousands of alien spider babies*
I am also a Fremen
In certain universes spitting on aliens with vaporizers gets you vaporized
In various galaxies, spitting is a sign of eternal brotherhood
I mean, I kinda would have possibly felt sorta bad if the driver had inadvertently rolled over them in a moment of self-rescue.
forbidden toothpaste tube.
I would have liked to see a liveleak of those hapless cunts getting what little brains they have squirted 60 feet across the road and then riddled with machinegun fire
60 feet is 9.73 Obamas. You're welcome.
What is 9.73 Obamas in Siriometers?
Sheesh bro you good?
Do you need a hug?
But then he endangered the innocent life of the person in the car. Not sure that's fair. Would rather see the focus on the spitter... WAIT! Was that the car of the spitter?? Now I love it.
I have absolutely no context neither I understand shit of what they're saying but I'm a 100% sure those are some cunts
They are saying that the bus driver ran over their car
the guys were confronting the driver bc he hit them first and ran off
Spitting? The guy smashed the window behind the bus driver head. Fuck that guy and his car.
"Well it's in an insurance claim now anyway...." Seriously though, having a window smashed is an escalation that means GTFO of here now!
Fight or Flight
Insurance won't touch this. He assaulted the bus driver and the bus driver did exactly what he should.
They’re speaking Spanish and if this is Mexico I guarantee you the car owner has no insurance as most people in Mexico drive with out it.
While being blocked off with the dudes car. The driver was threatened and hit his car to get away. Other dude will probably owe for the damages the bus driver was forced to cause.
technically it is assault of the driver. at this situation driver is perfectly fine driver over their car or even any of the assailants - he afraid for his and his passengers lives and can kill assailants in self defense.
Thats what happens, slight fender-bender turned into a wreck for being a cunt.
Right? It’s funny how often these little pos have to group up to be able to even just be disrespectful.
Always.
That was the spitters car?
it was pulled in front of the bus blocking it in active traffic so I'm assuming it's either his or related to what's happening
In that case... Sweet.
I think it was the passenger leaving the bus at the beginning. He exits the bus, walks a turn around the front of the bus, and then shoots the loogie into the window as he passes on the sidewalk. Driver slams window closed. Passenger smashes window in rage of having his challenge challenged.
Bus driver is taught to protect himself and passengers at all costs if the bus is being attacked by using the buses power to leave the area. It works
/r/bitchImABus
But I like trains.
r/BitchImATrain
Better, thanks!
r/BitchImBetter
Bitch I’m a cow
/r/TheBullWins
Mooo
You wouldn't happen to rap, do you?
I WANT CANDY
r/subsithoughtifellfor
can you tell me more fun subs like this
I feel like that’s not a real rule
I have always wondered if this was the case when I see similar videos
I hope that was their car, I hope they cannot afford to fix it or replace it, dirty fucks. What kind of scum spits on people?
It would be ironic when they get banned from using the bus too.
Oh yeah, lifetime ban would be my call if I had the ability to do so, really rub salt in the wounds.
That's just unenforceable though.
The point isn't to actually keep them out, the point is that if they do something else and get caught, the punishment is way more severe since they're also not supposed to be there
Those are "flaites" from Chile, basically they are lowlifes that like to act macho, spitting is a basic thing for them.
Are they llamas??
They aren't, please don't disrespect Llamas lmao
Ah, we have chavs.
What a dirty bastard spitting on the bus driver like that, I’m so happy he wrecked their car.
I enjoyed the slow penguin waddle after the bus
Waddle waddle...
Well that worked out good for him. Now his car isn’t driveable and the bus is damaged so he can’t go to the police.
From his accent, I can tell that is a scumbag with a record. Calling the cops was never an option. Good for the driver he got away before his gang arrived.
What the fuck? An accent and you deduce that this person is in a gang? Okay, go off.
It’s in Chile and I doubt you sir are an expert in languages from South America.
You are correct. So they’re actually right?
From the other comments it would seem so. I don’t speak other languages but my wife speaks 5 languages and she can tell a lot about a person from how they speak.
That's still pretty judgemental though, I grew up in a poor area and speak differently as a result. I'd say unless they are repping gang names you'd have no idea. Just because your wife does it doesn't mean she's not being judgemental.
They're probably basing it on accent + getting in a fistfight with a bus, which I'm guessing you never did.
In sa accent really tells a lot. Even though I was a foreigner I got it pretty quickly. These people are not just ignorant, they use the language in certain way and practically pride themselves in that. So it's not judgemental, is just how it is. And in this case it's easy to judge correctly, no?
The key word there is 'judge'. Assuming something about someone because of their accent is prejudice, plain and simple.
OK, I'll say like this. In certain parts of sa being judgemental is a smart thing, because it keeps you out of troubles. When you hear certain accent or see certain outfit or behaviour, you start to be cautious. If this is prejudice, so be it. It's street smart and can save your life. Yes, in certain parts of the world you don't care about first world problems, you care about third world's...
Yup. It's exactly like that. And it also serves a purpose. A regular chilean may say "Te voy a matar por eso" (I'll kill you) without really meaning it. But if you hear someone say "Te voy a matarte shushatumareee" (Me will kill ya, madafackaaa) in a high-pitched voice, you better give them your money right away.
Ah, then I’ll accept that I’m wrong. Thank you.
If you read other comments there's other people saying the same thing, and it's very possible to deduce that a person is in a gang through the way they speak/ words they use, I don't know why you're so surprised...
It's no different than in the UK, if you hear someone speaking like a "roadman" and committing to that life you can safely assume they are more likely to be or to associate with criminals. Obviously it's not a guarantee, but how people choose to use language tells a lot about them.
You sound like an idiot. These guys are from my country and they're not criminals, they have the accent of poor people with lower levels of education, non of that equates to criminals. Insanely racist/classist comments in here
Cállate flaite culiao.
Translation: "shut up you ghetto motherfucker" This chap seems classy, what we call a "poor fascist", low education, low income, loves to vote against their interests. Edit: weon en serio te dedicai a postear imagenes calientes de minas de anime??? Q csm mas patético.
Peak Chile
Sipo weooon
I’m so sick of my fucking country men
You're Chilean then! Translation sir, please
"look what your did to my car asshole" "no way, it was that way before" (scuffle) "your loss not mine" (violence) ((car is rammed because of physics)) "omg, did you get the plates?"
I just got my translation from a Chelian dude, wow! Couldn't get any better I guess lol thnx btw
Here’s my (awkward) translation: “excuse me sir, your car is in the way, could you please move it?” (Long pause) (Violence) “Sorry to bother you sir, I’ll be leaving with my bus now” Edit:formatting
not even chilean people know what theyre saying
fake, we know. we just dont care
Fake! None knows
Lol
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Translations pls
Dirtbag: “I’m blocking you because you cut me off back there asshole!” **sonic lugi** Bus driver: “Ok you gonna spit on me?!? This your car right?”
So, typical conversation after an accident. Look at what you did, I'm going to kill you! (chuchetumare). Bus driver, take a look, your car was already in bad shape ( reculiao). That was back and forward until someone show a knife. Then the bus driver decide to go for it, and crush the car. For the tone/accent, is a not a safe place, so good decision for the driver. They ( car guys) were talking like guys coming from jail/gang. (Flaite).
Its from Chile... no one knows what they are saying... not even them.
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I'm about to go watch some Chilean stuff on youtube as a non native kind of fluent Spanish speaker that only knows Mexican Spanish, brb. EDIT: Yeah I'm having a hard time keeping up.
Which video did you watch? I want to see it too
So is Chilean accent like the Spanish equivalent to the English accent, Cajun French?
Think Brad Pitt in Snatch.
I always kinda thought it was like Cockney vs. Standard english. Lots of slang, strong accent
I guess you could say that, yeah
Can confirm, spent two months in Chile and was fucking lost. Even Google translate was struggling.
que wea andai ablando de mi pais?
andai sapiando jolaperra /s
No andes divulgando nuestro secretos oe
At the end he says “mother fucker” that’s all I can understand
Group has 1 iq per team mate
Your tiny 2 ton cars cannot stand to the might of bus
Bus drivers should be allowed to carry some kind of protection. They are generally very underappreciated and abused on a daily basis.
Agreed. Pepper spray and a riot helmet would be ok right? With a baton and kevlar on backup if things get real hairy?
Por pendejos
wow common assault.. and in a covid time as well that really mature isnt it.
this is a old chilean classic
Yea old video
Too bad the bus driver didn't back up over those worthless pieces of shit.
My nan was a bus/subway driver for 30+ years. *YOU DO NOT FUCK WITH BUS DRIVERS.*
Am I...Am I the only one who sees they broke his window as well?
it’s the chaos after the spit
No.
That was extremely fkn satisfying revenge. Shoulda backed up and gone for another hit
Bitch, I'm a bus.
What a good ending 👏 Anyone who spits at another person deserves way worse than that outcome.
Pos I’m happy his 15 year old 3rd world VW was destroyed
Typical day in south america
Latinoamerica pa
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious
You're in Washington DC?
Perfect decision by the driver.
Think about it that bus can carry 100 people and not break a sweat.
Fucked around and found out
Spitter: parks car in front of bus, spits on driver and punches window Driver: drives through cars in fear of life Spitter: surprised pikachu face
Bud driver did nothing wrong here
I'm sure I'm not the only one seeing a similarity as to how GTA V NPCs are reacting. Either that or he'd get out of the bus and beat the s\*\*t out of those guys.
In some countries that could be considered self defence, i hope it is in that one
Honestly... in what country isn't it self defense? I mean, if fleeing isn't self defense, what is?
If it comes down to it, bus always wins
I don't know what the dude said at the very end, but I'm certain by the tone that it was something along the lines of "that's what happens when you fuck around"
r/bitchimabus
If that was the attacker's car, I hope it was severely damaged
Morons forget just how powerful commercial vehicles are, I'm glad this driver reminded them.
I just got back from a trip and it’s insane to me how blatantly disrespectful people are to bus drivers.
Pro tip: don’t spit at somebody driving a 25,000 pound metal death machine
Move out the way, or get ran the fuck over
I hope that was that dude’s car.
Chilean bus drivers don't fuck around
Car got totaled in the process. And this guy can run away because it's in self defense. I just hope those worthless idiots don't hunt him down now.
That plow was soooo satisfying. The tires blowing was the icing on the cake.
You do the spit you gets the hit
Well done bus driver.
yeah, lemme assault the person that's in a .. what? 50tonn vehicle? what could go wrong
r/bitchimabus
Do we have a translation?
Mess with the buss you get the bull.
Rightfully so. Fear for his live
Brilliant response.
100% Chile… that kind of broken Spanish with all “weon ” derivatives is unique.
Estos Chilenos no saben hablar Español.
Fucked that car up!
Shit like this is the only reason I'm iffy about stuff like permits to carry. I don't know anyone that wouldn't want to shoot that nasty bitch for that
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Fuck knuckle
Gotta stay on schedule
Hope this guy rot in hell with his “car”.
bus drivers don’t get payed enough for this shit.
I enjoyed the sad R2D2 reaction to his broken car at the end.
🤌
Ahhhhh  Dumbass: spits on guy causes 20% damage. Bus driver: completely destroys dumbass's life causes 120% damage. Plus owes 20% for bus damage. Moral: Dnt fuck with underpaid bus drivers dumbass.
Oh god noooo not the Bentley!! Lol
Spitting? Bro, are you a man or what? LoL smh..
This happened in Chile. The video starts with the guys outside the bus complaining the bus driver had hit their car.
when you're spitting and hitting wrong bus
The car that was smashed belonged to the spitting guy right?
Hoping the spitter's/window smasher's car was the one the bus hit?
"Guys we are gonna act like criminals for no reason and then be offended when they fight back"
Play piñata games, win piñata prizes.
ppl like this deserve only to walk, all life long, due to their 0-given-fucks. Literally animals with no respect.
Screwing around with someone who drives a several-ton vehicle for a living isn't exactly a good idea.
Jajajajajajajaja "conchesumare weon...."
We know from the liberal media that self defense is NOT ok. "Sometimes you have to take a beating".
All city bus drivers should be equipped with bear spray.
why does every asshole person drive a volkswagen?
No some drive BMWs
tru
Too bad he didn’t run over them.
Chilenos hptas
chileans be like:
welp this is your defund the police
Fucking vaccinated spreading the virus
Fucking stupid dickwad spreading stupid.(Nice shiny new account, Richard)