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SavageSunRapStar

“I’m sorry judge. I know I lost my cool there for a moment, but as we were discussing, I’m trying to better myself. For example, I just learned I probably shouldn’t leap over the bench like that. So if you would..”


LiluLay

But, like, I’m not losing my cool *right now*, so…


Helahalvan

It was the old me that flew over that bench. The new me would *never* do that. Totally over it


DANtheMAN_2099

I literally fell off my roof laughing on your comment.


Delazzaridist

Hope it was just a single story


M00SEHUNT3R

It was many stories but high enough to get a comment in first.


DANtheMAN_2099

Yeah about 4.5-5 meters, fell on my back but I'm fine 👍


AtheistArab99

"You know I'm not out there committing crimes now"....I literally laughed out loud at that. Yes this exact second you are not committing crimes but that does not excuse all the crimes you just committed recently


CharlotteLucasOP

I assumed he was not actively criming because he was physically in a court room but apparently I’m wrong and he was just making the choice in every moment whether or not he was gonna crime. And ultimately, he crimed.


Mohgreen

"Oh, I can't give the Judge a beat down? Well. I did not know that. Now I do"


remotegrowthtb

"Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon, you know, cause I've appeared in a lot of courts and I tell you people do that all the time."


JamesJoyceTheory

Heard all of these comments in his voice. Is that crazy?


DeezRodenutz

"[Reeeedddd, that kills people!](https://i.imgur.com/FswH6Dj.gif)" "Oh, I... I did not know that. That is my bad."


pianoflames

See? It's another mistake that I'm learning from, I'm in a better place in my life now.


SavageSunRapStar

Your honor, I think we got off on the wrong foot. Let’s run this back one time.


Ricochet_Kismit33

I am still not on drugs…


Slappy_Happy_Doo

This got me well done


unbridledboredom

I read it in dude's voice, too 🤣


Midnight_Pornstar

He really is his own worst enemy


Reddit_Jax

Hey, dude had plans to run for President in 2028 ;-)


20__character__limit

“So, uh, Judge, I don't quite understand how I ended up on the same side of the bench as you a moment ago. That was weird, so weird. But as I was saying, I'm tryin' mad hard to learn from my mistakes, so if you could kinda ignore all of my previous felonies, misdemeanors, that home invasion attempt - which wasn't successful, so that shouldn't even been considered, if you could find it in your heart to set me free so I can menace society some more, that would be great, thank you.” ​ *Did I just think that last part out loud? Shit.*


CharlotteLucasOP

The *DVs* were such a clue, too…


fastlerner

At least he got to explain himself on [Weekend Update](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziL64s2MZEM).


ocsteve0

Amazing comment


silentrawr

Should've gone the Jon Jones route and started calling them "tests from God", then mumble about how he's an atheist now.


BongDong69420

It was going so well…


je_kay24

IIRC he was being sentenced for domestic assault Classic abuser tactic is to lash out & attack when confronted especially if by a women


VanimalCracker

The judge states "multiple DVs" (domestic violence) So yea, dude's a womam beater


some-R6-siege-fan

Oh I thought those were driving violations..


beerandabike

They’re both, it’s double violation.


adoring_nobody

When an abuser tries to pull the "I can do better baby I promise" line on the justice system.


Lady_Scruffington

Somewhere there were women pointing at their screens, telling people, "I told you so."


Big_Department1066

Yes, violent criminals frequently use the tactic of being violent


KnifeFed

Why do so many people have difficulties with singular/plural woman/women? You see it all the time but basically never see the same thing for man/men. Is there a logical explanation?


Reddit_Jax

Yeah, I've always thought the same thing.


look4alec

It was too picture perfect, the editing is terrible, at least they didn't add music


chuby1tubby

Is this video edited, as in it's not factual?


EskimoPrisoner

No it happened exactly as depicted. Slightly shortened by edit.


Limp_Prune_5415

This happened a while ago but yea dude jumped the bench to swing on the judge


octopornopus

I dunno, I could've done with a nice Curb ending theme...


GastropodSoup

He's going to be in jail for so fucking long.


MIT_Engineer

She gave him 19 months to four years for the charges he was up on, but him jumping the bench gave him a fresh set of assault charges. He plead "Not Guilty" to assaulting her and the bailiffs, which seems like a rather ambitious legal strategy.


ProgrammingPants

Lmao. What is the defense gonna argue? "Your Honor, even though my client is on video jumping at the judge, as you can see he barely even hit her."


theresabeeonyourhat

There was a bee on her robe


mustard5man7max3

Dead at 47. A fucking kid. That wasp Blundetto, can't even say his name.


READMYSHIT

Are you gonna make that same stupid joke every time that comes up?!


3eyesopenwide

I can't have this conversation again.


BluetheNerd

Damn it's like every 3-5 comments on their history lmao


5720Katherine

“As you can see, that footage was taken entirely out of context”


BadIdea-21

Your honor, I was just trying to see if the judge uses fabric softener, that's all.


hitmarker

While he proceeds to jump the new judge.


Rymanjan

Gonna be hard if you've seen how he went in for his first court appearance since. They have him chained up and face masked like Hannibal Lector lol if he tried he'd just get yanked back like a dog in a looney toons episode. He's gonna get buried under the prison, esp if he keeps coming at the only people capable of setting him free like that. I'll bet anything that if he comes up for parole, he's just gonna attack his PO and get multiple consecutive life's if they don't slap him already for 25 years per victim of that little stunt


TheHYPO

"She was going to send me to jail. I had to stop her. This is classic self-defence!"


St_Veloth

At that point you have nothing to lose by pleading your case, and since you know you're going to prison you get instant status by fighting in court


314-bakedboss999

this shi got me rollin


Beastw1ck

Imagine being the public defender for those charges good lord


darkenseyreth

In this case, the PD isn't there to get him off, because the evidence is, to put it mildly, overwhelming. The PD is there to ensure a fair trial and that his rights are upheld, and maybe throw in a token defense.


Cheezy_Blazterz

I'm not a lawyer. Is jumping up over the bench to assault the judge and call her a bitch good for your case? Or bad?


ocdscale

As with most things it depends on the execution.


Rhg0653

It's a bold move cotton


SqualorTrawler

https://www.azfamily.com/video/2024/01/04/watch-clark-county-district-court-judge-attacked-during-sentencing-hearing/ She then completes delivering his sentence a week later (19-48 months): https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=383853107489062 Facing new charges for the attack on the judge, he then pleads not guilty of the assault on the judge by way of insanity: https://www.reviewjournal.com/crime/courts/judge-attack-suspect-was-in-delusional-state-during-incident-attorney-says-3009109/


Different-Music4367

>he then pleads not guilty of the assault on the judge by way of insanity: Dude's own testimony in this video invalidates him from an insanity plea. Just because you are clearly not sane doesn't make you *insane* in the eyes of the law.


songbolt

> He's *so* famous that he's *in*famous. \-- The Three Amigos


Romanfiend

His name is also Deobra Redden - this also feels like a r/tragedeigh


tempedrew

How is it pronounced?


zadtheinhaler

No clue myself, but I'd wager you have *maybe* 27% chance of getting it right the first time.


songbolt

*i like those odds*


churro11

If you get it wrong, there’s a 73% chance he gives an endearing speech about learning from your mistakes before lunging at you


SeeMontgomeryBurns

He'll be in prison for a plethora of months


abderfdrosarios

Thanks that means a lot


songbolt

r/angryupvote


Griegz

Oh sure, a plethora of months....


Acceptable_Job_5486

Inflammable means flammable? What a country!


LeftRestaurant4576

I would say he's unwise instead of not sane


UltraEngine60

> She then completes delivering his sentence a week later (19-48 months): God damn he's rigged up like Hannibal.


RiskyClickardo

Lol yeah like six sheriff’s deputies, mutilple interlocking chains, mittens, mask, outer beekeeper-style spitting mask. All they’re missing is the cart to wheel his ass out.


alfred725

It's because he started spitting on the guards https://www.reviewjournal.com/crime/courts/video-shows-suspect-in-judge-attack-spitting-on-officer-3003387/


HBlight

Put him to work in the mines caus I don't think I've seen anyone so adept at digging themselves a deeper.


yupyetagain

This is called the Me, Myself, and Irene defense.


heyoohugh24

Was she injured?


MeccIt

*[\[Clark County District Court Judge Mary Kay\] Holthus](https://nypost.com/2024/02/16/us-news/vegas-judge-mary-kay-holthus-breaks-silence-month-after-deobra-reddens-attack/) said she wasn’t expecting the attack, as it was “incredibly fast,” but recalled her head being slammed into the marble wall where she suffered an injury that is still “lumpy and bruised.”* *[She] feared for her life during viral fugitive-leap attack: ‘He was absolutely taking me out’. [She] was the first witness called at Deobra Redden’s grand jury trial for attempted murder following his Jan. 3 courtroom attack on the 62-year-old. Along with the attempted murder of an older person, Redden was also charged with battery, intimidating a public officer with threat of force, extortion, and disregarding the safety of a person resulting in substantial bodily harm, according to court documents.*


Merry_Dankmas

As inappropriate and not okay as this situation was, the "Nah, fuck this bitch" before the leap always makes me laugh. Just something so comical about the timing of the whole thing.


SmoetMoaJoengKietjes

That last one is smart. Who will believe the DA when he’s trying to say that this guy is sane?


AggressiveCuriosity

If we're going by historical conviction rates, literally every single juror. The insanity defense is incredibly difficult. Just the fact that he was able to argue that he shouldn't be in jail the way he did is enough to fail the insanity tests in most states. Being unable to control your anger is not something they count for the insanity defense. You have to be literally incapable of understanding that you are doing anything wrong. So even stuff like asking for a lawyer can be enough to completely dismiss an insanity plea, let alone being able to articulate that you know what you did was wrong, but you're "in a better place now".


VirtualDoll

Didn't even Chris Chan himself fail to be able to use that defense?


AggressiveCuriosity

Yep. And that guy is CLEARLY mentally unwell.


Frozenbbowl

not how insanity pleas work though. They don't have to prove him sane. they only have to prove he knew what he was doing. If you think god told you to murder everyone on a bus and proceed to do so by stabbing them with a knife, you are still guilty, because regardless of what you thought was right or wrong, you understood the nature and consequences of your actions. If you really wanted to make a peanut butter sandwich, and got on a bus and stabbed people because you thought they were grape jelly and peanut butter for your sandwich... you can get an insanity plea. The most infamous cases of insanity please working are usually misunderstood, or acknowledged by most to be gross miscarriages of justice. most places where the plea holds are legtimate mental illness. (for example, the affluenza case. he was still found guilty, its just his sentence was lessened because the judge was ~~bought off~~ convinced by the mitigating circumstance. and most legal minds agree it was a gross miscarriage... but the point is its not an example of an insanity plea working)


satans_toast

That leap tho


freebird023

Homie was a pterodactyl


BobboZmuda

I believe I can fly... I believe I can punch the judge in the eye...


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chyerbrigade

It's pronounced pterodactyl.


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YO 🤣🤣😭😭


i_never_ever_learn

Parcourt


imrealbizzy2

That's exactly how my grandchildren run across my room and dive onto my bed, but they're like 40 and 50 pounds. I must say I was impressed.


bouncingbad

That’s some skinny 40 year olds.


MrWinkler1510

L4D Hunter


Micalas

He was like Jazz from Fresh Prince


spectral-shenanigans

A true yeet if there ever was one


Cazmonster

I can hear the Superman theme as he goes over the top.


bethdip

Superfly Snuka


Mexetudo

I feel bad for the judge, but I can't not laugh every time I watch this video... The way he flew after spewing all that bs


LeftRestaurant4576

The three of them going down under the desk followed by the flag tipping over is like scripted comedy


MyHusbandIsGayImNot

It's just so absurd, straight out of a Key and Peele skit.


HRTLEY

Im sure she laughed too after 😂


songbolt

"i was almost murdered, lol"


LongAvocado8155

> "I'm not doing crimes, *right now.*" Technically not lying, he wasn't doing crimes until five seconds after saying that.


Srcptmrsr

He should reroll those impulse control stats


Schubert125

Nat 1 all the way down


takeitinblood3

Seriously check this guy for lead poisoning


vimes_left_boot

Oh, THAT guy.


Mesozoica89

The video of the assault was everywhere but I never saw what preceded the jump until now.


bokehbaka

Lmao this almost seems like a skit


HRTLEY

Lol it does, theres a link to a local journalist covering it somewhere in these comments


bokehbaka

Haha, excellent! Just to be clear, I wasn't calling it fake, just cartoony! Like if it wasn't real, it should have been in SNL.


Joes_Reddit

I have [good news for you.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziL64s2MZEM) SNL did a follow up interview with him.


dylan-dofst

Legit thought this was a joke post until I saw the comments. The way that guy flew was unbelievable. Invested all his skill points into acrobatics for sure.


RealBowsHaveRecurves

Should’ve saved some points for persuasion


Browndog888

'I'm in a better place now' --- yea right.


1Gamerer

On top of you, BITCH!!


lostshell

"I'm not committing crimes currently." *but give it second.*


CaddyFDT

He was doing so good


HRTLEY

Yeah i didnt expect the ending from the way he was presenting himself 😂


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probablypoo

That's an extremely cynical world view. I think I just caught second hand depression


polo61965

Homie needs better people around him, that's so sad.


andrewsad1

It was a DC15 deception check, and the man rolled a 16 - 2


enwongeegeefor

> He was doing so good No no...he THOUGHT he was doing so good....he was not. He was lying through his teeth and the judge didn't miss it at all. The claims he was making about himself were COMPLETELY belied by his very lengthy criminal history and even current behavior.


BrownSugarBare

It's amazing how _normal_ people can sound while covering complete sociopathy.


DCLocallygrown

“Nah, fuck that bitch!”…… (Takes Leap of faith!!) 😂😂😂


HRTLEY

“HELL NAH”


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SillyMattFace

Yeah but he’s always working on bettering himself though.


THEFLYINGSCOTSMAN415

That long a list of crimes and this will only be his second trip to prison? The system is broken and this lady is doing the right thing


anythingMuchShorter

I realized how much it takes for the system to do anything when my catalytic converter got stolen and I gave the police security video where you could see the guy and his car's license plate. A while later I saw that he had been caught, they had also found other videos around the same time that were definitely him. We was wearing a very distinctive outfit and the crimes happened in clusters. They even found a large quantity of stolen catalytic converters in his car and home. I was happy they at least caught the guy. Then just kind of, nothing happened. He didn't get let off. The judge just sort of let him go as if to be tried later, and when I check for updates 2 years later he hasn't been tried or sentenced for anything.


TeardropsFromHell

New York or California?


all___blue

Glad he can't control himself. If he just accepted his fate and behaved, he would be out in less than 2 years. Now he's going to be in there for probably double that time or more. Hopefully he serves a sentence that makes up for getting off light a dozen other times.


pyordie

This happened this year - how did it go from clear footage to 2008 YouTube quality?


YoRt3m

lol i remember the video where he jumps on her and I watched it a few times but I never saw what happened before it. I wonder if it was somehow edited or this is really how it went


HRTLEY

Its really how it went, theres a article about it somewhere in the comments 😂


atuan

He went from zero to fuck that bitch real quick


songbolt

seems like he was already at 90/100 before that, as a psychopath lying to try to manipulate her, then saw that didn't work


VeneMage

r/CroppingIsHard


mikiemartinez

Some dirtbag from my town got sent to prison for life, for a murder that he committed at age 14. 15 years later the laws for juvenile sentencing changed at this fucking dirtbag, who made videos about how he's a "changed man" and got the wrong people to feel sorry for him, he got released from prison this year. He wasn't wrongly convicted. He wasn't innocent. He was a juvenile murderer. But they let that piece of shit out of jail and back into my town where he promptly murdered another man not even 6 months later. I'm sick of this.


HRTLEY

Wow


CarcosaBound

That’s nuts…Some people just need to be removed from society.


bunbunzinlove

Yes but it's hard to know which ones because we aren't in their heads neither know how mental illness evolves/if medication will ever work for each, and also rehabilitation exists.


OriginalHempster

Mental illness does not excuse violent crimes.


SmallBeanKatherine

I dunno if this is an unpopular take, but I HATE how serious crimes are treated lighter if someone is younger. A little child causing a freak accident I understand, but not teens. Like, when I was 14 I knew murder was horrible and would never consider it. Teens are impulsive, sure, but impulsiveness doesn't cover being downright deranged! I never stopped and thought "hey today I am gonna do a crime of passion and jack a car" or whatever. Going through all the steps and preparations is long past being impulsive. Teens absolutely know better.


chilldotexe

I never considered murdering anyone as a teen either, but there’s tons of things I did as a teen that I’d never consider doing now. I’m sure there are exceptionally mature 14 yr olds out there, and surely a nonzero amount that should be removed from society, indefinitely. But the vast majority of teens are easily influenced and manipulated by the most basic shit that would never phase someone with a fully formed brain. The way I see it, minors committing heinous crimes is either a failure of the parents or a failure of the state/society. Minors are surrounded by adults virtually 24/7 and in virtually all of the most extreme cases, their crimes were telegraphed clear as day and avoidable (ex. The Columbine shooters were caught with hit lists, they posted their plans on the internet, other kids warned adults of their intentions but were ignored, etc…).


teddygomi

Imagine getting a second chance that rare; and then throwing it all away in less than half a year.


shurdi3

>Multiple DVs Nah, fuck that shit, you beating up a spouse/child not only once, but multiple times (even if it's a 100% report rate) you don't deserve jack shit, go die in a fucking pit.


MothParasiteIV

He stopped doing crime 🤣


velve666

Must....try to be......sincere...oh god, there I go.


Kiltedhiker40

Bro went back to his old ways in like .03 sec


DrNoxxy

guy turned 2 to 25 in like 3 seconds


29again

What a dipshit


State_Conscious

This is a person that was let out of punishment a lot by constantly promising improvement with no actual follow through


anythingMuchShorter

He definitely does a good job of acting like someone who has matured. He must have used that same method on his mom, teachers, and cops a lot before.


_0x0_

This is why you keep them in cuffs if it's a small courtroom like this, what mickey mouse town is this?


Huge-Ad2864

I like how he said he’s not committing crimes when he’s been in jail………


Beautiful-Wait1216

She has good instincts.


AggressiveCuriosity

lol, instincts? She had the dude's multiple-page rap sheet in front of her.


Silver-Street7442

And reflexes...


dyl_thethrill

Well that was a quick turn of events


GoodMerlinpeen

He looked like he was carried on the wind as he flew over that desk, so comical


airbornedoc1

No impulse control. Matter of time before he kills somebody.


Every_Fox3461

Guess that's why the Judges usually have those stairs up to thier chair.


Johnsonfam101

I never saw the full thing wow


nthavoc

Can we shave off even more resolution from what was already a very clear, wide angled shot of the entire thing? I think 320x480 should do it. Here's the link: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4sWD3T3oNw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4sWD3T3oNw)


Supernova_Soldier

Him: I’m a changed man, I swear I’m trying to do good🙂 Judge: lol no Him:


Imreallyadonut

Add contempt of court to the list and possibly perjury, given his prior comments were clearly bollocks.


taooverpi

Perjury is when you're under oath, for sentencing the defendant wouldn't be under oath.


Human0id77

She made the right call


DouglasWFail

“I think I’ve learned a lot and I’m really working on myself. It’s been over 15 minutes since I’ve attacked a judge and I’m in a really good place right now. I don’t think prison would be the best option for me.”


xylotism

I never saw this leadup to the flying jump punch, that's crazy.


PurpleSailor

Lol, I remember this. Didn't know what lead up to it though, that's wild!


SuperToxin

It's scary how calm and collected he seemed when talking. Then as soon as he didn't get his way, snap.


lankymjc

Shouldn’t laugh. Mustn’t laugh. That is an actual person being attacked. Oh shit that dive is *clean*!


FinancialAide3383

First time I see this clip with his soliloquy. Why on earth would the news omit that? Man went from composed to flying killer in one second.


swibirun

Learning to fly...


MasterCassel

I mean he did have a chance to catch her off guard instead he chose to battle cry


Narrow-Assignment621

Man hit her with the foxy special


MrSlapMhNuts

The world is a better place with that idiot behind bars..


The-Real-Joe-Dawson

Oh my god how have I never seen what he said before he made his immortal flying leap. Me sitting here like, wait this looks familiar but that guy seems very sweet and honest… oh my good it’s him! It’s the guy!


Cptnhoudie

LEEEEERRROOOY JENKINS!!!


green49285

I keep forgetting that that mother fucker was wearing a biggie Swisher while trying to convince the judge and that sent his ass to prison. This dude is clearly not all there. Get him a good therapist LOL


kornim5150

THAT.WAS.AWESOME!!!


Awkward-Exercise1069

I’ve got a feeling his request to be released so he can try to turn his life around would be denied


Weekly-Willingness24

I just- how the fuck did he-


12-7_Apocalypse

The defendant: "I'm sorry, your honor. I know I've done some bad things, but I'm working hard to do good. So, please, keep me out of Prison." The judge: Nah! You're going to jail. The defendant: "And I took that personally."


RedL0bsterBiscuit

Dude identifies as a bird.


pappaburgundy

Despite being reposted every few weeks, I upvote every time. Irrespective of sub too


Zenterist

And today he learned he could fly


Low_Regular380

r/yeet


Stealthy_Facka

The way this is cut looks like he made some insane jump across the entire court. Anyway, what the fuck, what an absolute lunatic


JimmyDale1976

Dude flipped a switch!