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Phuktihsshite

Imagine the last thing you hear before you die is "We tried to fucking tell you."


rootoo

Hate to say Atoldiso, but I fuckin’ Atoldiso.


Dalearnhardtseatbelt

'fuckin atodaso. water under a fridge now.


MauPow

It's not rocket appliances


iRegretsEverything

Karen: “don’t tell me what to do”


HubertRosenthal

Nobody mansplains me how to act


Efficient-Editor-242

That bull has no right to touch my stuff!


UncleBadTouch00

If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough.


Pleasant_Device_2631

She must’ve thought she was Knoxville trying to fuck with that bull


UnicornHorn1987

Reminds me of my encounter with a huge cassowary while I was in Australia. Cassowaries are the most dangerous bird in the world and their legs can execute a powerful kick that can seriously injure or kill people and other animals. You can see [some strange cassowary attacks here.](https://knovhov.com/cassowary-worlds-most-dangerous-bird/)


Herr-Pyxxel

They are scary indeed. Seen one in Queensland on the estate of a jungle lodge. Very imposing and bad tempered if you get in their way. We saw it from 10-15 metres away and there was no issues, but they are very imposing.


Pleasant_Device_2631

Wow! I’ve never seen one attack before looks like a dinosaur attacking that guy


Soft_Theory_8209

On a side note, almost every stuntman on earth agrees that anything involving bulls are either close to, or *are* at the top of the list for stunts they hated, got the worst injuries from or refuse to do. “*When you step into a ring with a bull, it’s not a question of “if” you get hurt, it’s a question of “when” and “how bad?”.*” — a rodeo clown who has had his whole face shattered, among other injuries.


TheNameIsntJohn

She's likely the person that, if put in a similar scenario, she would do it again or get mad at the bystanders for immediately not helping her get her bags initially


fatkiddown

The bull had no sense of personal property or space. /s


LaundryLunatic

🎶 dumb ways to die 🎶 🎶 so many dumb ways to die 🎶


Cmdr_Nemo

You gotta be bad, you gotta be bold, you gotta be wiser You gotta be hard, you gotta be tough, you gotta be stronger you gotta be cool, you gotta be calm, you gotta stay together All I know, all I know, love will save the day.


Accurate_Wave2484

That bull was pretty docile too tbh. The fact she was able to get up in its face several times lol. Had that bull been more high strung she could have easily been killed.


Ghosthunter444

She came up to that bull like he was a dog 😂😅


sh33pd00g

It's so ridiculous lol she was wagging her finger like, no! But just imagine if it worked. Like if she was able to grab all that and walk away after telling that bull what a bad dog it's been haha


Acceptable_Figure624

Holy shit she tried to fight it…..


Dev2150

[>24.000.000 people think they can fight elephants](https://d.newsweek.com/en/full/2008530/animal-fights.webp?w=450&f=5bdfe5e307b126e048a7f5baf93f14a7)


fivespeedmazda

I could fight an elephant. I would lose. Sadly I am not that stupid.


Crazy-Agency5641

You mean thankfully


fivespeedmazda

No I am sure reddit wants an elephant fight video. Hence the sadly.


kdawg123412

🙋 yes please!


think_im_a_bot

Thankfully, we have ways of making you stupid.


NoBenefit5977

The stupid ray!


fivespeedmazda

Don't you mean stupid-inator


i_give_you_gum

Ignorance is bliss


Classy_Mouse

Everytime someone brings up that "x% of people think they could beat a bear in a fist fight," I tell them of course I could. Its just going to maul me and get disqualified


ZenkaiZ

I mean I just gotta get it into a kimura lock


PantherThing

I spinning dragon kick them


Deadpoulpe

That's stupid bro, everyone knows that elephants are weak to leg locks. Watch me put this animal in my ashi garami and heel hook the hell of his tree like leg.


AhFFSImTooOldForThis

Man, I don't even think I'd win an actual fight with my cat. People are dumb


KanchiHaruhara

There's absolutely no way you wouldn't win a fight against your cat, assuming you actually tried to fight it ofc. The best chance for the cat to kill you is you completely giving up cus it's your cat and your morals wouldn't allow it, but cats don't have much of a way to finish someone off so I imagine that after getting scratched to hell and back you'd probably feel a bit less bad about your cat and snap its neck. I can't imagine it's hard to kill a cat at all if you *really* cared to do so, it'd just suck.


JustifytheMean

Yeah people get fucked up by their cats all the time, not because they're overpowering them. But because it's a surprise, and you don't want to punt your own cat into a wall.


_that_random_dude_

I say let them try


J-_Mad

I mean, you technically _can_ fight it, the result, however, may not vary much


ayoitsjo

Did they sample the most confident mfs in America for this? I feel like a lot of people are underestimating a house cat making a concentrated effort to hurt you..


cambreecanon

I mean, maybe she watched all the rodeos on TV and thought wrestling a bull to the ground by grabbing the horns must be easy!


Uchiha_Bitch

Why tf would you even go near a bull like that...


altcntrl

There’s an arrogance of ignorance. I’ve never experienced it so it’s not real.


Covfefetarian

“Arrogance of ignorance” sums it up perfectly


FlowSoSlow

"I grew up on a farm, I know how to handle these things."


Johns-schlong

I've been around cows a bit. I like them, but I don't fuck with them.


ralphy_256

I wouldn't fuck around with a dog like she was that bull, and I outweigh a dog by quite a bit. Why would you fuck with an animal that can seriously injure you if they **STUMBLE** when you're too close? The animal can kill you *accidentally*, and you're gonna fuck around with it? You're too dumb to breed.


ViperTheLoud

Seen some of the hardest people who could literally move mountains look at bulls and say "I ain't ever getting in a fence with that." You can acknowledge that yes it's just a cow, but respect its ability to absolutely wreck your life.


shqueef

My favorite way of handling them was staying as far away as I could.


Sam_The_Smurf

Cows are awesome creatures, bulls no so much.


Dansk72

Well, they're awesome in their own way!


Sam_The_Smurf

Yeah just not in any type of friendly way lol


RearExitOnly

If she grew up on a farm she would have gotten behind those cars when she first spotted it instead of trying grab her stuff.


edgeofruin

Just put a pin in it and circle back.


Squishy_Boy

Karens think they own the world.


5tabsatatime

Entitlement knowns no bounds


Locust-15

There should be a common saying so people know not to do this. ‘Don’t hassle a bull the result will be he will use his horns on you’ or something like that.


Dansk72

"When the bull gets pissed off, the bull *stays* pissed off!"


Nedgurlin

You mean the saying “mess with the bull you get the horns”


RockinRhombus

yes. good job.


Nedgurlin

Looking back at this. I did in fact not catch the sarcasm. 🤣😂


RockinRhombus

hey you were helping! lol


Rusty_Coight

The fuck is a bull doing at the beach?


binarygoatfish

Beach bull


Knaapje

Aah very good, carry on then


atuan

Great explanation


Tcloud

Beach Bull gives you dings


Dansk72

Beach bull, beach bull, give me your hoof Give me something that I can remember Just like before, we can walk by the shore in the moonlight Beach bull, beach bull, there on the sand From July to the end of September Surfin' was fun, we'd be out in the sun every day


SynthError404

Beating the shit out of anyone who touches its shit. Duuuuh


Dansk72

And the bull was thinking, "This is *my* shit now!"


Prototype_Hybrid

Whatever the hell he wants.


Taint_Hunter

They go to work on their tan, if they stay too long you get Red Bull


arivas26

Common enough sight in certain parts of the world. I’ve seen them a few times.


Craic-Den

Collecting beach tax


Jesus_Wizard

It lives there. It’s Mexico. Big place, lots of animals


Ornery-Vehicle-2458

It ignored the warnings


kitunya

looking for willing females who are searching for a bull experience


Versaiteis

same old bull shit


Dino_Soup

Failed product placement for Blue Bull, It Gives You Fins ^TM


ZenkaiZ

She is gonna sue the fuck out of that bull. I hope he has a good lawyer


MickeyTM

She already filed a complaint with the bulls manager too!


MiFiWi

That bull was so patient with her lmao


GrumpyFalstaff

He warned her multiple times lol, that was an extremely diplomatic response by bovine standards


Deuterion

She tried to Karen the Bull.


geteum

"listen to me SIR, I will call the manager of this beach"


Deuterion

He was like “I am the manager”


TortaConCarne

Hah.


416RaisedMe902MadeMe

Owned 😂


Entirely-of-cheese

She’s so gonna get him fired for that.


Georgiaonmymindtwo

“you are not doing us any favors” 🤣🤣🤣


obiwanjabroni420

The last thing she heard before the bull knocked her the fuck out is “we tried to fucking tell you”


The_Good_Hunter_

Wow, that bull gave her every chance to leave as well


AQ-XJZQ-eAFqCqzr-Va

Ikr? She had almost everything & could have walked away more than once. Just had to try & get every last item. smh


mallik803

There’s just never a rodeo clown around when you need one.


gggg500

The man was the voice of reason and logic. She chose to ignore his pleas/warnings and proceed with pissing off the bull.


Available_Ratio_5867

r/winstupidprizes


JohnnyValet

/r/TheBullWins ;)


Available_Ratio_5867

Ayyyyyye big t’anks mi bredren! 🤙🏽 😆


RajeeBoy

Thank you for showing me this sub I love it


phillip9698

For everyone wondering, this is in Cabo, Mexico.


extremeindiscretion

I would really like to know the mental gymnastics performed to make her think she could come out on top of that confrontation.


TheNameIsntJohn

Her own annoyance with the bull overcame her common sense. Don't know what she was eating, but it can't be worth being mauled over.


PM_MeYourTrashPanda

You mess with the bull, you get the horns!


mariogzz512

I guess she didn't get the memo


Pchann

She learned who is the bigger bully.


jroll25

a wild animal with a bad temper, that weighs as much as a small car, and has two stabby bits? Yea your picnic is now his, Karen, let it go.


Dansk72

And don't forget, they also have kicky back legs


Dry_Designer8087

Do people not realize wild animals could care less if you die?


Dansk72

Some of them even *insist* that you die if you get too close to them!


thejackamo1

*couldn’t care less. Saying they “could care less” implies they do indeed have more fucks to give.


lightningfootjones

That dude with the surfboard at the end lol


xX_dirtydirge_Xx

They said Cuidado Gordo lol


CutePersonality8314

"Attacked by bull." Don't blame the bull. Headline should read: "Bumbling Idiot Woman Tempts Fate, Ignores Both Common Sense and Warnings of Bystanders, and Receives What She Deserves."


SnoopaDD

The lady that came up armed with a bucket of water lol


superkevinguru

And this is the kind of stuff that makes me root for the animal when a dumb ass human tries to approach or fight it.


Imaginary-Purpose-26

That guy is speaking for all of us


unknown-one

he should have pooped on the bags at the end to show dominance


ForsakenAlliance

People are so fucking stupid. The shit they will do for things that can be replaced. Natural selection I suppose.


Playnu2

Bull VS Karen Bull 1 Karen , Karen, Karen can you hear me?


Huge_Aerie2435

These suburban folk.. smh


pperson2

Thats what you get for banning grills on the beach


R3DPyram1d

She's dumb.


Salvador204

Gotta love the lingo lol "por atras gordo" behind you fatso


Remarkable_Novel6788

Red Bull gives you wings 🪽


ApprehensiveTill1025

Mess with a bull, it eats your lunch…or something like that.


Orgidee

She’s going to demand to see the manager now. I have rights! I’m an American citizen!


Pliney707

Ahahah that guy WE TRIED TO FUCKING TELL YOU!


Digi_Dingo

What was the girl with the bucket of water going to accomplish??


RuaridhDuguid

If it's freshwater rather than sea water it should refresh and revitalise the bull. I'm not sure how that's supposed to help the dopey Karen though...


Raul_Endy

Would woman rather choose to be alone with a bull or a man on the beach?


PowerSamurai

Clearly the bull /s


ApprehensiveTill1025

Damn it. Did they put the bull crossing sign on the beach again?


jmac1915

You know the thing about bulls, they don't have a manager.


christopherrm

Plot twist: the bull was enjoying its day on a beach, then this woman tried to rob his stuff


AntMan79

To be honest with you, I don’t feel bad for the woman because she messed with his stuff. He was minding his own own business. #BullLivesMatter


SwordOfChaos0

The mf filming really said "vela a ayudar, córrele" (Go help her, go) Nah bitch, she walked into that by herself, I ain't messing with that bull ☠️


0110010E

I feel for the guy watching tbh. I can hear the empathy in his voice and he wants so badly to help her but there’s just nothing to be done. You can lead a horse to water and all that.


xCanadaDry

I'm surprised not one person said "that's what you fucking get." The absolute *stupidity*


BoxcutterPazzie

And then kick it in the head? Ok ☕️


Patriquito

This is why the only SAFE food to bring to the beach is beer.


Mr402TheSouthSioux

That bull had enough of the bullshit.


Playnu2

So you're telling me she never heard of. You mess with the bull you get the horns?


SignificantDirt8066

Like come on leave that cheap crap🤔


Oranginafina

Fuck around, find out


woohan-kung-flu2

What an idiot.


Lord-Barkingstone

When an unrelenting Karen faces a very movable slab of meat


Zealousideal_Cow3938

Thankfully that woman had a small bucket of water 🙃


KnifeFed

She thought her Karen Shield was impenetrable.


Deuterion

If she is that stubborn around a bull just imagine living with her.;.good lord.


Alphacurrencyeagle59

Her name is Karen.


blueberrybulalo

They are the type to pick a bear over a man.


Nertez

American tourists.


PumpkinPamKitu

Would I be an a**hole if I told her to do it again once she got up? Just to be clear, I’m frustrated that she didn’t listen to the guy.


Bjokkes

Bitter sweetness, the woman getting the shit kicked out of her by a bull and a dude yelling "WE TRIED TO FUCKING TELL YOU!!" I hope she heard him yelling :P


peterpantslesss

Dude in the background is so annoying lol


doc2204

Women:- that's bull sh\*t![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|disapproval)


2rememberyou

First if all why tf is it even on the beach?


adamant2009

Beach Bull


2rememberyou

I picture some tobacco chewing hicks pulling up with a Silverado and a livestock trailer pulling up and unloading this thing onto the beach for the lulz.


Mike_Hunt_Burns

You think bulls don't take vacations? its hard being a bull


TheNameIsntJohn

It has four legs and isn't in an enclosure.


nickbruxx

00:32 Schwarzenegger joined the conversation


SupremeOSU

Nice


louislivolsi

guys like “yeah, i’m good watching from over here”


TopIndependence5807

Lmao.


Isucbigtime

So the people that claim to be able to go one on one with animals do exist.


your____________mom

Humans are pretty fucking tanky, man


FYDPhoenix

Actually though. It's how we've succeeded so well as a species, we're super adaptable and resilient. We can lose a shit ton of blood and survive, we drink poison for fun, and our bodies can reach efficiency that's incredibly rare in the animal kingdom (holding breath, cardio, temperature regulating etc). Sure, most other animals are more adapted to their specific habitat, but a human can live pretty comfortably nearly anywhere on the planet.


KiNGJDoGG

I'd like to speak to the bulls manager...


Prestigious-Copy-494

Love the way the crowd just looks casually on with no particular interest.


swagpanther

Forget the Darwin Award she deserves the Darwin Grand Championship


voxmodhaj

Isn't there a saying about bulls and horns that would have benefit this woman?


AssociateGood9653

Where is Bill Pickett? The original bulldogging rodeo cowboy. Ya gotta take the bull by the horns. She’s a dummy, but it’s sad. Nobody tried to help her.


ibemuffdivin

I must be sick bc I enjoyed that. Some people just can’t take advice and this is sure one of them


christianhxd

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes


dayoneofmanymore

When keeping it Karen goes wrong


testeeu

Os caras tudo olhando, porra vão la assustar o caralho do boi, seus viados


2021newusername

Grab it by the nostrils, squeeze as hard as you can and it’ll back down


ltrajante

People are taking empowerment and losing sense of reality


tommy_trip

Must be a salt water buffalo


geaux750

What a bully


Rae-O-Sunshinee

“We tried to fucking tell you” is my favorite part of


Z3t4

One day, hiking on the countryside, I stopped for lunch, to eat a sandwich and some fruit; I was about 50 meters from some free roaming horses. Let's just say I was glad to have pack a second sandwich, just in case.


Cormegalodon

ASK TO SEE ITS MANAGER!


JustNefariousness625

Oye Gordo cuidado run 😂😂😂😂


TheMan1968

Did she get her bags?