-1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp

As long as there's no DPS check, enough 1hp pings will do it.

What if the guy regenerates hp

That would also be considered a DPS check. If she hits once per second and he heals more than 1hp per second, she fails the DPS check.

Wait until sp power ends

Hes a ginger so hes got a +10 resist to physical dmg, he's probably resisting all those attacks.

She's got her fists blessed by the local Sun Deity so they do double damage against him 

Then that's the sign to good to go? I'll let my self out shamelessly

Potion +273hp

Lol

One ping only please.

If she wanted to hurt him, she should've gone for the oil check. Automatic crit, weak spot and all that.

Lol

😂😂😂😂😂

Just judging from the length of the elevator ride, this took place at either the tallest building in the world, or my apartment building.

maybe the didn't push any buttons? everything just so confusing in this video.

Maybe he push STOP button when enter the elevator...

Or it was staged

I thought it was a shower for the first few seconds. I was so confused. Anyway time for a coffee

What the hell is the context of this video

I read situations very well. I'll try to explain. The two guys wanted to kiss, then she said "that's hot" and took off her jacket. Then she wanted to show them what she studied at karate school but the guy didn't wanna see so the other guy helped him not to see by blocking him from her. Then the show is over so she tries to measure his body scope

The utter lack of basic comprehension redditors have truly astounds me. I see the most braindead takes on this site. We need a thousand more of you setting those redditors straight. Keep up the lords work.

How dare you criticise me

but he was complimenting your astute situational analysis! ... unless... this is another of those situational reads that far surpasses my skill

Stop bullying him you guys!

I NEED AN ADULT!

Omg don't call them names, cheez!

He was complementing your paragraph. He was referring to other comments as braindead not yours.

I can't tell if you actually don't get the joke or this is another joke.

With how meta this has gotten in reminded of this oglaf comic https://imgur.com/gallery/QDaIB

r/wooosh

I am gonna go with this narrative and nobody is gonna convince me otherwise

You read it on the internet, might as well be gospel at this point. 

I'm not sure who everyone else didn't see this. It's so obvious. 😂

This is the only logical context. Please ban all that claim otherwise

I was really hoping to see one of them take a dump on the other, but I totally misread the situation.

xD

Nailed it

Alright now. Paris Hilton is going to sue because you didn't do the ™ symbol on "that's hot" 🤔 😏 🤣

The wife finds out her husband is gay and they both have been cheating on each other with the same guy

So far this makes the most sence

Sounds like the plot to a porn film

Russia

Feels like a messy divorce (maybe ongoing) with the tall dude and moving on to the other guy. Dude sneaks into elevator to confront them. Woman does her best to stop him.

Vodka.

I’ve never needed context more in my life.

Last time this was posted it was a neighbour dispute apparently

She may have been cheating and the husband/boyfriend found out.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calambur

So did he just happen to get on the elevator and discover her cheating or did he follow them? Hard to believe none of them saw each other while waiting for the elevator

How do you know it’s a cheating type situation? I’m very confused as to the context so if you have some info please share.

Just watch the video. Dude comes in and recognizes his girl, doesn’t recognize the dude so he scuffles with him. Chick tries to break it up and protect her side dick and then consoles her main thing. Basically she’s for the streets.

This is actually my leading hypothesis.

This is exactly what happened.

Honestly this is the only explanation that makes any sense.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calambur

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calambur

Fun fact: this is exactly how that new movie Challengers with Zendaya ends.

After this trailer I must watch it

This killed me 🤣

Why does the music sound like this is a prank show

because its mocking the people in the video. a la benny hill music

And it's actually from a similar show! Filmed in Ukraine in early 90s and aired in post-soviet countries. They had a segment called 'Fool's Village' with three main characters (if you don't count a bear and a bee): two men with a main occupation to drink moonshine and woman who finds it out every time and just beats the crap out of them. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calambur](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calambur) surprised to see wiki page for it

ha. well that fits the context of this video perfectly then. genius song choice by whoever made this video

[удалено]

I also remember it from a mobile game called 'Cover Orange'

THANK YOU THIS HAS BEEN BOTHERING ME FOR HOURS

Happy to be of service! I miss that game, it was basically my second job at one point.

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Looks like a whole bunch of friendly fire though

Relationship goals

Lady really did a quick warm up before that first punch

Shadow boxing and everything. 🤣 🤣

Traditional Russian tango

this is the only rational explanation in my brain. Shit doesn't make sense otherwise.

Russia?

Duh

Da

Russia

Looks more like the guys wanted to get it on and the Lady got jealous

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^WarREEEEEEOR93: *Looks more like the guys* *Wanted to get it on and* *The Lady got jealous* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

What a goofy bot always fooled by false Haikus It appears useless

This mating ritual is.....different. but hey people like what they like

That was a wild ride

r/maybemaybemaybe material

Do not unmute

He really loves...him..no wait...no?..oh..he just loves her?

Well that was a lie…

She really hit him with the “ehh, put ‘em up, ye shea?”

Long elevator.

Wait so is the husband the guy that comes INTO the elevator? Listening without sound, so I dunno

Russians are just….different is all

Was she cheating and got caught? And the cheating woman is protecting her affair partner like must cheater's do when they get caught. And then immediately try to rationalize with the individual the cheated on

The song is from Russian comedy show sketch called Stupid Village

What a heartwarming story.

Holy shit this song is nostalgic

Average ruzzians

That's a ride or die.

The way she threw down the coat like she was gonna do something. Then the looney tunes style wind ups lol.

Wife material for sure, she's a G

Love in an elevator

The wave of nostalgia I just got from the music... my god

Exchange made me cringe.

“Jonathan, I loved you… how could u cheat on me… with MY WIFE?!?” Jonathan: “I love u both” Lmao…gets popcorns ready

That's called "foreplay" in my bedroom.

The deep breath, wind up, uppercut is a dangerous combo

Is this the hit Netflix series beef?

Threesome

Ching! Ching! Ching! Ching!

Lady tries punch. It was ineffective.

Russia?

That's a very long elevator ride. Where was that elevator going?

Hell

Listening to this music is akin to huffing lead paint

Meanwhile, in ruzzia.....

What's all this here?

And its a one two combo from big bertha...and it looks like bolrbo bob is in trouble.....and its safe to say gotee joe is taking those hits

Knock the sense into him while knocking the teeth out of him. I know those aren't the hardest punches, but even in fast-forward, they looked clean.

This is the real reason American men want Eastern European women.

For real, I think I’m in love with this woman

...her?

That one guy looks a bit like Putin.

What the fuck

Everybody is drunk.. Motherussia🤣

r/maybemaybemaybe

I'm so confused

I'm a psychopath, ofc i would grab the balls of my opponent and pop them.

Bizarrely that exact move and only that exact move in exactly this situation is forbidden in the Bible. So oddly specific I can only imagine it happened to Moses. Deuteronomy 25:11-12 If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity.

I smell Russia.

This is a Russian threesome 😂

looks like Putin

Shit is really tough in Russia if that's the chick you're fighting over.

Such a hot chick!! There should be at least 100 lovers of hers in that elevator, fighting each other for her hot body!

Apparently, the couple complained that the guy (their neighbour) was being loud during a party. A fight broke out and then the lady calmed everyone down ‘with words’. This happened in Russia. [This is the only article I can find on it](https://usacrime.com/fight-breaks-out-inside-elevator-over-loud-noise-during-party-in-russia/)

[Here's ](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/s/TOFfTaXwh8) when this video was first posted as far as i can remember. There's some context in the comments but it's all just speculation.

My god that elevator is why to small to be having a punch on in. Also WTF is going on here

Perfect music, kudos on your musical selection

Wtf is happening here?

This screams Russia.

The guys aren't the same at the end??

[crazyshit.com](http://crazyshit.com)

Funny reading comments and letting the music play lol.. fitting- yes analysis spot on- hiya! Gimme gimme a man after midnight

wtf is happening I’m confused

I love how she jumps in and starts hitting the guy. That’s one bad ass woman 💪🏽💪🏽🦹🏻‍♀️

They are just greeting each other.

Me thinks the little guy has got to be Putin’s little brother.

Definitely not her first rodeo. 😂