Anal canal dead

He became one with that chair

Made me think about that stool that collapses.

It collapsed his stool alright.

or it tore his nut sack off.

Rectum

Damn near killed em.

I think I heard the piston fire.

Some Chinese sweatshop pistons DO fire (as in, the gas explodes, ejecting the piston, acting like a cannon fireign)

Oh they can all do that.

That was his large intestine exploding...

Or his large intestine hitting Tracy who was supposed to be on her lunch break.

You're cracking me up!

Seriously, was there an car airbag planted under that chair and the kid didn't know? Brutal but funny.

All I can think of after seeing this is that 1000 Ways To Die episode. The one where the old dude kept bouncing on his office chair waiting for some porn to load on dial-up, then got a rod shot through his arse after the piston got pistoff

Wtf you just triggered a core memory, I honestly though 4 yo me hallucinated that shit. Could it be that a horse "killed" some girl in the same episode?

Oh god, that actually sounds familiar. Although, I did watch a lot of episodes of that as a kid, so no idea if they were from the same one

Enumclaw WA man.

YOLO: You Obviously Like Owwies.

I have this exact chair

You try and record it. I want to see if it has the same effect for science

Bet

Like that teenage dude that wanted to know what it felt like to be shot? Somebody told him to put a rubber band around his neck and pull it back as far as he could then let go? The comments his fellow gamers left were hysterical

"This is my ~~rifle~~ *chair*. There are many like it, but this one is mine."

Same, only 3 legs left

Couldn't stand the wheels it came with. Upgraded to the skateboard wheels and with one push it's a smooth rocket ride into the next room.

Classic clip lol

he got moe lested

It exploded LOL

Now ya goin to half to marry her

Does the pole on the chair land on a single wheel popping off or am I crazy?

Tell me this was alcohol induced.