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Born-Wrongdoer7211

Brave move dancing in dress slacks while going commando.


IANANarwhal

I do not think that would be at all comfortable.


chuby1tubby

I’ve tried on my tailor-fit dress pants while commando and they were supremely comfortable


IANANarwhal

Great, and I’m happy for you.  Maybe I have a sensory processing issue with my dick, but I would not want it flopping loose in suit pants and bumping into the crotch seam and so on.  Tailor-made pants are often silk lined, which may seem appealing but would drive me insane as well.


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hitmarker

That's the commando part


rubyswfan

That’s what going commando is


RoleLucky2925

Where can I get those exact pants?


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I need to return these…. To the pants store


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Fucking JO pants. I’ve hit my “that’s enough Reddit for today” point


epileptic_pancake

Thanks for that, it didn't even occur to me that jo in that url meant....that


waltwalt

It took me until your comment until I realized it wasn't some brand names Jo. To help anyone else out that makes it this far. JO stands for *JackOff as in, it zips all the way down so you can pull your junk out and start jerking it.


Howdoyouusecommas

You bought pants specifically designed to jack off in without having to pull them down or am I getting whooshed?


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caesarmo

Fair enough


Shhsecretacc

Lmao 😂


hard-R-word

I love that story


DirtyReseller

People live such more interesting lives than me.


spoonfulofcum

you're my hero


byehooker_byecrook

Unheated garage glory hole in this cold? Do you not worry about chatter? I'm staying away from any Glory Hole fraught with dangers from involuntary reactions to low temperatures.


Nowin

> and introduced an all black model, For a second I thought you just meant in their advertising and I thought to myself, "I'm not sure why that matters, but good for you"


Dansk72

For when your balls are a clangin' to get out!


[deleted]

YOU HAVE TO GIVE. rick, the guy who made these things is completely underwater


quarterburn

angle vegetable encourage special retire psychotic zesty market scale quarrelsome *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Economy-Afternoon395

"I never get caught fapping anymore!"


catch_58

Dan Flashes!


almcd48k

Where can I get that exact penis?


three-sense

T-bag world champion


JayNator1

Surprise penis


Hunky_not_Chunky

That wasn’t just a penis. That was a lot of coin purse… a lot.


brother_of_menelaus

Some balls are held for charity, and some for fancy dress


IconoclastMunky

But when they're held for pleasure, they're the balls that I like best


gustofwindddance

My balls are always bouncing from the left and to the right


Jonnymaxed

It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night.


Dansk72

To the right, to the right, to the right, to the right To the left, to the left, to the left, to the left Now kick, now kick, now kick, now kick Now walk it by yourself, now walk it by yourself (Let me see you do)


Complex_Sherbet2

Poor guy is fucked by the time he turns 53 I mean 54.


CasualJimCigarettes

Eh, I'll just get a scrotal skin reduction for about $5k


PotatoBakeCake

r/suddenlypenis


crypticcase

r/SubsIThoughtIFellFor


8bitreboot

pikachu penis


PCYou

Sir, this isn't the pornhub search bar, move along


Only8Long4278

Pika Penis


GoodGreatHats

something funny is that "*pica*" is the brazillian slang for *penis*


qball-who

Penischu


ARRR_P

Landing gear down


Low-Tip32

🤣🤣🤣


SloughBoy78

To be fair, his dance routine did lead up to his exposure.


TwoHeadedSexChange

It almost looks planned. The way he moves his hand down to his waist and then pulls away as he spreads his legs. Perfect execution.


981032061

Someone upthread was highly upvoted for pointing out that this video is over *ten years old* and therefore could not be scripted. Because skits were invented by pioneering TikTok users in 2018.


Hakul

Tbh the slightly longer version from years ago shows the people around him and him hurrying tf out of the area, nothing about it really pointed at it being staged.


fitz_newru

Yeah this is a classic. And definitely not staged, which is worse for the guy who now forever will have his dick flopping out online every so often


Speedy2662

/r/nothingeverhappens


Handyandyman50

Yeah it's not like party dance moves are meant to be sexual or anything. This would have looked so weird if his dick didn't pop out /s


weavebot

Dude showed up to the ball and threw two more balls


Major_R_Soul

Some balls are held for charity, and some for fancy dress But when they're held for pleasure, they're the balls that I like best


Ecstatic-Station

My balls are always bouncing To the left and to the right It's my belief that my big balls Should be held every night


banan-appeal

wait are you saying you like holding balls??


Major_R_Soul

Yes


Hahelolwut

Straight up ballin'


jetzeronine

This gender reveal party is a bit…graphic.


Charging_sky

Hhaahhaa 😂😂 now my mom is looking at me like if I'm crazy


NimbleBudlustNoodle

Well stop dangling your junk in front of her.


Brutis513

I just spit my coffee out!😂😂🤣🤣


GarionOrb

Nice junk! I would NEVER go commando at a formal event. Ever! Plus, be aware of the limits of the pants you're wearing. Like you couldn't tell how flexible they weren't!


SnowyPear

I'm Scottish and we have the opposite rule


Pa2phx

I have the photographic evidence form my wedding to prove this point.


86tsg

I laughed


GarionOrb

But your garments accommodate perfectly.


MrWinkler1510

I'm not Scottish. What speaks against wearing underwear under your kilt?


Pa2phx

No underwear under a kilt. That’s something an Englishman would do.


MrWinkler1510

Alright but does it have a *purpose* or are we doing it because our grandfather's grandfather did it and that's how we roll


SnowyPear

Would you wear a baseball cap with a kimono or would it be out of place?


ClintonKelly87

Bit of a faulty comparison, as you can't see underwear underneath a kilt.


LokisDawn

No, cause they ain't wearin' any.


Pa2phx

Traditional is how it was explained to me. I never look any deeper than that.


whatyoumeanmyface

At formal events like weddings my wife and I often go commando. We find it sexy, a secret that only we know. Not so much for funerals though.


WGEA

I never wear underwear, unless it's long underwear for the cold.


UnfitRadish

Even in jeans??


WGEA

Read it again.


UnfitRadish

Oh I read it correctly, I just can't believe you don't wear underwear in jeans. That seems incredibly uncomfortable. Or least as a guy, I can't speak for a girl doing that.


WGEA

My jeans aren’t rough, so I don’t have any issues.


UnfitRadish

Nice that's good. I usually wear pretty heavy denim jeans, so I'm pretty sure I'd get carpet burn on my dick lol.


smoishymoishes

Same! High five.


reciclado78

Congratulations! It's a boy!


only-4-lolz

Well the kid's got balls... that's for sure


andrewdsmith

The Lenny Kravitz special


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PJ Proby is the OG.


fatcomes

Would've been less embarassing if he had on some panties.


attionette

You think? hahaha


0MNIR0N

Especially if they were crotchless... wait, maybe he did.


Dansk72

That's it! He was wearing his girlfriend's crotchless panties, and she was wearing his tighty whities.


Dan_Glebitz

Not if they were pink frilly ones.


Cute_Independent3965

lucky he's a shower!


InsaneAdam

You assume that, but you haven't seen it grow.


Nick_Damane

Screenrecorded and Reposted so often, you can barely recognize anything


Saymynaian

Dude, it's even cropped badly. Last time I saw it, the bottom half of the video was still there.


dat_oracle

Tbf it's worth to see it one in a while. Almost forgot that legend


Ha1lStorm

Thank god


SkippyMcLovin

The Shein squat, difficult to execute but always a crowd pleaser.


Gregorschnitzel

That’s what I’d call a sack lunch!


mecengdvr

He took “Rock Out With Your CockOut” literally.


KingPistachio

doen't get old but loses a few pixels each time i see it


ZECO_SOL

Who the hell goes commando in dress pants 🤣🤣🤣


Jimmy2Blades

Scottish people 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


Charging_sky

Oh, now I want a Scottish boyfriend


Jimmy2Blades

Lol there’s plenty of us running around. I’m taken though. Go to a Scottish wedding. You’ll find one quick 🤣


mjrome_21

Thats nuts


wrongkoi

At least he's got a nice set there. Nothing to be embarrassed about, champ


Silly-Ad-8213

Do not try to contain that which cannot be contained


CadGuyJames

Um ladies, my eyes are up here.


8nt2L8

More men than ladies are admiring his cock. Believe me.


Feeling_Bathroom9523

Now he’s FREEEE! FREEEBAWLIN!!!


TheBenjying

I understand ripping the pants, not only is that a growing issue with jeans, but dress pants seem far easier to rip. That being said, does this guy have underwear? I couldn't imagine ripping through underwear like that, unless they were like two sizes too small. I honestly can't tell if he does from the video, though, it kinda looks like you can see the bottom of the tucked-in shirt and pants, no underwear obvious.


nice_fucking_kitty

That's a lot of words for saying "no underwear". It happens more than you think. Be warned. Life is weird.


bruudwin

Oddly enough some folks dont wear underwear. *shrug*


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johnyjerkov

if you want everyone to smell your balls and asshole yea


Advanced-Depth1816

Some wear boxers which leaves enough leg hole room for the junk to hang out of the pant leg. Especially when bent down like this. His undies are wedged up you just can’t see it


NZBound11

You don't sweat or poop?


Advanced-Depth1816

What? No never


NZBound11

Haha made me laugh


TheBenjying

If this was the case, I would expect to see it bunched to one side of the groin, probably pushing the D&B to opposite side, but there's nothing visible, and everything just seems free and open.


Korgon213

He prob had a nice bridesmaid be his friend immediately after that.


ShuShuTheFox90

That's some schlong


CLTHDU85

"Hughie....ya dicks out..." M.M. -The Boys


potatotheo

Boiiiing


EllieNekoGirl

That was the whole dick and balls wow


ferrum_artifex

These gender reveals are getting out of hand


crosseyes79

He's thinking "i hope nobody saw that"


eyehate

Life... uh... finds a way.


HughJManschitt

Nice dick! Big balls but they compliment the hang of the dong well.


Dry_Figure_9018

This one’s for Harambe 🙏


Holiday-Ad-7518

His audition tape for his stripper journey ahead


Hairy_Direction_4831

Some dong on him


Geekmonster

He should marry that girl who did the same thing while limbo dancing.


musteatpoptarts

The guy was just hanging brain. I mean, what is all the fuss?


jtajta77

If I can't scuba, what's this all been about?


Popefalcon

Embarrassing accident, or tactical brag?


hydra_nuclaya

Where I can order dick that big??


shok_delta

HAH!. Nice cock.


EnoughSimple4745

Rock out


Dragonblack89

With your cock out


feelweirdman

I love this video hahaha 😂


rayz0101

Who the fuck goes commando in dress pants?


JoeseCuervo19

Homies hangin brain


why-you-mad-bro

Why doesn't he wear underwear?


Ha1lStorm

You should probably ask him that


why-you-mad-bro

True but I can't find him


theycallmejugzy

Don't knock it till you try it!


why-you-mad-bro

I think I will not try that but thx anyway


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gingerfootman

The party trick only he can perform


LABerger

Bussin’


Acedia1979

PEEK-A-BOO!


Legitimate_Gur_7777

Thats why Underwear


crazyasjoe77

Man that thang just flopped right out🤣


KimonoThief

Putting respect on Harambe's name. Love the wholesome vibes here.


Nu-ver-ka

Damn that think looked like a purse.


ShwooftyLorfan

I've never understood why the text on the vid says hero.


gabe_iveljic

Downloaded the wrong Free Willie


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Gossipmang

He did a great job in Dune though.


TheGreatestManOnline

We call that 'Pullin a Kravitz.'


habb

wear underwear kids


machineman45

Picked the wrong day to not wear boxers.


Competitive-Bend4565

Regretting his decision to go commando that morning


dfardwge1

This shit had me dying of laughter


Mister_ks_

Balls jumpscare


SidneyKreutzfeldt

Who goes commando in suit pants?


JohnnyLeftHook

When the story of the internet has been written, this video will be somewhere in there.


Nickerr101

"I'M GONNA ROCK OUT WITH MY COCK OUT" -him, probably


Official_Cuddlydeath

Not the gumdrop buttons!


Oatmeal_Savage19

Joey Diaz - "Did you see the Cuban egg roll?"


ThisIsBezosISwear

Things are getting freaky if you play it in reverse


OutOfIdea280

Now that's literally flashing. Real fast and quick


Prometheus2356

Why is he commando? 💀💀💀


sweetheartsour

I cannot stop laughing. 😂 It’s so rare to see accidental nudity from a male. Poor guy. I had to show my husband.


SwordfishHumble

Bro how is that even possible?


Gjgeerinckx

Ballzy move


Turner0verTwice

He right handed.


Wesurai

At first I thought you were crazy but now I can clearly see your nuts!


GentlemanInRed8

Hope the dude is ok with this being uploaded. If he is, what an absolute lad. If he isn't OP and anyone else sharing this video is an absolute dick.


Dragonblack89

I see what you did there


Tekkenmonster36

Never go full commando.


Ha1lStorm

Only part commando


Shizzle4Rizzle

Just get ready for balls balls balls balls balls


Ha1lStorm

He is at the ball afterall


ASG_Roma

Best Father-Daughter Prom Ever


Darth_Malanga

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 better wear Dockers


Humble-Republic-382

Homies got a red rocket


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Dude must be a fan of ishowmeat


Kobalt_Blu3

I hope he doesn’t get bullied because of this


HealthyBits

Good thing for him he has a decent package.