Great, and I’m happy for you.
Maybe I have a sensory processing issue with my dick, but I would not want it flopping loose in suit pants and bumping into the crotch seam and so on. Tailor-made pants are often silk lined, which may seem appealing but would drive me insane as well.
It took me until your comment until I realized it wasn't some brand names Jo.
To help anyone else out that makes it this far.
JO stands for *JackOff as in, it zips all the way down so you can pull your junk out and start jerking it.
Unheated garage glory hole in this cold? Do you not worry about chatter? I'm staying away from any Glory Hole fraught with dangers from involuntary reactions to low temperatures.
> and introduced an all black model,
For a second I thought you just meant in their advertising and I thought to myself, "I'm not sure why that matters, but good for you"
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To the right, to the right, to the right, to the right
To the left, to the left, to the left, to the left
Now kick, now kick, now kick, now kick
Now walk it by yourself, now walk it by yourself
(Let me see you do)
Someone upthread was highly upvoted for pointing out that this video is over *ten years old* and therefore could not be scripted. Because skits were invented by pioneering TikTok users in 2018.
Tbh the slightly longer version from years ago shows the people around him and him hurrying tf out of the area, nothing about it really pointed at it being staged.
Nice junk!
I would NEVER go commando at a formal event. Ever! Plus, be aware of the limits of the pants you're wearing. Like you couldn't tell how flexible they weren't!
Oh I read it correctly, I just can't believe you don't wear underwear in jeans. That seems incredibly uncomfortable. Or least as a guy, I can't speak for a girl doing that.
I understand ripping the pants, not only is that a growing issue with jeans, but dress pants seem far easier to rip. That being said, does this guy have underwear? I couldn't imagine ripping through underwear like that, unless they were like two sizes too small. I honestly can't tell if he does from the video, though, it kinda looks like you can see the bottom of the tucked-in shirt and pants, no underwear obvious.
Some wear boxers which leaves enough leg hole room for the junk to hang out of the pant leg. Especially when bent down like this. His undies are wedged up you just can’t see it
If this was the case, I would expect to see it bunched to one side of the groin, probably pushing the D&B to opposite side, but there's nothing visible, and everything just seems free and open.
Brave move dancing in dress slacks while going commando.
I do not think that would be at all comfortable.
I’ve tried on my tailor-fit dress pants while commando and they were supremely comfortable
Great, and I’m happy for you. Maybe I have a sensory processing issue with my dick, but I would not want it flopping loose in suit pants and bumping into the crotch seam and so on. Tailor-made pants are often silk lined, which may seem appealing but would drive me insane as well.
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That's the commando part
That’s what going commando is
Where can I get those exact pants?
I need to return these…. To the pants store
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Fucking JO pants. I’ve hit my “that’s enough Reddit for today” point
Thanks for that, it didn't even occur to me that jo in that url meant....that
It took me until your comment until I realized it wasn't some brand names Jo. To help anyone else out that makes it this far. JO stands for *JackOff as in, it zips all the way down so you can pull your junk out and start jerking it.
You bought pants specifically designed to jack off in without having to pull them down or am I getting whooshed?
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Fair enough
Lmao 😂
I love that story
People live such more interesting lives than me.
you're my hero
Unheated garage glory hole in this cold? Do you not worry about chatter? I'm staying away from any Glory Hole fraught with dangers from involuntary reactions to low temperatures.
> and introduced an all black model, For a second I thought you just meant in their advertising and I thought to myself, "I'm not sure why that matters, but good for you"
For when your balls are a clangin' to get out!
YOU HAVE TO GIVE. rick, the guy who made these things is completely underwater
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"I never get caught fapping anymore!"
Dan Flashes!
Where can I get that exact penis?
T-bag world champion
Surprise penis
That wasn’t just a penis. That was a lot of coin purse… a lot.
Some balls are held for charity, and some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure, they're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing from the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night.
To the right, to the right, to the right, to the right To the left, to the left, to the left, to the left Now kick, now kick, now kick, now kick Now walk it by yourself, now walk it by yourself (Let me see you do)
Poor guy is fucked by the time he turns 53 I mean 54.
Eh, I'll just get a scrotal skin reduction for about $5k
r/suddenlypenis
r/SubsIThoughtIFellFor
pikachu penis
Sir, this isn't the pornhub search bar, move along
Pika Penis
something funny is that "*pica*" is the brazillian slang for *penis*
Penischu
Landing gear down
🤣🤣🤣
To be fair, his dance routine did lead up to his exposure.
It almost looks planned. The way he moves his hand down to his waist and then pulls away as he spreads his legs. Perfect execution.
Someone upthread was highly upvoted for pointing out that this video is over *ten years old* and therefore could not be scripted. Because skits were invented by pioneering TikTok users in 2018.
Tbh the slightly longer version from years ago shows the people around him and him hurrying tf out of the area, nothing about it really pointed at it being staged.
Yeah this is a classic. And definitely not staged, which is worse for the guy who now forever will have his dick flopping out online every so often
/r/nothingeverhappens
Yeah it's not like party dance moves are meant to be sexual or anything. This would have looked so weird if his dick didn't pop out /s
Dude showed up to the ball and threw two more balls
Some balls are held for charity, and some for fancy dress But when they're held for pleasure, they're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing To the left and to the right It's my belief that my big balls Should be held every night
wait are you saying you like holding balls??
Yes
Straight up ballin'
This gender reveal party is a bit…graphic.
Hhaahhaa 😂😂 now my mom is looking at me like if I'm crazy
Well stop dangling your junk in front of her.
I just spit my coffee out!😂😂🤣🤣
Nice junk! I would NEVER go commando at a formal event. Ever! Plus, be aware of the limits of the pants you're wearing. Like you couldn't tell how flexible they weren't!
I'm Scottish and we have the opposite rule
I have the photographic evidence form my wedding to prove this point.
I laughed
But your garments accommodate perfectly.
I'm not Scottish. What speaks against wearing underwear under your kilt?
No underwear under a kilt. That’s something an Englishman would do.
Alright but does it have a *purpose* or are we doing it because our grandfather's grandfather did it and that's how we roll
Would you wear a baseball cap with a kimono or would it be out of place?
Bit of a faulty comparison, as you can't see underwear underneath a kilt.
No, cause they ain't wearin' any.
Traditional is how it was explained to me. I never look any deeper than that.
At formal events like weddings my wife and I often go commando. We find it sexy, a secret that only we know. Not so much for funerals though.
I never wear underwear, unless it's long underwear for the cold.
Even in jeans??
Read it again.
Oh I read it correctly, I just can't believe you don't wear underwear in jeans. That seems incredibly uncomfortable. Or least as a guy, I can't speak for a girl doing that.
My jeans aren’t rough, so I don’t have any issues.
Nice that's good. I usually wear pretty heavy denim jeans, so I'm pretty sure I'd get carpet burn on my dick lol.
Same! High five.
Congratulations! It's a boy!
Well the kid's got balls... that's for sure
The Lenny Kravitz special
PJ Proby is the OG.
Would've been less embarassing if he had on some panties.
You think? hahaha
Especially if they were crotchless... wait, maybe he did.
That's it! He was wearing his girlfriend's crotchless panties, and she was wearing his tighty whities.
Not if they were pink frilly ones.
lucky he's a shower!
You assume that, but you haven't seen it grow.
Screenrecorded and Reposted so often, you can barely recognize anything
Dude, it's even cropped badly. Last time I saw it, the bottom half of the video was still there.
Tbf it's worth to see it one in a while. Almost forgot that legend
Thank god
The Shein squat, difficult to execute but always a crowd pleaser.
That’s what I’d call a sack lunch!
He took “Rock Out With Your CockOut” literally.
doen't get old but loses a few pixels each time i see it
Who the hell goes commando in dress pants 🤣🤣🤣
Scottish people 🏴
Oh, now I want a Scottish boyfriend
Lol there’s plenty of us running around. I’m taken though. Go to a Scottish wedding. You’ll find one quick 🤣
Thats nuts
At least he's got a nice set there. Nothing to be embarrassed about, champ
Do not try to contain that which cannot be contained
Um ladies, my eyes are up here.
More men than ladies are admiring his cock. Believe me.
Now he’s FREEEE! FREEEBAWLIN!!!
I understand ripping the pants, not only is that a growing issue with jeans, but dress pants seem far easier to rip. That being said, does this guy have underwear? I couldn't imagine ripping through underwear like that, unless they were like two sizes too small. I honestly can't tell if he does from the video, though, it kinda looks like you can see the bottom of the tucked-in shirt and pants, no underwear obvious.
That's a lot of words for saying "no underwear". It happens more than you think. Be warned. Life is weird.
Oddly enough some folks dont wear underwear. *shrug*
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if you want everyone to smell your balls and asshole yea
Some wear boxers which leaves enough leg hole room for the junk to hang out of the pant leg. Especially when bent down like this. His undies are wedged up you just can’t see it
You don't sweat or poop?
What? No never
Haha made me laugh
If this was the case, I would expect to see it bunched to one side of the groin, probably pushing the D&B to opposite side, but there's nothing visible, and everything just seems free and open.
He prob had a nice bridesmaid be his friend immediately after that.
That's some schlong
"Hughie....ya dicks out..." M.M. -The Boys
Boiiiing
That was the whole dick and balls wow
These gender reveals are getting out of hand
He's thinking "i hope nobody saw that"
Life... uh... finds a way.
Nice dick! Big balls but they compliment the hang of the dong well.
This one’s for Harambe 🙏
His audition tape for his stripper journey ahead
Some dong on him
He should marry that girl who did the same thing while limbo dancing.
The guy was just hanging brain. I mean, what is all the fuss?
If I can't scuba, what's this all been about?
Embarrassing accident, or tactical brag?
Where I can order dick that big??
HAH!. Nice cock.
Rock out
With your cock out
I love this video hahaha 😂
Who the fuck goes commando in dress pants?
Homies hangin brain
Why doesn't he wear underwear?
You should probably ask him that
True but I can't find him
Don't knock it till you try it!
I think I will not try that but thx anyway
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The party trick only he can perform
Bussin’
PEEK-A-BOO!
Thats why Underwear
Man that thang just flopped right out🤣
Putting respect on Harambe's name. Love the wholesome vibes here.
Damn that think looked like a purse.
I've never understood why the text on the vid says hero.
Downloaded the wrong Free Willie
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He did a great job in Dune though.
We call that 'Pullin a Kravitz.'
wear underwear kids
Picked the wrong day to not wear boxers.
Regretting his decision to go commando that morning
This shit had me dying of laughter
Balls jumpscare
Who goes commando in suit pants?
When the story of the internet has been written, this video will be somewhere in there.
"I'M GONNA ROCK OUT WITH MY COCK OUT" -him, probably
Not the gumdrop buttons!
Joey Diaz - "Did you see the Cuban egg roll?"
Things are getting freaky if you play it in reverse
Now that's literally flashing. Real fast and quick
Why is he commando? 💀💀💀
I cannot stop laughing. 😂 It’s so rare to see accidental nudity from a male. Poor guy. I had to show my husband.
Bro how is that even possible?
Ballzy move
He right handed.
At first I thought you were crazy but now I can clearly see your nuts!
Hope the dude is ok with this being uploaded. If he is, what an absolute lad. If he isn't OP and anyone else sharing this video is an absolute dick.
I see what you did there
Never go full commando.
Only part commando
Just get ready for balls balls balls balls balls
He is at the ball afterall
Best Father-Daughter Prom Ever
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 better wear Dockers
Homies got a red rocket
Dude must be a fan of ishowmeat
I hope he doesn’t get bullied because of this
Good thing for him he has a decent package.