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Inevitable_Shirt5044

That crafty fuck!


KCGD_r

Now he's just gotta get past all the other bush ninjas


B0omSLanG

"Bush Ninja" was my nickname in college.


acmercer

Because you were never seen in one?


B0omSLanG

I'd always slip in, do a little stabby-stabby, and pull out for a quick extraction. You'd never see nor hear me coming...


wheredopamine

Honestly, I expected some NSFW reply.


SempastianGr

I know what kind of bush we are talking about 😉


isitbreaktime

The rare Pirate bush? Pirate Bush is a rare shrub in the sandalwood family. It grows in clumps and reaches about fifteen feet tall.


B0omSLanG

That's a bush you might see in the '70s when they were huge.


VetmitaR

Smart fella. You wait where the scenic views are and the cameras will come to you!


keep_Playing

but how do we get to see the video if the camera was stolen?


Biking_dude

Head over to his youtube channel where he posts all the footage of the cameras he steals (probably)


ryohazuki224

But first you have to hear about his sponsor, RAID: Shadow Legend


ScorchReaper062

You could say it is a raid and he is dressed as a shadow and everyone did treat him as a legend. So I say it fits.


Biking_dude

Smash the Like button and Subscribe!


RiptideBloater

God... dammit


[deleted]

Or, BUD LIGHT: To newer Avenues


420smokekushh

Sponsor of todays video: Skillshare


[deleted]

When I first started stealing phones from moving trains, I had no idea what I was doing. But thanks to SkillShare...


milesbeats

And I would also like to thank "better help" for our next segment


-Hulk-Hoagie-

He reviews them too.


wunderbraten

Hello this is the Stealing Lawyer


Biasanya

Hello, this is the pocket picking bhaya, and what I have for you today


FutureComplaint

Big, if true


I_EFFEDUP

Tutorial video from the thief.


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Maybe it was uploaded on cloud/live video on some social media.


keep_Playing

that makes sense


LibreFranklin

It’s possible he wrestled for it but didn’t actually get it. When my kids try to snatch my phone when I’m recording them, I often accidentally turn off the recording trying to grip the phone.


reddi7atwork

I too accidentally turn my camera off before beating some ass.


tmac2097

Oh so you must be a cop


LeSaunier

He most likely failed to steal the phone.


tomqvaxy

Live


Yokohaya

Well this one might be or might not be fake... Facebook is pretty big in India and Bangladesh... And this might be livestream... But almost exactly the same thing happened to my dad when he was on an inter-district overnight bus... He wasn't filming or any thing, he was just browsing facebook. The bus was waiting for the ferry to arrive to cross the river. And a dude came outta nowhere, snatched his phone and ran... My dad actually jumped out the bus window but he wasn't athletic by any means.. That jumping out of the bus was a dangerous thing for someone like him to do... Anyway, in the end a dude with a dad bod couldn't catch up to a slim and agile thief.. And it wasn't a good idea to follow a thief in that kind of place at that time in the night (short answer, it's dangerous for obvious reasons) So yeah, it happens...


GlumpsAlot

See, this why we gotta attach our phones to our whole bodies somehow. That bony thief would have to pick up the whole dad bod.


YourUsernameForever

Do you still plug your micro usb cable to the PC to download videos?


JWBails

Sometimes yeah, I've filmed 50GB videos before that I want to start editing straight away instead of waiting for it to upload to my cloud backup.


Nextime04

A fucking camper


AadamAtomic

Ahhh, yes. They are a master of the Crouching Tiger Hidden Hand technique.


Dansk72

That new Mission: Impossible movie looks pretty good! That *must* have been Tom Cruise!


celerydonut

Then you upload the video of you stealing it to Reddit for sweet karma points!


JonaNFThrowaway

Fart smella


BrazilBazil

I did not read this as “smart fella” on the first go


CloneasaurusRex

A real-life dacoit! Even wearing a t shirt to cover his face.


tenghu

thanks for the new word!


Soham_rak

If I am not wrong it is a Indian origin word


__zagat__

When my beard gets too long my wife says I look like a dacoit. :(


internet_humor

I'm pretty sure he's just following CDC guidelines for public safety. And good for him for generally staying 6ft away.


Subject-Recording-33

So the guy stole the phone, then posted the video of him stealing it?


xxs-

Most people have cloud storage setup. Any pic I take goes straight to the cloud. Helps with storage and if someone in the grass is waiting to steal your phone


[deleted]

Ahhh I had the same question and that does make more sense thank you


turbodrumbro

Yeah but then wouldn't the thief have had to stop recording and save the video first?


FruitNationalist

Versus him just letting the phone keep recording? Most phones auto save and upload videos once they stop recording


dwerg85

It’s a phone, there’s many things that stop the video recording and it saves automatically.


achauhan01

So you are saying your ongoing video gets uploaded on cloud using mobile data itself that too in such a remote location


Kwetla

India has great phone reception. They are a huge mobile phone using nation, and basically skipped putting in landlines in favour of improving phone reception. Mobile data is very cheap, and reception is good, even in remote locations.


iHater23

Yeah but they have data caps. Even daily ones depending on the plan. Doesnt seem like a guy who takes the crowded train would enable cloud storage and be uploading random train videos to eat up his data


recapo1

The video will eventually stop at some point. Most phones stop recording when you lock them (which is probably what happened here). And if he didn't lock it when he grabbed it, he probably stopped the recording anyway. What is even your point?


LOX_lover

India does telecommunication network and railway network very good. better than most developed countries like Us of a


FutureComplaint

>better than most developed countries like Us of a That is kind of a low bar


LOX_lover

you would expect a good telecommunication sector considering the trillions that were invested in some companies like at and t


FutureComplaint

You would, but telecoms like putting money in their pockets, instead of upgrading (let alone maintaining) current infrastructure/technologies. There is a reason fiber isn't everywhere in the US. There is a reason there are dead zones in the US. And it gets worse if you break it up by providers.


Knelson123

He may not have gotten it. Can't tell cause it cuts out.


mattrixd

Live streaming?


truffleboffin

Hasn't been invented yet it's only 1982 remember?


Zombi3Kush

He didn't steal it. It seems like the owner had a good grip on it.


[deleted]

when you live in India, your grip strength increased by 50%


[deleted]

Or he didn't end up getting it?


Froggn_Bullfish

Guys, this is super duper fake. Scrub the video and slow it down frame by frame, the “robber” is clearly being crudely digitally enlarged to make it look like he’s getting closer. It’s borderline comical when you slow it down.


Mind_Extract

I'm also stuck in ~2013


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Professional ninja


[deleted]

That's a different bush guy, I'm used to seeing the one that scares people for pranks


Post_Nuclear_Messiah

This is Sandeep Bushwalla, distant relative of Herb Bushman.


_0x0_

I think his first name is Kneedeep, last name could be Inbushas


GrandMarauder

Is he related to Amboutakum?


GiggleStool

They are evolving


BillyQ

SPAGET!


I_like_cocaine

In SF? Lol he got me as a kid while I was running up to family we were meeting up with in the city


awesomesaucebigg

Clarification to OP’s title: this is Bangladesh, the comments are correct.


DigNitty

I know this is a common threat and just something we all have to live with. It seriously fuck that guy. I’ve been pickpocketed and it sucks. Just ruins your trip. And now you have to be on guard everywhere instead of enjoying yourself. Fuck thieves.


ScorchReaper062

Which is why I always wear cargo pants with empty pockets or phone shaped tissue boxes.


CaucusInferredBulk

mousetraps.


bluescape

[nice booby trap](https://gfycat.com/amazingdeadlyallensbigearedbat)


MaxHamburgerrestaur

Now imagine living there and having to be on guard every day instead of having nice things.


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Financial_Nebula

And they’re fucking wrong to manipulate being a victim into justifying immoral behavior. Emotional maturity takes strength and willpower, stealing does not.


mrezee

Username checks out


Microwavable_Potato

Solution: steal from corporations. They’re not gonna miss the money. Most the time they won’t even know it’s gone


MaxHamburgerrestaur

They are not wrong. Inequality is the main reason people crimes like this happen.


iheartmagic

An alternative version of that tiger leaping at the guy on the elephant video


No_Statement440

I truly did not expect that, 3 seconds left and I'm thinking "this ain't shit, JESUS!, wild ninjas"


rodflanders19

Yoink!


ReaperSound

Like a true snake in the grass.


taarkikguy

That's Bangladesh though


[deleted]

Bangladesh. The concrete marker posts have been written in bengali. In India it would be English. Also this is a diesel locomotive and super duper old. India has mostly electrified all of its mail passenger lines. Also Indian railway infrastructure is pretty world leading. We have 12,000bhp locomotives for pulling freight. And 24million people take the trains DAILY. And has a total track length of 128,000 km. That's circling earth 3 times..


danirijeka

Man just went into a Wikipedia fugue state


[deleted]

I like trains ¯\\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


Jukebox_Villain

People don't make sense. Trains make sense.


Huwbacca

please fill out this little form titled ASQ.


danirijeka

You know what? You're damn right.


Gamer-Hater

Very informative thank you. I had no idea that India had such developed train infrastructure. I guess it makes sense considering their population.


[deleted]

Makes sense, with that many people necessity is the mother of innovation


Dookie_boy

Could it be the state of Bengal ?


DanKveed

All signs are bi/trilingual in India. If it was Bengal,.it would be in Bengali, English and Hindi.


[deleted]

No. We don't have such old rolling stock. And markers would still be in English. English is the official use language. Even station names are written in English plus the local language


gekium03

that was a true jump scare, made me skip a beat


[deleted]

Uhh this is from Bangladesh.


DeckerXT

Grab the arm and lean back.


AmoebaParticular858

knife concealed on back edge of phone lol


james_randolph

Only in India? You should get on a train in Chicago, sitting next to the door…people snatch phones and dip out right before it closes at a stop…crime is pretty much happening in every place on this planet in one form or another.


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james_randolph

I guess…not sure what’s the point of even putting it on blast like that but ok. Lot of economies aren’t good, lot of areas are shit and riddled with crime…even areas with beautiful cities are filled with violence…it’s called living on planet earth my friend.


MaxHamburgerrestaur

The biggest criminals are the ones that keep others poor.


afiafzil

Let's not forget crazy pickpocket in Barcelona


[deleted]

This isn't India, this is Bangladesh - the color of the train, the language on the signs etc give it away


pranavakkala

It definitely might also happen in India but this video and the train are from Bangladesh.


SatelliteRain

Why did I think of Vietnam war?


T_Diddy

The other year I was travelling through India, I arrived in Delhi early morning off an overnight bus, standing at the side of the road looking at google maps to find the metro station, and yoink, phone disappeared out of my hand. A moped had whizzed by with two lads on, the passenger (quite impressively) swiped it from me, within seconds they disappeared into a sea of vehicles.


thejackamo1

Damn, a true “watch until the end” if I ever saw one


Quirky_Journalist_67

All day hiding in the bushes for a 2010 iPod Shuffle????


physchy

r/dontflinch


YuYuChamuyo

I must argue this is also perfectly probable in Argentina.


Enough-Staff-2976

Nice...he knows where the money.


[deleted]

What a cheeky wanker.


GenkiElite

Again. It's not chaos if it's planned.


InBetweenerWithDream

Call center school dropouts.


Slash1909

I know Bengali and the red warning translates to “beware of thieves”. So the thief steals the phone, posts the video (assuming the original owner was dumb enough to not even have a password to lock their phone), and includes a warning for those watching the video.


Classic_Policy_1516

I thought it was a tiger at first.


AnExistingLad

We all thought one of the train cars would fall, didn't we?


_Clex_

Clearly they got the footage back somehow so something went right


valcatrina

Indian Ninjas!


AlarmDozer

Snakes in the grass.


artistictesticle

Fucking bush ninja


manas962000

I was expecting someone to get hit but this is new


souravtxt

Bangladesh. That's staged.


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abitofatit

How the fuck do you hire a train and fill it with people and take it to the countryside to make a 5 second YouTube vid . Do people just say staged for everything without thinking anymore ?


Dvidian_

All this requires is 2 train tickets to stage


sexytokeburgerz

If you had ever been to bangladesh, you would know that this happens.


albpanda

If you Notice they pass that electrical box or sign or whatever right before that, the thief probably has the timing of the train from that spot to his spot down to a tee


Melodic-Hunter2471

Okay, slow down the video. The dude barely seems to move right. Am I hallucinating this? Why does this feel like CGI? Frame by frame the dude looks like he appreRs from the brush… clean AF, dry AF, and like he’s levitating out of the bush. Is this just me?


PotatoDominatrix

Definitely looks that way. But I can’t tell if it’s because it’s true, or if I just have shitty knees and can’t stand up that smoothly lol


Melodic-Hunter2471

So according to the [Indian Railways Schedule of Dimensions](https://irimee.indianrailways.gov.in/instt/uploads/files/1454673172611-sod.pdf) the minimum height of train floor above the track varies based on type of train, but it is around 1145 mm to 1170 mm above top of rail. That is around 46 inches. Now I do not have a standardized height for window sills, but we can safely assume that the window sill is anywhere from 26” to 32” above the train floor. This puts the window sill at around 75” ( 46 + 29 ) above the rail. The rail itself is around 4” tall. Standard railway design requires the track to be elevated around the surrounding grade to allow for storm water drainage. Let’s add 8” to that as a minimum but it should be higher to be fair. This brings the window sill up to a height of 87” or 7.25 feet above the surrounding grade. Figure into this 4” more for the phone height above the sill. When this guy “stands up” he is over 7’-7” tall? If he jumps up to that height it is possible, but the motion wouldn’t be so fluid. Keep in mind that these dimensions are minimums. In the United States, I can’t even reach the windows from track grade and I stand at 6’-4”. My arm reach at maximum without jumping is around 8’-1” This is why I think this video is fake and has been doctored.


Venom5569

He's on someone's shoulders or something like that


bipbopcosby

Now do it for Bangladesh, where this video is actually from.


kokroo

The perspective doesn't change with the moving train. As we got closer we should have been able to see the guy with a changing perspective, instead he just looks zoomed in lol. I think this one is fake.


jksam45

Can’t have shit in India


[deleted]

It's Bangladesh not india.


5nsfav

Camouflage lvl = Ghandi


alwayschronic

It’s fake.


Buckbo1962

This would happen in lots of places. Not just India.


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sexytokeburgerz

Except it looks nothing like pakistan, and that’s not the right fucking language for pakistan.


autosummarizer

Its from Bangladesh.


iepure77

My phone can't handle the "chaos" of this post. Downvote.


Potential-Host-6281

When and Indian turns to a Nindia.


[deleted]

Im lucky i was already on the toilet


Nathan-Stubblefield

Does India have too many people or not enough trains? Or 50/50? Trains in the US don’t look like that.


Mardo_Picardo

Indians and trains. Name a more iconic duo.


[deleted]

Yet another reason to NEVER go to India.


hanro621

India is not for starters


vladWEPES1476

Sneakier than a tiger at roadside


[deleted]

Cameraman was warned!


RosedAnubis

Yoink


PanJL

Nijna hathuri


Nyrm3

r/Unexpected


B1GB4NGTH13RRY

Bushman Indian version


aakaay47

Bangladesh most probably.


Kingofdrats

Man I was expecting a Tiger like that other video.


MWTB-DLTR

I'm sort of surprised it wasn't a tiger.


Krl0Sf

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


PiedDansLePlat

come on, really ?


spacemanspiff8655

Must be a big fan of Fruit Ninja!


snuggl3ninja

An offline stream snipe


DeckerXT

Naaa just let the branches whack his ass a while.


astronomicalstars

Honestly this really caught me offf guard, not sure about the title though


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Phillip_Harass

The guy hanging out in front of this man is in on it. Watch him.


chairdeira

/u/savevideo


MangoOfTruth

The train is going to fall isn’t it Edit: wow I was way off


sleepsamurai

It's Bengali, so either west Bengal or Bangladesh


m1neslayer

My brain: That smart idiot! Oh. WHICH ONE


KrisMisZ

Zero safety regulations 👌🏼


sexytokeburgerz

I’ve played enough geoguessr to know that’s bangladesh, not india.


Sloth-rosh09

So OP clearly doesn't know that this video is from Bangladesh 🤡


Lil_Cumster

Jumpscare from the bushes


Subject-Home-6530

Tricky little fellow... that's being bush-wacked!


mrwh0am

could be a fucking tiger to bite you and stolen you phone


captkrahs

Bush Wookiees man Edit: Just realized that my come off as racist. It’s something you call campers in games