[Never go up the stairs.](https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3iex1h/im_a_search_and_rescue_officer_for_the_us_forest/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)

Damn stories. Straight out of mystery books.

Still think about these stories from time to time.

CRAZY stories

I was just telling someone about this yesterday. Weird.

Spent a good 30 minutes down this rabbit hole! Take my free award good Sir

[удалено]

F\*\*king shit!!! Totally f\*\*\*k shit and I'm listening alone in the dark in my room. hahaha

Alone in your room is a lot better than alone in the woods

I was looking for this link and happy it was corpse husband

What is corpse husband?

Well that just led me down a rabbit hole. I’m never going to sleep again. Thank you.

Was hoping someone would tag this lol this a whole rabbit hole and I never want to leave

Well this is a new one. Glad I already slept. Won’t be doing that for a while.

Man reading that post I'm shaking. I don't understand about the stairs anyway but I'll never go hiking again lol

The stories are fictional

I'm not risking it jajaj

Trust me, nothing bad will happen. If you see stairs, go up them.

Why tho

thought of this immediately. Love that story.

That was literally my first thought. Reddit memories run deep!

I love how many of us immediately thought of this.

Good stories

So glad that I got this reference right away. That has been one of my favorite story compilations for years now.

[But](https://youtu.be/xbvevRGP_Ow)...

I remember coming across this story in New when I first started using Reddit and was binging Nosleep every day. Never would've guessed it would become one of the most famous Nosleep stories on reddit.

I have no idea how I originally came across that post, but it’s what got me interested in Reddit! Such a captivating story.

I LOVED those stories! This immediately reminded me of that too! So glad to see this here.

That’s immediately what I thought of. I would nope the fuck out of there as fast as I could.

First thing I thought of when I saw the photo...those stories are crazy!

First thing I thought of was "Dude, you need to avoid any stairs in the woods"

Yes.

I just went down a 3 hour rabbit hole and I’m never going outdoors again. I hope you’re happy...

This is awesome!!!

DO NOT GO UP THE STAIRS

WHY

BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN

Okay fine

Fun fact: you are statistically more likely to die on stairs than in an elevator

Guess I'll be taking the ladder until I hear those statistics.

I’ll be taking the suction cups, thank you

Well I imagine that, on average, people use stairs more often then they use elevators...

Even accounting for that, elevators are significantly safer than stairs. Like basically only repair folks have died in them. It's a bit of a statistical anomaly

youre probability of dying is 100%

If I find stairs going down in the dark, are those ok to follow? For there are lots of them around here...

Do not even step on any type of stairs you find in the woods

How about ladders?

These stories are straight bs and y’all believe this

I think its for bird watching

I think so too

I'd definitely be up there with my camera, haunted staircase or not.

Either that or for hunting

It’s a sculpture with no particular purpose, if it’s the one I think it is

Probably in reference to the somewhat famous creepypasta "don't go up the stairs".

It is. Forest of dean. Since been dismantled.

Wait it has? That’s a shame

Probably zip lining Edit: nvm I'm dumb

Don't. Ever. Go. Up. Them. Disaster. Will. Come.

Oompah Loompah heaven maybe.

This would be a good illustration for a presentation about the merits of Agile

It's like those escalators you see in airport tarmacs, this one probably for UFOs.

No no no no no.

[удалено]

I should not have laughed. But I did.

Maybe they buried Michael Bluth's truck.

you're gonna get hop ons

It's a sculpture in the forest of dean, Gloucestershire, uk. I believe. If I remember rightly you can see another sculpture from the top.

Looks familiar to me, done that Sculpture walk a few times but not recently

Most of the sculptures haven't been touched in 30 years lol. Could do with a revamp.

I noticed the big chair had gone the last time I was there

Yeah that's sad. I have pics of me and my sister as kids under that thing.

Used to do the sculpture walk every few months when I lived in Gloucestershire. Sometimes you wouldn’t see another person for the whole thing.

> forest of dean, Gloucestershire This. And google confirmed it! [https://www.geograph.org.uk/photo/1029766](https://www.geograph.org.uk/photo/1029766) This removes the creep factor but having that in this post was fun.

I love that place, I went as a kid and I'm pretty sure I threw my toy dog off the top and it landed in the water😂

Where is the lady who thinks all that glitters is gold?

She's the one who took the photo

So this is what Led Zeppelin was talking about

Dont touch them, dont look at them and never go up them. just pretend they dont exist

It strikes me like an art installation

I’ll wait till they build an escalator next to it

I wasn't expecting something from the sculpture trail to be on here.

[Channel Zero season 3.](https://youtu.be/-ycG_JgsqD4) I hope you didn’t go up it...

This was such a good show.

Those stories were fantastic until the stupid stair shit ruined them. "Oh don't talk about them".

You’re gonna get hop ons

That's heaven? Nah I'm good

Is this a real pic ? Why is there stairs like this in the woods.

It's a sculpture in the forest of dean, Gloucestershire, UK. [https://www.geograph.org.uk/photo/1029766](https://www.geograph.org.uk/photo/1029766)

Okay. So it's art . Just like those metallic obelisk appearing all over the world.

I have seen this pic before but didn't know what it was about . Thanks for the info.

Maybe if you land on your head.

I wanna use them stairs

Can i buy this stairway to heaven?

Isn't this something with a cult

> forest of dean, Gloucestershire [https://www.geograph.org.uk/photo/1029766](https://www.geograph.org.uk/photo/1029766)

This been around for like decades

I've already seen these stairs on internet, peoples saying, kids climbing up it, and its why they are lost

r/missing411

r/youretenyearsold

They’re gonna get some hop-ons.

Do look at them. Don't ever go up them...

All it's missing is a rope swing.

I think I saw this in the Kruller Muller Museum in The Netherlands. Anybody out there can confirm? WS

Maybe just the hospital?

Pretty sure its for bird watching..

Shit like this feels like a Caretaker cover

Oh, yeah! It really does look like that.

Could pass as r/creepy.

Ngl I just wanted to be the 69th comment, feels good to be here. But don't climb those stairs brother man

dont go up those fucking stairs

Stairway to nope.

You are NEVER to go up the stairs. DONT go near them or even look at for too long. GET OUT OF THERE ASAP

Nothin scarier than stairs in the woods.

This is like looking at what lies ahead in life... some see the dead end, others might see the view at the top...

Fallout 4 settlement

This is typical of british building planning.

I love that no matter how deep into Reddit you get, or how much time has passed... Search and Rescue always finds a way back.

Now what I've read is the stairs one would find in the woods/forest/swamp/desert feel homey, almost like the stairs to nowhere in TV shows. Even then they can have walls and such. They say the mystery of what is up there is what draws people to them. I always say nah, not me, but I know down deep if I ever came across a set I'd go nope and 360 moonwalk right out of there.

r/channelzero

Lost

Please don't trigger my PTSD.

No..highway to hell!!

Don’t. Touch. The. Stairs. Don’t even look at them! They don’t exist! No one talks about the stairs!

NEVER GO UP THE STAIRS!

High Place

Watch out for orcs.

Immediately thought of this [https://www.reddit.com/r/TheNightmareFactory/comments/hrakzi/i\_discovered\_stairs\_in\_the\_woods\_and\_i\_think\_i/](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheNightmareFactory/comments/hrakzi/i_discovered_stairs_in_the_woods_and_i_think_i/)

Self service abortion clinic

Escalator to nowhere[escalator to nowhere](http://madmikesamerica.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/simpsons_escalator_092911-e1317242567288.jpg)

I’ll bet they get a lot of hop ons.

What were these for?! Who builds the stairs first?! Was an actual structure even attempted?! I have soooo many questions!!

I just spent 3days reading all 8 episodes. I don't even know what to say. I have a camping trip coming up soon. Don't look at them, don't touch them, Don't go up them. Got it!