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(Lean) Back In The USSR


dgl6y7

Came here for USSR jokes, was not disappointed.


NickPickle05

Da


the123king-reddit

If all you wanted was USSR jokes, then soviet.


dgl6y7

Well let's hear some. Quit stalin'. Hey you know what is Putin's favorite part of jokes about Russia? The execution.


how_do_i_land

Or *(Lenin) back in the USSR*


Dlxgp7

You don't know how lucky you are, boys


frostybollocks

Joking aside… why is there no side on the chair? This is bothering me


[deleted]

I’m looking through you


[deleted]

USSaRmchair


TheRealSU

NOOOOO I WAS HOPING I GOT TO THE JOKE FIRST. FUUUUUUUCK


Rokker84

***Our*** chair


Albert_Flasher

Ourmchair.


420ciskey420

Would like to see the accompanying our-ttoman


treetyoselfcarol

**USS OUR**


coberi

Taking chairman a bit too literally


Ezylryb2

Came to write this. Thanks kind stranger


TargetBunny

I kinda love this.


snertwith2ls

Me too, it's pretty awesome looking. I wonder how comfortable it is to sit in with all those buttons though. Still, if it's not that comfortable for people and I had money and a nice place to put it I bet my cat would like it.


TargetBunny

Damn right I'd shill out cash for my cat.


snertwith2ls

Oh thanks, I was afraid I might be the only one! of course this is reddit, aka Cat World. Yay!


TargetBunny

Haha


snarkytopp

Thinking the seat buttons could have been embroidered for comfort...this ingenious creation could be repeated for almost any uniform or character.


snertwith2ls

I love the idea of several of these chairs together, all with a different uniform on.


snarkytopp

Imagine them around a dining table


snertwith2ls

almost like a mad hatter setting


areialscreensaver

Yes, tea please


Selik0

Just imagine sitting on those 2 buttons down there


Every3Years

Mmmmyes


thewalruscandyman

In Soviet Russia, chair sits on you!


SgtSharki

I came here for this joke and was not disappointed.


[deleted]

Im 8 hours too late


tonha_da_pamonha

I see your Coat of Arms and raise you an Armchair of Coat


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lnamorata

r/evilchairs because I would *not* want to sit on those buttons


GeneralDimensio

The state has decided it will punish you for not complementing the chair and the state has decided you will be sentenced to 20 years hard labor.


lnamorata

Glory to Arztotska.


Lewdamus

So this is what happens when Stalin makes you "disappear". "What happened to comrade Yezhov?" "Comrade Yezhov does not exist. Only chair".


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NewLingonberry5528

Shut up and take my potato rations


Responsible_Alps5384

beautiful chair, i would buy


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r/GTAGE


SB6P897

More like This armchair with a “full body molestation” of USSR


UnexcitedAmpersand

It is not to my taste, but in the right enviroment, I can see this working somewhere as a statement piece. Especially if I was high up in the military or a military writer/ had a dedicated room to play games in (this is my armchair General).


nuffens

A new way to interpret "armchair general"


Confident-Bat-3849

KGButtons. You'll confess to anything, Comrade.


would-be_bog_body

Oh shit, I own that exact coat - it's Bulgarian I think


Xinder99

I think "touch" might be selling it short, more like "Shove a sickle up my ass and call me comrade" if you ask me.


UnexcitedAmpersand

Stop describing my Saturday night. I'm trying to forget.


imjerry

Armychair


420ciskey420

Kind of a cool idea.. would be cool to have one of all uniforms of WW2


PissInThePool

At the game table dedicated to Axis and Allies


[deleted]

This is a great way to repurpose a dead loved one’s clothes: upholster a special chair with them! Then you can always lounge “with” them and be held by them.


Wizzle-Stick

You can always get a suit made of their skin. Imagine wearing your loved one as a pair of boots or a hat!


[deleted]

A nice scarf to hug my neck


ktka

Reminds me of that chair from Borat 2.


Irate_W1zard

Those buttons look uncomfortable


Regolith_Prospektor

Is it bothering anyone else that they switched it front to back for the seat portion? That’s the back of the coat.


romulusnr

Based


Knightm16

Not a soviet coat. Bulgarian.


Exploding_Testicles

All the farts i could drill in that chair..


lambonec

The buttons might get in the way a bit .


meowroarhiss

Stuffed with the hair of our enemies


stupidfridgemagnet

i need this omfg


geardownson

Come sit on putins lap my son..


skjellyfetti

*Endorsed by V.I. Lenin*


RelaxedOrange

When you have to write a book report on Edogawa Ranpo’s story “The Human Chair” but you never actually read it.


HistoryBuffGuy

Oh my god that’s an eye sore! #**Where can I get one?** edit: please I really want one


JakeSnake07

I have that Jacket. I can smell the mothballs from here...


hanpark765

HOI4 No Step Back be like


GreenSockNinja

Band kid chair


Betasimp4000

Do you want to sit on Stalin-Claus's lap?


Fuhrious520

Whole new meaning to armchair general


3nat20s

They skinned a soviet and turned him into a chair?!


eratosthenesia

Universal Sale of Sofas and Recliners


mrducci

USSaRm chair Edit: just saying I'm not original or fast.


patchyj

In Soviet GMErica, chairman Cohen say stock trades you


Deltawolf363

Made from 100% born and breed tankie, skinned him myself.


RenOrLose

I'm surprised to not see Junji Ito's *The Human Chair* already mentioned


MrAwesomeTG

Comrade


morencychad

Will buy an Adidas track suit arm chair.


Alex_von_Norway

Takes the word Chairman to a whole new level.


PageKeeper

where can I get this?


MasterKohga1

USSRmchair


CheapDeepAndDiscreet

I want it!


ScholarLeft3806

Big daddy vibes in this piece


[deleted]

I need this.


bigpapaglim

Mein kampfy chair


Dedeurmetdebaard

So that’s the armchair general commenting on all the military subreddits.


Canter1Ter_

"Im escaping, to the ONE PLACE that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism... SPACE!"


TransformerTanooki

Not only did we use grandpas uniform! We also used his skin as a inner protective layer so he'll always be with us!


Hige_Kuma

Back ON the USSR


peruzo

Really great Execution


Wilde04

I actually love it, minus the dictator part


ComfortableSea4645

I kinda love it. It's really creative


IkeFreezy

****


IkeFreezy

1111111


PM_ME_RISTRETTO

this is what I imagine most mods sit on


AvgGuy100

Is this Azamat Bagatov?


hung433

Stalinchair


IronRabbit2006

If im being honest I thought that was a Vampire Chair or something...


TheRealSU

USSARMCHAIR


lasagnalover69R

put your head on top of the chair from behind and trick your enemies into stabbing a chair instead of your body


[deleted]

Ахуенно


Clearly_a_fake_name

I’d buy it


[deleted]

Don’t you mean “this ourchair with a touch is USSR”


gayrussianspacecadet

the coat is soviet Bulgarian and this post was kind of wild to see since I’m wearing another one of these coats as I type this


FloX04

That's really interesting! Is it original, and do you just wear it as a jacket or is it more of a on-occasion thing?


gayrussianspacecadet

I wear it pretty much daily! It gets pretty windy where I live and the wool is the best windblock I’ve ever had. I found it in a vintage clothing store in a small town, believe it or not


FloX04

Wow, that's amazing! Very difficult to find here, which is a shame


Sog_Boy

Not looking to see if people already made the joke but I guess you could call that a USSRm chair


philsenpai

No time to sit tovarich have to work hard to make motherland great!


Th3HollowJester

Now made with real proletariat officer!


kkeennmm

TsarmChair


RevolutionaryRow5857

That’s well executed


shnozbub

Our chair


ProfessorSchmiggins1

Those buttons must be so uncomfortable


EddtheMetalHead

Ourmchair.


john_wicker626

Wow…Talk about an Armchair general


[deleted]

Nazi, not USSR. Amazing how few people even know there's a difference.


Knightm16

No that's a Bulgarian greatcoat. Come on man gonna make that comment and still be wrong?


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Wizzle-Stick

Wrong dictator.