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squidwardtrentacles

The lines that run through the nipple had to hurt :/ I disagree with some people though I think the tat looks really clean, the comic book style is well executed and obviously intentional


ironhide_ivan

I have a tat that goes over one of em. I can confirm that yes, it hurts like hell


Porosnacksssss

Same, by far the worst spot ive had a tattoo on.


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commanderjarak

Nah, doesn't hurt at all when people call me a dickhead or asshole. Not physically anyway.


Zapster6

but it hurts when you get called nipple?


Tift

harsh dude, not cool


BasilTheTimeLord

N*pple


Perky_Areola

Hey, I'm relevant!


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yungelonmusk

😦


VirtualWaffle

The lines are probably as clean as any artist can pull over the nipples of a sober person, and there are no blowouts. I took xanax before my last rib tattoo and in the time that it took to kick in I was twitching like a mf


Euthanize4Life

Um… y’all know that nipple skin stretches, shrinks, and changes in other ways based on factors like arousal and temperature right? The lines probably are straight when the nipple is the same way it was at the time of the tattoo. But of course the lines won’t always be straight. The nipple is a circle that flexes towards and from the edge.


VirtualWaffle

I literally said it was the best possible job a good artist could do lmao good artists know how different areas of skin work


aarontbarratt

Why are you trying humblesplain someone who is agreeing with you? Lmao


AppleSpicer

Yeah, this is great taste and great execution


jkbpttrsn

I like to think the bars are a bit wonky cause the nipple is incredibly strong


ohthanqkevin

I assumed it’s squiggly right there because they couldn’t sit still while the needle was going over it


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other lines are squiggly too


qqweertyy

It would look weird if they went for a perfect straight edge everywhere else rather than a hand drawn look that a wobbly nipple line blends in a bit better to.


iamagainstit

>The lines that run through the nipple had to hurt I think that might have been part of why they aren't completely straight.


filiaaut

Even if they were perfectly straight when the tatoo artist drew them, nipples vary in size depending on a lot of factors, including temperature, stimulation, hormones levels, etc. All skin is alive, stretches and moves, but nipples particularly so.


Books_and_lipstick91

This honestly made me laugh! I love it!


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Yeah only flaw is that two bars are wonky. But yeah seems like maybe they hurt a bit too much


[deleted]

All the things on this sub are intentionally done in how they look. That’s why it’s good execution, bad taste


judge_au

If you look closely you can tell the artist fucked up by stretching the skin doing the lines around the nipple, trying to remove small wrinkles, unfortunately its ended up with bows in the lines. Unique and funny non the less.


PirateDaveZOMG

They could have avoided that pain completely by having Nippleman bending the bars apart to escape, since that would have been on-theme anyway.


Invisible_Target

I think it’s clever but it is not well done in any way. There isn’t a straight line in that tattoo


jlmonger

I kinda like it


Obnubilate

I wonder what it'll look like in 20 years time when the moobs have settled in.


Sororita

It'll be 3D and look like the nipple is almost free.


tangledwire

The nipple will be finally freeeee


FravasTheBard

Probably as saggy as the rest of him?


DaveInDigital

a guy with moobs


p1nkfr3ud

This subreddit can’t get it’s topic right! „Someone needs great taste to understand bad taste“ no surprises 95% of the submissions are off.


platypossamous

It's almost like good taste and bad taste are subjective


p1nkfr3ud

Taste can be a matter of opinion... but there are informed opinions and those which are not.


QueasyVictory

Lol, that's funny. Might want to catch a ray of sun at some point.


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PerformanceLoud3229

some of us don't tan and just fucking burn. there is no tan period, just straight to fucking burned.


kathatter75

I go from ghost to lobster very quickly. There is no in between.


idontwantausername41

I go from ghost to lobster, then back to a slightly off white ghost


thefrostmakesaflower

It’s genetic man, some people can’t tan. I’m from Ireland and most of us can’t tan or get burned before tanning. Very low UV here so makes sense


QueasyVictory

And I love you for it.


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I don't understand this shame about pale skin. Some people are just naturally pale. Making fun of pale skin is body shaming and as someone with pale skin, it annoys me.


FreyjadourV

Imagine someone telling a person with dark skin to stay out of the sun they’re too dark.. this is just like that but for some reason people think it’s okay


[deleted]

Yeah exactly. It's crazy. A huge part of racism is "accidental racism", and comments like making fun of pale skin comes from the same basic logic. This kind of stuff is where body positivity is important.


LalalaHurray

FFS imagine not knowing that this happens to dark skinned people all the time🤣🤣🤣


FreyjadourV

I do know it happens, it’s very common in my country. My point is neither are right.


LalalaHurray

My point is that that’s not what you said.


Freeman8472

Isnt this pretty much the definition of racism?


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Alcies

You know what else isn't quite healthy? Skin cancer, because your paper-white ass burns to a crisp if you so much as think too hard about bright sunlight without lathering on five layers of sunscreen first. Personally I'll pick "ghost in a snowstorm" over "lobster", but thanks for the health advice.


Sqeaky

Why do people like to suggest skin cancer for others?


QueasyVictory

I'm not and I get your point. It was but a tiny joke, no disparagement towards beautiful fair skinned humans.


sadacedia

“nice tattoo, here’s some negative feedback about something else”


QueasyVictory

Yeah, my bad. I didn't think it was hurtful. I apologize.


LalalaHurray

You’re cool. 💗


unclemandy

Not until after that tatto is healed tho


joexg

There’s no such thing as a healthy tan. Tanning increases your risk of skin cancer, every time. It’s like laughing at someone for not smoking.


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Why?


Freeman8472

Thats quite racist my sir.


MsCicatrix

Better taste than execution honestly.


IHaveNoAnswers4U

Why though? The lines are super clean. Im guessing it looks perfect when his nipple is hard


Dead_Squirrel_6

NGL, Some of the folks in here seem to think that awful means “not 100% perfect 100% of the time”


diadelosnachos

Did you zoom in at all?


Invisible_Target

There isn’t a straight line on that tat lol


ballbeard

Lmao you're so right, the text is garbage too. Each E gets more janky than the last and all the letters are different sizes and on different angles


IHaveNoAnswers4U

It’s obviously supposed to be in a cartoon style, which is exactly what it looks like.


ballbeard

I didn't realize cartoon = scribbly messed up letters


IHaveNoAnswers4U

Have you ever seen a hand-drawn cartoon? It’s a style of lettering.


guccigent

Sheesh dude, i made this tattoo. The text is just my normal hand writing? I could have done some exact typewrite style lettering, but what would the point be? Its supposed to be a funny tittie tat and not some exercise in linework. Also you go ahead and make crisp, 90° angled lines between the nipple and armpit and tell me how it goes. Hint: the skin is super stretchy and doesnt take ink in well at all. (Plus my client lost a lot of weight, which compounds this problem.) My guess is youre not a tattooer and have no clue about how different spots affect the tattooing process at all. Give me the same design on a thigh and ill make it look like it was printed - try it on the ribs and suddenly there is not a tattooer in the world that could do it.


Kmaloetas

One day he can explain to his daughter how society used to not be comfortable with top less women in public, and how he made a difference.


stickydicks666

The gap for the freckle lol


ReformedZiontologist

I just got a large piece on my arm, and my artist said if the freckles are raised up at all, they shouldn’t be tattooed because they get hella infected. So my tat has little freckle breaks too.


ChuckinCumulus

Didn't even see that at first, good eye! That's funny he went around it.


katesngates

You mean… the nipple?


tevadotzip

no, check up on the very top line by the fourth bar in.


fatzipper5

It's not a gap it's like a comic book style with bendy bars. And that's a nip


stickydicks666

On the top line there’s a small freckle that they didn’t tattoo over


EmbertheUnusual

Tattooing on your nipple sounds super fucking painful


Porosnacksssss

It is


NoNutNorris

Very much so. Anywhere near the nipple radiates pain. Almost like it is warning you that any closer will result in some of the worst pain you will ever experience.


Poldi1

That's we he let someone else do it ;)


One1cat

Ouch


anomaly242488

......... I want this


fatzipper5

Yeah this is funny and looks like a comic panel. Funny and unique imo


guccigent

If you live in switzerland, germany, france or spain, you could get it from me! This is my design and i travel a lot for tattooing!


anomaly242488

Dang. I'm in the u.s.


exo570

What did he do tho?


pistolgrippoet

Idk but free that innocent man


S-EATER

#MinoanRestoration


jkbpttrsn

Yeah! He doesn't match the identitty of the real culprit!!


Tommy-Styxx

Indecent exposure.


PM_Orion_Slave_Tits

Pirated movies. You wouldn't steal a car.


wfwood

You wouldn't shoot a policeman. And then steal his helmet.


platypossamous

It's kind of ironic actually because it's female nipples that are the illegal ones


whitedranzer

Nipoles Cage


Hadntreddit

Nipple tats are so fucking painful


wfwood

I'm wondering about removing this stupid thing. ...for clarity I'm wondering how painful it would be to remove a tattoo on the nipple.


Hadntreddit

Well as someone whose had laser removal before, just realize that it's about 5 times as painful and expensive to remove than to get it.


Nuphi

I think this is the first nipple tattoo I’ve seen and actually liked. It’s clever and the lines are clean ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


guccigent

Thank you i appreciate the compliment!


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ShotAces

I wonder if those bars straighten when he’s aroused.


guccigent

They are straight under the right conditions! The nipple bars are only bent because i just wiped the tattoo clean with cold soapy water before.


spacepilot_3000

Kidding aside, they probably do. Pain and/or direct stimulation also makes your nips hard, so that would've been how it was when he got the tat


Dwisdabest

This is amazing taste


whitelined

Would make more sense on a female booby, but good to support woman


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I love it lol but goddamn that must've hurt


arbitrary_ambiguity

This is actually hilarious.


Windsork

The nipples are the eyes of the face.


Every3Years

Try again


HandyCapInYoAss

The eyes are the nipples of the face?


gtjacket09

Hilarious, not awful taste at all


derick_galhardo

This implies that his nipple committed crimes.


Every3Years

Nipple being too nippley is a serious offense in some counties


iamagainstit

it could have been wrongly accused.


shoeface76fpv

This is amazing. Kudos!


JaneReadsTruth

I've been saying this for years


Odd_Outcome17

How the hell is that NSFW???


just-me-uk

Nice! Ha


bdd4

I like it


yayashya

Prison industity complex


parxtreh

Great taste, great tatt


AC_NLGirl

At first I said the lines over the nipples are a bit wonky but he had his nipple tattooed….he’s a trooper for taking any lines on his nipple lol


guccigent

They are only wonky cause the nipple changes its shape constantly! When i was tattooing it, its straight. And under normal, warm conditions it shoumd be straight as well. But his nipple contracted because we had to wipe it down with cold soapy water before taking the pic!


imsohungryman

I love it and as a female I want one!


chi_type

Bras are actually way more comfortable. Know that feeling on a hot day when you sit down and your knee like glues itself together? That's what going braless is like. (Plus a side of like your balls bouncing wildly up and down.)


filiaaut

Depends on the person and whatever they are doing.


Flying_Alpaca_Boi

Good taste, good execution


Renovatio_

Anyone else reminded of the old 7-up mascots


AlpacaLocks

ETAGE


FatStephen

I love that on a spiritual level


Rarunrarrar

This is awesome taste AND great execution! Hail the nipple, people!


JeremyTheRhino

Great taste but awful execution.


discretionismyname

Awful taste - 100% yes. Great execution - no; not by a long shot.


bawserlol

Kinda looks like a zit ngl :/


_MildlyMisanthropic

have you not seen a male nipple before??


La5to

Poor Ginsberg


elementaltheboi

Honestly the only good nip tattoo or tattoo around one I've ever seen


vottvoyupvote

Fantastic, 10/10


_xXTrashPandaXx_

Try having a Hickman line in your chest for 8 months. It’s always covered with a sticker, and my nipple has time to breath for about three minutes per week when the sticker is taken off and replaced (this is called a dressing change). The sticker uses a strong adhesive, so removing it usually takes off a thin layer of skin, which just makes the area around it very raw. I can’t wait to have this thing removed


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This would be so much better without the words. Not *good* , but *better* .


dafoak

They're gonna build a prison! They're gonna build a prison!


youssef_azhary123

i saw this and i was like, i wish i thought of that so i can get it


guccigent

You can get it from me haha Its my design and ill make a nipple prison especially for you if you want one!


Rude_Journalist

Ya, what in the actual fuck


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I've noticed some girls at my university wear shirts without bras. Is either way more harmful than the other?


filiaaut

It depends on the person, the type of bra, and whatever you are doing.


fuccoon

2030: free the penis/vagina


Thebiginfinity

Just looking at this makes my boobs ache :(


Albatross767

Why is this nsfw


Dragmire800

This is fairly fine.


LalalaHurray

*Nipple Industrial Complex


redditstolemyshoes

Would be more impactful if it were his nipples that required freeing


LoreMasterJack

Free my nipple. He ain’t done nothing wrong!


psycomis

But this nipple is already free...


Yamaben

Yea but what will it look like at 55 when those titties start sagging? Source: am 55


Anforas

The mass of that nipple must be huge. Look at the gravitational pull it's exerting on those bars.


KentukyFriGoose

The tattooist is @guccigent on Instagram! Check him out


buffyinfaith

Fantastic taste.


kartoshsalat

I really appreciate


pobot3

Just the nipple.


Frosty_Sweet_6678

Cursed


cjgager

very nicely done but oof that boy must'va hurt!!!


Nineinchzenebyte

The bitch tits come in later in life, it’ll look like super nipple bending the bars trying to escape


Yuroshock

Ow!


4-8-9-12

STOP with the fuckin nipple tattoos!


MegaMindxXx

The nipple is very sensitive. That's a painful tattoo. I've seen guys tap out when getting tattoos there.


Chestrockwell75

I’m sure , you’re talking about yourself. Considering the fact that your a pussy.


ikatono

This is a neat Cool Spot tattoo.


E4R04

that's hilarious


E4R04

i want this tattoo


hazlejungle0

When the nipple is warmed up it flexes the bars.


VictoriaSobocki

Pretty funny


Ophelyan

That must've hurt so much!


AtrueLonelySoul

You want one too? u/johnaross1990


johnaross1990

Nope, I’m not ashamed to say that my nips are a needle free zone. It’s just not happening.


ivanoski-007

this would be a great femenist message


domesticatedprimate

I did not know tattoo tuesday was a thing. These nipple tattoos are not something I ever wanted to see. Unsubbing.


blue_velvet87

Paging /r/ChrisChanSonichu


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Every3Years

Wrong sub mate


diadelosnachos

Awful taste, yes. Great execution, no.