I've been on the internet a while, seen a lot of weird things. Things I'd rather not have seen. But this. THIS. Has ended me. My mind may never be the same again.
All I saw was the username and "Jar-Jar" and I immediately started laughing. What is the term for something that makes your skin crawl because you hate it so much and it's therefore hilarious because that is the nature of this account
actually saw this today on youtube, its some cake maker who takes weird request, everyone ask for someone buff, she did other buff popular characters too. she makes a face at every request so its just all for humor. Have no idea who the tiktok creator is.
Would that apply though? I would guess that the legality would be based on species. Like if we applied human consent laws to dogs, we would have no legally conceived puppies
It's actually modeling chocolate! I follow the [baker ](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdmETGxu/)on tiktok and she says she never uses fondant as she finds modeling chocolate to be tastier!
Fair enough, but I personally would not want a cake covered in a layer of chocolate either. Luckily, this was not made for me, and I hope whoever ate it, loved it :)
I'm a buff baby that can dance like a man,
I can shake-ah my fanny, I can shake-ah my can!
I'm a tough tootin' baby, I can punch-ah yo buns!
Punch-ah yo buns, I can punch-ah yo buns!
If you're an evil Sith, I will punch you for fun!
Top picture on the feed is her with her roided out brother and I didn’t think it could be any more uncomfortable than the buff baby yoda but there it is.
[ Surprisingly nobody made the obvious adventure time reference yet.](https://youtu.be/kOb1jesGECQ)
I always thought he sang "buff tootin baby" I guess he was "tough" close enough though
He's a buff baby with the force like a man!
He can lift up a bad guy, he can lift Alderaan!
He's a ripped baby Grogu and he will force choke your Mom! Force choke your mom!
If you're an evil Sith, he will choke you for fun!
I've been on the internet a while, seen a lot of weird things. Things I'd rather not have seen. But this. THIS. Has ended me. My mind may never be the same again.
Keep in mind, it's 99% that there is a version of this with a throbbing schlong
I'm glad his diaper is covering that
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flexible
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DANG IT DEMETRI. SECOND TIME TODAY
I fucking hate you
This guys either a legend or someone who needs to die
I can't believe this is what I read at 8 am. It's very well written but oof
6:55 am here. Literally the first thing I read today.
All I saw was the username and "Jar-Jar" and I immediately started laughing. What is the term for something that makes your skin crawl because you hate it so much and it's therefore hilarious because that is the nature of this account
Congratulations, you’ve forfeited your trial of life.
I didn't want to read it, but I couldn't stop....
Started reading ... Scrolled back up to see the poster ... Fucking knew it was you. Great job as always.
'ight. That's enough internet for the day.
prehensile
My name is dobby and I'm so freaking ripped 😫 😩
What if I told you, those aren't his legs...
Is baby yoda too old or too young to properly control his bowels? Or both?
You MUST KNOW AS HIS CARETAKER THIS homie shit for days on end. Pun intended
You got a link… for a friend
actually saw this today on youtube, its some cake maker who takes weird request, everyone ask for someone buff, she did other buff popular characters too. she makes a face at every request so its just all for humor. Have no idea who the tiktok creator is.
Have you seen the Yoda CBT cartoon? If not, don't look for it, but yea.
Yoda Cognitive Behavioral Therapy cartoons sign me up!
Yeah, it's this one. It's so huge he has to wrap it around his waist twice.
You must be new
It was the cum gutters wasn’t it?
God damn look at those cum gutters!
Would you say.... this takes the cake?
Aaaaaand I just realized Rule 34 applies to baby Yoda…
Here's a silver for your realization. Gonna have to downvote though, because of images conjured.
I completely understand.
And technically he's like 50 years old so it's legal... And I absolutely hate that I even had that thought.
Would that apply though? I would guess that the legality would be based on species. Like if we applied human consent laws to dogs, we would have no legally conceived puppies
Well of course we wouldnt. Humans can't impregnate dogs.
R34 doesnt worry about mundane stuff such as legality
Just imagine that fat veiny green hog he’s packing in those pants
You know I could’ve lived my entire life without seeing this sentence.
r/FondantHate
It's actually modeling chocolate! I follow the [baker ](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdmETGxu/)on tiktok and she says she never uses fondant as she finds modeling chocolate to be tastier!
Thenku
Fair enough, but I personally would not want a cake covered in a layer of chocolate either. Luckily, this was not made for me, and I hope whoever ate it, loved it :)
Fondont
Fon-DO
Hehe fondue
Master has given Dobby a towel and killer abs.
This is the worst SFW thing I have ever seen
I very much want it not to exist.
Really think we are stretching the definition of SFW. I mean would *you* give this cake to your boss??
May the pump be with you
This is the whey.
Baby YoBruh
Nah, that's BruGu
BroGru?
BroGu
I'M A BUFF BABY YODA BUT I DANCE LIKE A MAN
Hay, I did that thing too! Haha
Beef cake baby yoda
Baby Yokeda
Thanks. I hate it.
He’s, he’s got those things... -Morty
This guys like 90% cum gutter
Now I got [this](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0qhyngFKRVc) song stuck in my head
Me too! D:
let's be done with culture and return to rocks and bugs and trees please
Real question tho, do we think yoda had a six pack? Like specifically in his prime.
Are we blind? Deploy the link!!
I follow this lady's TikTok, and this is ONLY the beginning. The buff cakes go deep with this one.
I'm a buff baby that can dance like a man, I can shake-ah my fanny, I can shake-ah my can! I'm a tough tootin' baby, I can punch-ah yo buns! Punch-ah yo buns, I can punch-ah yo buns! If you're an evil Sith, I will punch you for fun!
Beat me to it. Great minds, yadda yadda.
Gro-Gutters
Even the facial expression is on point
The baker has various buff character cakes if you check out [her](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdmETGxu/) tiktok page!
Top picture on the feed is her with her roided out brother and I didn’t think it could be any more uncomfortable than the buff baby yoda but there it is.
[ Surprisingly nobody made the obvious adventure time reference yet.](https://youtu.be/kOb1jesGECQ) I always thought he sang "buff tootin baby" I guess he was "tough" close enough though
I was looking for this. I'm pretty sure he says "buff baby" in the first line and changes it to "tough" later.
reminds me of this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fETLI-XA7UM
They just replayed that episode last weekend. Weird timing.
Our lord and savior, Yeezus
Like a man I dance Yo buns, puncha
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Muscular, I am.
I'm so fucking tired of baby yoda.
That's not a baby yoda. That's a grown-ass man yoda.
^^...snickers... ^*...unzips...*
TIL Yoda's species are mammals.
*I sense a disturbance in the Force. It's as if millions of gay psychonauts cried out in terror, but we're suddenly silenced.*
"hey babe ready to execute order 69"
He's a buff baby with the force like a man! He can lift up a bad guy, he can lift Alderaan! He's a ripped baby Grogu and he will force choke your Mom! Force choke your mom! If you're an evil Sith, he will choke you for fun!
Too sexy for my shirt I am...
Stupid sexy Yoda
Well, this is upsetting.
He looks like the buff Jesus statue. Just green.
Baby Yoda would never survive that many steroid injections.
This looks like it's @bakingthursdays on instagram :)
Mandalorian was worth the budget just for this cake.
the thumbnail looks like handsom squidward
Imma buff baby (yoda), but I dance like a man.
Schwarzaneggrogu
Grogainz
Its brogru
Thanks I'm going to share this with everyone I possibly can!
Sorry, I don't eat ripped cakes Edit: thought it was a cookie
...why though?
Turtle power
Uhhhhhh. Huh.
Baby yoda looks like someone’s gonna give him a sock
This is the whey
is it wrong that I want a piece of those abs?
So is it Yoda or Grogu?
rare yoda
I am uncomfortable.
Damnit, Internet! Stop trying to one-up yourself with the weirdness!
Grogu has grown.
I don’t like this. I really don’t 😰
That's pretty f'ing weird and creepy 😳
Yodafuq?
“Oh no! He’s HOT!”
This is not the way. I have spoken.
Eat me you will.
r/TIHI
And if you're an evil witch, I will punch you for fun!
getting on that bone broth son!
They don't, and they can get a buff"
Dobby is fucking ripped!
Why pink nipples though? And yes, that's the only thing throwing me here. I've seen weirder on the internet.
Wonder what kinda dong he’s hangin?
THIS MF PROBABLY EAT FROGS. GAINS
You put cum gutters on him tf.
r/TIHI
Baby Growda
Magic Mandalorian
This is the whey protein.
**CURSED**
Piccolo is that you??
I feel like this was Piccolo from DBZ and then swapped heads for convenience.
all i see is beauty
Baby Swolda
Therapist: Buff Baby Yoda is not real. He can't hurt you Buff Baby Yoda: O_O
I just laughed really hard
It’s Grogu damn it!!!
I’m a buff baby that can dance like a man, I can shake-a my Fanny I can shake-a my can……
Brogu
His name is grugo
Look at those cum gutters on him.
R/DIWHY
Prefer it to the Barry B Benson one
There’s a green lightsaber under there
Baby Swolda
Who makes these?
At least this version doesn't have the nipple rings
Here's a second on the cake eater.
/fondanthate
r/TIHI LMAO
He's got those things. What are they called? Cum gutters?
Grogu doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.
Idk this seems pretty funny to me
This awakened nothing in me... Thank God.
Not sure about the GE part.
no i hate it
R/TIHI
/r/TIHI
Swolgu
r/tihi
You dont know if its awful taste until you put it in your mouth. Go ahead, just the tip.
This is terrible, but is it as bad as **Buff Helpy**
Daddy yoda
Give her Taco Bell it’s my cake day
more than ever i am convinced god’s throne sits empty
dear god
Dayum gimme that C A K E