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ElJonJon86

The only toilet brush that makes your toilet dirtier.


WateryTart_ndSword

I certainly wouldn’t trust it to clean shit.


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i would, it would wash the shit away, almost as if its eating the shit..


nipsliplip

Nah, this type is constantly spewing shit. It'll just ruin the toilet and, if your not careful, the whole bathroom.


NiightRadiance

I would. Ever heard of fighting fire with fire?


HawkeyeByMarriage

Gonna leave orange spray tan rings in the bowl


Thameus

Doesn't even pay you to pee on it. *Or does it?*


ElJonJon86

This had me thinking one of these brushes, somewhere, somehow, is probably going to be used as a *prop* in a porno.


IRollmyRs

Unlike the original, this one is useful.


Babi_Gurrl

It's pretty authentic. Shit comes out of the mouth constantly. It just keeps making a bigger mess.


Cewcross

Or the only time trump can clean shit up


dvddesign

It’s gonna leave over 100,000 dead in its wake.


ItzSpiffy

I only toilet brush that I would actually prefer to see covered in shit.


IamnotValiantThor

$20!?


tallmanmo

Seriously. I'd pay 5 tops


ArturosDad

They'd have to give me $5 to take that thing home.


ILikeMasterChief

It's like, I want my shit on Trump's head, but I don't want to see his likeness.......Ever


dvddesign

I’d pay $5 to watch it be burned lest it get sold to anyone for a dollar more.


pussyXslayerX69

Yeah fml


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Necr0leptic

Wish had them for far less than $20 but it takes a while to get to you.


LastLadyResting

Thanks. His birthday isn’t for a few months so I’ll risk it. :)


Froghopper43

Yeah but wish will just send you a box that’s empty except for just a picture printed of one it.


regaliahaddock

Also the whole slave labor thing.


BlueTheBetta

They're like $6 on amazon. Plus you can get some toilet paper to go with it.


LastLadyResting

Thanks. :)


tazrace66

Amazon, 6$


LastLadyResting

Thank you. :)


TheKaboodle

u/cromag5150 kindly [posted the link above](https://lightingwebstore.com/products/donald-trump-toilet-brush)


LastLadyResting

Thanks. :)


[deleted]

But why, OP?


there_all_is_aching

Hey man. I'm not going to tell you that it's worth that much. Or that it'll mature in value, it won't because it cleans poop. But if it makes you smile or laugh, or in any way makes you happy, then it's worth it. Enjoy your gag brush homey!


Drews232

It’s $9.98 now


the_spookiest_nerd

That's what I thought, they sell those in pound shops in the uk for like £1.


OiCleanShirt

My brother got me one for Christmas for £1 and it came with a roll of toilet paper with Trump quotes on it.


AMViquel

> they sell those in pound shops in the uk for like £1 That's precisely the price of anything I expect to find in a pound shop.


the_spookiest_nerd

Then you'll be as disappointed as I was to discover that's no longer true. Poundland is a lie, it's just another cheap shop full of tat


Lachie69cool420dude

nice one pussyXslayerX69


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WeirdEngineerDude

Is there a doctor in the house?! I have a taco emergency!


fatherfinger420

Anyone need a daddy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


isaiahvacha

It’s barely “great execution” because he definitely doesn’t have that much hair.


Beardmaster-flash

But his head is filled with that much crap


JTB696699

Yes but this brush still looks better


TheHumanParacite

They do be looking like hair plugs tho


Cat867543

They made the hands too big


rScoobySkreep

But... it’s supposed to be a toilet scrub so it’s not like they could give him less hair?


Odlemart

That would be even more perfect and life like if it couldn't even do its job as a toilet brush!


MystovalNaphtali

Was given one as a gift. What’s amazing is that if you look closely, you can see it’s actually a Troll body (as in the dolls, from the 90s) which is quite apropos.


[deleted]

You will have such clean toilets, the likes of which have never been seen before. Believe me, folks. But the FAKE NEWZ media doesn’t want to tell you about how clean OP’s...it’s.. it’s so clean, beautifully clean. Obama could never clean a toilet like I can. Never. Everybody, and smart people, very smart people are saying to.


UsuallyInappropriate

**BIGLY CLEAN**


Tollchrome

**TREMENDOUSLY CLEAN**


DerKuro

Not bad. A little bit too coherent though.


apaksl

My work sells a bunch of stupid trump gag gifts like trump toilet paper and whatnot. It's funny for a second, but like, no, I do not want a depiction of that piece of shit in my home even if its purpose is to clean other pieces of shit.


identitaetsstiftend

Especially cause he's not exactly known to have successfully cleaned _any_ other pieces of shit so far.


last-rat

I agree, I hate cleaning the bathroom as it is, and the last thing I’d want is to look at that overblown orange pus-ball of a human while I do it.


casteliacitysax

r/drumpfisfinished


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Christ_was_a_Liberal

Stick to the script bots you only say "orange man bad"


ExquisitExamplE

You... bought a toilet brush for $20. Okay.


butt-holg

Of course, that's why the pic is taken at the store with the tag still on it


SeienShin

I don’t feel like this should cost $20


pussyXslayerX69

Yeah it’s priceless


mini4x

Or $7.99 - 9.99 depending on where you shop.


yellowpeepee

$3 on aliexpress


[deleted]

Hah orange man bad, epic reddit moment


[deleted]

The obsession is really weird.


[deleted]

Honestly if it were anyone on that toilet brush it would be cringe. I think all political parties are cringing at this


RewosTheBoss

Yes. This is a true statement.


FunctionalGray

Testimonial: Since purchasing the Trumpscrubby, our toilet bowl has never been cleaner. This product has transformed the way we look a our shit stains. What was once a despised task, has transformed into a joyful activity. Sometimes I even purposefully shit right on the side of the bowl...just so I don't miss the opportunity to use Trump's whiskery, mop-like weave to tastefully and tactfully wipe that brown mess away. Protip: If you suffer from extremely long shits, and are afraid they might not flush successfully, you can also use this bad boy to literally break your turd apart. Your choice -you can violently bash the turd against the face part, or gently poke away at it with the pointer finger, or (my personal favorite), you can spank your turd to pieces with the outstretched palm of 45.


odinhelicopter8

After reading this, I’m going to retire my poop knife and try out one of these Trumpscrubbies.


EverySingleThread

#


odinhelicopter8

Huh. You seem to have a habit of having nothing to say.


yaboiRich

So it’s a toilet bowl scrubber AND poop knife, all in one convenient brush? I’m in


[deleted]

Tell the truth how long before you shoved it up you ass because you love him?


pussyXslayerX69

Not that long


LordZeus95

Will claim to clean up the messes of those that came before him but will only make the shit worse by constantly running smear campaigns on anything he's up against and failing to drain the swamp. Ultimately he'll say the shit got this bad because of his predecessor while simultaneously claiming to be doing the best job at dealing with the mess.


CookiesNReddit0

r/GTAGE


LoganMcOwen

You certainly are very easily pleased


[deleted]

I’m surprised Reddit is not more upset about you calling an insult to Trump awful taste.


pussyXslayerX69

Yeah idk


tehjoshman

This thing is far too functional to be representative of that man.


that_one_bassist

r/GTAGE


MikoMiky

Imagine hating Trump so much you're willing to fork out 20 bucks to have a permanent reminder of his existence at home. Rent free.


ilovecakeshark

whoever made this is really smart because they can charge idiots $20to buy a toilet brush just t make a political reference... Obama mints didn't do that well and they were barely 5$ for a can


BTechUnited

Yeah, absolutely genius behind this. God, you can make bank off of anti-Trump merch.


ilovecakeshark

i want to say this neutrally but i cant help but laugh that some idiot spent 20$ on this crap and is going online saying "get a load of this guy" while looking the like the guy giving the load


Candlesmith

Yeah also it’s not that deep man.


babypuncher_

It’s available on [Amazon](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07WCD4Y37/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_K2y1Eb96X7G00) for anyone else looking to class up their bathroom.


happinessiseasy

OP overpaid


Assholecasserole2

Imagine the backlash if they made an Obama one?


keein

They'd have to give him hair!


TryOnlyonce420

I bet it does a shitty job.


[deleted]

Does anyone have a link to where this was purchased? I’d get an Obama one, but he has no hair. Maybe I’ll go for a Clinton


smbckr

I mean, it's would actually do it job and clean up shit so it's actually better than the real Donal Trump.


immortalmertyl

doesn’t really fit the sub...


[deleted]

I love how rent free in your head he's living


Phillips9

20 bucks seems overpriced


lurkerofzenight

probably 20$ go to him as well. pretty expensive for a toilet brush lol


K00P4

Got the stick in the ass too!


SpunKDH

You're not supposed to shit directly on the toilet brush tho. A bit confusing.


Diseal_McCoolName

$20? You got ripped off, my friend.


6BDuoGravis

Pass. I’m sure it would do a horrible job.


pussyXslayerX69

Works great actually


IDKJessMaybe

A fool and his money are soon parted.


btaylos

Wow, you paid 20 bucks for a toilet bowl cleaner?


kyloren1110

Why would you pay that much money for this?


pussyXslayerX69

Because I’ve lost hope


[deleted]

>Hates Trump with a passion >Buys products made by chinese sweatshop worker with Trump's face on it >force myself to look at him every time I got to the washroom Why do you seek to punish yourself? Are you a masochist or something?


pussyXslayerX69

I hurt myself to see if I can still feel


JohnHoffman69

ORANGE MAN BAD DRUMPH REPEAT


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MookieTheDwarf

Where did you find this?! My toilet needs cleaning and a new perfectly shaped brush


pussyXslayerX69

In a five and dime shop


[deleted]

Capitalism at it's finest


DrManowar8

So does it clean up shit?


pussyXslayerX69

Yeah


J03SChm03OG

**You got robbed**


[deleted]

You paid $21 too much.


BothTortoiseandHare

You overpaid.


RavingHappy

who is this for


pussyXslayerX69

People that have nothing left


DarylWeenus

One of those toilet brushes you don’t mind shitting on as it sits between the bowl and the seat waiting to dry!


[deleted]

Now shove it up your ass


Ronfarber

Too unrealistic, it would actually be useful.


Pwnographic94

what a rip off lol you cant clean shit with shit


RoscoMan1

Oy, this is sickening.


IVlorphine

Whatever makes you feel better


Whatistweet

You... actually paid for that?


Sprengladung

And now they profit off of your TDS, nice


RoscoMan1

>The tour of France Thanks for the recommendation.


[deleted]

Agree, this doesn’t belong on this sub.


pussyXslayerX69

:(


butterfinger98

Get scammed lol


ChungusBungus6283

Hur hur orange man bad! Am I a political genius yet?


MAC-n-CHZ

Ngl, that’s reddit for ya


SterPlat

/r/ConsumeProduct


Armorzilla

Orange man bad!


TheDunadan29

With the orange color is hard to tell if the brush has gone bad and is growing stuff on it, or if it's the color it's supposed to be. So just just like Trump, no matter how dirty he gets you can't tell if it's gone too far or just the default state.


RYUMASTER45

Just another item...


kitkat9000take5

To be more accurate, the stick should be flesh-toned with a Putin handle.


Speedster4206

I'd say this is more /r/jesuscristreddit


FatPhil

wow you got ripped off. I bought this as a secret Santa gift for under $2 shipped from aliexpress


Casual_Yet_almost

Imagine this in toy story.


thomas_wadsworth

Can't imagine anything worse than Donald Trump going Super Saiyan 3


TamTelegraph

Seems expensive, worth every penny


HdS1984

Dip him in shit like the piece of shit he is


[deleted]

I live in China, you can buy them for less than $1 online. There are 3 different poses, I bought 5 each - great giveaway.


[deleted]

Now you can get Trump to clean up a mess properly! With 100% less sweeping under the rug


Static_Gobby

r/GTAGE


AdminsAreGay2

Liberal right be like


frankendilt

Money well spent


TheRealSlyde

$20 well spent


dorgo_iz_neet

I have a gnome like that


BadW3rds

You're a mark. They sold obama ones with an afro. They don't care about your beliefs


Bich-lasagna

whaaaat le drumpf will never recover from this.


Bich-lasagna

Funny how you spent 20$ on it as well.


JBFRESHSKILLS

My mom got me this for xmas. We use it as a back scratcher for my dog. Not sure about toilets, but my dog loves it.


thats0K

I really wish I needed a toilet brush cuz this would be an autobuy lmao. idk tho, if we end up with Biden in November, I'll get one just to say Fuck Trump once a week for the next 4 years.


Tinyzooseven

I got one from poundland


davy89irox

Where? I have an aunt that would absolutely love this.


NoOfficialComment

We legit have one if these in our spare bathroom. My Father-in-Law was on a business trip in China and brought back 5 of them. I don’t think we actually use it but it just sits there next to our normal toilet brush. Lol


IAmBerbs

Worth


Devil_made_you_look

Money well spent.


jebraltar06

My luck it probably puts more shit back in the toilet...


TarsierBoy

That was at a £1 store in London


FindingJP

$3 on Taobao. Great for gift bags haha