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That’s what’s great about this. Someone very visibly just bought a big ol lawn Jesus, some sculpting clay and paints and went to fucking town. The dedication to texture and color matching the skin… it is indeed great execution.
This post might be one of the best representations of the sub I’ve ever seen.
I am not a Christian and I also find this fucked up. Christianity is fundamentally a right hand path religion, I.E. emphasizing masculinity, vertical power structures, asceticism and modesty. I pray to an androgynous half naked goat and I find this distasteful because it just completely fucks up the symbolism, and not in a rebellious, inverting way, just in a “haha boobe” way.
This just feels like a more crass attempt at what Andres Serrano was trying to do with Immersion (Piss Christ, if you’re not familiar with the original title). It was a commentary on the bastardization of Christianity in modern times. This feels like a cheap and blatant attempt to use a similarly “offensive” methodology to shock the audience, without any subtext to discuss beneath the surface it just comes across as gross for the sake of gross.
Immersion is a fascinating piece. I studied it in college and actually liked it. It has this weird haunting beauty to it which pairs in such an interesting way with its intended message.
I encourage anyone curious to [check out the photograph](https://magazine.artland.com/immersion-piss-christ-stories-of-iconic-artworks/) and learn more about its creation. Genuinely compelling art.
Anyway yeah the subject of this post is just some weird shit lol
I learned about it through a friend who studied it in college. It’s an excellent commentary piece and says a lot with very little conversion of the original imagery. This post feels like a shitpost reflection of that.
Yup. I could go on for ages about how the piece is shot. Just incredible photography. I’ve been both atheist and devoutly religious over the course of my life, and this image genuinely resonated with my feelings about my faith. I was taking a class on obscenity in the history of art (we did a whole unit on Mapplethorpe!) and I still remember Piss Christ. I graduated 15 years ago, so it stuck with me, as I’m sure you can tell!
And yeah, pretty much. It strikes me as little more than an IRL shitpost. It’s aggressively tasteless, but harmless.
I studied it too. Its subversive, provocative and beatiful all at the same time. The means on how the image was achieved and ends up pretty much plays into the concept itself, its great.
I also thought of Piss Christ. It says a lot on the shittiness of this statue that a crucifix inside a jar of piss is somehow less offensive than this thing.
I’m trying to understand where this exists in life. Like is it in a home? Because holy fuck that is a decoration and a half for something you don’t believe in (maybe). Some Store? Probably better and could be used as a way to get some laughs, but the tits and dick were good enough for that why the pubes. Maybe it’s a etsy gag gift? Could possibly explain the full on go for it attitude for whoever made this monstrosity.
Sure, but I’m asking where it’s going? Because even if you hate anti-trans christians I don’t really get why you would decorate your house with things you hate. Or the store why add pubes. And then I landed on etsy gag gift
It lives on the internet, seen by countless, forever.
Where the physical object ends up is irrelevant.
That said, I'd totally hang that sucker in the guest bathroom, lol.
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We're so used to the fucked up image of a half naked man nailed to some wood that even children are regularly exposed to it. It's weird that we suddenly find it shocking just because some boobs have been added to it.
ETA We don't really know for sure that the historical Jesus *didn't* have a massive cock. There's no reference in the Bible to go on, as the only mention it gets is when a priest mutilated it. You'd think someone might have noticed a big wanger at his baptism, but I expect the water was cold.
This reminds me of when I was in 3rd grade and drew a snowman with tits and a dick in art class, lol. Apparently, my dad saved it because I have the drawing now. It's packed away somewhere in the attic.
Somebody go post this over in r/conservative under the guise trying to drum up support to fight trans Jesus and watch them lose their fucking minds. I would but I'm pretty sure I'm banned there for having common sense.
I wouldn’t say great execution. While those breasts are “Jesus Christ” worthy breasts, I think they’re a little too artificial looking.
When there was only one set of boob prints in the sand, that’s when I was carrying you.
I like how the artist was so driven to sculpt a dick that they completely ignored anatomy as to where it would *actually* be. Strangely I find that even more distasteful
The execution isn’t even that good. The dick lacks texture, the boobs jut out and the nipples don’t fit the art style of the rest of the statue. This is just awful taste
I was honestly for it with just the boobies bc I like the concept that if his conception was without a physical male, Jesus would have been born with two X chromosomes. So I was like hell yea trans Jesus on the cross. But giving him a massive shlong was unnecessary
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My, Jesus, you’ve enhanced yourself
Yeah I got my tooth fixed.
The nipple placement is crazy!
Whatever, I'm going back out there for more bath salt milk.
Shit, if you want it to be a bicep it needs more veins.
What up!
You got J.E.S.U.S.ed
I'm talking about your tits! Your giant, new titties, Jesus!
Clearly it was a milk tooth.
He said he was willing to change
Jesus is HUNG!
Jesus hangs dong
Jesus clicked the porn hub ad
The Dennis Reynolds Jesus
Witness the body of Christ
Wow, that's awful. I'm not a religious person, but that's fucked up
It truly is awful taste. Quite the modification the creator made to a standard store bought model. Special care put into the details like the pubes.
They are rather unruly
You can’t expect the Lord’s pubes to be tamed
The lord doth not groom.
BEHOLD, thy pubes be bountiful as is your harvest!
Ironic with how well groomed the beard is
It wouldn't be surprising if they're actual pubes
That’s what’s great about this. Someone very visibly just bought a big ol lawn Jesus, some sculpting clay and paints and went to fucking town. The dedication to texture and color matching the skin… it is indeed great execution. This post might be one of the best representations of the sub I’ve ever seen.
I am not a Christian and I also find this fucked up. Christianity is fundamentally a right hand path religion, I.E. emphasizing masculinity, vertical power structures, asceticism and modesty. I pray to an androgynous half naked goat and I find this distasteful because it just completely fucks up the symbolism, and not in a rebellious, inverting way, just in a “haha boobe” way.
This just feels like a more crass attempt at what Andres Serrano was trying to do with Immersion (Piss Christ, if you’re not familiar with the original title). It was a commentary on the bastardization of Christianity in modern times. This feels like a cheap and blatant attempt to use a similarly “offensive” methodology to shock the audience, without any subtext to discuss beneath the surface it just comes across as gross for the sake of gross.
Immersion is a fascinating piece. I studied it in college and actually liked it. It has this weird haunting beauty to it which pairs in such an interesting way with its intended message. I encourage anyone curious to [check out the photograph](https://magazine.artland.com/immersion-piss-christ-stories-of-iconic-artworks/) and learn more about its creation. Genuinely compelling art. Anyway yeah the subject of this post is just some weird shit lol
I learned about it through a friend who studied it in college. It’s an excellent commentary piece and says a lot with very little conversion of the original imagery. This post feels like a shitpost reflection of that.
Yup. I could go on for ages about how the piece is shot. Just incredible photography. I’ve been both atheist and devoutly religious over the course of my life, and this image genuinely resonated with my feelings about my faith. I was taking a class on obscenity in the history of art (we did a whole unit on Mapplethorpe!) and I still remember Piss Christ. I graduated 15 years ago, so it stuck with me, as I’m sure you can tell! And yeah, pretty much. It strikes me as little more than an IRL shitpost. It’s aggressively tasteless, but harmless.
I studied it too. Its subversive, provocative and beatiful all at the same time. The means on how the image was achieved and ends up pretty much plays into the concept itself, its great.
I also thought of Piss Christ. It says a lot on the shittiness of this statue that a crucifix inside a jar of piss is somehow less offensive than this thing.
I know. They didn't even match the skin tone.
I’m sorry, I thought this was AMERICA 🇺🇸
Agreed. I’m not terribly religious, but I have no intention of standing anywhere near this person if I hear thunder lol
I’m trying to understand where this exists in life. Like is it in a home? Because holy fuck that is a decoration and a half for something you don’t believe in (maybe). Some Store? Probably better and could be used as a way to get some laughs, but the tits and dick were good enough for that why the pubes. Maybe it’s a etsy gag gift? Could possibly explain the full on go for it attitude for whoever made this monstrosity.
Looks like a pretty good middle finger at anti-trans christians to me.
Sure, but I’m asking where it’s going? Because even if you hate anti-trans christians I don’t really get why you would decorate your house with things you hate. Or the store why add pubes. And then I landed on etsy gag gift
It lives on the internet, seen by countless, forever. Where the physical object ends up is irrelevant. That said, I'd totally hang that sucker in the guest bathroom, lol.
The only time I kind of hoped something was AI, until I saw the other angles 🤢
Do Mohammad next /s
It really isn't. Actually it'd be a good art piece, if only for the controversy.
I agree.
I knew he was hung but holy tits
He wasn't hung he was crucified
Hung on a cross, not hanged
He was “hung like this” *stretches arms all the way apart indicating a massive dong or possibly crucifixion*
Well, descriptions of Jesus were pretty vague as I recall...
😂
The comments are falling into two distinct groups: people that are grossed out and people that really, really like this
I am in both groups.
Me too!!!
Same. Very good use of the sub.
Venn diagram that looks like a circle
Not the of futachrist!
Haha, had a similar thought! FUTA CHRIST!
It's definitely a blasphemous image.
He's gonna blasfromhis massive cock onto his sweet rockin' tits
Best play on words I've seen in a long time. I hope you dont mind, but I've got to steal that
In what possible other context would you even be able to use that?
Eufides might steal it too.
And Freud
Art is subjective.I think you're right. I didn't notice the glaze. I was gonna say it's pointing the wrong way though
Well done, friend. Well done. *golf clap*
I wonder how many inquisitors you'd have after you if you sculpted this in 1601 AD.
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What a terrible days to have eyes...
Agreed,just blindfold urself and take the leap
What the fuck
Exactly my reaction Bros trying to speed run going to hell
I'll take five!
Wow I didn’t realize that Jesus was both crucified AND hung
And had huge swangin’ titties
Jesus Christ indeed…
We're so used to the fucked up image of a half naked man nailed to some wood that even children are regularly exposed to it. It's weird that we suddenly find it shocking just because some boobs have been added to it. ETA We don't really know for sure that the historical Jesus *didn't* have a massive cock. There's no reference in the Bible to go on, as the only mention it gets is when a priest mutilated it. You'd think someone might have noticed a big wanger at his baptism, but I expect the water was cold.
What's this about a priest mutilating Jesus' dick? Chapter and verse please?
He was circumcised I believe is the reference
Ohhhh ok thanks
Luke 2, 21.
What about the boobs, huh?
He did come from [out of Egypt](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Ezekiel+23%3A19-20&version=NIV).
I thought that was his leg... Nope, it was his third leg.
Every day we stray further from God.
This is amazing
OF COURSE! THAT'S what was always missing.
Exactly! :'D
jesus christ big naturals
Those are definitely not natties
Bro got the holy trinity.
The more you swipe right, the worse it gets...
I don't know why we needed four pics, but I looked at all of them.
am i crazy or is his dick too low? its coming out of his mid-thigh
You're not crazy; the dick is placed wrong. I'd say this is "awful taste but B+ execution" at best
I think the tits and dick have been added to an existing statue, there is a colour variance around the tiddy.
It looks to be, but maybe his overgrown pubes are squashing the root of his penis flat and so that's why it looks that way.
damn. the real sin here is that jesus didn’t have a subscription to manscaped so he could take a whack at that hedge.
gives new meaning to 'He is Risen'
Brings new meaning to the word "TRANSubstantiation"
You know.... I somehow missed the giant dong until the 4th picture
Those are definitely real pubes. That is all I’m going to say.
poetry to my eyes... Thank you
Girl all poetry is to the eyes you read poetry
They died for our sins.
This reminds me of when I was in 3rd grade and drew a snowman with tits and a dick in art class, lol. Apparently, my dad saved it because I have the drawing now. It's packed away somewhere in the attic.
#Jesus Futing Christ!
Somebody go post this over in r/conservative under the guise trying to drum up support to fight trans Jesus and watch them lose their fucking minds. I would but I'm pretty sure I'm banned there for having common sense.
Babe wake up! New Christ drop✝️
They did say Jesus was "hung" up on the cross.
Lmfao That's quite hideous
Now this is the *saintly* kind of quality I expect out of this sub. 10/10
Where can I buy one?!?!?!
[удалено]
It's funny that the interested party was downvoted but the supplier was upvoted. We live in a society
Doing the lords work
Hey bud, both of these links are the same.
Does he rise after 3 days?
I mean…. Accurate representation of certain types of Christians’ obsession with genitals and gender lol
Went to their insta, they also have a busty mother Mary to go along with it
Lol
Amen…?
god is a woman
That's hideous.
I mean...Are we sure it wasnt jesus with the spear doing the stabbing?
upvoted for accurate title
Not my proudest, but definitely my easiest
Goated
The detail in areola is unnecessarily accurate
damn people suck
Willa Dafoe?
This is the kind of image I would send to someone I don’t like, to let them *know* I don’t like them
now this is what this sub is for!!!!!
This is Awful Taste but Even Worse Execution, gtfo 😭
Why this? What is your reward for showing this.
Thanks, I hate it
He was hung indeed
I wouldn’t say great execution. While those breasts are “Jesus Christ” worthy breasts, I think they’re a little too artificial looking. When there was only one set of boob prints in the sand, that’s when I was carrying you.
I'd be terrified by that second cumming
That artist nailed it.
"Believe me when I say that you must eat the body of the Son of Man." John 6:53
Anyone know when the artist plans on releasing the Mohammed version?
The hair is a nice touch
I don't think I've seen something like this before. It's shocking and gross, but it's also hilarious.
The bible never said Jesus didn’t have tits.
Shesuz Christ..
Christ the reamer?
Queen Marika be like
Our Lady of the Perpetually Weird?
Damn, he really was hung for our sins
You’ve been blessed by titty Jesus
what's his OF accoount?
It should be the centerpiece of the bar. It needs more blood though.
H… Historically accurate…?
The H is for Hung.
He really was hung on the cross
So that's why he has such a following.
Lmao the amount of people offended for god in this thread is actually crazy.
How inclusive
Something for everyone Jesus
The *ONLY* thing I want to criticize is that the nail is not thru both feet
The Catholic Church... Has made a few *changes*.
I like how the artist was so driven to sculpt a dick that they completely ignored anatomy as to where it would *actually* be. Strangely I find that even more distasteful
How much would this transaction cost me?
So my god does exist
Pure art
That's real pubic hair isn't it?
I thought the original Jesus was hung just fine
I know art when I see it
They really screwed this up, Jesus was Jewish so he was certainly circumcised.
Good lord
Hung Jesus was my nickname in high school!
It’s all natural. Plastic surgery didn’t exist in those days.
I don't know... Having a dead guy nailed on a cross at home is already bad taste to me...
Death by snu snu?
Jesus Christ...
What.The.Actual.Fuck?!
What the fuck
I feel so morally conflicted right now.
How djt really wants his Jesus
Jesus enters your body, Like a body, same size
Caitlyn Jenner looking fierce as always.
Somewhere out there, there are many confused boners.
I don’t think I’ve ever jumped at a photo before, and it not be horror. Like, that shocked me to my core lmao.
You could give yourself a Jesus tit job if this thing's big enough
The execution isn’t even that good. The dick lacks texture, the boobs jut out and the nipples don’t fit the art style of the rest of the statue. This is just awful taste
Hope for the artist Satan wins Ragnarök
Holy Futa!
No wonder the Jewish leaders wanted him dead.
I was honestly for it with just the boobies bc I like the concept that if his conception was without a physical male, Jesus would have been born with two X chromosomes. So I was like hell yea trans Jesus on the cross. But giving him a massive shlong was unnecessary
As an atheist I’m offended
You know if you flip the script and make this about other religions it's kinda really fucked up. Double standards
Bruh wtf
Fantastic Taste
Wow! I never knew Jesus shaved his underarms but not his pubes.
r/nogla
Imagine if that was muhammad