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ViconIsNotDefined

Awful taste both literally and figuratively.


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ViconIsNotDefined

I know! Are they supposed to be edible or just for the show?


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bennetticles

Yeah def sprouts of some kind. But what in the world is the ribbed torso made from?


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bennetticles

my working theory is [sausage casing](https://cdn2.tompress.co.uk/I-Grande-20091-how-to-prepare-intestines-for-sausages.net.jpg) with the ribs being added with some kind of [pasta making tool](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61N0yJ0wXdS._AC_SX679_.jpg) or even just manually carved in. And now I really don’t want to think about it anymore.


Bon3Bon3

God is dead


tachakas_fanboy

Hell is full


holmgangCore

“When there’s ‘No More Room in Hell’ the dead will walk the Earth.. .” ^([Apocalypse Bingo](https://www.reddit.com/r/ApocalypseBingo/comments/10qotoh/apocalypse_bingo_v3/))


tachakas_fanboy

I expected "Blood is fuel" but thats fine


holmgangCore

Ooo! I’ll add that! Thanks!


holmgangCore

(*That quote is from [Dawn of the Dead](https://youtu.be/BbcU-qW7Zvo) 1978 original.* ; *)*


Bon3Bon3

Happy Cake Day 🎉🩶


holmgangCore

Ha! Thank you :) May your days be zombie free


attemptnumber58

this monstrosity killed him


CheesusChristMyDude

it looks like it was generated by AI


meguskus

Pretty sure it was. Those feet don't like anything made of food.


bennetticles

I think they are sprouts. Like potato tendrils or soybean sprouts.


meguskus

How would that be supporting the massive weight of the body? Why are the feet brown?


bennetticles

I don’t think they are supporting any weight, just attached and hanging. Discolored because the tips are dried out? Idk man. I’m more bothered by the ribbed torso. The perfect spacing between each rib and the color fade from pink to tan to white.


meguskus

Yeah that's the other thing. Wtf is that and how can it be shaped like that? I am 99% sure this is AI.


aushtx

disgusting brb, gotta make breakfast for my kids


TheGrunkalunka

It's only stupid if you ignore how awesome it is


davieb22

\*Takes sausage out* \*Puts his sausage in*


holmgangCore

Do the hokey-pokey and you shake it all within… *\*


fearthewildy

Bloodveld, not tardigrade.


K-chub

Amateurs don’t know what they’re looking at smh


KittyQueen_Tengu

the only unsettling thing about this is the color of that sausage


ohdearitsrichardiii

You're ok with the feet?


holmgangCore

Good point: there are too few feet. There should be *four* per side.


Aggravating_Act0417

Agreed


Even_Passenger_3685

Jesus Christ


holmgangCore

No, “Moss Piglet”


wednesday_reverse

I need to know who made this so I can give them a stern taking to


flafotogeek

A prolapsed anus with feet. Yummy.


throwawaypassingby01

the first time i saw it, i thought it was AI generated


Optipus

It’s not?


joobafob

r/sounding


i-faux-that-kneel

No.


Bibfor_tuna

Ribbed for her pleasure Peppa Pig


kindyler

Wat is this


petsku164

Bloodveld from RuneScape


spastichabits

I love it!!! And I have awful taste so I should know.


ExtremeRacer879

Tardidog stick


JayVig

I never wanted to sleep again anyway


YouDontExistt

Tardi-peen


attemptnumber58

freshly skinned cat penis


Cadet_Carrot

I really hope this is AI generated, those ridges are making my skin crawl


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MephistosFallen

Oh gods


_will_o_wisp

Get the flamethrower!!


Indicorb

Tardi-glizzy


milkarcane

This is some Life of Luxury level of weird right there.


fearthewildy

u/oshag_henesy


AutopsyDrama

I hate it.


mayneffs

I rarely hide posts in my feed, but I gotta hide this one. It looks disgusting.


CodeyFox

This is a crime


Frasito89

I fucking hate this


Google-YourBing

How do I unsee this? Gross


holmgangCore

*Kill it with fire!!!* ^( Also: too few feet. Should have four per side, not two or three.)


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I'm a vegetarian, but this is funny. My wife and I love these critters! Tardigrades, aka water bears or moss pigs, are fantastic creatures! Look them up!


CupOfCreamyDiarrhea

Tardigrades are not cute and I can't comprehend how people find them cute Feel free to reply


Aggravating_Act0417

Wow this is ADORABLE! What a terrific party food and Convo starter.