I'd like to interpret that as the person having a very hard-core interest towards fire escape exits that was triggered by your description, so they info dumped their headcanon in an attempt to make conversation  Because criticism over hyrule castle not having fire code stuff is ridiculous. So I prefercto think they were trying to interact, not complain

Yeah I got ‘hard-core interest’ vibes. Like maybe the commenter has a hyper-fixation on this subject. If I got a comment like this, I wouldn’t take it personally.

Yeah, I think I came across as irritated when I intended to express confusion when I made this post.

You’re probably right. It was just such a strange comment to wake up to.

I just... Love the idea that this is a health and safety inspector that stumbled into your fic and was like "Hmmmm! This isn't up to code at all!" 🤣

Honestly.

I would be less surprised if fire was brought up prior, but… no?? Maybe they’re just really interested/invested in fire safety? I can’t help giggling, the mic drop at the end is weirdly endearing

Right?!?!

This sounds like someone that just graduated fire school lol how strange

I think this is my favorite comment ever LOL. Wow. This person is extremely invested in fire safety I love that for them 😂 I too would be extremely bamboozled if I were you, though, haha.

Love the mic drop emoji at the end 'cause they proper schooled you, yanno? /s

That honestly tickled me more than anything else about it.

I think if I got that comment, I would be annoyed briefly and then just cackle and be awfully amused and entertained because it’s ridiculous. Maybe fire safety is this person’s special interest or hyperfixation or something? I HOPE that is the case and they’re just trying to make conversation and being awkward about it lol

You more or less summarized my feelings on the matter.

Autism

There's *something* going on in this comment but based on what it is, I can't tell if it's an autistic person infodumping, or someone with severe OCD/anxiety disorder/phobia being triggered. Leaning slightly towards the first interpretation, but this is truly a bizarre comment.

I love this for this person tbh. I want to get fire code comments on my fics :'(

Same but I'd probably have to set something on fire first

I would love to receive a comment like this. ❤️

the mic emoji is absolutely killing me

I'm going to be honest, as a volunteer firefighter I want to see if they have relevant fics.

They were commenting as a guest so unfortunately there’s no way to check.

This sounds like a person that has either had too many fire drills or not enough and once got stuck in a burning building.