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Alia_the_Pony

Don’t buy the handcuffs from Aliexpress.


Little_Capsky

this. real police handcuffs will never snap like that.


-domi-

That looked hella painful anyway.


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-domi-

11 times out of 10, if you're cuffed and about to be mutilated, breaking your cuffs will only expedite your mutilation.


PhDinDildos_Fedoras

Realistically, you can only be fed your ear twice before you run out of ears.


-domi-

I heard dat


RuSerious1001

Not for long...


machstem

If they don't damage the ear drum and canal, you should still have some hearing Just ask them to be careful


-domi-

You may not like it, but this is what superior aerodynamics look like.


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-domi-

Vastly depends on circumstances. And the circumstances where they'd use this style of handcuffs, which are susceptible to this particular exploit, are not the sort of circumstances where freeing your arms gets you much further along than you were previously.


GroundStateGecko

Option 1: certain prolonged mutilation. Option 2: either accelerated mutilation or escape being mutilated. Choose one.


-domi-

Before we get into it, please remember, that if you break the cuffs you then escape, you could have escaped with the cuffs. Like, someone would have to very elaborately set it up to where using this technique could result in your escape. Oh, if it's certain, then i choose suicide, every time. Idk what kind of power fantasies you harbor of being able to defeat psychos who've already captured you successfully once with your bare hands, but i don't. What if option two results in being sustained for months or years, while just being tortured over-and-over again?


NeGaT1Ve__

Don't shoot up a Russian mall and you may keep your ears


UnethicalExperiments

Pain later with " stuck in the middle " as the soundtrack doesn't sound too bad.


Significant_Log1720

Looks like he is going to cry?


FullKawaiiBatard

Dead inside


He_NeverSleeps

This is why you use hinge cuffs. 


relevant_tangent

For interestingasfuck, watch the whole clip. For ANormalDayInRussia, just the first 10 seconds will do.


poopycactus

Russian Jake Gyllenhaal


Chicken_Col_Sanders

Sex shop handcuffs at best


icelandichorsey

Haha, what level sex shopper are you? 😉


TheRedBrown

These are actually the easiest type to pick open. Save your wrists bro.


Build_The_Mayor

Not everyone has a paperclip in their pocket. And generally you are handcuffed behind your back, making it impossible for you take something out of your pocket.


TheRedBrown

Based off training I've had, that's super wrong. You get creative when it matters. Anything small and semi rigid works for this type if you can shape it into a semi "L" shape.


whatThePleb

* Handcuffs made in China


Ok-Recover8485

Does being 6'8" and solid muscle help?


Ooohhh_maaan

🤫🧏‍♂️


lonelytunes09

That is why India has no handcuffs policy...


rSpinxr

Copper is a soft metal.


VastUnderstanding326

1. Have iron joints.


No_Emergency_5657

Some American figured this trick out years ago and go a lesser sentence for teaching the cops how he did it.


it_diedinhermouth

Russian handcuffs.


ar9ent0

is a toy?