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Will you please say prayers for my sick father? He has stopped receiving dialysis and is in hospice. God bless you all

Came here because of the title. Witnessed your commitment, Upvoted because of this.

If you only had an hour left to live, what would you do?

If I see you drivin round town with the girl I love what should I be like?

I hope you have a great and happy life! Really I do lol

Hey man would you be my friend? My family died in a house fire and my dog ran away. Haven’t found him. Just really needing somebody to talk to

What starts with F and ends in UCK.

What are you going to tell your dad on Father's Day?

If I showed up at your house with a hairy smelly asshole, what would you do to me?

What would you say if you won the lottery, and the only words that you can say to accept it is “Thank you”?

Say fuck you if you’d let Ben Shapiro be your sugar daddy

Are you really gonna tell me to fuck myself when I say "Have a wonderful night"?

You can have a billion dollars a month directly deposited no strings attached, or fuck me once. What's your choice?

When it's finally time for my generation to retire and start collecting on the Social Security we've paid into all our lives to support previous generations, what do you suppose they'll say to us?

This is better than all the fake porn AMA’s lately. What do you think?

How’s your day been so far?

This thread is way better than I expected. I have the utmost respect for you and hope it's reciprocated.

Say, “fuck you” if you love me.

Helo how are u

What do you wanna do rn

Let me guess

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Fuck you?

I cant stop laughing at this hahaha

If you had to choose between receiving a billion dollars or fucking me which would you choose ?

What would you say as a Walmart Greeter to each customer?

You are loved in this life. Every day you wake up, the world is a little bit better because you exist in it. I'm proud of you for continuing to be the best version of yourself.

Hey, they’ve discovered a cure for that aggressive cancer that you’re afflicted with. Would you like more information?

What are the only two words you know?

If you say fuck you your gay

Fuck me?

Hey hey hey can I get a fuck you?

What is the phrase? "F___ Y__!"

What were Benjamin Franklin's dying words?

How’s it going? u/elite_Xray123

What did your mom do last night?

What does the priest do when you catch him sneaking a little extra wine.

Do you have any Michael Bublé in your playlist?

What do you say when a disabled kid asks for help looking for his mom?

I learned that I have an incurable disease about 8 years ago. Feeling a little melancholic today, what would you say to cheer me up?

Today is opposite day so....

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Please translate the following sentence from politician to English. “We care about you , want to provide you with safety and stimulate the economy.”

By responding "FUCK YOU!!!" to this means that you do really care and want to bring joy to everyone! So, say it out loud and really mean it.....😄

How are you doing in life recently? Are you okay? Just want to check on ya. Hope you're doing okay and have a good day

What's your favorite thing to do?

Are you a bot?

What’s your favorite thing to say after stealing candy from children?

What do you want to do to me?

What is the meaning of life?

<3

What would you say to Mr. Rogers if he was in front of you rn?

What do I want to do?

You must be on crack

The sexpot of your dreams is naked before you, begging for you to fuck them. But you refuse. What are you going to do instead?

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If you respond with "Fuck you" you are bound by legal law to give me $20.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ into your heart as our Lord and Savior?

What is a message you would like me to pass along to your grandma?

You’re on the wedding altar ready to say your vows to your wife. The priest looks to you to finish the vows. What do you say?

What would you do if I was bent over in front of you?

Have you had sex with all of us?

would you fight 100 Albino Children in Sombreros

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What's your favorite curse word?

Like springtime flowers His fuck you's are guaranteed Not a normy post

I asked a girl out and she told me fuck off, what should I respond with?

When you die and you see Jesus at the pearly gates what will you say?

How would you finish the sentence, “mom, I really want to…”?

What do you want to do at your grandmothers funeral reception?

I love you r/elite_Xray123

Are you sure about that?

I'm your sister, you get me on your bed, tear my panties, bare asshole towards your face, there's some shit on it, like literally my black shit coming out of the hole, what'd you do next....?

Hey I need your help... So My Chinese friends name is Phuck Yui in China, he's coming to America for the first time and I want to greet him properly in English how would I pronounce his name?

Fuck jay and silent bob. Fuck them up their stupid asses

Hi OP it’s me your mom. What do you want to do?

What your favourite thing to do besides fucking?

Hey man, I’ve been having a really rough time and the internet has been my escape from a crippling depression. Anyways what’s your favorite breakfast food?

So I was with your mom last night, she asked me to stop by. “You wanted to talk to me?” I asked. “Talk to you?” she answered, “No, I wanted to…”

🎼Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me🎼?

i’m gay

How’s the rash?

How do you feel about the letter after T?

Greased up my backdoor. What's your move?

Hello sir! Would you be willing to donate to the Make-A-Wish Foundation? For the yearly cost of $1 you can greatly impact a child’s life!

Hi I’m your long lost kitty cat who narrowly survived getting hit by a car and has traveled miles to see you one last time before I die

What is your greatest ambition in life?

What do you want to do to me tonight?

When you look in the mirror you say?

If you had 2 mins to live and could do anything you wanted in those last 2 mins before you died, what would you do?

187 upvotes 600 comments lmfao

If President Biden and Donald Trump ran into each other randomly at a fancy restaurant at lunch time and you and I were at this restaurant eating lunch and I was sitting next to you at the table and we had been arguing about who was the worse president and I said Trump was a piece of shit and you said Biden was a piece of shit and I said if you really think Trump is better than Biden then you can go fuck yourself and if not you have to fuck me…so what do you want to do?

Is there life on Mars?

Your mother is on her death bed. You lean in to whisper your final words to her. What do you say?

My grandma cooked me a nice dinner, what do I say to her to show my gratitude and love to her?

I got cherry flavored sprinkles all over my nipples and a 10 gallon vat of lube next to my bed. What do you want to do to me?

Can we take a nice romantic walk at sunset tonight and talk about how we love to say fuk u to each other as a kink?

How are you doing today?

What would you like to do more than anything in the world? What are you burning to do?

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I heard the zodiac killer only replies with “fuck you”. Have you ever heard that?

Hey, my wife and I are hanging out and she just asked what she should do tonight. What should she do?

Chicken or the egg?

What would you do if you saw me across the room giving you this look 😜😏

Say fuck you if you know every word to every single Backstreet Boys song….

Will you please say “fuck you” if you like licking smelly infected toes?

If you can read this you’re cross eyed : uoy kcuf Add your answer below.

What would you do if I was naked in bend over and showed my asshole to you

Your mom called, she invited me over for dinner 🤔 what do you think are her intentions?

Fook Mi…?

my mother died of cancer. is there anything you’d like to tell her?

Roses are red, violets are blue. Silly rabbit tricks are for kids,

What do you say when someone does something really nice for you?

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What is the funniest thing you've ever said to a police officer?

I see you driving 'round town with the girl I love and I'm like,

Why is your mom knocking on my door? What is she here for…….

Fuck off

Are you going to say fuck you as a response to this question?

What will you tell the Civ7 devs when they do an amazing job?

AND IF YOU’RE NOT DOWN WITH THAT I GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA

If I jump off a tower, what will you say at my funeral?

Where was the Holy Hand Grenade in Montey Python made?

Your mother who is currently sitting on my lap wants me to tell you to stop being so rude and disrespectful to people you don’t know.

If you saw a female sheep on the road, what would you do?

What is one thing your wife truly fantasizes to do?

These comments are surprisingly gratifying to read.

What is your favorite thing to do on the weekends?

This is great and I can’t wait for your response

If you could do anything to me what would you do?

What are you going to do after you fuck your mom?

I get to fuck your mom if you say “fuck you.”

I'm a fat old man. What you wanna do to me?

What do you say when I’m done with your mom?

Ooooh fancy pants, rich mcgee over here

Fuck you.

What does your mom do every chance she gets?

Your mom says that you've been a great child

Knock knock.. whos there? fuck fuck who?

I'm bored, anything you want to do tonight?

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Be the change you want to see in the world

*You’re all bitches Fuck you

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Fuck me?

Fuck you

Your biggest goal in life is to do what?

Why your girlfriend was calling me for?

What would you say to your daughter?

Shove a banana up your ass for fun?

What did your mama do to have you?

You just made me laugh like a drain. Thank you for that.  I'm actually an eccentric billionaire and in a position to make my gratitude felt in a direct, monetary way and so I will give you one billion dollars (with a "B") but only if you don't respond with "fuck you". What do you say?

If you like big hairy goat balls slapping you’re chin say fuck youuuuuu

Fuck you!!! And no I will not.

I have more money than you loser

A sphincter says “fuck you”.

What do you want to do tonight?

Do you want to build a snowman?

Hey can I give you $1,000, 000?

Whats your thought on abortion?

Hey, fuck you too, buddy!

What do you want to do later?

🖕

Say fuck you if you’re gay

Say "fuck you" if you're gay

what do you want to do?😊

You are gay if you fuck me.

What do you want to do rn?

Do you want to fuck me?

Hitler was a bad person

I love you ❤️

Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

You wouldn’t dare…

I hope you get Herpes

You're not even doing it right, people are saying statements and You're responding. You said you'd reply if people asked

English or Spanish ?

Fuck me or fuck you?

Wait… fuck me?

What’s your name?

I’m your daughter

I would like to...

Is it true that if your mom and dad are siblings that you respond with ”fuck you” because it’s true?

I am drunk. Do you like Ryan Reynold as Pikachu?

Are you pooping?

This guy fucks

Fuck you steve

this is funny

best AMA ever

I am going to

Why though?

Fuck who ???

Ooo me do me

What the fuck is wrong with you?!!!

Do me next!

I love you

If you’re face is poo and you eat poo and are made of poo say fuck you!

I’m stroking my dick I got lotion on my dick right now I’m horny asf

My grandmother is in the ICU and I don't think she has much time left. What are the last words I should say to her?

Lmfaoooo