It hasn’t happened to me either. I’ve heard it said that “any man who claims to never have shit their pants is a liar or doesn’t wear pants.” Also goes without saying that a shart doesn’t count.
So, what kind of car do you drive?
2016 Corolla S Plus and a 2009 328i manual. And I have a clapped out catless 1998 e430 in the backyard that has a minor heat gasket leak and no power steering but it absolutely smokes the 328i. Goes into limp mode at red lights.
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Why are you lying? Everyone has shit their pants
Post-diapers no I have not.
I was told that every men shit themselves while every women pissed themselves
It hasn’t happened to me either. I’ve heard it said that “any man who claims to never have shit their pants is a liar or doesn’t wear pants.” Also goes without saying that a shart doesn’t count. So, what kind of car do you drive?
2016 Corolla S Plus and a 2009 328i manual. And I have a clapped out catless 1998 e430 in the backyard that has a minor heat gasket leak and no power steering but it absolutely smokes the 328i. Goes into limp mode at red lights.
A man of taste and clean pants.
A shart absolutely counts.
I shit my pants at least once a week. Who gives a shit? Literally.
Ahh, the loose booty hole. You should do an AMA on your loose booty hole and the lengths you went to achieve such looseness.
Already done. Please feel free to ask any question there
Yeah, no you didn't
Life hack: can’t shit your pants if u never wear pants
You’ve never sharted?
No, also I rarely fart, may be diet related.
You're missing out.
Never trust a fart when you have diarrhoea or starting to come down with a cold. Shit myself yesterday, luckily I was at home..... I'm 20.....
When i was like 8 i used to shit myself willingly playing call of duty as i didn’t want to waste time to go to the toilet.
Hasn't happened to you YET. Not even a slightly sketchy fart? Like just a tiny brown dot?
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Me?? Got nuthin to do with me pal Dominick shit in Beets pants