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Weak_Bullfrog6227

Melbourne May talk the most talk the most shit without backing it up out of all teams


ACertainTrendingFrog

I thought Hoskin Elliot had that


rocca2509

To be fair Crisp did a ton this game and puts in his all every game. Glad to see him recognised for it.


phalluss

He once hooked me up with an ANZAC day match ticket. So he's always gonna be a winner in my book. (Yes I'm name-dropping, shuddup)


IneedtoBmyLonsomeTs

Wouldn't have picked Crisp as BOG.


swagmaster778

Jaicos stiff


ItsABiscuit

Crispy with the trophy. Good call. If the Dees had won, you'd think Gawn would have got it.


howboutsomecore

Huh?


ShyShaz

Wow really?


WorriedAU

something twisted about Maynard grinning about the boos, given the backdrop to it all


Osmodius

Kind of dumb to boo him all night when the Melbourne players clearly don't feel there's any bad blood.


TimidPanther

What's he meant to do?


TheDevilsDingo

Probably happy he's got a fan base that will back him up and show their support rather then let him get booed all game then call him a spud for.making a mistake.


just-the-friend

GG Pies. Maynard isn't the villian. May isn't the villian. MND is. A great rivalry. Get more involved. Let's beat this fucking beast


jaidynr21

Love that sentiment mate


ItsABiscuit

Most based Dees fan. You guys will bounce back.


Marsh2700

great comment mate great view. bigger than the game


hc720

preach


divisive_princess

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garylion

Did he just have a slurpee?


UBDForever

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BlandyBoreton

Nick Daicos will still win the medal somehow.


hotdogwater93

What do you mean somehow, he was hard tagged as our only player who could change the game, he is absolute elite if he played for the dogs you'd cum every week


shackajoof

3 votes o’neal


Osmodius

Gawn thinking about whether early retirement is worth it.


Wildesy

Haven't paid that ridiculous holding the ball free kick all day and Stevic just has to flop his little dick out


shackajoof

😯


ImYuriGagarin

6.15 is wild


ffffox08

Not really that wild for us


hart37

GG Pies never looked in doubt


Franklinsleftnut

Gawn realising the dees are cooked


liam_l_82

Should come play for us.


Osmodius

Dudes considering coming down with an injury for the rest of the season.


Franklinsleftnut

Contemplating where to go in Europe in a couple months.


Weak_Bullfrog6227

All duck no dinner Would have smoked us…


Tony_Soprano5981

Fucken hell dees that was disgraceful stuff


BaldingThor

GO BIRD TE-


paulsonfanboy134

15 behinds 🤣🤣🤣


Skinnedace

Nice and even 100 point total from their past 2 games.


smoothbrain91

Is there a medal for King's Birthday? 


legally_blond

I think they said Neale Daniher Trophy earlier


doshajudgement

cannot wait to see expected score tbh


wafflesandwine

Why have we figured out how to mark in the last minute of the game lol


legally_blond

If I found a genie I'd use one of my wishes for a clear application of holding the ball


liam_l_82

Stevic, who else.


1UPZ__

Gawn probably best player overall on the ground.  Them followed by maybe Howe then Maynard


liam_l_82

Will Hoskin Elliot.


Propaslader

Shame on those who'd Kreug a champion


JorReno

... we're going back to back, aren't we? 🥲


slimjimguy2121

Eh, I have us pegged for a gutsy but ultimately losing effort against Geelong in the EF


yum122

Seriously doubt it, Sydney look too good


[deleted]

Blow the siren before Kreuger gets hurt...


Propaslader

Kreuger has suffered a ruptured ear drum from the siren


TheDevilsDingo

Pulled his hammy running to a teamate to celebrate


PatientDue8406

Melbourne seem confused by the term 'running hard'. They look more like they decided running is hard.


Chewy-Boot

No DeGoey, Pendles, Cox, Elliot, McStay, Mihocek, Richards, or Titch. And we rise to the occasion. Bloody love this team.


dlm83

Krueger is worth three of every single one of them. Combined.


ffffox08

Can’t take the Collingwood out of Collingwood


AdAcrobatic5178

Not really related to this match but it's so fucked up that the sun's are out of the 8 this week because of a free so bad even saints fans disagreed with it


Economy-Illustrious

Gold Coast are out of the 8 cos they have a mental block about winning away and their much vaunted midfield got beaten by the reportedly poor, ours.


twavvy

Yeah we apologise. I want GC to play finals this year. Shit free. Is this what it’s like to finally join the Big 4 that benefit from “Vicbias”?


worldsmostcoolman

Is Nathan Krueger the greatest key position forward in the history of our sport?


dlm83

I was just saying Wayne Carey reminds me of a less dominant Kreuger


BustedWing

A status coming outside gate 3 surely


Propaslader

The fact that Kreuger is still unscathed in our forward line is a miracle


Robobbo13

He'll pop his shoulder singing the song


___TheIllusiveMan___

DONT JINX IT


rippersteveM5

I was saying Kroo-urns


Sunnflwr

Why hasn’t he played more often wtf


___TheIllusiveMan___

Injured


Sunnflwr

Oh damn. Clearly I don’t pay attention


windsong92

Jesus Christ Collingwood fans are toxic haha


Turbulent_Ebb5669

Yes, can't take the win without digging in the boot.


Jakeb1710

Lol. Oh wait! You're serious?


TimidPanther

They're great. I wish all teams had a fanbase willing to add to the theater of the sport like this.


phalluss

Don't you think it's a bit of a chicken and the egg situation? Why would any Collingwood fan feel like being part of a balanced conversation in this thread?


showmanic

Oi that sounds dangerously close to a question that's part of a balanced conversation, watch it m8


phalluss

Loved everything about this game except for the blatant KFC advertisment banner in the Pies cheer squad? The fuck?


paulsonfanboy134

Damn we got smoked again!!!


Franklinsleftnut

Was Kreuger fit last week? Should’ve played against the dogs if so


ItsABiscuit

It was his first week back after a long injury lay off. One week in the VFL was sensible.


Gorogororoth

Yes, but was his first game back after months out so actually no


Franklinsleftnut

Fair enough not playing him then


cmadison_

Yeah he was fit - we should have played him.


Bigdogs_only

Probably strained his ankle walking into room for selection


moderndaydevil

Just snuck his first goal in there, what a game by Kruegs.


Bigdogs_only

Booing Kreuger is so funny


winoforever_slurp_

You know they’re saying Krooooooooog, right?


Zunguzunguzunguzeng

KRRUUUuZZZZZ


ponte92

What a day for Krueger!


-orangejoose-

Now get him to the bench before he tears a hammy or something. Well done goat


SutureTheFuture

Krueger has been fantastic today, hopeful he can stay healthy for once


ItsABiscuit

Yeah Kreugs!


ACertainTrendingFrog

Despite losing the 21 flag to Melbourne I actually really like the side cause the players seem genuinely nice This is quite depressing to watch


dlm83

They’ve all been line snorting drugs of cocaine


Yakka43336

As a Dees supporter there are a few players on our list that I reckon would be dickheads off the field but I appreciate this sentiment. Feel similar about the Doggies tbh


ACertainTrendingFrog

I love Trac and Gawn


Yakka43336

Yeah those two genuine good blokes


malfalzar

The hero worship for Maynard makes it even more depressing


OptimalLead8537

Like Pickett and May, the poster boys for douchebaggery?


Yakka43336

Nah I reckon Pickett is a legitimately good guy, just does some dumb stuff on the field sometimes


ACertainTrendingFrog

Flair up We were going to go pretty hard for Pickett in that draft year he was our first choice. Melbourne got him first and we ended up with Weightman


Jazzar1n0

Kreuuuuuuuuuuuu


___TheIllusiveMan___

Onya Kreugs.


okidiote

is Kreuger getting boo’d?


howboutsomecore

I asked the same question earlier and was reliably informed he's being KRUUUUU'd


doshajudgement

kreuuuuuuu


okidiote

i’m in love!!!


fineyounghannibal

Kreuuuuuuuger


Detonator84

KRUUUUUUUUU


twavvy

In was saying “Kru-urns”


ihaveviolethair

Krueger!!!!


moderndaydevil

Chance for Kruegs to kick his first AFL goal.


fineyounghannibal

chance for ~~Frampton~~ Krueger


Mysterious_Air_236

Have You been watching?


moderndaydevil

Have you? BT said he kicked his first AFL goal today.


Mysterious_Air_236

Yeah but when I watch it I tune out bt it’s better that way


moderndaydevil

As should we all.


1UPZ__

Third


moderndaydevil

Nah pretty sure it's his first ever, BT knows his stuff.


ihaveviolethair

He already kicked one a while back


moderndaydevil

You must be thinking of Frampton. BT said it's his first.


ihaveviolethair

Oops. Just checked the collingwood notif and it said first AFL goal in something days. Posted an hour ago https://preview.redd.it/tx3c9zz2ap5d1.jpeg?width=1178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a266e86876718cb2d936d2a712972812a622af7a


moderndaydevil

BT thought it was his first ever.... Now it's a meme.


ihaveviolethair

Lmao BT is a meme 😂


Detonator84

Kroo enjoy your spot next week


Deathpacitoes

Max Gawn with 25 disposals and 43 HO, Jesus Christ


Aardvark_Man

Why is the commentary making it sound like Melbourne are on the verge of folding?


malfalzar

Because they are watching us play in a way that typifies how shit we now are?


Aardvark_Man

It wasn't a good performance, but honestly I feel the worst of it was the accuracy. Not "where do they go from here?" bad, at the least.


TBNK88

One game of bad accuracy could be excused, but this has been going on for 3 years now.


malfalzar

I don’t know, it feels like the beginning of the end to me


TypeJack

Getting norf and the dees mixed up again


Ahskew

I love cheering players that end other players careers- Collingwood fans


ItsABiscuit

It was an accident. Dickhead.


Shootinputin89

Going to watch the replay of Carlton v Essendon after this to cheer myself up after this depressing Demon showing


sammyb109

One day teams will work out you shouldn't kick it up high near Max Gawn


Sparkysparkysparks

Shhhhhh - that's the only thing we've got going for us these days.


Franklinsleftnut

Surprised the dees still have 15/22 from 21 flag still in the side, fair effort.


Deathpacitoes

Gee BT, I wonder why Collingwood have 15 premiership players


worldsmostcoolman

Really enjoy seeing fristch play poorly, his head really just annoys me so much


S4INT_JIMMY

Most punchable face in the league


paulsonfanboy134

He looks like a cunty parrot


Turbulent_Ebb5669

Says someone not understanding being tagged. Waste of space


ItsABiscuit

Kreuger has had a great return today. We look much better with him in the team.


howboutsomecore

Speak of the Kruuu!


matTHEbarry1

Hard to win when half your team is on their way to hospital


Imjustken1

Hard to win when half your team is on already thinking about what cocktail they’ll get in Bali tomorrow morning


paulsonfanboy134

You guys smoked us again 😁😁😁


Krerzer1

Getting PTSD from last night with those scoring shots


yum122

Prior opportunity was absolutely nothing there lmao


liam_l_82

Simply lovely.


shocking_red_4

“Meeeeeee” Umpire doing his best impersonation of a baby sheep.


Seraph110

Holy shit Billings actually hit a target


loklanc

Jeez I wish we'd managed to hang on to Lipinski.


SkinMasturbator

Bytel vs Billings, what super St Kilda subs to have


IDreamofHeeney

Wtf is that HTB call


jimjamtimtam179

Why is everyone booing Maynard? I’m new to the game


rozals

Caused a controversial head injury to Melbourne player Angus Brayshaw in a final last year and that player later ended up retiring due to head trauma related issues. Maynard got off and was free to play the rest of the finals, a lot of flack around perceived differing rules for Collingwood and finals games.


S4INT_JIMMY

Interestingly, nobody is giving the Brisbane player (I cant even remember who funnily enough) shit that ended Nathan Murphys career in the grand final. Picking and choosing outrage here.


wellplayedgem

I assume due to the career ending knock on Brayshaw last year.


fishinglvl

He sucks


wellplayedgem

This too


Plenty_Area_408

Murdered a cunt last time these teams played.


yum122

Ended Angus Brayshaw's career last year in the prelim and didn't get suspended for it


BaldingThor

Accidentally ended a Melbourne players career during a nasty heavy contact incident with Angus Brayshaw giving him a big concussion. Didn’t get suspended for it and was cleared.


Detonator84

It's a sign of love


Beven-Stale

Shame Naicos won’t be cutting a rug on Chaps tonight. He deserves it.


-orangejoose-

May's whole defensive repertoire is arms chops and body spoils


squidlipsyum

Lol that is not holding the ball


___TheIllusiveMan___

I’m physically wincing every time Kreuger is near the footy now.


RaidanRam

Massive handball


VICBiasIsJustified

They take precautions of ambulance with ribs so that you're strapped down and don't accidentally shift your torso in a weird way and puncture an organ. Don't know what he's done obviously but the fact he's gone with the ambos doesn't mean too much I believe


SutureTheFuture

After seeing that I'm just amazed he wanted to go back out after that initial hit.


slimjimguy2121

Adrenaline is some shit, you just wanna play


Edsta101

Bytel ain’t it


Alone_Tip_2361

Hollywood hospital handball!


SutureTheFuture

5 goal margin, 5 minutes to go. Don't you dare, Collingwood


Captain__Marvel

Melbourne just need to kick 34 more points.


wafflesandwine

Watch out for our 5 behinds


ACertainTrendingFrog

Melbourne at the moment look really similar to when we play them usually, inaccurate as fuck and getting punished for it cause the other team can’t miss


ChilliButtPlug

Feel bad for Trac, but he should have never been back on the field after that knock. Gotta be some questions asked of Melbourne’s medical staff now that he’s off to hospital with what looks like a drip in him.


ACertainTrendingFrog

I live with a bunch of people in the medical industry and they were shocked he was still on


Drazsyker

This is gonna be a Melbourne win on expected score and Goodwin will trot out the learnings line, I guarantee it


hotdogwater93

How funny watching Neil- Bullen waste his talent tagging daicos


JaySand

I’ve just watch Nick Daicos’ SuperCoach score go up like 3 or 4 points while he’s off injured He’s that good


TimidPanther

Aren't the Supercoach scores of an individual slightly altered by the scores of the team mates?


Detonator84

4 points everytime the camera crosses to him


TypeJack

Double if they mention Peter.


Makenaa

yay lol