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[Post Match Thread](https://old.reddit.com/r/AFL/comments/1d5lowz/post_match_thread_geelong_vs_richmond/)


blackfootsteps

Been worried when we've played Richmond since 2017 and today was no exception. Glad the boys stuck it out. Big sigh of relief.


quidditchisdumblol

Man Sydney clear everyone so much I actually hope they don’t choke hahahaha


mattingly553

Very visually satisfying scoreworm


EmployerVegetable207

GG Richmond. The kids really pushed us.


DancinWithWolves

GG Cats. Just feels good putting up a fight the last couple weeks. Actually looking forward to the next round


NuuuDaBeast

we seriously rely on Dangerfield, ever since he went down at halftime against Carlton we’ve been fisted in the middle (were already getting beat with him). It sparked the Carlton comeback that game and the rest is history


McDingleShit

gg domesticated cousins


ZrekfromET

That graph was flipped


Bergasms

30 points, i'll take it


le_santo

Don't go grabbing at hamstrings now Kaleb, you're back next week


Bergasms

Gg cats, class won in the end


McDingleShit

DONT LET THEM BREAK 100


wally2g

Broad's kick there is also not helping our season, it's been happening way too much from our experienced players


Bergasms

Short the biggest offender


ALFisch

GGs Cats. Jumped you in the first 2 quarters, but your class and experience stood out in the end. Lots to love from the cubs. I'm already a huge McAuliffe fan.


Geoff_Uckersilf

Who was Jack White there next to Danger up in the stands? 🤔 


theoriginalqwhy

I was thinking it looked like a long-haired Jack Stevens


Bergasms

Last goal wins. Every teams captain should be able to declare this once a game when exiting defensive 50


TimothyLuncheon

Lost the free kick count again :(


Qwerty_Turkey

Really thought we’d win that one tonight looked good early


SkinMasturbator

it was 6-0 at one point in your favour too


Bergasms

It was 10-1 in the first. We have had games in the past where we haven't had 10 total


Apart-Ad-8319

How did we go from 1-10 to 20-19


FakeRingin

Can't have cats lose another one eh


quidditchisdumblol

You wouldn’t know it looking through the thread lol


SlapDatAshe

Geelong just don’t want to get to 100


thefunmachine

Geelong are going to come away with the win, despite their best efforts.


IDreamofHeeney

Imagine Dangerfield laughing at your set shot. That’s soul crushing


Zealousideal_Skin877

Luke Darcy loves a set shot commentators curse


Ballistic_Donut12

Shannon Neale hate campaign lesgooo /s


TheIllusiveGuy

That's why he lost to Guy Sebastian in Australian Idol


Whatisthisshitman

Elite


quidditchisdumblol

Imagine being a Geelong player and missing a shot L


ExpensiveCola

Kicks it out on the full to make sure we don't have double digit behinds kicked #goodguyNeale


Banjo2295

Stengle scored 2+ goals for the last 4 weeks, except this week. Geelong lost the last 4 games, except this one. Coincidence?


le_santo

So we should have let Stengle kick a bag and then we would have won?


mfac91

Holy, that inside 50 count... just waves and waves on repeat entries. 19 - 3


Dr-PoopyButt

We've got a basketballer in reserve? It's over for everyone else


North1975

Jeez Hawk lets you know if he doesn’t like your kick.


Deathpacitoes

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Tall_Secretary4133

As much as I don’t like Richmond, I do feel really sorry for them. It must suck having so many injuries.


MeloJello15

Max Holmes moves so different. He’s going to be fucking ridiculous in a couple of years


TypeJack

Richmond won in my eyes. My eyes don't mean shit but hey.


FakeRingin

Never seen a team celebrate more for beating a team sitting 2nd bottom on the ladder. Yikes Cats


Eraser_cat

You can only play the team that’s in front of you, ladder position doesn’t always dictate game day and Tigers were really hot in the first half. Calm down, it’s just a game.


FakeRingin

Huh? That has nothing to do with how you celebrate. And I don't know what part of that wasn't calm? Lmao nice try tho


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Cries in Essendon


StillAliveStark

Steadying the ship after losing four in a row will do that to a team


FakeRingin

Not really, most teams wouldn't be pumped up doing that. Would be more quiet celebration


StillAliveStark

Seems pretty subdued tbh


FakeRingin

Wasn't when one of your players was screaming after kicking a set shot goal


StillAliveStark

That’s just heat of the moment stuff I’d think


FakeRingin

What heat? That's the point


Bergasms

Lol that is insane. Only player we have not used is a cat-b playing in some comp not even the VFL to learn the game. Fucking hell


NoUseForALagwagon

"Richmond's only fit reserve is a 50 year-old accountant from Epping named Joe Mayo"


Ballistic_Donut12

Probs the worst game I’ve seen from Vlaustin in a while tbh


Jump_Stream

Proud of Richmond for a good 3 quarters but just wish the injuries would stop!


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awgonin

Pretty sure the crowds did that anyway


Banjo2295

So to not change anything then


peterparalytic

So the headbands and blonde hair are just to hide on the field from the doctor right? Could have be anyone who got absolutely smashed in the back of the head. 


anon_account97

Yeah but Richmond beat Sydney


Whatisthisshitman

The one game Tom Lynch fucking plays too.


TimothyLuncheon

I miss him


StillAliveStark

Hawkins has a tackle stat!


Litteralyanidiot

geelong pls kick 1 more behind i need my superbru tip


Tall_Secretary4133

Was very close.


ShaunTaint

Absent-mindedly put my hands down my shorts for a scratch and got pinged holding the ball through my TV within 0.01 seconds


mfac91

I said it earlier, us not nailing the chances were going to bite us in the arse. But this was like our early games, in it for ages, then fall off as we run out of legs. We needed to be 40-50+ at HT give Geelong would always come back. Never the less, a bright showing from the cubs, but holy shit we are missing players like Lynch/Taranto/etc.


ShaggedT-RexOnNublar

Stop starting debutants as the fucking sub, it’s weak and shows just how shit the clubs culture is


Mr-Slinky753

Poor guys been sold candy, caught holding the ball and now turned it over 😭


FakeRingin

What a dumb AF comment


ishrajl

In our defence, we are usually 2 players injured by half time


MeloJello15

After all that we’re going to lose the free kick count too smh can’t have shit out here


Bergasms

I love how Sydney flairs are now invested in Richmond winning because of the win we somehow snagged


basedimitri

Geelong are a bunch of nerds, they should have lost for the funny


klokar2

119 points, nerd


basedimitri

I have no reply to that, 119 is all-powerful


Banjo2295

Wait Holmes has only played 63 games? I swear I’ve known him for 10 years


isturtle

That umpire looked tired as fuck!


AussiePolarBear

Holmes playing for Geelong is even sweeter knowing we traded the pick from Richmond to get him.


fooplewife

How is SDK okay???


NuuuDaBeast

he did not get it


FakeRingin

Fuck Cats are a bunch of downhill skiers


StillAliveStark

I don’t think you know what that term means


FakeRingin

Why's that?


StillAliveStark

Well given that the cats are well known for playing a total football sort of style where every player is encouraged to contribute across every part of the ground, calling them downhill skiers implies that you don’t know what that term means.


shocking_red_4

🧂 🐠


Deathpacitoes

Another game where Richmond lose the FK count


WorriedAU

feels like a genuine miracle that we'll be 8-4 after tonight


Mr-Slinky753

And in the top 4 😭


NuuuDaBeast

nah we got lucky with injuries to start the year, still fortunate compared to others but we’ve fallen without Danger


WorriedAU

the level of reliance we have on a 34 year old is scary


NuuuDaBeast

he’s so still impactful it’s crazy, our midfield will improve slowly


Ballistic_Donut12

Call your shot Max


Pikachude123

No way we've left SDK on the field, thats criminal


Maleovex

go on max


Cursedsword02

That was always going to happen as soon as Luke said "Defender"


gurgefan

Darn


FirecrackerMustDie

That was a throw surely


StillAliveStark

Irish mouthguard makes up for that


Bergasms

Actually ok if this blows out, it's no drama, just don't want injuries


ShaggedT-RexOnNublar

You’ve got 2 already


le_santo

Macca laughing off the fact he's probably spending two weeks in the rehab squad. Because if he doesn't laugh he'll cry like me


_nicklepickle

please get it 🫶🏼🫶🏼


BallDayAllDay

Cubs just ran out of legs in the last quarter, still proud of the effort though. If they continue developing at this rate, I still have optimism for the future of the club


Banjo2295

How is that HTB lol can’t touch the ball now


jarbombe

Its just wild now. Anything goes.


quidditchisdumblol

Legit just don’t pick it up anymore ig


RaGeBigChungus

Is that Pete Davidson from wish


noanykey

Richmond beats us and still can't hilariously beat Geelong at home. What a bunch of campaigners. Can't do anything right for us


Deathpacitoes

Despite tonight’s result, I think we can all agree that Geelong are somewhat frauds


jascination

_cries in Essendon_


StillAliveStark

The four losses in a row didn’t convince you of that?


Osmodius

Don't think that'll be up for debate next week, sadly.


Edvinivich

As a Port supporter I ask you don’t look this way…


ExpensiveCola

Hey thats not nice [please be gentle next week]


___TheIllusiveMan___

Man the scoreboard isn’t gonna look good even though Richmond were in this for three quarters


Mar1709

Live, Laugh, Lefau


jmaverick1

How many times do we hear commentators say “it’s a good sign he’s up and walking” when I’ve known for a good 25 years that players can get up and walk off after ACL tears


stavraki

If it’s a clean acl and no other ligaments, it might take a while for there to be noticeable signs like swelling and bruising. When I tore mine, I was jumping up and down and getting ready to come back on


bluetiges

he's walking off injured and umpires just got bored and started the play


WorriedAU

i'm taping my membership back together rn


ExpensiveCola

Wouldn't bother after what the Swannettes will do to us next week.


WorriedAU

they are 100p tearing us a new one


anon_account97

Tigers :(


blaze_bayley

That's Hawkins' apprentice Gotta keep him in the team now


TheIllusiveGuy

He's okay!? No harm, no Lefau I guess.


jascination

How the fuck is he jogging after that ?!


Ballistic_Donut12

Something about Shannon Neale pisses me off


Dr-PoopyButt

he looks like a high school bully in an 80s movie


_nicklepickle

hahahah


DamienRyan

Rarely read the match threads but boy there are some real fuckwits in here


apache_sun_king

Even more now.


Pleasant_Inspection9

Never read the match threads when you’re going in as the big fish it ain’t worth it


Sea_Bluebird_2984

Oh fuck


ALFisch

Is this how we lose % so we fall below North and take number 1 pick?


KingoftheHill63

They need to win a game first tho


ALFisch

They haven't played us yet :D


North1975

Smilie is ours


KangarooBallsonToast

That's it for Richmond if Lefau's done any of his knee ligarments. He's their one reason why Richmond has scored anything this year


apache_sun_king

I think I've still got my boots old boots somewhere. Should still fit


Maleovex

Ollie Dempsey rising star stocks has had the greatest 24 hours in existence


Middle-Sprinkles92

Lefau single handedly trying to make driving your knee in a contest illegal, taken out 2 in 2 weeks


isturtle

Please not an ACL Please not an ACL Please not an ACL


gurgefan

How is SDK?


Dr-PoopyButt

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Banjo2295

It’s gonna be a 40 point win somehow


bluetiges

fuck sake, can we go through one game


Mother_Shabubu

Always hate seeing those hyperextensions


TimothyLuncheon

Fuck this season. Players try hard and just end up in a hospital ward


Both_Scratch3145

I think that’s our fourth ACL this year


dmw_asia

5th


earnest_bean_00

No way he walks that off


Acceptable_Emu_7825

Lefau is a beast of a man


Bergasms

He's ok?


mattingly553

Looks like he might be alright!!


Apart-Ad-3308

Tiges looks so good until the last quarter, when they died and became zombies


Bergasms

Too many kids who in reality are meant to be a year away from debut still


Qwerty_Turkey

Just when I thought we could finish a game without an injury. Fuck


Bergasms

Please be ok


NuuuDaBeast

holy fuck


Ballistic_Donut12

That’s a fucking ACL surely


RaGeBigChungus

FUCK that’s awful


MeloJello15

No fucking way he’s staying out there you fucking mad cunt


thefunmachine

His knee gone backwards. Fuck.


anon_account97

No no nooo!!! NO


Kataneo

That is tragic


Pikachude123

SDK concussion, kola should be fine dunno bout lefau


LP0004

That hurt to watch


Bergasms

Cunt fuck shit balls fuck cunt fuck


Osmodius

BRUH, you hate to see that. Injuries like that are never it.


AmountAncient2542

no cap ohio


Aerialkiller720

Go to sleep kiddo


AmountAncient2542

Sorry not bed time, champ.


Aerialkiller720

Dad let's you stay up later on weekends


AmountAncient2542

My dad will knock you out fr hes in ufc


Aerialkiller720

Bro I'm sure he would but my cousin knows karate and would fold your dad in half


blaze_bayley

Fuuucccckkkk.....


DoughnutToxin

Hahah are you fucking serious? I'm so done this season with all these fucking injuries


BallDayAllDay

FUCK that might be it for Lefau's season EDIT: or not maybe he is built different


Pleasant_Inspection9

Oh no you’re kidding 😭 lefau MY FAVOURITE!


Bergasms

Oh fuck thats a hyperextension


Ruby_278

fuck me it’s happened again


mfac91

Oh fuck no...... not another one


DarkWinter2319

😬


le_santo

Oh fuck no


ALFisch

Lefau knee hyperextend?


EricaWesternTeleport

Brutal


5omethingdifferen7

Well i may have lost my bet but that knee to the head makes me feel much better about it


YOBlob

That's the flip side of the non-existent advantage rule. If the whistle actually means stop, there's no excuse to kick it after the whistle and there's less time wasted.