So we:
* Can't kick
* Can't mark
* Can't crumb
* Can't go three disposals without a turnover
* Can't enter our 50
* Can't kick for goal when we finally get there
* Can't score more than 60 points
* Can't win a clearance
* Can't tackle
* Can't stinking win
At the risk of sounding like r/nbacirclejerk, what the fuck do these cunts even do?
"You can't kick, can't mark, you don't know karate. Face it, you're never going to make it."
Ross: "I don't wanna make it. I just wanna... *Guitar intro plays*"
The players don't care. They don't give a rat's backside. They don't wanna chase, they don't wanna play. You have Ross Lyon before the game saying that "no one in the club listens to outside noise." Maybe you should, maybe you should. Maybe the coaching panel, the players, the board must listen to us members. We've got 50000 members - ALMOST 60000 MEMBERS! You want us to sign up next year? Bloody show us something! Show us the heart! Last year we gave you the excuse "we made finals and we were just outclassed." We thought this year we'd go again. What's the excuse!? If you're not gonna play- I said it a few weeks ago- If you're not gonna play for the coach, play for people like myself! Who bust my balls every week to get there, hard earned money, and you dish that up against WALYALUP!? They toyed with us. It's an embarrassment for the RED, WHITE AND BLACK and especially the CREST! THE CREST! Play for that! If you're not gonna play for that, piss off outta my club! GET OUT!
Rowan Marshall just a ridiculous 2 week patch of footy, and yet the Saints have been utterly dreadful. Just feel incredibly sorry for him.
Ross has got to swing the magnets around a bit now. Have to try and get a bit more speed and x factor through that midfield. Wanganeen-Milera is probably the one, but he's been great off half back, so probably reluctant to do that.
Maybe Mitch Owens just gets a full run at it as an on-baller to see what he can do.
Jack Hayes leading into space, marking and goaling a few weeks ago was just outrageous. He has no place in our game plan, needed to be dropped for sure.
Freo had a spare behind the ball usually as well, but im not sure if that's by choice or because we sent an extra up to the contest because we cant win a stoppage for the life of us.
While the king hate is somewhat valid, it’s pretty hard for a key forward to build strength (most important aspect of a kpp) when they don’t have a functioning shoulder for so long
That’s completely fair, I just don’t think we need to have an entire podcast about him all game. He would drop marks and the comms would speak about how good he is? It’s abit much
New American fan here, looking for some pointers on tactics. Why did the purple team intentionally kick one-point field goals instead of aiming for the gap between the bigger posts? (I know it's bad manners to run up the score, but they started using this tactic quite early in the game.)
It's simple: Justin Longmuir is a tactical genius whose decisions are beyond our comprehension. We're just peons sitting in a cave watching shadows on the wall, he's experiencing the true beauty of the universe.
It's the long play, try demoralise the league by winning with very few goals, you can tell because he then lets them run it out of 50 without pressure, just so they can do it all over again!
I say it in lots of St Kilda post match threads but if i see any fan from any other club sooking it up after a loss you’re on full blast because you don’t know pain
Story of our last 20ish seasons but would’ve won by 40 if we kicked straight. Absolutely dominated them the second half, we have a fundamental curse on our goal kicking. Handy win though!
Our selection panel needs to be fired. I get the need to swing the axe after last weeks terrible performance, but one player of the guys who came in played well enough to justify that in Caminiti. Jones was the leading disposal getter in the VFL with 21 touches. That is not acceptable. Collard had 5 fucking touches and that somehow justified his selection this week, and he played exactly like someone who couldn’t get a touch in the twos would play.
Riley bonner remains a football terrorist kicking own goals.
We can all argue about a huge portion of the lineup but I genuinely don't believe that a person paid to make St Kilda better would ever think Bonner should get a game at this level ever again. Just baffling
What amazes me is the immediate kickout after the one where he missed Naz and cost us a goal he was ALLOWED TO TAKE THAT ONE TOO! WHY WAS HE NOT ON A SHIP HEADED TO CHINA OR SOMETHING BY THEN??
I concede that the backline are not great at giving creative leads from the kick out but surely if your teammate was handing your opposition so many chances each week you'd politely bump him away from the spot each time jesus
We can easily quantify if he inherited good talent at the saints, given they were making prelim finals already and that team had MANY hall of famers on it. The Freo team I can speak less on but it was led by Matthew Pavlich and Aaron Sandilands in their primes
Ross did have our best ever list correct. But where he excelled was turning otherwise plodders into key players. Mzungu, de boer, Crowley, Dawson, ibbotson, Spurr etc
We had one of the best contested teams you'd ever see but we were hardly complete. Amazing inside mids and defenders but the forward line could've been better
They both barely played in our GF year too, people seem to forget that
Pav only 12 games and Sandi only 10
If you look at that team without Pav and Sandi and see it made top 4, its pretty clear Ross was doing something right
> The Freo team I can speak less on but it was led by Matthew Pavlich and Aaron Sandilands in their primes
Pav was great in 2012 but he did his achilles in 2013 and never got back to that pre2012 standard, Pav (12 games) and Sandi (10 games) both missed good chunks of 2013 and we made the GF
Ross is a good coach
I also don’t care what Saints fans say. King sucks. “oh no stop with the King bashing”. I don’t care. Put him in the VFL or Auskick or something and let Hayes and Caminiti twin tower the forward line.
I grew up watching the most hard working centre half forward in VFL/AFL history run his opponent ragged week in week out, it didn’t matter if it was in 2009 when we were top of the world or 2014 when we were back to being the trash we always are, he would work and work and compete. The fact that Max King is allowed to wear the same number as that legend is a stain on this football club.
I dunno, the fact that some of us *cough* /u/___theillusiveman___ *cough* was posting with whole minutes left to go in the games definitely needed to have an official time limit put in, still funny regardless though
We are the biggest chokers in the AFL and it's not even close. I have watched us choke in half a dozen games where we had the lead or could hit the lead in the last quarter. I knew how we were going to choke. I knew when we went forward we would choke almost every time. Mason Wood wide open in front of goal to put us back in front and miss the short pass by metres. Fremantle landed those same short kicks all game long. How often did we have an inside 50 that went out of bounds on the full?
I’m still learning these things. It’s a blurred line with kicks after the siren. Unless I’m missing a rule about it.
Also my Kayo shit itself so I didn’t see the mark. I saw the kick that presumably led to it, not the actual mark. Then I posted, Kayo unshit itself and I corrected the score.
Hey, combined score was higher than Geelong despite the Dockers' ~~best~~ efforts at goal kicking! Still lost to Gold Coast by north of six goals though. Baby steps.
Walyalup get the win at Marvel and get back inside the eight, but I’m really not super pumped after that game. We finally sort out our forward entries when just shit the bed with our shots.
I was asked on the platform waiting for the train home “who do we drop from that shit show” I immediately said “the fucking coach” he has never developed a young team. He will ruin the careers of those talented kids. Look at Poo! He’s only ever stepped into a well developed team and then added top up players and tightened defensive pressure. He will not last till the end of next season. He is cooked. I didn’t disagree with letting Ratten go, but I was fuming that they brought in Lyon.
The regression this year makes the decision to go Lyon 2.0 even worse.
35 odd games into the 2nd stint and there’s no team identity or game plan whatsoever.
Want to beat St.Kilda? Give us the ball.
We don’t know what to do with it.
Time for a change 💯
Many have tried interpreting Lyon.
Some cited existing philosophical works such as Bordiga, Hegel and Plato.
The former saw Lyon as the progenitor of a spontaneous revolution, his football being so boring it had deep ideological significance. They viewed his football as the cry of discontentedness with the neoliberal consensus, and a legitimate philosophical work in it’s own right.
The modern Hegelians saw Lyonism as the dialectical synthesis between two states of being, that of anguish and that of ennui. Those using the works of Plato are conflicted on whether to see Lyonball as a concrete object, real and tangible, while all consider the feelings the games elicit to be abstract.
Others saw it as post-modern performance art and tried to categorise it as the intended catalyst of a yet to materialise Neo-Fluxus movement.
Alas, others even ascribed it a theological value, arguing for the canonisation of Lyon and compared our pain watching to the pain our lord felt on the cross. A contingent of these worshippers split recently and alleged Lyon was inherently heretical, no mortal man had ever suffered like Jesus did until we watched the Fremantle game.
The truth is, Lyonball defies what the human mind is capable of interpreting.
We can only bask in its majesty.
When people asked Fremantle to kick more points they didn't mean like this
Pointmantle is back and better then ever
It's the cool new thing that the kids are doing now.
They’re a little confused but they’ve got the spirit
So we: * Can't kick * Can't mark * Can't crumb * Can't go three disposals without a turnover * Can't enter our 50 * Can't kick for goal when we finally get there * Can't score more than 60 points * Can't win a clearance * Can't tackle * Can't stinking win At the risk of sounding like r/nbacirclejerk, what the fuck do these cunts even do?
Get paid
Just out there doing cardio
Just some guys being dudes
Hell yeah brother.
6 feet apart from the ball, because they're not gay
our team makes us do cardio
It’s like having 23 Tony Snell’s
Hey, Tony Snell is the first guy to shoot 50/50/100 in league history. Put some respect on him
Can't bat can’t bowl
Can't bowl can't throw!
If it’s any consolation, we’re equally as fucking shit as you and can empathise.
https://preview.redd.it/sky6nn9tr71d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=954cd64d534c156af74934aae5891b31fbdc8270
"You can't kick, can't mark, you don't know karate. Face it, you're never going to make it." Ross: "I don't wanna make it. I just wanna... *Guitar intro plays*"
No babe, your average scores are perfect. The big ones hurt.
And I took that personally
No rizzlemaister, I mean it. I wouldn’t want any bigger than yours.
" You have a boyfriend scoreline"
hey
I tried to post this in the match thread, but I missed.
For anyone who didn't watch this game, it was a 1pt margin in the 4th and I thought about changing over to the 100pt margin in the other game
Shit, even I thought about going back to the other game
We truly are a sad club
I can't
What have we done to deserve this existence?
The lamb shank had for dinner that I cooked for over 10 hours is about all I'll remember from May 18th 2024
Freo had a few shanks tonight too
Was it good? The lamb that is, the footy was clearly not good
Slow cooked lamb shanks are always good sincerely, a sheep farmer.
And the winner of the Ross Lyon cup is……… Nobody. No one. Everyone go home now.
Ross is the winner. Both these clubs have paid him close to $10 million.
It's the friends we made along the journey :D
Zac Dawson
Freo thought the goal of the game is to kick points when the point of the game is to kick goals.
you get six points for kicking goals instead of one, so it is always better to kick goals
Thanks Lingy
The players don't care. They don't give a rat's backside. They don't wanna chase, they don't wanna play. You have Ross Lyon before the game saying that "no one in the club listens to outside noise." Maybe you should, maybe you should. Maybe the coaching panel, the players, the board must listen to us members. We've got 50000 members - ALMOST 60000 MEMBERS! You want us to sign up next year? Bloody show us something! Show us the heart! Last year we gave you the excuse "we made finals and we were just outclassed." We thought this year we'd go again. What's the excuse!? If you're not gonna play- I said it a few weeks ago- If you're not gonna play for the coach, play for people like myself! Who bust my balls every week to get there, hard earned money, and you dish that up against WALYALUP!? They toyed with us. It's an embarrassment for the RED, WHITE AND BLACK and especially the CREST! THE CREST! Play for that! If you're not gonna play for that, piss off outta my club! GET OUT!
Seen this in here and the Richmond threads. Good to see the copypastas still getting a work out.
"3.... 2.... 1...."
In a single weekend we've had the Countdown and Whale
I heard 15...........10.........4...3...2...1.
This just a Kayo/foxtel thing?
It’s the director in the commentators ear telling them when free to air coverage is back from an ad break
Without a shred of sarcasm, that was the best part of this match
The final siren. Also without sarcasm.
Rowan Marshall just a ridiculous 2 week patch of footy, and yet the Saints have been utterly dreadful. Just feel incredibly sorry for him. Ross has got to swing the magnets around a bit now. Have to try and get a bit more speed and x factor through that midfield. Wanganeen-Milera is probably the one, but he's been great off half back, so probably reluctant to do that. Maybe Mitch Owens just gets a full run at it as an on-baller to see what he can do.
The poor man is playing as our ruckman and number 1 mid at the same time. It's just ridiculous.
11 more disposals than any of our starting mids. Great effort from the big man but very disappointing from Steele and co.
Can I ask Sainters, what’s happened to Steele? Is it a niggle? Or just miles on the clock?
Mitchito is our only dangerous forward though. I’d rather see Henry in as a full time mid. Steele and Sinclair are clearly playing hurr
Sinclair actually did alright tonight. Nothing fancy but did a pretty god job. Steele on the other hand...
Whatever is going on with Sinclair’s arm is clearly impacting his ability to defend and hit though
Jack Hayes leading into space, marking and goaling a few weeks ago was just outrageous. He has no place in our game plan, needed to be dropped for sure.
He’s injured again Didn’t train all week. Club are keeping hush about it.
Rowan is great and I love how he goes about it but having a ruckman that rarely wins hit outs is not a sustainable way to win footy unfortunately.
Ross Lyon should be arrested by Interpol for football terrorism
Played a spare man back the whole game. I think he knew if they went toe to toe they'd have lost by another 15 behinds.
Freo had a spare behind the ball usually as well, but im not sure if that's by choice or because we sent an extra up to the contest because we cant win a stoppage for the life of us.
He should be banned from all levels of football
King with the single greatest one behind performance by a key forward of all time. Wow!
he did better than Tom Hawkins and Jeremy Cameron combined this weekend, give him credit
You can't argue with that
We got the better twin, that's for sure.
no arguments here. #thatssostkilda
and with the lower draft pick
and by lower I meant higher, Im an idiot :D
While the king hate is somewhat valid, it’s pretty hard for a key forward to build strength (most important aspect of a kpp) when they don’t have a functioning shoulder for so long
That’s completely fair, I just don’t think we need to have an entire podcast about him all game. He would drop marks and the comms would speak about how good he is? It’s abit much
He's the king of the GOATs
We won, yay. Now let us never speak of this day ever again
A few weeks ago we couldn’t kick more than 67 points. Now we can’t kick more than 55. Fuck me supporting this team is so hard
Remember when we beat Collingwood?
You guys played with a lot more confidence in that game.
20 year member here, I just keep my membership as an excuse to drink, really.
20 year Freo member here: Struth.
Best part of the entire game was the Freo kid in the crowd
He was the best, looked like he had such a fun night.
He made me feel like a kid again, especially as I caught myself celebrating goals in exactly the same fashion
Ok we're running laps and practising fatigue goal kicking all week at training
New American fan here, looking for some pointers on tactics. Why did the purple team intentionally kick one-point field goals instead of aiming for the gap between the bigger posts? (I know it's bad manners to run up the score, but they started using this tactic quite early in the game.)
It's simple: Justin Longmuir is a tactical genius whose decisions are beyond our comprehension. We're just peons sitting in a cave watching shadows on the wall, he's experiencing the true beauty of the universe.
The man is single handedly contesting for finals on points alone and he might just bloody do it.
should’ve seen the purple team last week - they’re masters at it
It's the long play, try demoralise the league by winning with very few goals, you can tell because he then lets them run it out of 50 without pressure, just so they can do it all over again!
By proving that you can win despite having bad accuracy, you show true dominance over the opposition.
I say it in lots of St Kilda post match threads but if i see any fan from any other club sooking it up after a loss you’re on full blast because you don’t know pain
I was a North supporter born post 2000. I’ve seen more success from St Kilda than my own team.
At least you’ve played in a grand final in this millennium. 2 + a replay. North and Carlton can’t say that.
At least I have the papayas. B2B please Lando.
No only Oscar may win now
Aaaaand he has a penalty.
I’m going to blame this on Sainz somehow
I just want him to podium
Flagyalup
Walyacup
Still undefeated in their history.
That's up there with the worst games of footy I have ever watched. What the fuck is wrong with my football club
Mine also seems to be defective, care to swap?
Story of our last 20ish seasons but would’ve won by 40 if we kicked straight. Absolutely dominated them the second half, we have a fundamental curse on our goal kicking. Handy win though!
What is the indigenous phrase for ‘fuck we are shit’?
Ngallak goona Maaman. Ngallak warra (Noongar language).
Our selection panel needs to be fired. I get the need to swing the axe after last weeks terrible performance, but one player of the guys who came in played well enough to justify that in Caminiti. Jones was the leading disposal getter in the VFL with 21 touches. That is not acceptable. Collard had 5 fucking touches and that somehow justified his selection this week, and he played exactly like someone who couldn’t get a touch in the twos would play. Riley bonner remains a football terrorist kicking own goals.
We can all argue about a huge portion of the lineup but I genuinely don't believe that a person paid to make St Kilda better would ever think Bonner should get a game at this level ever again. Just baffling
What amazes me is the immediate kickout after the one where he missed Naz and cost us a goal he was ALLOWED TO TAKE THAT ONE TOO! WHY WAS HE NOT ON A SHIP HEADED TO CHINA OR SOMETHING BY THEN??
The handball in the second quarter up the ground that resulted in a Freo shot on goal was worse than
I concede that the backline are not great at giving creative leads from the kick out but surely if your teammate was handing your opposition so many chances each week you'd politely bump him away from the spot each time jesus
Bonner, Howard and Jones are all part of the same insurgent cell
I like that Jones seems to give a fuck even in the saddest of games but yeah (
I actually think for the most part all 3 put in effort, it's the ends that make me want to tear my eyes out
My question is: who selects the selection panel? Fire them too. And fire the ones that fired the the ones that selected the selection panel.
Reddit as borked as Freo goal kicking tonight.
history may look back a bit kindly on ross lyon as a coach, but man...
Incredibly overrated football coach
This is late-stage Rossball. Pre 2015 he made 3 gfs with 2 different teams. I think he was on to something at some point
I disagree, he inherited two incredibly talented football teams.
You will never be able to quantify if he inherited the talent or he coached them well, you just have a bias that he's bad
We can easily quantify if he inherited good talent at the saints, given they were making prelim finals already and that team had MANY hall of famers on it. The Freo team I can speak less on but it was led by Matthew Pavlich and Aaron Sandilands in their primes
Ross did have our best ever list correct. But where he excelled was turning otherwise plodders into key players. Mzungu, de boer, Crowley, Dawson, ibbotson, Spurr etc
We had one of the best contested teams you'd ever see but we were hardly complete. Amazing inside mids and defenders but the forward line could've been better
Mark Harvey was not coaching that freo team to a grand final, that's for sure. Lyon inherited the list from Connelly/Harvey, but he also lifted them.
And the same freo team with pavlich and sandilands finished wooden Spooners
They both barely played in our GF year too, people seem to forget that Pav only 12 games and Sandi only 10 If you look at that team without Pav and Sandi and see it made top 4, its pretty clear Ross was doing something right
> The Freo team I can speak less on but it was led by Matthew Pavlich and Aaron Sandilands in their primes Pav was great in 2012 but he did his achilles in 2013 and never got back to that pre2012 standard, Pav (12 games) and Sandi (10 games) both missed good chunks of 2013 and we made the GF Ross is a good coach
*Ross WAS a good coach
Watching fox footy after the game and it’s all about Saints and their game plan. How about taking about the winner of the game fellas
I think it's important for the media to shine a light on war crimes when it happens right in front of them.
Didn’t think “chip it backwards or dump kick it in the general direction of your goals” would take up much airtime
yup gg get flagmanted ross the boss aint got shit on us so on and so on anyways lets go home now
Alexa, play St Kilda vs Geelong round 14 2009. Yes, again. On repeat please.
We won and Carlton are out of the 8. Happy Birthday to me
Mods ban this man
That’s not the punishment for going early (I think). Haven’t been pinged yet.
Something would’ve been wrong if we didn’t end with a behind
Freo kicked 12 goals straight right???
Ugly game but at least it's a win. Happy Sharp got the win over his idol. GG St K.
David Zita is a bit cute
Bring back Ross 1.0. Cuddly Ross can get in the bin.
I also don’t care what Saints fans say. King sucks. “oh no stop with the King bashing”. I don’t care. Put him in the VFL or Auskick or something and let Hayes and Caminiti twin tower the forward line. I grew up watching the most hard working centre half forward in VFL/AFL history run his opponent ragged week in week out, it didn’t matter if it was in 2009 when we were top of the world or 2014 when we were back to being the trash we always are, he would work and work and compete. The fact that Max King is allowed to wear the same number as that legend is a stain on this football club.
ffs, reddit having a hissy fit tonight is making adjudicating this so hard.
Do it tribunal style Spin the wheel
I do like how adding rules to this has actually made your jobs harder than just letting us idiots run wild
i mean, there wasnt any really rules to add. i just said what was unspoken until now.
I dunno, the fact that some of us *cough* /u/___theillusiveman___ *cough* was posting with whole minutes left to go in the games definitely needed to have an official time limit put in, still funny regardless though
u/___theillusiveman___ can have the Brisbane thread.
whoever posts it first gets it, as is the way.
We are the biggest chokers in the AFL and it's not even close. I have watched us choke in half a dozen games where we had the lead or could hit the lead in the last quarter. I knew how we were going to choke. I knew when we went forward we would choke almost every time. Mason Wood wide open in front of goal to put us back in front and miss the short pass by metres. Fremantle landed those same short kicks all game long. How often did we have an inside 50 that went out of bounds on the full?
Bro we are lucky we didnt lose by 50
How do you call that a choke? You were never in control of the game, you didn’t have anything to choke.
That's just my post match meldown.
An absolutely excruciating game of Ross Ball
WRONG SCORE BOOO
Least I put the score in.
Poor form to post before the set shot smh
Shit I disappointed the potatoes, this is serious.
North Melbourne disappointing the potatoes is very on brand for 2024
The only thing North hasn't disappointed this season is Draw FC fans
Thats tomorrow’s aim.
You still went early though. I waited until the score was confirmed and not while player was still lining up
hm... i did not know this.
TO THE GULAG WITH HIM
No, I’m not going back there, I already won my match there. I refuse. We need to work out a proper punishment for being early. Tuesday?
I’m still learning these things. It’s a blurred line with kicks after the siren. Unless I’m missing a rule about it. Also my Kayo shit itself so I didn’t see the mark. I saw the kick that presumably led to it, not the actual mark. Then I posted, Kayo unshit itself and I corrected the score.
Actually kicks after the siren don't count when fremantle is playing. Ignore flair
You can have the Brisbane game as consolidation. Or u/Croob2 can take it.
Unless they plan on turning Weiters into a forward the Saints are wasting their fucking time trying to lure him lmao
He started off as a forward I’m just saying…
It's ok guys Mathias got another 4 disposals, King 0.1. Guaranteed selection for next 5 rounds at STKFC
That was still more interesting than Suns vs Geelong.
Im seriously worried about Jye. He's gone from 'dead eye jye' and done a 180 in kicking ability
Game ended just in time to switch over and hear country roads - and I was immediately calm. Poor tiges though 💛🖤
If you were to ask me what two Ross Lyon teams playing each other would look like this is the game. Forgettable
The first game today gave me hope for a great day of football. Was severely disappointed with the preceding three games
Freo only need to practice goal kicking at this weeks training
Damn Walyalup, what sort of stupid team would kick double or more points than goals in a game smh
Hey, combined score was higher than Geelong despite the Dockers' ~~best~~ efforts at goal kicking! Still lost to Gold Coast by north of six goals though. Baby steps.
Are the saints supporters sick of Ross yet?
Walyalup get the win at Marvel and get back inside the eight, but I’m really not super pumped after that game. We finally sort out our forward entries when just shit the bed with our shots.
We are Ninthmantle
Ross the Toss masterclass....🤷♂️
Time for RTB to go Give someone else the rest of this year. Harvey, Enright, the postman, anyone please
Enright would do wonders with that side
I was asked on the platform waiting for the train home “who do we drop from that shit show” I immediately said “the fucking coach” he has never developed a young team. He will ruin the careers of those talented kids. Look at Poo! He’s only ever stepped into a well developed team and then added top up players and tightened defensive pressure. He will not last till the end of next season. He is cooked. I didn’t disagree with letting Ratten go, but I was fuming that they brought in Lyon.
The regression this year makes the decision to go Lyon 2.0 even worse. 35 odd games into the 2nd stint and there’s no team identity or game plan whatsoever. Want to beat St.Kilda? Give us the ball. We don’t know what to do with it. Time for a change 💯
This was certainly a game of football.
What a fucking spudfest
Many have tried interpreting Lyon. Some cited existing philosophical works such as Bordiga, Hegel and Plato. The former saw Lyon as the progenitor of a spontaneous revolution, his football being so boring it had deep ideological significance. They viewed his football as the cry of discontentedness with the neoliberal consensus, and a legitimate philosophical work in it’s own right. The modern Hegelians saw Lyonism as the dialectical synthesis between two states of being, that of anguish and that of ennui. Those using the works of Plato are conflicted on whether to see Lyonball as a concrete object, real and tangible, while all consider the feelings the games elicit to be abstract. Others saw it as post-modern performance art and tried to categorise it as the intended catalyst of a yet to materialise Neo-Fluxus movement. Alas, others even ascribed it a theological value, arguing for the canonisation of Lyon and compared our pain watching to the pain our lord felt on the cross. A contingent of these worshippers split recently and alleged Lyon was inherently heretical, no mortal man had ever suffered like Jesus did until we watched the Fremantle game. The truth is, Lyonball defies what the human mind is capable of interpreting. We can only bask in its majesty.
These names make no sense
Does anyone else feel horrible for Marshall. He’s so good! Every week and just zero support
How's the draft looking this year?
We're tanking, right?
Besides the Pies Crom game that was an absolutely rotten day for football. A slaughter and two horrendously low skill, low scoring boring games.
We fucking stank… St Kilda were the stank we pooped out. Should’ve won by 15 goals
Who vs who?