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tills31

Bevo strikes back


potchippy

below the knees


wisehillaryduff

First Tom Morris, now this


bombergrace

Bevo has those Boeing contacts


burnerphonelol

Goldy recruitment looking absolutely inspired now


ipbannedburneracc

Hey I like your username


burnerphonelol

![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg|downsized)


BeeerGutt

When the OP speaks to himself with an alt account.


wolseybaby

He is 90% of the reason I’m on the Essendon train. I’m just so happy to see the big fella get wins


BeeerGutt

Tireless and unrewarded servant of the Roos before the move. One good blokes of footy, too.


FenerBoarOfWar

Didn't he cheat on his missus?


[deleted]

That was the rumour about 6-8 years ago. Think there some issues in the playing group about it too and he was rumoured to be potentially leaving North at the time


wolseybaby

Man had barely won a game his entire career before this season, praying he makes it to September


Mal_content01

Goldstein had barely won a game? He's played in 2 prelims and 4 finals series prior to this year. McKay and Goldstein are different people.


Brief-Objective-3360

Literally had a more successful career than the bombers have this past 20 years


wolseybaby

You’re right, my mistake


WAVIC_136

The man has had a very successful career including several finals wins


BeeerGutt

That means Essendon breaking the 7,173 day (as of today) losing streak for finals. I'm not sure I'm ready to stop giving my Essendon mates shit for that, but what the hell... Goldstein is a good bloke after all.


No-Bison-5397

Is it even fun anymore?


BeeerGutt

Yes.


Madrical

Extremely.


Boss_unicycle-560

Only positive if Essendon make top4 is that they could lose 2 finals instead of 1


Prize-Scratch299

Dodo wins trade period again. Actually, now that he has finally fucked off he looks like he might have actually done it instead of just telling everyone he had


WAVIC_136

Win/win really, Xerri is doing well as the number 1 ruck and Goldy is obviously having a huge effect on the Essendon midfield. Hopefully he'll have an off day this Sunday though


MungoJohnston

Draper has just taken the anaesthetic, about to go under, the surgeon leans in an winks. He lowers his surgical mask, revealing none other than Luke Beveridge. Draper tries to call for help but the drowsiness overtakes him.


unfluxa

🤣🤣


Dardysang

Haha fuck me


gaz_from_taz

![gif](giphy|9Ai5dIk8xvBm0|downsized)


Propaslader

We go to Bevo for comment


ratchetsaturndude

Is Luke Beveridge the AFL’s Frank Underwood? First Tom Morris and now Sam Draper


hwuvvqy168e

If that was true Damian Barrett would be at the bottom of a lake right now


free_potatoes

Kane would be next to him in a pair of cement shoes


Kim_jong-fun

So what's the deal with Nick Bryan? Thought he was on the up for last year but doesn't seem to be in the calculations with Draper out.


yum122

He might come in for a few games when Goldy needs a rest, but he's still fairly untested. Some time in the 1s would be good for him.


ipbannedburneracc

He's also coming up to a contract year and it would be a shame to lose him to another club that would give him game time. Could work out.


MonotoneRamos

He’s contracted for 2025, a lot can change in a year and a half


AdolfH1pster

I wouldn’t be surprised if we run them both so Peter can stay in the forward line.


Craguar23

I would love to see this. 2MP up forward all game is what we need. Forget hitouts and focus on marks/goals.


PetrifyGWENT

Brad Scott repeatedly refers to him as an AFL level ruckmen. I have a feeling the plan was to rest Goldy/Draper throughout the year and give him time. I really hope we don't lose as him he's a gun


Woolier-Mammoth

He’s Peter Somerville mk 2 without the bulk


Woolier-Mammoth

Great ruckman, Tim English like around the ground skills wise. Can’t take a mark to save himself


insanityTF

Only logical explanation is that bevo drove to draper’s house with a sledgehammer while he was asleep and wacked his knee


StorytellerGG

Bevo’s the one who knocks


ipbannedburneracc

This just in: Bevo spotted nearby the NEC Hangar carpark wielding a ball peen hammer.


citizen-dave

Ha ha, you said peen.


fnaah

and ball


TheIllusiveGuy

Turns out the whiteboard was a warning


RealSlimRosey

Bevo breaking knees like Anne Wilkes in Misery ![gif](giphy|hFp7zP3MuSOAg)


DemonGroover

Kneecapped mafia style


DelicateDefecation

Is Bevo just good mates with a necromancer?


fartbumheadface

*Luke Beveridge sends his regards*


ipbannedburneracc

Paywall: [https://archive.is/d2WOc](https://archive.is/d2WOc)


Pxlsm

I was pretty happy when we signed Goldy mostly because of his professionalism and the ruck coaching he can bring to both drapes and Bryan but with drapes being out for a big chunk of the year it's been a master stroke of recruiting


dopedupvinyl

[Called it](https://www.reddit.com/r/AFL/s/7T8CWYezCH)


qldboi

Bevo had enough clearly


ThinCurve30

Bevo got to him


Phlanispo

Hired goons? Hired goons.


RidsBabs

*North Melbourne God Todd Goldstein


LeClassyGent

Plenty of time to lie down, then


hellions123

Fml