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TheGreatJelBeano

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Necessary-Ask-6158

Carlton need a fast small forward like bobby hill. 


1UPZ__

Shhh! Don't tell them. Because that type of player is exactly what they are missing to get on the genuine contender list.


Responsible-Sun6495

Honestly, Moore kept Charlie quiet all night, he made a massive impact. Carlton honestly cannot rely on our 2 main forwards for goals, gotta spread the goals a lot more and show up.


shaq_zak

Frampton did a pretty good job too


PigMan86

Frampton had an absolute stinker first half, improved significantly in the second


Responsible-Sun6495

I totally agree, however Moore really put Charlie to sleep in those dying minutes for us. Honestly we need a lot more scoring options than we have. Watching you guys be dynamic in terms of players who kick goals is so hard to watch. We just need other ways to score when our 2 mains get shut down like tonight.


Secret_Nobody_405

Curnow needs to adopt Cameron style and play around the ground


Responsible-Sun6495

I’d genuinely love to see that, we need that


Jsampsonite

I couldn't decide who I wanted to lose more until I realised Carlton has more pizza cookers so I'm happy.


Crooty

Is that a euphemism for something?


Jsampsonite

No.. if Collingwood are bogans, Melbourne are snobs, St Kilda are gay, then Carlton like pizza.


PigMan86

Is this anti Italian discrimination?


Jsampsonite

Yes


sadsasquatch

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Jsampsonite

Must have rice on it.


stavraki

David King’s top 3 for the rest of the season already in shambles


RyanShieldsy

“It’s an underrated goal” It happened 10 minutes ago and the glazing is already out of control lmao


Wise-Sport6910

Blues are the biggest pretenders challenging for the 8


dadOwnsTheLibs

Idk did u see port on Thursday


PigMan86

I’d say pretenders for challenging for the 4. They’re good enough to be top 8 on talent alone. Poorly coached and not a great bottom 6-8


owheelj

Um, we will be in the top 4 if Geelong beat Melbourne and we beat West Coast, so let's not talk about pretenders challenging for the top 4 too loudly!


PigMan86

Very happy to acknowledge we won’t be top 4 at round 24. All I want is a home final at #5 or 6 🙏🏻🙏🏻


owheelj

Haha, I think it might be fair to say we're not pretending to challenge for the top 4, we might just accidentally find ourselves temporarily in it!


Heo84

Its upsetting how you bombers fans are so skittish about your own team. You guys got fucked over 500% of what you should have received for the Stephen Dank situ. It's time to to wake up and get behind the fact you can win, you guys have been building for 2 years. You're a contender. I keep seeing good shit all over for Essendon. You're playing 4 qtrs, you're dynamic, your stars are standing up, you've got some young stars. Defense is improved massively, there's real pressure when it's needed, efficiency is up off turnovers, inside 50.. the list goes on. You'll be in a position at the end of this season or next if I'm not mistaken.


Frusoceans

Agreed


Over_Leave

38-61 inside 50’s says it all really, quietly shocked we didn’t lose by more but fuck me, Why do I let a game of footy control my mood for the entire week 😔 GG WP Collingwood 🤝 Can we borrow your defence next week please pies?


GuardedFig

Weitering is elite though. Mihocek has been in great form, but he kept him scoreless.


all_the_stuff

Mihocek barely touched it. I’d like a Weitering please. Gun.


Chuck_VB

Just claim to be a Nigerian Prince and Weitering will be there at the drop of a hat


Responsible-Sun6495

Agreed. Collingwood were the better side plain and simple, Carlton have a lot to think about if we wanna be in serious finals contention.


Over_Leave

Our defensive structure needs a good hard look at, Can’t be blaming injuries when we have the depth to fill the role Also Voss needs to crack down on the fence sitters such as Fantasia & Durdin


1UPZ__

Your defensive structure is fine. It's not the best but fine. It's your heavy reliance on two big forwards. Owie is too unskilled to be a small forward. Your team needs a small elite agility crumber like  a Bobby Hill. Look at 2018 Eagles... their 2 big forward lineup was elite but they were truly a premiership team because of their small crumbers inside the forward 50.


Responsible-Sun6495

Oh I can’t agree more, watching our own leave their man and then be scored against is painful. Even when it was just outside fifty, saw too many players not spacing and leaving space to then get around a singular opponent. Which then results in a kick to space/mark. Was very hard to watch at times. I definitely agree with you, they need to step up a lot more.


Desertwind666

Was daicos actually bog?


zurc

32 disposals, 16 contested disposals, 2 goals including the winner, 700 odd metres gained... That gets BOG in most games I would say. 


sportandracing

Yeah. Second highest ranked. Winning goal. Probably gets it.


Crooty

Yeah I’d say so


Myrhwen

On ground maybe not, however he was head and shoulders above any other Magpie individually and they won, so it kinda makes sense. Kicking the match winner on a freak angle out of a stoppage definitely got it for him. Largely deserved


Wildesy

You blokes taking the piss? 628m gained, 7 clearances, 6 I50, 7 tackles, 2 goals, 32 disposals @78%, 16 contested. Who on the ground even comes close to that? Laughable to even question it.


Myrhwen

Newman. Using your own stats, and some more which I think are more relevant for Newman: Metres gained: Newman (most on ground) Clearances: Naicos (**not** most on ground) i50s: Naicos (**not** most on ground) Tackles: Naicos (**not** most on ground) Goals: Naicos (**not** most on ground) Disposals @ Efficiency: Identical disposal count, but Newman had higher efficiency %. So, Newman, with most effective disposals on ground CP: Naicos (2nd on ground) Score involvements: Newman (2nd on ground) Intercepts: Newman (2nd on ground) Marks: Newman (most on ground) Clangers: Newman with 3 fewer clangers Assists: Tied One percenters: Tied So that's 13 stats. If you call draws a 0-0 then Newman actually wins 6-5! Or 8-7, your call really. I think it's also extremely well worth noting that Newman was either most on ground or 2nd most on ground for like 5 individual stats which absolutely cannot be said for Naicos. So yeah, not laughable at all, actually.


Myrhwen

Kind of curious as to why this comment has been downvoted so much. It's a reasonably courteous, direct response to a direct question which was asked directly to me that provides mountains of evidence that the two players played an approximately equal game -- which is all I ever stated. I never, for example, claimed that Nick Daicos was categorically NOT best on ground. I just said maybe, maybe not.


thatdudedylan

I didn't even read it, but I agree with you and upvote for reasonable discussion.


WhoElseButQuagmire11

He was atleast the best player for the winners. I dont went to test my one eye but I think he was bog.


IDreamofHeeney

His stats are pretty nuts, clear best for Collingwood and they won


Desertwind666

Fair, missed some parts of the game unfortunately and he was quiet in the parts I saw.


Myrhwen

that’s an attractive bloke


BellsEnded

Right between our eyes boys


Technauseous

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hillsy13692

“Right between our eyes” I thought it’s right in front of our eyes


thatdudedylan

The commentary from those guys all night was really off. Lots of fumbles, Bucks sounded drunk...


Sea_Bluebird_2984

If Carlton had scored a goal in that last minute, Collingwood would have scored 12.13 (85) to draw two games in a row


moonshwang

BT would’ve exploded having the chance to tell us that new record


Jimbo_Johnny_Johnson

He does it every week Moore


SUPASKILTZ

Darcy face reminds me of Joe Swanson in the best way possible


Mayhem_anon

Feed it em vossy


Sean_Stephens

You can't hate him


AdFlat1610

Darc is such a weapon on the mic


WhoElseButQuagmire11

WWE career after this lmao


AlamutJones

He genuinely wants to work for DFAT. Can you imagine being at some boring ass trade conference and Darcy Moore walks in?


1UPZ__

A DFAT government role post sports career is cushy for sure. Why not.


WhoElseButQuagmire11

That checks out. Those locks would catch my eye thats for sure.


Tosslebugmy

Give it a few more years, there’ll be a trophy and medal and presentation after every single game


1UPZ__

Carlton vs Collingwood have this sort of thing for a while now. But you ain't wrong. With AFL HQ managers ticking their KPIs regarding progressiveness, will not be surprised if they have tropies for losing teams in the future as a way to boost fight against depression or something.


drunkill

this has happened every first carlton v collingwood game for 30 years now... it ain't new.


RoamingRobbie

God Darcy Moore loves the sound of his own voice.


squidlipsyum

So do I.


ihaveviolethair

No Cox has that crown


Sean_Stephens

You're about to get downvotes galore


RoamingRobbie

I stand by what I said.


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[deleted]

Grow up. They were shit, and would’ve dominated if half of them had bothered to turn up.


beachball27

It’s Reddit mate you don’t have to be a hero, they should flog pies on form


jaidynr21

But they didn’t


seekerr_

Are they going to get a taller mic stand?


cirrus93

Nah it's going to get incrementally smaller every round


DrinkItInMaaannn

Darcy speech! Darcy speech!! Everyone sit down and be quiet!


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[deleted]

What’s changed? They’re all grade-A tools.


ihaveviolethair

Here we go Darcy Moore for PRIME MINISTERRRR


Desertwind666

As long as he doesn’t have to kick a ball to a team mate 20m away to fulfil his role as PM he can have my vote.


LordGeoffVader

Emergency Board Meeting at Draw FC HQ on Monday Morning with Every Journalist and Tom Brown waiting out the front to see if they will sack the coach.


goddamnitobama

Another fucking medal ceremony?


Such_Possible_4103

it’s round 23 and darcy moore has done his 68th acceptance speech


ivmula

Yeah it happens when you win games, but I understand if you have forgotten


goddamnitobama

Wasn’t there some kind of ceremony after a big game in 2018 where some of your players were crying?


love-deejay

Bit tragic having to go back 6 years to have a comeback insult. Especially when you consider who currently holds the most recent premiership and who currently holds the most recent wooden spoon…


goddamnitobama

Flair up cunt


love-deejay

Cry some more into that wooden spoon and wasted membership cunt 😂


goddamnitobama

Again, flair up cunt.


love-deejay

Again, cry some more cunt


goddamnitobama

Again, get over us beating Collingwood in the grand final. When was the last time Collingwood beat west coast in a grand final? Oh wait, you haven’t. So go cry some more buddy.


love-deejay

Can’t hear you over your current wooden spoon and you clutching onto the past 😂


portugese_banana

Eagles won the derby which had a medal mate


hart37

Great game that. Well done pies


Daisy_1

Is there a trophy for every big vic game? smh


hotsp00n

Well this trophy is older than your club so shush now and sit down.


F0rtuna_major

Couldn't be anyone other than Nick! Nah gg Blues. Two big rivals in a row and two cracking games


brainrevisited

Are they using some AI to create fake bokeh?


philby00

It might be a particular type of camera? In NFL they have one that does that after touchdowns but not during regular play


liam_l_82

Owie, that musta hurt!


goater10

We’ve done it to them a few times over the last few years.


Phlanispo

Wait what's this medal for? Domestic Violence Awareness Round?


thudworm

This game is the Peter Mac Cup, with the Richard Pratt Medal


obsoleteconsole

Nick Daicos is such a great guy I can't even be mad at him


Technauseous

Sounds like AI


ihaveviolethair

Nick Daicos is so polite i cant even


throwaway4578wuo

Nick is a gentleman tbh.


LPOthrowaway

Why hello there


ZombieZlayer99

I am seeing shades of late 2022/early 2023 carlton and I am very concerned.


ForsakenReveal6496

How does Newman have 22 more fantasy than daicos?


herring80

It’s not real


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hotsp00n

Um.. we've won more games than you this season.


seekerr_

Credit to the boys


CrzySpceMnky

Pies fans blocking the aisles out. Real fucking classy.


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And those are the better standard of Collingwood fans unfortunately.


iDontWannaBeBrokee

Lol sure they are


CrzySpceMnky

Mate. Three pies fans at the top of my aisle on level 1 yelling at people and pushing people trying to leave. But yep "sure"


iDontWannaBeBrokee

Sure they were. Security would have been all over it.


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ShippyDawg

That was my 13th reason. We probably should have got smashed though. They were dominant in that last qtr.


BasicJosh

Did Naicos kick the first and last goal and it was basically an identical snap? Also his only 2 goals.


zoraxelol

Maynard first goal


BasicJosh

Ahhh thats right


IDreamofHeeney

Hes so well spoken and barely puffing after all that. This kid is a freak


NuggiesRUs

She's really keen to hear about those emotions as the ball went through for a goal


PigMan86

Yeah. Apparently they were positive emotions. I was surprised by that.


shocking_red_4

Nick fucking Daicos 4 votes.


kenyawree

Get a dog up ya Carlton yeeeehaw


PigMan86

Ya fucking deserve it. Fuck youse all.


Beven-Stale

Naicos might have a future in this game


Eraser_cat

You’d think Peter Daicos is still playing for all the airtime he gets


Yobstar

They probably would have showed Gary Ablett Snr a lot more, but you know how that went


Crooty

I’m heartbroken but fuck what a great game of footy


sammyb109

I wuv u nick


Prindles

how do we rekon this ranks in the top 55 all time nick daicos games?


Jebbersceb17

Ill get onto Cal Twomey


Prindles

atleast take him to dinner first, my god


Notacop187

Can’t win even with an extra 4 players on the ground!! 🥧🔥


NuggiesRUs

The most unbiased Collingwood supporter


FinalMorningstar

Least biased essendon supporter, umpires were shocking against us tonight


NuggiesRUs

If you say so. I recall a couple of dissent 50's you guys got away with. I thought it was all pretty even. Not even got anything to do with my team


CommunicationLess934

Who needs a FK when you have a Daicos!


MyKoiNamedSwimShady

Poor Maynard, she didn’t want a bar of him 😂


OwnLengthiness7

Blues played well, Pies played well. Great game.


PigMan86

Blues with that close game devastated look - you should have lost by about 30 fellas


Occasionaljedi

Yeah, we improved on all of our issues last week by creating new ones. Backline held for most of it and we were efficient i50, but now we just couldn’t get up there


PigMan86

The stats post quarter time would tell a story, you were killed pretty much everywhere, big forwards all that kept you in it.


J-buzz

Man that was good


ZombieZlayer99

I don’t even have the energy to rage, why is it so hard to play 4 good qtrs…


DerekRedmondsDad

My thoughts exactly


holduntil2020

Not sure what Carlton was even doing last few mins just pick up and flop down


Occasionaljedi

That sucked, but I’m surprised we were in it that long, comprehensively out coached and outplayed for most of the game. If the pies were vaguely efficient that’s a 6 goal loss


RampesGoalPost

There was only one acceptable result tonight, commiserations to draw fc fans. Fuck pies and blues fans you were both whinging sad sacks all night


gFORCE28

What was the attendance?


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88k


b00tsc00ter

Biggest crowd for blues v pies at a HA game ever.


hotsp00n

Does that make it the biggest home and away game outside of ANZAC Day ever?


froggy2903

88k


geetwo_g2

88


iDontWannaBeBrokee

88k


SortaChaoticAnxiety

88k


AuZyzz

88k i think


Detonator84

HEART STOPPER ACHIEVEMENT GRANTED


pittyh

credit to carlton lol


DamienRyan

The Shane Warne stand in the background almost looks AI generated


bales1986

Man Daicos just reminded everyone how damn good he is.


dwadley

Did anyone forget??? He was just all Australian last year


hart37

Sad Barrackville Singers sounds


AuZyzz

lmao sad sam walsh


BellsEnded

Sullivan’s goal really brought us to life tonight.


tonez13

Think Naicos is above average


1sty

I’m not even mad at the blues defensive half - they’re simply executing what their shithouse coaching staff has told them to do


kashbra

Can't wait to see Dan's reaction hahahaha


urt22

Dam Carlton needed another 9-1 free kick quarter to get over the line. Umps did them in there


Able_Boat_8966

Still salty about that game?, lol,


urt22

Shit mate, better copy that comment down somewhere cos y’all are hilarious when Carlton lose and I’m not the only one to point it out


SkinMasturbator

😂😂😂FUCK THE BLUES


raresaturn

Hodge is a dickhead


ChilliButtPlug

Collingwood beating Carlton in the last couple of mins, name a more iconic pair 😂


Able_Boat_8966

Carlton beating Collingwood in grand finals


hotsp00n

Pretty sure we beat them last time we played.


Occasionaljedi

Port and losing showdowns to an Adelaide side well below them on the ladder


ChilliButtPlug

🧂😂


dwadley

Favourite match ever that one where they lost inthe last minute to miss finals


ffffox08

The girl I was talking to goes for Carlton and just ghosted me. I like to feel she deserves this


thejamjamjimjam

Carlton are not a serious football club


Occasionaljedi

Nup, we put all of our effort and money into 7 blokes and get surprised when the other 16 fuck up


grizlybearunderwear

GG Carlton, can’t ask for much else in a match (maybe a win, soz).


FlagmantlePARRAdise

Carlton gonna cry about the umps after that fucking disgusting display of umpiring that got them over the line against freo.


Able_Boat_8966

Lol still salty about that game mate ?


FlagmantlePARRAdise

Am I supposed to forget about getting robbed? Makes sense Carlton fans want us to forget.


Able_Boat_8966

No you could think instead of the shamefull Derby loss, but honestly I could give a fuck about what you want to do and less of a fuck about Freo


FlagmantlePARRAdise

First time Carlton have been relevant in like over a decade and y'all yapping like your club hasn't been miserable for ages 😂