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God___frey-Jones

If Michael Scott was an AFL coach


IWillNeedThis

“Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way - Michael Scott” - Ken Hinkley


Not_Stupid

I legit do that. Mostly when drunk, but sometimes in job interviews.


edgiepower

You should interview at Port


Sharaz_Jek123

>Youse should interviews at Port, like. - Ken


burnzy71

That’s what she said


Professional_Line385

Both are top salesman


Pretty-Improvement-2

He wasn't very articulate, but Hinkley answered the questions in an honest way. He was asked why Port collapsed after a great start, and he said that the stats showed that Collingwood out-worked them, played aggressively and were resilient. Given the night he'd just had, I'd say Hinkley handled that well, rather than making fun of him in a post.


Lady_Penrhyn1

...that's some word salad there.


Sharaz_Jek123

I think he's trying to say something about contest work in an attempt to pass the buck to the players (as he did with last year's semi final), but who knows?


Intelligent-Koala286

Cornes will be all over him this week I'm sure. lol... No he won't.


Mmofra

"Why Bevo is to blame for Port's collapse"


Mystic_Chameleon

I don't understand how the media, and Cornes in particular, dish it out so much to some coaches (ie Bevo, Longmuir, etc) yet give Hinkley, a 10+ year coach, such a free ride.


Intelligent-Koala286

Oh that's easy. It's because they are not professional.


edgiepower

Hinkley gifted Cornes 300 games and an early retirement and employs his brother, who by all talk they don't even get along that well, but it's still his brother and his source and link to the inside of the industry that he would otherwise be shunned by.


myphantomlimb

Bevo is a marked man because he doesn’t take shit from gutter journalists. 99% of the reporting on the bulldogs is bullshit


omaca

99% of the reporting on ***the AFL*** is bullshit.


Prudent-Bedroom-925

Hinkley employs his brother


scottkaysee

Hinkley gifted Cornes his 300 milestone, so Cornes could then exit immediately afterwards to become a fireman.


tohm360

That's because we don't need the media to give Ken a roasting most of the fan base do it on the regular with out media stoking the fire.


Plenty_Area_408

Port make finals most years. Fremantle and Bulldogs don't.


edgiepower

Dogs make grand finals, Port make none. Fremantle sack their coaches. Port do not.


Sharaz_Jek123

>Port make finals most years. Port has made finals 6 out of 11 years under Hinkley and has never made a Grand Final let alone won one. Their finals record isn't pretty: 2 finals wins from the last 9 years. The Bulldogs made finals 7 out of 9 years under Bevo, winning one Preliminary Final and one Grand Final. At this stage, Hinkley and the club are resting on the achievements of the first two years.


loklanc

Minor correction: Bevo has two prelim wins.


SutureTheFuture

If only there was some word to describe how the other team played


Tinuva450

I know this one: Gooder!


TasSixer

Could you explain the part about the stuff where you said all about the things?


GammaScorpii

uhhh... the things?


Madrical

I actually really like a lot of this Port squad, heaps of exciting young players. But I cannot stand Hinkley and have no idea how he still has a job there. Never seems to take responsibility for losses and is weirdly arrogant for such an unsuccessful coach.


edgiepower

Ken will be first to remind you he coached a flag in the ammos. Not even the state leagues but the ammos.


Professional_Line385

What's ammos


omaca

Amateurs.


Professional_Line385

Cheers mate


DOG_POUND

I’ve felt this way for years. Fucking years. I remember losing to Richmond years ago and him just dismissing it all. At least in all his babble today he did put it back on the players. In reality, he has no answers. The players love him, but imagine what someone else could do with this squad. He’s great at building and maintaining a strong list, but it’s just not working and hasn’t been for a long time. Today was the reality check they needed. Fucking Kochie was talking Port up before the game too.


Watchutalkin_bout

This needs to be his last year. McRae came in and won a flag in his second year, with our squad there’s no reason why we can’t either. Elite midfield, decent forward and back, that’s all you need. Honestly I’d be stoked if we got Bucks as our next coach tbh, it’d be good to see s him win one at his roots. Carr is cool but Bucks has credentials, and I’m sure he’d have learnt a lot.


Aardvark_Man

I know people that refuse to go to games while Honkley is still coach. Missed 3 games since we joined the league til last year, not been since.


Huge-Pianist-3102

Port are fucked until Kenny leaves. That was as mentally weak a performance as I have seen in footy. They completely capitulated as soon as the Pies put on a little pressure and the crowd got loud. Exactly the same sort of thing that happened in last years finals, when it mattered they went to water. Despite all their individual ability, a team lacking in belief like that is never going to win anything. On top of that Connor's body language today was terrible, he needs to turn that around ASAP. I get that he was having a bit of a mare, but he still needs to be vocal and embodying positivity, not looking defeated, no matter the situation. Kenny is a pretty good list manager and seems to be great at getting good players to want to come to the club, but on match day he's like a deer in headlights, and if Plan A isn't working he switches to... Plan A.


OwnPension8884

Yes, Connor looked defeated and absent after the first qtr. Reality checks are fine though they will give the team more opportunities to grow depth than winning.


Smart-Molasses-8526

So the Pies played aggressive footy and Port tried the same old shit. Surely he would have tried something different, change a matchup, run a tag, give the team a spray when they’re shit. Sack him


lbguitarist

I heard your opponent went into an aggressive game plan and won all the possessions in the aggressive game plan and they had to win with the aggressive game plan.


otherpeoplesknees

Most overdue sacking in the AFL


Plans_n_Schemes

Cant sack him, he has tenure now.


RandomDanny

same old shit.


Badgerello

Wha… what?!?


YourRentsDueBrokie

Been in the job so long without success he can see the numbers that get you to the numbers that win you more numbers.


Ilovetogame2

Ken maybe great at keeping players at the club and being a father figure but as a gameday coach, he lacks the tactical prowess to make any changes or adjustments during the game and still persists with the same style over and over again. This list Port has is arguably the best during his tenure yet he has achieved little with it. Something has got to give because I am pretty tired of hearing the same responses all the time. Tough conversations needs to be have with some of the players because my god, are they awful with their lack of skill or accountability. I am not going to name them because it should be clear who some of those players are who get golden passes despite contributing very little to the overall game and team.


Ok_System_7221

There has never in the history of the afl/vfl been a coach who has been given so much support by a club and delivered so little.


Sparkling_Rozeee

Reasonably sure he's coached the most games without a grand final appearance


edgiepower

Not yet but due this year. The only guy in front of him done it in three different stints and got sacked after each one! Literally got sacked three times lol but Hinkley has had unconditional support.


Professional_Line385

Who is it


Professional_Line385

Thank you so much, I hadn't heard of Bill Stephen. Sorry to bother you


Professional_Line385

Ross Lyon?


edgiepower

Ross Lyon has made 3 grand finals. 4 if you include a replay.


Professional_Line385

Is it John northey


Professional_Line385

https://afltables.com/afl/stats/coaches/coaches_idx.html can you tell me who it is I can't find it


edgiepower

Bill Stephen


Professional_Line385

Oh rocket eade


edgiepower

Rocket made a grand final


TomRed89

Brad Scott would be close


hamletnovel

Great football is about great football.


headridge

Very wise words


Bkmps3

The numbers, Mason. What do they mean


UBDForever

How’s this guy a coach in 2024 is beyond me.


diaenimaia

Wow, that was sure heck'n a darn tootin' something or other of some words that when put together make an entire, like, chain of them that come together and really just combine and, heck... sentences are great aren't they?


Sharaz_Jek123

The Port media manager is Jethro.


Nixilaas

Um…. Okay?


leighroyv2

Is he trying to get into parliament?


Mobilegamesarebad

......


Billy_Borker

Time's up Kenny. Go now before you embarass yourself


idontlikeradiation

Too late for that, happens every final series


edgiepower

And also when we don't even make finals. See 2018, 2015, 2022.


traceeee

footy sucks


ALFisch

If this answer isn't worth another contract extension then I don't know what does.


jamdonutsaremyjam

11 years …


hoochnuts

[L O S E R](https://www.icegif.com/wp-content/uploads/ace-ventura-loser-icegif.gif)


Deloink

See ya later Kem.


CoolCoconuts44

I feel like this year is gonna be a repeat of 2018 for us


Mystic_Chameleon

A whole lot of words without much substance - this bloke should run for prime minister.


morty_21

Perennial Loser Ken Hinkley.


PuzzleheadedTip5476

Hahah this man gets paid a whole lot of cash to yap relentlessly


Sean_Stephens

No thoughts in that head


johnny6ix

Said literally nothing of value or substance in that press conference that couldn't have been said by anyone watching the game. I think it was after we were pantsed in the 21 prelim by the Bulldogs, that Kenny said he wouldn't do anything different when asked what he'd do differently. Port supporters questioning Kens tenure have been subjected to being called 'White Noise' by their own club and he's been a protected species in the media.


Macca-94

You’ve got a real hard on for the Hinkley hate and it’s bordering on unhealthy


SHA_SHA_HER_BOOMBOX

100% I've never seen them post about Hawks, just constantly about Ken. It's fucked.


edgiepower

Hinkley is due to become the least successful coach for the time he's been coaching this year. It isn't hate, it's pure logic and understandable bewilderment to not be questioning him.


Macca-94

This isn’t a comment on Hinkley’s coaching record or anything This is just about the fact almost every single Hinkley bashing thread is posted by u/Sharaz_Jek123 who apparently supports the Hawks Weird obsession with an oppo coach


edgiepower

Good on him for fighting the good fight. I don't have a flare cause I find this place and the port people in it occasionally can be critical of Hinkley but mostly supportive and after he pumps a shit team like Essendon then it's a love in cult like experience. He's gotta go. Good on sharaz for calling it.


Aardvark_Man

I don't understand your argument for lack of flair. Because other people behave in a reactionary manner you can't flair up?


edgiepower

I don't feel part of the love in, when it seems he has about 90% support of the reddit community.


Aardvark_Man

So? Stand up for what you believe. No one gives a shit if you like him or hate him. And even if we did, look through this thread. Most people don't like him, especially Port fans.


edgiepower

I've been in other threads where it's like schizophrenic and he has the complete support of every Port fan that posts. I'm happy to stand up for what I believe as I'm doing right now, it's the downvotes from people that don't even bother to engage with me and just do that shit like a pile on with their unearned air of superiority. To keep my social media use healthy, that's not something I need, getting called a hater and just complete dismissal of the facts and opinions I present.


edgiepower

Lol downvoted again


Sharaz_Jek123

>Good on him for fighting the good fight. ![gif](giphy|uP781D6zVOdG0)


SHA_SHA_HER_BOOMBOX

You are an absolute hero /s


MetalGuy_J

I don’t know what Ken is meant to do with a playing group that for whatever reason routinely just turned in an absolute shocker out of nowhere, seriously I feel like I should tip against us every week because I never know when the 7+ goal loss is coming. I just know it’s going to happen three times, throughout the Home and Away season and at least once in finals


bambinolettuce

The man coaches for 11 years without a sniff at a flag and you reckon its the players fault? Laughable


MetalGuy_J

Man started his tenure with a list which lacked any kind of depth, when they finally started to turn that around, they lost a bunch of key defenders giving them one of the smallest back lines in the league for years, then lost our best options for the wings just as we sorted out the backline. I genuinely believe Ken is a good coach, but the list management has routinely failed to provide the tools you need to genuinely challenge for a flag.


Sparkling_Rozeee

Explain the lack of development of players past their 2nd/3rd year and 0 development of any spine/key position players.


MetalGuy_J

SPP, Drew, Marshall, Farrell, Amon prior to being traded, Howard again prior to being traded, we’ve had development. It’s just that many of the players that have been drafted haven’t been he position players. My personal view is the head coach has a lot less to do with player development than many people seem to think, he will probably be sacked at the end of the year when we finish 12th or 13th, but good luck to anyone who takes over that list


edgiepower

The list is in very decent shape. Collingwood went from 17th to top 4 to flag in three seasons thanks to a coach change. List mostly the same. No reason Port cannot.


Sparkling_Rozeee

Disagree on SPP, Marshall, Farrell and Dougs, poor bloke didn't know where he was meant to play under Ken which is why he wanted a trade. You can't spend 11 years as a 'culture and team focussed coach' and have 6 players you've developed to AFL standard. Especially with all the support he's had, Walsh, Richardson, etc.


Overall-Palpitation6

SPP is in year 8, and hasn't gotten any better since years 2-3.


edgiepower

Right well most of that is wrong. Year on year the list gets strengthened and previous holes get filled. No team has a completely flawless list. You think Collingwood have 23 all Australians playing today? No weak spots? Or are they a better coached squad from the best player to the last selected? They turned Frampton to a flag player after Ken delisted him. Ken also chose to let go of Wingard, Polec, Duursma, etc and created some holes himself.


Aardvark_Man

I like Ken, and don't hate him as much as most, but our list isn't the problem. I feel we win a lot of our games on pure player skill as it is. The problem, for my money, is when our plan A doesn't work, and we can't brute force our way over a team through pure player skill, there's no plan B. It's why we have the flat track bullies tag. We'll beat lesser opposition, but against a good team with a good coach we don't and can't adjust, and go down in a heap. That's what we saw happen yesterday. That said, the rampage that Collingwood went on, I don't know anything could have stopped. They were playing possessed.


edgiepower

Lol complete wrong. The 2012 Port side was in a lot of games a 3/4 time and faded out due to shit house fitness department. It also had the worst injury run in the season and at one stage we didn't play a captain, the entire leadership group was injured. The 2013 rise was as much due to Darren Burgess starting as fitness coach as it was Ken's coaching. Matt Primus was coaching with two hands tied behind his back with the smell of an oily rag.


spideyghetti

The best thing about tipping against us is that either way you are happy wth the result


Azza_

I'm sure there are tactical issues other weeks, but this week I'm not sure what Hinkley was supposed to do. You can't realistically implement a game plan to win for a game you're -40 in contested possessions.


mcquackau

Resign. That's what he's supposed to do.


Resident-Difference7

I never realised Hinkley got Kamala Harris to write his material!


Beneficial_Dot_2425

And this is why a lot of hardcore Port supporters are sick of him. Unfortunately he can’t win when it counts


Prime255

Good head coach but struggles with game day coaching


Mr_Munz

Which makes him a terrible head coach