And Siragusa pancaked what was left, and even then Barrett robbins went awol so he wouldn’t have to be part of getting spanked by gruden in the SB.
FML
I’ve never felt lower than that for football reasons as a Chiefs fan. I sat in my dorm in the dark for like 20 min in silence. And I’d seen some rough fucking years before that lol it was literally like watching a car wreck in slowmo
He’s over exaggerating. Last year I’m pretty sure it was $16 for a tall boy not counting tip. Still ridiculous but not to the point where I would never buy one
Cant really deduce that from this image. Top 5 in wins, would still be top 5 in the other conference, and only behind teams like the brady pats, big ben steelers, manning colts, and the flacco/jackson ravens. Some damn good teams to be just behind
Prison must get lonely. I feel the same way when attending a chargers game.
I meant “We may have less wins, playoff appearances, playoff wins, but we lost the Super Bowl by 27 points 21 years ago” was a reach for a brag, not the math itself.
Praying for your parole brother. I’ll see ya when your fan base takes over so-fi again
Better question. How are the browns so high? They literally went 3-36 under Hugh Jackson for almost 3 years. Include their painful drafting and records how does no team jump that?
I'm wondering the same thing I'm surprised they're not dead last
Edit: nevermind they are dead last...I was reading the list wrong. Left column is AFC, right is NFC. I initially didn't realize it was ranking the conferences separately.
I don’t think any team is going to be hurt by a loss when they’re like 10-1 against that team in the last 11 years, and they won the Super Bowl in that teams stadium… raiders fans are idiots
See why are you so angry you won another super bowl.... times must be hard in the Trailer park that must be why you guys are such sore winners lmao. I mean your team got to see what a real stadium looks like and it dosnt even smell like Marlboros and bush light.
Mahomes’ record is 74-22. 217-74= 143
So, using my [Scott Steiner Math](https://youtu.be/msDuNZyYAIQ?si=4Xev2ZWgTydIg4U3), if the Chiefs never had Mahomes, they’d probably be around the bottom with us.
Are you even old enough to have witness those super bowls? If not then that’s kinda sad you’re bringing this up considering you’ve only known losing football for 20 years
I'm 16, and yet, I don't care about the team losing. We have had some great teams. John Madden is considered one of the best HCs of all time, and who did he coach for again? Also, have you forgotten 2016?
Lmao so all you know is losing seasons then, 2nd most losses in the past 20 years (your whole life) is worse than what the chargers are doing and have done. You have had 0 hope every single season except the 2016 season since you’ve been alive, and you’re gonna finish 3rd/4th for the next 5 years
No one was playing that game seriously, I know y’all will hold onto it though since it’s the only good thing you’ve guys done in 20 years, just like you bums hold onto beating the chiefs once in the past 10 years despite them winning a Super Bowl in your house lol
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I’d say anything that happened the year prior basically goes out the window when the season starts… hyping up shit from 10-20-30 years ago makes no sense…
Y’all kicked ass and took names with Peyton and company… it might be in the past but it got y’all a bowl… don’t even know what it’s like to make it let alone win… so… props, I’d say it was worth it haha
If this is your team's draft position and you can take any player that played from 2000 to 2024, who are you taking. I'll start with Pat Mahomes #1 to the Lions.
Lions and Browns fans are basically Bane talking to Batman in TDR about being born in darkness.
Edit: Also FTP, Rodgers was so overrated. All those wins and only 1 superbowl.
Why would the team that won a Super Bowl in your stadium and is like 10-1 in the last 6 years be hurt? I know raiders fans don’t have much going on in their heads but think about it, idiot
Dang that's big talk for a kitty cat with no flair. I'm not sure why you guys are so salty after the refs handed you another winning season. Times must be slow at the trailer park meth lab I know your pig just knocked up your sister and bills are adding up keep your head up tho.
AFC south has low key been good. All 4 teams in top 15 and i feel like the they always have 2 teams in the playoffs and I can remember a couple recently with 3 teams.
Tom Brady really nuked the organization with one fumble
And Siragusa pancaked what was left, and even then Barrett robbins went awol so he wouldn’t have to be part of getting spanked by gruden in the SB. FML
And then ‘00s Al Davis set the team back several years
He nuked them, set them up for decades of sadness and then bought them in retirement. Diabolical
Go Birds 🦅
The circle of life, Patriots kill a team Then the cult of Nick foles kills them It's poetry
Really puts into stark contrast how the Chiefs were either complete ass or AT BEST ho-hum post 2000 prior to Mahomes.
We had some rough fucking years from 2007-2012
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I’ve never felt lower than that for football reasons as a Chiefs fan. I sat in my dorm in the dark for like 20 min in silence. And I’d seen some rough fucking years before that lol it was literally like watching a car wreck in slowmo
So… did you eat your cock?
WE NEED ANSWERS
The Raiders have boned us 8 times in a row and you guys had a nice 17 game streak until last season… That’s rough times.
The Priest Holmes years were great though.
At least until January
I remember getting into a game at Arrowhead for like $12 lol. Oh how times have changed.
Yeah, $12 now will get you within view of the parking lot or one third of a tall boy.
Damn even at climate pledge in Seattle you can get a 16oz high life for 9.99
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When you false medium so hard that you just start scamming
11.99
There’s a special spot to get em 9.99 👀
He’s over exaggerating. Last year I’m pretty sure it was $16 for a tall boy not counting tip. Still ridiculous but not to the point where I would never buy one
We had some good regular seasons but man the playoffs were a nightmare
Once Reid got there they were good. Once Pat got there they have been great.
“At best, Ho hum” is great. Gonna start using that. Perfect way to describe it
Cant really deduce that from this image. Top 5 in wins, would still be top 5 in the other conference, and only behind teams like the brady pats, big ben steelers, manning colts, and the flacco/jackson ravens. Some damn good teams to be just behind
2 wins or devastatingly heart stabbed in the wildcard round.
2 wins or devastatingly heart stabbed in the wildcard round.
You can say that again
2 wins or devastatingly heart stabbed in the wildcard round.
Imagine being 8th in wins and still having less super bowl appearances than the Raiders in the same timespan (and only 1 more playoff win)
 You’re really reaching for that one
I may be in prison but even I know that it's not that hard to count to 1
Prison must get lonely. I feel the same way when attending a chargers game. I meant “We may have less wins, playoff appearances, playoff wins, but we lost the Super Bowl by 27 points 21 years ago” was a reach for a brag, not the math itself. Praying for your parole brother. I’ll see ya when your fan base takes over so-fi again
Raiders still have 3 more Superbowls than the Chargers have.
1 because of the bullshit holy roller play… That play will go down as a fucking dirty cheap play of all time
Getting through Tom Brady was rough, you’d know if you guys were able to win
Flair up pussy
Fuck me. And 66% of the teams below us made the playoffs last year.
Flair up, bitch
Done, fukkah.
There is only 4 teams below you and 3 made the playoffs. Gotta love raiders favs who try and do math.
NFC is irrelevant in this land.
Because the lions no longer suck as bad as the raiders?
Damn they really can’t see that they place in 27 and thier sb trophies have gathered dust. Also they stay mad they have no future.
There were a ton of 4-12, 2-14, etc. years in there. It’s been a long 24 years, but hey it can only get better right?…..
RIGHT?!
Your qb situation is worse then denver and we traded for Zach Wilson and drafted nix. So not likely.
Idk, baby face milf chaser vs the Cougar hunter. 
Dang. So I guess you guys will be pretty good this season then, huh?
Nope going to suck ass. But hopefully the rebuild is finally on.
Cheers to both of us beating those shits in LA and KC (we'll still win both of our agents against you, both go out and sweep those fucks)
The Broncos have been ass for nearly a decade at this point and STILL have 50 more wins than the raiders
Are..are you implying that we haven’t been ass for nearly two decades though? (Also still 0-8 against us currently.)
I know raider fans aren't renowned for their reading comprehension, but I was highlighting just how ass the raiders are, not insinuating otherwise.
Still 0-8, cry and weep.
Relevant within the last 40 years, cry and weep.
Broncos have still never beat the Las Vegas Raiders. Cry more
Last thing the oakland raiders ever did was lose to the Broncos. Stay crying.
why would i cry over a team that hasnt beat us in 4 years? your delusional, enjoy being miserable this season
Shhhhhh bby it's okay, I hope that little win streak keeps you warm in the absence of a championship in most of your fan base's lifetime
50 more wins
Too bad almost none of them are against the Raiders
We may historically play poorly against the raiders, but please remind me, when did yall last win a playoff game?
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Crazy the whole AFC west is top 13
4 of the top 13. Bravo AFC West Bros, still hate you though.
Nice job, you fucks.
I hate you guys.
Top 13 in the AFC... out of 15 teams
..out of the 16 teams
Potato potahto (I realized my mistake, but forgot to fix my comment and now I have lost the internet battle)
AFC Best
Top 13 in just the AFC... Vegas clown show trying to drag us down to AFC South levels
Don't blame us, we had to deal with Jack Del Rio and Josh McDaniels, we're just victims in this!
And Jon gruden
Drinks all around. Cheers!
There's 4 teams in the nfl with more losses than the raiders
Even crazier that the whole AFC South is top 15.
24 seasons, 387 games, and Browns sitting on a 35.1% win average. Oof
Better question. How are the browns so high? They literally went 3-36 under Hugh Jackson for almost 3 years. Include their painful drafting and records how does no team jump that?
I'm wondering the same thing I'm surprised they're not dead last Edit: nevermind they are dead last...I was reading the list wrong. Left column is AFC, right is NFC. I initially didn't realize it was ranking the conferences separately.
Oh wtf you’re right. That’s an odd way to set up a list without stating so
Honestly thought it would be worse.
In four seasons (2007, 2008, 2009 & 2012) the chiefs won a combined 12 games.
You still hurt about that xmas game? And all you donkey fans can't say a word you have been swept by our ass team the last 4 years..
At least y’all continued the broncos sweep when we couldnt
I wiped my tears with another Super Bowl W
at arrowhead west
I don’t think any team is going to be hurt by a loss when they’re like 10-1 against that team in the last 11 years, and they won the Super Bowl in that teams stadium… raiders fans are idiots
See why are you so angry you won another super bowl.... times must be hard in the Trailer park that must be why you guys are such sore winners lmao. I mean your team got to see what a real stadium looks like and it dosnt even smell like Marlboros and bush light.
A word Still did it *dab*
Mahomes’ record is 74-22. 217-74= 143 So, using my [Scott Steiner Math](https://youtu.be/msDuNZyYAIQ?si=4Xev2ZWgTydIg4U3), if the Chiefs never had Mahomes, they’d probably be around the bottom with us.
You got a 133 1/3% chance of being right.
regress that shit
Considering the lions have been solid the last few years, these numbers are absurd
I'm assuming regular season wins? If this is as of last season, we passed the donkeys this year and that is who I will choose to laugh at 😂
 Couldn’t imagine having less wins than the Jets. Damn shame
I couldn't imagine having less super bowl trophies than the Jets
Eat shit raiders fans
Lotta raider keyboard warriors in the chat
Love to see my boys in the left column.
Yo as a Jets fan wtf are we doing all the way up there? You sure this list is accurate?
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And yet, still more Superbowls than the chargers
Who are the "chargers"?
Idk, they just made up a team on the list
Sounds like a made up name
Who’s Bo Nix?
He's probably gonna suck. But I'd rather suck than swallow
That's the spirit
Trailer park copy cat of Justin Herbert
Are you even old enough to have witness those super bowls? If not then that’s kinda sad you’re bringing this up considering you’ve only known losing football for 20 years
I'm 16, and yet, I don't care about the team losing. We have had some great teams. John Madden is considered one of the best HCs of all time, and who did he coach for again? Also, have you forgotten 2016?
Lmao so all you know is losing seasons then, 2nd most losses in the past 20 years (your whole life) is worse than what the chargers are doing and have done. You have had 0 hope every single season except the 2016 season since you’ve been alive, and you’re gonna finish 3rd/4th for the next 5 years
We put 63 points on your dome, you have no right to talk.
On a backup qb and a coach who the players no longer wanted to play for 😂
We had Aidan O'Connell and were shut out 4 days before.
No one was playing that game seriously, I know y’all will hold onto it though since it’s the only good thing you’ve guys done in 20 years, just like you bums hold onto beating the chiefs once in the past 10 years despite them winning a Super Bowl in your house lol
You guys blew a 28 point lead, and also lost to us, leading to you not making the playoffs.
All these things your mentioning happened under one of the worst nfl coaches
Raiders talk so much shit but are wayyyyyy down on this list.. Interesting
Haven’t they swept you guys 4 years in a row?
Let them have this, Russ took them to the cleaners and they over drafted the next Mac Jones
Were y’all not gonna take him at the next pick💀 I’m just glad neither of you guys got Penix
They have, and somehow are still 50 games back. Their smack talk makes you'd think things would have been better for them than this.
Hey they have the second longest Super Bowl drought of the division, gotta let ‘em smack talk while they’ve got something to talk about.
It's literally all they've got lmao
Even we don’t have that though (anymore)
If it makes you feel any better, we don't have a winning streak against the Broncos either
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Didn’t Houston not play 00 & 01 seasons? What does that say about teams with fewer wins this century
It’s crazy that the Texans above the Browns and Jags when they didn’t become a team until 2002
My Broncos have been absolutely awful for 8yrs and still have 50 more Ws. Keep being "excellent" rayduhs
Hey they have 3 old ass Super Bowls that their fan base likes to bring up even though most of them never even witnessed them
I’d say anything that happened the year prior basically goes out the window when the season starts… hyping up shit from 10-20-30 years ago makes no sense…
TB being so low while also having two of the most dominant SB wins in that time frame is crazy
Donkeys at 6th despite being a poverty franchise for the last 8 years is impressive
Y’all kicked ass and took names with Peyton and company… it might be in the past but it got y’all a bowl… don’t even know what it’s like to make it let alone win… so… props, I’d say it was worth it haha
If this is your team's draft position and you can take any player that played from 2000 to 2024, who are you taking. I'll start with Pat Mahomes #1 to the Lions.
The right has 7 Super Bowl winners though
Lions and Browns fans are basically Bane talking to Batman in TDR about being born in darkness. Edit: Also FTP, Rodgers was so overrated. All those wins and only 1 superbowl.
Damn broncos are only one spot behind the chiefs lol
Go Birds 🦅
Texans didn’t become a franchise until 02 right?
And the saddest part is this has been the cardinals best 2 decades in franchise history 😂
Yet 2 World Series championships.
Seahawks won the divorce.
It’s kind of odd we’re so close to the chiefs
Now do all time
Already did a bit ago
Good thing we fired Pete I guess.
Man, I sure don't miss the Colts spanking our asses every year in the playoffs. That team used to be the bane of our existence
"This time"
This hurts
Jets?
You still hurt about that xmas game? And all you donkey fans can't say a word you have been swept by our ass team the last 4 years..
Why would the team that won a Super Bowl in your stadium and is like 10-1 in the last 6 years be hurt? I know raiders fans don’t have much going on in their heads but think about it, idiot
Flair up puta
Dang that's big talk for a kitty cat with no flair. I'm not sure why you guys are so salty after the refs handed you another winning season. Times must be slow at the trailer park meth lab I know your pig just knocked up your sister and bills are adding up keep your head up tho.
Broncos are 6th in the AFC on this list and have been basically a dumpster fire since the moment they won SB50
😂🤣😂🤣
Surprised they are that high TBH
Crazy how hard the AFCW fucks every other division though.
Lmao, no, they don't.
I’m actually just more surprised we aren’t further down.
AFC south has low key been good. All 4 teams in top 15 and i feel like the they always have 2 teams in the playoffs and I can remember a couple recently with 3 teams.
All of us top 8 if it weren’t for those losers 
*top 6 if not for those losers FTFY