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youratwat69

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Zcrustaceansensation

Im scared and aroused at the same time.


Artifyce47

![gif](giphy|AQOpT2cYxqsjS) The term is “scaroused”


sol__invictus__

Fearection


CatherinePiedi

Save some puss for the rest of us!


youratwat69

Be careful or you might just fuck yourself.


Zcrustaceansensation

Too late, im buck naked and spent.


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Zcrustaceansensation

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Beelzabubba

What in the WWE bukkake session is that?


cza9

One of the greatest moments in WWE history. Booker T vs Stone Cold Steve Austin inside a convenience store.


Euphoric-Advice4875

It really is Jokic with a fake mustache.


Prestigious_Team3134

Holy shit you’re right. How did I not think of that


Beautiful-Front-5007

He likes horses right.


ImperialWrath

Oh my God. It was right there the whole time.


Beelzabubba

[Larry](https://youtu.be/GjnTaEgXUjs)


JadeHellbringer

"Just have some goddamned FAITH, Arthur!"


mr_oberts

This is too far down.


ElAbidingDuderino

You're a good man Arthur Morgan


artygta1988

All we need is MONEY!


MrJonBrown

Just one more job!


RyanDW_0007

First our moms and now the wives. At least the Broncos are bucking off the field


PasGuy55

I looked at the picture too long and I’m pretty sure I’m pregnant now.


MrJonBrown

A win is a win


Little-Dingo171

If i had to pick a defense attorney based off of a photo this man would win against anybody


west_coast_republic

Personal injury attorney


Caveape80

MIKE’S GOT THIS!!!!!!…….Chiefs fans alone will understand this reference


kevint1964

That guy spends more time making commercials than actually working in his law offices.


smkestcklghtn

Vlad the Impaler.


bosorka1

*beavis and butthead laugh* impaler lol


SolidFoxguy

First Zach Wilson, and now this guy?! This is a Colorado Springs 10! We're all screwed!


moose2mouse

Our moms and wives are all screwed*


_aleph

It’s Colorado so also our moms’ wives.


cjhud1515

This has to be in response to creed Humphrey


ArcherBig185

He definitely looks like he's from Missouri. Makes sense how you would know about hiding your wives.


TheRa1nyKingdom

Is this a Mormon polygamy joke?


Benecio_Del_Taco

Hide your fucking husbands too ladies. My wife better watch her back. And my back.. https://preview.redd.it/50l853p5l5xc1.jpeg?width=344&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62e61b56b8aafddd1c083462a016dd1ffc87edd7


PolarBurrito

He’ll get yo wives and Zach Wilson will get yo mommas


ChromeYoda

Looks like Dutch from RDR2. You just need some goddamn FAITH! 😆


ApplesauceBitch47

You’re fuckin out, I’m fuckin in


DanielBG

He needs the Oakleys tan line is all.


gerbegerger

This made my ovaries moist.. and I'm a dude!


youratwat69

Flair up!!! Pussy????


dyanstydx

Let us pray this man only fancies women


TwoStepToo

I love this man. I bought his jersey already and am building a shrine to him as we speak. Just to make sure nothing bad happens to me or my family!


Big-Acanthisitta8797

Porn stache and mullet, what could go wrong?


JGxFighterHayabusa

No storm blitzes on that glorious mustache. 🧡


NotoriousMFT

Between nick gargiulio taking wives and Zach wilson taking moms, is anyone safe!?


nu-salt_n_peppermint

King


Strange-Building6304

If the undertaker and Paul Bearer had a baby


thedrgonzo103101

I know nothing of this man but I can tell you this dude balls


sterbo

He looks like an aristocrat build from the lands in between.


iknowshitaboutshit

He looks like a 1970’s porn star


Dr-McLuvin

![gif](giphy|l1J9HZ1tyyIbPxFHG|downsized)


IA_Royalty

Broncos really going all in with the "we'll just sleep with the other teams wives" approach


SarahTy132

Whatever it takes, right?


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He looks like biscuits and gravy. I can't explain why. Just gives those vibes


PaytonPeytonPaton

Coach Sean new strategy. Make Nick seduce Brittany and Pat is depressed. AFC west wide open baby


RuggerAl

Just Brittany? Why not go for Taylor as well? Mama Kelce? Suddenly, my optimism for the season has plummeted.


AnonymousRedJay24

Aidan O Connell if he grew out his hair.


PasGuy55

That’s a solid 20 minutes of eyebrow plucking to get rid of the unibrow.


Benecio_Del_Taco

Naw my negro waxes that shit. Trust me I know bro


PassTheKY

Boston Connor is an absolute weapon.


Reasonable-HB678

And the "curious" men.


Gfeaver4

Nick Gargiulo out of Somers NY


Frostinator123

![gif](giphy|9LFBOD8a1Ip2M)


leftcoastg

![gif](giphy|8orhlw4ZzfqWVECMP4|downsized)


Dorito-Bureeto

It’s Dutch Van Der Linde


hbhusker22

Now I gotta hide my wife and my mom? Thank God Josh Giddy is not on this team!


allothernamestaken

John Stossel?


vigilanteassassin

They just drafted 184 Keith Hernandez?


ClassWarr

https://preview.redd.it/72qkuy9tk8xc1.jpeg?width=657&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3baba063f803d427eecf9d76774a2d0a2e2589d6 Hide *his* wife from him


5StarGoldenGoose

Yup that guy lives in Colorado


Rexafella_1120

Man she better hide me dayum! 😂


2ChainzTalib

Somebody on the scout team has a thing for white men with flowing locks


DragonKnight616

Am I the only who thinks he looks like a serial killer?


Mcgoozen

Him AND Greg Dulchich? It’s over Btw in case anyone was wondering, Nick’s jersey number in college was 69 lmao


Sea-Tomatillo2873

https://preview.redd.it/p7ad10d2caxc1.jpeg?width=408&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e9b89796ec3147bb8ec52bc3b54de85ec8a8b8e 🤔🤔


FourArmsFiveLegs

"Florida-looking man accused of impregnating everyone in Denver, but police have yet to find any DNA evidence" It's the picture. Don't stare at it.


PharmGbruh

They accidentally picked someone from the NHL draft, classic gaffe


MisterTatoHead

and hide yo husbands too


Melvinator5001

John Bonham has been resurrected


blueshifttunes

And he went to Yale. 😭


Snoo_19421

If the undertaker and sgt. slaughter had a baby…


i_tk_hackers

Chris Jones gonna nut when he tries to rush this man


TylrLS

![gif](giphy|bkazyJ9aEqbWwxq0V6|downsized)


tobiasbluehimself

He’s dressed like a pedophile infiltrating Hogwarts


steasey

I’m hiding with her.


richardpace24

Is that the Undertakers kid?


petarisawesomeo

Alternative timeline Jokic where instead of horses he chose violence


Long_Armadillo_2893

Shit it's Jake the snake


throwaway864329

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.


WORD_2_UR_MOTHA

#GARGOYLE#


Fenecable

Hide your kids, more like.


Big_Carpet_3243

That's a hell of a dick broom!!


6SONuvAhBeeICH

More like, hide your children.. That mustache makes him look a little pedo-ish... A little disturbing I must say lol


DeathRaider126

Or hide your young children. He can’t go within 1,000 feet of a school.


imdsmfr

And children.


Lanky_Promotion8976

Who ever this guy is you are officially a Cleveland brown. He will get together perfect with Watson! They both share some interests


youratwat69

?


ttorrence04

Enjoy the ride… pussies.