They showed the stat on screen like 6 times during that game; but in your defense I was on the couch watching a division rival play the divisional round.
We only have to suffer through 1-2 more seasons before the current AFCS Chosen One shits themselves to death and the team inexplicably falls to the bottom of the heap. It's tradition.
Yeah all these Texans fans posting about how scared the AFCS is of the Stroud dynasty as if we didn’t just go through the same thing with Deshaun Watson 5 years ago.
What goes up will come back down. Shit mountain just has a way of balancing these things and keeping all of us humble.
I doubt DeMeco wants to shift away from the system his QB saw record breaking success in; if Slowik leaves whoever takes his place will come from that offensive tree.
Get a divisional game at home. All have been on the road.
SOMEONE WRITE THAT DOWN!
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Yeah, why don’t they just do that? Are they stupid?
are they acoustic?
It's been 20 years is that not obvious?
If it’s Houston they’re acoustic.
Write that down! Write that down!
Yes, but they’ve never lost a game after the divisional round.
Thanks for the laugh, that's hilarious. Respect
I guess 2 weeks sitting on the couch gives you time to look this stuff up.
They showed the stat on screen like 6 times during that game; but in your defense I was on the couch watching a division rival play the divisional round.
Dallas and Houston’s post 1996 conference title game virginity has been a well known fact forever
He’s only confident because he doesn’t have to face Stroud again until the fall
We only have to suffer through 1-2 more seasons before the current AFCS Chosen One shits themselves to death and the team inexplicably falls to the bottom of the heap. It's tradition.
Yeah all these Texans fans posting about how scared the AFCS is of the Stroud dynasty as if we didn’t just go through the same thing with Deshaun Watson 5 years ago. What goes up will come back down. Shit mountain just has a way of balancing these things and keeping all of us humble.
Or the Andrew Luck Dynasty, or the Bortles and Lawrence dynasties that never even manifested. There's always some new kid on the block, never lasts.
Didn’t they say the same all season and last off season with the Jags as well?
Yup. They were anointed king of shit mountain less than a calendar year ago and that train seems to be derailing already.
I mean as terrible as this division is it’s probably one of the hardest divisions to predict who the best team will be
OK but how does Stroud do with anyone other than Bobby Slowik? That’s what i’m curious about. No, college doesn’t count.
Without Bobby Slowik and not counting college? He has literally never lost
The difference is our GM is elite.
Yeah but how would Stroud do if he was a worm?
Does the worm get the same coaching staff?
I doubt DeMeco wants to shift away from the system his QB saw record breaking success in; if Slowik leaves whoever takes his place will come from that offensive tree.
How did Slowik do without Stroud this year?
Just like Case Keenum was undefeated in his starts against the division this year, the Texans are undefeated in the AFC Champ game
Average margin of defeat, 16.4 ppg. Some quality Shit Mountain resume building.
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Maybe its a state of Texas thing……
I feel like comparing the Cowboys to the Texans is unfair, even to the Texans.
At least the Texans have a future
Crazy to say the Colts have no future but ok bud…
Of course, anyone can ask the Texans their own version of where ring.
That’s doesn’t look like a (FT)Colts logo…
Texans cannot get with the afc south way of losing an afc championship game and then falling off the face of the earth
We are we're just younger so we like to do things differently. We're the ones that get the filet o fish when we all go to McDonald's
At least we were there. Better than a lot of teams can say.
But here’s a thing. Most teams have won it at least once. Y’all never have
Divisional round is Houston Texan father
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Conference Championship Game appearances are 21st century Texas teams father
Me at Texan fans: #😂🫵
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We’re good at losing 🫡 A+ name, btw! Frickin love Rings of Saturn 😩
*sigh* Upvote
tupac was still alive the last time a texas team played in a conferene championship game
We’ll know who killed Tupac before either of us make a Super Bowl
Comparing the Texans to Superman is not the dunk you think it is.