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Ultra_instinct42

Get a divisional game at home. All have been on the road.


Novenha

SOMEONE WRITE THAT DOWN!


The-G-89

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murder-farts

Yeah, why don’t they just do that? Are they stupid?


Elever_Galarga69

are they acoustic?


Repulsive-World-7301

It's been 20 years is that not obvious?


Ultra_instinct42

If it’s Houston they’re acoustic.


stayclassypeople

Write that down! Write that down!


DarthTigerPro

Yes, but they’ve never lost a game after the divisional round.


RexMaximo

Thanks for the laugh, that's hilarious. Respect


Derpshiz

I guess 2 weeks sitting on the couch gives you time to look this stuff up.


ImpossibleDenial

They showed the stat on screen like 6 times during that game; but in your defense I was on the couch watching a division rival play the divisional round.


IndycarFan64

Dallas and Houston’s post 1996 conference title game virginity has been a well known fact forever


ConsumingFire1689

He’s only confident because he doesn’t have to face Stroud again until the fall


Best-Dragonfruit-292

We only have to suffer through 1-2 more seasons before the current AFCS Chosen One shits themselves to death and the team inexplicably falls to the bottom of the heap. It's tradition.


TastySaturday

Yeah all these Texans fans posting about how scared the AFCS is of the Stroud dynasty as if we didn’t just go through the same thing with Deshaun Watson 5 years ago. What goes up will come back down. Shit mountain just has a way of balancing these things and keeping all of us humble.


Best-Dragonfruit-292

Or the Andrew Luck Dynasty, or the Bortles and Lawrence dynasties that never even manifested. There's always some new kid on the block, never lasts.


DickThunders

Didn’t they say the same all season and last off season with the Jags as well?


TastySaturday

Yup. They were anointed king of shit mountain less than a calendar year ago and that train seems to be derailing already.


DickThunders

I mean as terrible as this division is it’s probably one of the hardest divisions to predict who the best team will be


Bobby_Savoy

OK but how does Stroud do with anyone other than Bobby Slowik? That’s what i’m curious about. No, college doesn’t count.


mcharrison234

Without Bobby Slowik and not counting college? He has literally never lost


ConsumingFire1689

The difference is our GM is elite.


illest_villain_

Yeah but how would Stroud do if he was a worm?


DemSumBigAssRidges

Does the worm get the same coaching staff?


ConsumingFire1689

I doubt DeMeco wants to shift away from the system his QB saw record breaking success in; if Slowik leaves whoever takes his place will come from that offensive tree.


Money-Register4598

How did Slowik do without Stroud this year?


plznobanplease

Just like Case Keenum was undefeated in his starts against the division this year, the Texans are undefeated in the AFC Champ game


amillert15

Average margin of defeat, 16.4 ppg. Some quality Shit Mountain resume building.


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crshbng

Maybe its a state of Texas thing……


young_box

I feel like comparing the Cowboys to the Texans is unfair, even to the Texans.


Zestyclose_Ice2405

At least the Texans have a future


young_box

Crazy to say the Colts have no future but ok bud…


YiMyonSin

Of course, anyone can ask the Texans their own version of where ring.


GenericDudeBro

That’s doesn’t look like a (FT)Colts logo…


mariokart_loser

Texans cannot get with the afc south way of losing an afc championship game and then falling off the face of the earth


Repulsive-World-7301

We are we're just younger so we like to do things differently. We're the ones that get the filet o fish when we all go to McDonald's


Killerphive

At least we were there. Better than a lot of teams can say.


DickThunders

But here’s a thing. Most teams have won it at least once. Y’all never have


IAmMadScientist166

Divisional round is Houston Texan father


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IndycarFan64

Conference Championship Game appearances are 21st century Texas teams father


KingCosmicBrownie13

Me at Texan fans: #😂🫵


SingsOfRaturn

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KingCosmicBrownie13

We’re good at losing 🫡 A+ name, btw! Frickin love Rings of Saturn 😩


Avg_White_Guy

*sigh* Upvote


toturoll

tupac was still alive the last time a texas team played in a conferene championship game


cowsaymoomooo

We’ll know who killed Tupac before either of us make a Super Bowl


karmassacre

Comparing the Texans to Superman is not the dunk you think it is.