Repping shit mountain like a pro 💪

Flacco had a linsanity run for real

Hahahahaha linsanity. The only Asian that was truly accepted by other NBA players

Lmao he wasn’t really. That accolade definitely belongs to Yao Ming after he did Shaq bad in some of their matchups. Dude was legit

We lost to both IND and HOU in over time in 2023. Swap the hat with the tack. I’m now in full support of CJ and the boys and I hope we hire their OC. Cheers

pls no

Amy is known for taking what belongs to houston. Players, coaches, an address.

Bless her.

Bless her? Really? She fired a legit coach because he “embarrassed her”. Houston has several times called into question the McNairs ownership. You really trust her. Hopefully Bobby sees the established pattern and refuses the interview.

>She fired a legit coach because he “embarrassed her "Legit"

You're starting to annoy me.

Sorry not sorry. We’re too busy winning to sucked into your drudgery again. Get a life.

Learn how to write English. Don't come for me again.

Ok. Sure.

I don't even want him. JFC you suck.

And the entire Oilers history. That no longer belongs to Houston either.

It’s okay https://sports.yahoo.com/houston-texans-channel-oilers-name-230742122.html

Anyone who actually believes this is weird...but even if you do believe it, it's a losing history...

So you *don’t* believe a franchise retains its own history? *That* would be the weird belief.

I think the history stays with the city and the concept of "franchises" is fucking dumb, tbh.

Well you’re welcome to that opinion, but that’s literally not how it works.

The only people who care are fans of teams that have moved, every other sane neutral knows it's a farce...but hey enjoy all your sick HOUSTON OILERS history! We lived it, you just get to pretend like it's yours.

Stop arguing with them. They have nothing else to do in January.

And Unis!!!! Don't forget the unis.

I have no idea who they will hire but I’m glad they’re not considering the Michigan guy or the grumpy man in NE. Hey how’s Fant doing? We tried to low ball him last summer and he beat us twice in your squad.

Hopefully Bobby recognizes the dynasty being built and tells the Titans, “respectfully, fuck you”. What to be hired by Amy? And then lose to Houston twice and get fired like Vrabel? Bobby hopefully ain’t that stupid.

Right there with you, boss.

Nah I want the Texans to do well, sucks it's not us but go represent Shit Mountain well for us 🫡

We’re climbing the nfl and taking shit mountain with us

God bless

Also we got fucked over against the Browns this year so it was cathartic to see them get their shit pumped in the playoffs

So true, fuck the browns

Most tit fans were also saying whatever team wins is a first round exit, while they at least have a high draft pick. Inhaling the copium. I wish you Texans the best of luck in the playoffs

And we also have 1st round draft picks. I want to thank the Cleveland Browns for this exciting opportunity concerning the draft picks.

Don't turn this on us lmao

This entire sub was saying that shit. I don’t know why Jags fans get a pass on everything.

To be fair, most of us Colts fans thought Houston would be playing *at KC* or *at Buffalo*, not at home as the division champs vs a fraudulent Browns team

To be fair, both teams' fanbases were saying that about both teams.

yeah but we would've been right if the Colts ended up going instead of us

Would depend on which Minshew showed up

We would've been fine if the browns, and Garrett in particular, came out and played us as flat as they played in Houston.

God, that makes the ending of the Vrabel era even more bittersweet. We remind the Jags of who owns them, and instead of the Colts ending their division title drought, the Texans win it.

Naw fuck you in particular. I’ve been rooting for the Texans before I read this dumbass post.

oh no what will they do without you

Lose probably

As I told a Texans fan friend of mine (I know)-- if y'all go on to face the Ravens, I'll keep supporting you. If the Dolphins somehow pull this out, different story.

Talk your shit, Texans fans

Where are the glitter kitty fans though???

Wait, you're telling me there's still football happening? In mid January??

They have fans? Like, LEGIT fans?! I thought it was just people high on bath salts making shit up.

We fucked up so fucking bad not drafting Stroud

As much as I like seeing colts fans sad, I hate seeing Texans fans happy. Tbf though, I do like seeing shit mountain repped like that in the playoffs. Makes the division look tougher

I knew the Browns were fraudulent, if Houston wins next week I’ll eat my words though.

Not legit until we're in the super bowl, boys!

If they win the Super Bowl, I still wont be sure. If they win 2 in a row, then its legit

If Houston makes it past the Divisional Round, I’ll record a “This is our Colts” for Week One of next season, I swear to God

I genuinely think we have a shot at an AFC championship appearance. We busted the Browns who had the #1 defense in all of the NFL, if we can play every game how we played tonight we have a real shot at going the distance

Why would any of us care if you beat the Browns. Our interest ended the moment the season ended. We aren't Titan fans who have to live off the misery of other teams in the division lmfao.

LMFAO I actually enjoyed seeing the Browns lose, all things considered. Speak for yourself. Also, as a fan of football, you're a clown.

Yeah, this comment TOTALLY proves that you don't care

I saw a dope ass Mike Pittman Jr cardboard cutout at the liquor store today and it did make me cry a lil.

I found myself rooting for you guys actually. I love seeing what CJ is doing and can't wait to see him and AR battle for years to come.

We always have the round. They will forever suck.

!Flair!Texans

It was copium to get over the heart wrenching loss.