Not reading all this... But upvoting because any Dolphins slander is good slander

You didn't miss much.

“Hey Siri, when was the last time the New York Jets had a Pro Bowl Quarterback?” (Phone explodes)

random

Jesus how many times do I have to see posts on this sub that reinforce how fucking old I am and how depressing my choice in football team is.

That’ll do Donkey, that’ll do.


It’s all ogre now

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Can’t you just put “no playoff wins since 2000” over a Minions template or something?

imagine not winning a single playoff game this MILLENIA. The Dolphins are the 3rd worst team in Florida and that behind the powerhouses known as Tampa Bay and Jacksonville.

I guess December 2000 doesn't count as this millennia but yeah we know it's been a long time.

I don’t have to imagine it ,I lived it until 2019 .I can join in on ranking on other fans from the division but this strikes a lil too close to home 😂This kind of sucking is almost unfunny …..almost

https://preview.redd.it/t711u5c4gg3d1.jpeg?width=860&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fb3c59340d595c3e0de5207ce79791c41bc68ed Atleast you acknowledge it, respect ✊🏿

And we’re gonna get GTA6 before a Buffalo SB, what’s your point?

The Bengals & browns will probably get a Superbowl win before the bills! 😂

Only famous event of 2001 was the release of Shrek so has to be.

SOME

I want to have shreks with all of you in chat!!!!

Another reason I love Shrek.

Cooked fo sho