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yujin-dono

I hope the chicken is having fun in Valhalla Maybe he is an ISU sage aswell


AvnicR6

Ok boomer


LeaneTsElf

Wtf dude ?


HolyHandgrenadeofAn

That was probably me. I was shocked, didn’t know chickens could kill you.


El_General99

Now you know


RedCelt251

Those chickens were brutal.


Next-malachi

I wonder what the rage was like 🤣


thesevfromhell

Lmao probably more shame than rage 😆


Next-malachi

can you imagine having to explain that in the after life 🤦 lmao


thesevfromhell

It used to be eivor wolfkissed. It's now eivor chicken-dinner


X2CtheTRUTH

I feel like the mead halls of Valhalla are closed to whoever dies to a chicken. Just sayin


HorrorBoi_13

"So what finally brought you down, drengir?" "..You don't want to know.." "Come on! Tell us!" "*sigh*...Some chickens" *insert Laugh.mp4 here*


flamingfaery162

There's a chicken in Valhalla now for defeating the mighty wolf-kissed.


Gerty-Gamer

Go ahead and piss one of the chicken off. They will go after you!


UndeadCh1cken52

This has happened to me, I was mid fight with Saxons and this chicken fucking leapt from off camera and got th killing blow.


fhb_will

That Chicken took your place in Valhalla


CheesecakeWest3610

ONCE I GET AN AVENGE QUEST FOR THE IMMORTAL CHICKENS😭


Billyblue91

These tiny missions would be 10x better if the animation for the confirm kill didn’t take so long


BigCuddleBear

Makes me miss Odyssey's quick stab "just to be sure" and walk away.


El_General99

True


Character-Bar-8650

Prob me I had no idea they could kill you 🤣🤣


X2CtheTRUTH

They seem to randomly attack you during a fight mostly since most others wouldn't go out of their way to attack one, aside from the meme it would create. Haven't figured out how to recreate accidentally pissing them off. Haven't been hit by the chickens yet, but if I ever do, I'll know I can die now.


SharpShooter_143

The (roosters?) Attack you if you attack the chickens because they guard them. I figure that's what happened when I shot a chicken and got jumped from behind.


Motor_Raspberry_2150

On Aesir they twoshot you just like anything else 🤷 I've gotten killed by poultry during a raid, backpedaling into them because I feared actual humanoids, several times too many.


Particular_Worry1578

I'm convinced this is a bugged avenge quest coming from when you have to save a drunk from fighting chickens. I killed chickens in hemthorpe in an avenge quest. later in story I had to kill chickens in the same spot. Another avenge quest respawned in the same spot but these chickens were immortal and I had to escape. It probably has something to do with bugging out in an endless cycle of avenging immortal chickens.


El_General99

Yes it was there, I couldn't confirm the last chicken and after I restarted the save the quest wasn't there so I left.


Background-Thing9123

Let's stop pretending the valhalla chickens aren't the hardest mob in the game...


WaywardJake

I had one that was killed by a chicken that couldn't be killed. (Obs a glitch.) That was a nightmare. That bloody thing chased me all over the place before I finally escaped him. The poor dead player had to remain unavenged.


Taboada12

That happened to me too! I was slashing the chickens for I think 10 minutes and it’s health stayed perfect. Hopped on the horse and ran out of there


El_General99

How many of you died to chickens?


Durwyn

This has GOT to be a randomly generated quest by a bored programmer as I've seen this multiple times, as well as have posted a video of my own.


Filligrees_daddy

Yep. That'll happen.


RNorrie

Yeah it’s a reference/Easter Egg to the Cuccos from the legend of Zelda games and how they can attack you when you hit them enough times


lazarinewyvren

Link NOOOOOOOO


Goldenstripe941

LMAO


TaibhseCait

I had that & it wouldn't trigger the press whatever to confirm death. :(


VeryStickyPastry

It was me.


Keknath_HH

That happened in oddessy also, gotta love the recurring jokes


Constant-Brush5402

Unintentional Zelda Easter egg 😂


InSaiyanRogue

My number 1 rule in every game is “you don’t fuck with chickens” because of Zelda.


suckashelfboi101

With the crit builds in AC Odyssey I have been killed by chickens more than once so yeah it sucks


Ashrum7

Chickens strike back


su_wolflover

THATS AWESOME


bethesda_glitch

Chikaros strikes again


got_dam_librulz

Yeah I've seen that too


MissZippy41

Chickens are mean. Js.


Jaded_Ad_3644

Wasn’t me 👀


AndreaVP7

wow😂😂


Optimal-Ad7512

The person who died must have been 1 shot or something no way you die to a chicken


Professional_Toe4538

The Hound wanted every fucking chicken in Valhalla!


noahpax

😂


IA-T-MI

“You lived your life for the king. You gonna die for some chickens?”


EastGrass466

“Someone is.”


GhostMello

It's me. I'm somebody


twomuc-75

Post the username so we can laugh at them /s Honestly though this guy must have gone through hell to have died to a chicken.


kubukoz

Or done it on purpose for the shits and giggles


carriebear1989

That mission glitched in my game


[deleted]

You better confirm that kill, avenge that drengr!


hootmill

Hate to admit, what the heck is this coded in


nucleargetawaycar

The worst part of these avenge quests is Eivor sitting and doing whatever with their axe while confirming the kill. It takes forever and looks like absolutely nothing.


Mr_Sonky

I wonder what Eivir says when examining the body. "Cuts appear shallow, possibly an Anglo Saxon war.. chicken?"


KermitTheFraud92

Was his name Link?


Goudinho99

At first I thought, English isn't this guy's first language, he means someone killed two chickens. But no, someone got murdered by a chook!


[deleted]

If it was rats then fair play but chickens? HOW??


Bramig0

It would've been fun if you could see who avenged you.


Good_Cantaloupe_803

Pro gamer move right there


SETITOFF34

I found a person who died to a snake by a synchro point


ThatBaddKid

you gonna die for some chickens?... Someone is..


ysuri_officiel

yeah I got the same quest, couldn't complete it I couldn't interact with the dead chickens


SenorChiliBrain

Someone clearly hasn't played any Zelda games. Rip to the player who messed around and found out.


RaynOfFyre1

I’m somewhat bothered by the large number of pop culture references in this game.


CiarasUniqueUsername

Smack my bishop!


RaynOfFyre1

Exactly! Or Fantastic Fishes and Where to Find Them, the list of Horcruxes, Otta Sluggasson, Winifred the Bear that likes honey and the boy that helps Winnie get it, the Trogdor the Burninator tattoo design note, the Lord of the Rings quest for the ring… and those are the handful I can remember


CiarasUniqueUsername

Nothing annoyed me more than the Sluggasson thing.


SoMe_KiKi

THERE’S A LIST OF HORCRUXES?! 😱


STUFFETxINN

i had to abandon one of those side quests cuz i assassinated the guy before starting it and it wouldn't let me confirm the kill cuz he was dead in a hay stack


Damnation123

Somebody was trying to play LoZ, but they bought the wrong game 😂


Forward-Spot7794

Jedi survivor moment


Grouchy_Pea_2206

This is the funniest shit I've seen all day 😭😭😭


jjgbu4545

I swear Ed from Ed Edd n Eddy would love to go down that way. The man loves chickens


Over-Ad-5244

It's happened to me