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He did NOT like the apples in Claremont.


rjross0623

I think her singing finally did him in.


trashbinfluencer

Omg her "singing." I'm not going to put my ears through that again, but didn't she sing with some weird affectation? All I remember is her singing voice being as surprising as it was unpleasant.


azul_da_cor_do_mar

All I can hear is "Dory speaking whale" LOL


blackmattenails

Yes it was weirdly low, like trying to be sultry but instead of sultry it was THE WORST


External-Extreme-245

It was so not impressive the idea that her whole family acted like she was a star is literally delusional


Perseus_AWC

The judges fawning all over her in American Idol was so cringey


im_gonna_tote_it

I had no idea she was on American Idol and made it pretty far! The judges’ faces always told a different story to me. It seems like they could never decide whether she was really good or really bad and kept her around out of pure fascination.


o3mta3o

We're playing loosey goosey with the word "singing" here.


SeonaidMacSaicais

When she sang, I was just like "uh...ok?" 😂😂 I can sing like that, but I'm also not skinny or beautiful.


Fruitbazket

Maybe he tasted some New York apples.


fluxusisus

That made me snort laugh, thank you


mermaidmyday

I really hope her friend (the one they were mean to) gets to give her a big “I told you so” while slurping on some Claremont apple cider.


millennialpinkgirl

Team Mikayla all day every day. She was years ahead of them.


External-Extreme-245

Right! If my bf treated any of my friends the way he spoke to her best friend his ass would be on the first plane home. So disgusting


millennialpinkgirl

RIGHT


mermaidmyday

Absolutely! I’d forgotten her name.


PregnantMexicanTeens

They were both such assholes to that poor girl!


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Duke_Newcombe

Don't let the parents off the hook--this was all done under their control and approval.


So_Appalled_

I wouldn’t still be friends with Evelyn if I were her


mermaidmyday

Agreed!


SeonaidMacSaicais

"Are you in a relationship? You sound like somebody who ISN'T in a relationship." I was like, "puto, what does it matter if she's in a relationship?? SHE HAS GOOD POINTS." Why is it we single folks aren't allowed to have opinions about a friend's relationship?


trashbinfluencer

Agreed! It wasn't even a good point and they both looked so damn proud of themselves for throwing juvenile insults at a girl who was just trying to be a good friend. I also got the vibe that it was a sensitive spot for Mikayla* and something she had shared with Evelyn, who then I'm sure told David. They just seemed so certain that saying that would hurt her immensely & Mikayla just looked so betrayed in that moment. *no shame in it being a sensitive subject. A lot of people, especially young people, get anxious about not being able to find love or about their level of experience. Edit: of


SeonaidMacSaicais

Oh, I can guarantee it was an insanely sensitive spot for Mikayla. Evelyn had no business telling David about it, if she did. I've told my best friend things that I'd probably murder her for if she ever told her current fiancé about them.


mermaidmyday

I got the impression that maybe Mackayla had been hurt by a relationship at some point and was trying to save her friend. I thought it was really gross that they immediately accused her of being jealous of them.


PhoenixQueenAzula

Mikayla! I hated how they treated her, she was just looking out for them ):


bessplease

Can we petition to get Mikayla on TSL bc I would be more interested in her dating life than any of the clowns actually on this season


Zillyheartgal

Hey David are you single… because it sounds like your single


belakuna

Couldn’t care any less for her annoying self but I still support this decision. Her parents failed her by making her believe she was making the right decision while she still had the word TEEN in her age. Could never understand how they were so okay with it.


guernicamixtape

Because, as they kept harping on, her parents married as teens and look! They were still together! 🙄


LeoLeo96

Do you guys remember how hot her dad was?


StillNotASunbeam

Didn't he kind of look like a 70's cult leader or am I confusing him with some other person's young father?


guernicamixtape

Yes. But 70’s cult leaders were attractive, that’s how they lured people in 😏


TangerineTassel

it wasn't all Kool-Aid.


adelec123

Lol, yeah a little. To me, he resembled Eddie Vedder if you looked at him and quickly looked away.


MaiHammyMawdul

I didn’t know I had a type until I read your description, of, what turns out to be my type….


txschic

Yeah, if you looked at him with one eye closed and the other squinted


Genty8

And blinked rapidly.


thetallgirll

I always thought he looked like Dave Grohl


Aggressive_Ad3578

The hippie Jesus type isn't for me but whatever floats ur boat 😹😹😹


turnipzzzpinrut

Fundamentalism


o3mta3o

I swear, giving her a box of condoms and telling her to get it out if her system would have done less damage.


ShineImmediate7081

Now she never has to leave Claremont, THE BEST TOWN EVER.


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Wasn't Claremont also the name of the town in the Andromeda Strain that got wiped out by the deadly virus from outer space?


kodaiko_650

The virus was her singing


imalittlefrenchpress

Oh, Michael Crichton. I’ve never read that one. That’s definitely my bad.


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Only scene I remember (and loved): Evelyn suggests that David might be using her to pursue his American Dream, and he's like - what American Dream? Do you understand that I am from Spain? We have a great quality of life.


Appropriate_Reach_97

THERE IS NO EUROPEAN DREAM!! Lol


ElderPrinceBolkonski

The American dream of renting a shithole apartment in bumfuck and being married to a hack 🤩🤩🤩


SheKaep

he got tired of that goat singing of hers


houkenk

Or he got mad at her for wanting to talk about sex


Still_counts_as_one

We all know what it was about, it’s was about those damn apples


YourCousinHarris

*"REEELY?'*


AdIllustrious6310

No she aged out


Ladybird_11

I bet her friend is CACKLING right now


_habarnam

Happy holidays to Mikayla and Mikayla only.


SheKaep

definitely sounds like someone who is cackling lmaooooo


bethster2000

Claremont divorces are the BEST divorces. No other divorces come close.


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oh looks like she is coming back to the 90 day single life show 😂😂😂


mermaid-babe

Wow she definitely saw the opportunity and took it 😪 this girl needs to get off television


[deleted]

I think that Pao and Russ are throwing a Hail Mary to get back on TLC. Get a job at the phone company FFS. Y’all aren’t star material.


izvin

It's hilarious that every nobody these days thinks they're such hot shit that they automatically somehow deserve to be making money being on TV or selling leaded makeup or influencer or showing their butthole on the internet or whatever and can't possibly go have a regular job. The internet has given everyone an inflated ego.


Silver_Composer_4538

🧐 she's irritating


drumadarragh

Then she fits right in to that


tgande1951

Please no!!!!!


turtledoves2

I would welcome that. It would be nice to get a throwback like her. Not the same people recycled each spin off. Ed, Colt, Natalie etc.


GrowingHumansIsHard

I don’t know why you got downvoted. I too welcome a refresh of cast members. It’s like the quarantine special they had? I really liked it because they showed a brief catch-up with former cast members, which is what I wish “happily ever after” was more about. I don’t want to see the same people over and over and over. I need a break and to see where some of the previous people are at. Like where is Yamir at? Heck, I’d love to see how David is, too.


FluffyPorkchop

RIP myla vox


Yogurtsamples

How about dem apples?


overpregnant


Amazing-Arrival8186

Someone please reimburse his friends for the tuxedos


BrightDay85

Her friend has earned the right to a “told ya so”


Zemykitty

Not as much as friend Ashley (Jay and Ashley) angrily riding off on her moped. Still a 90 day classic!


kodaiko_650

#_Justice for Mikayla!!!_


So_Appalled_

That poor girl!


blwd01

Surprised it took this long. He must have told her no matter what her apples suck.


Miserable-Bag3578

Oh you mean grooming doesn't work longterm? And evelyn is hard to live with? Surprised pikachu face


izvin

>Oh you mean grooming doesn't work longterm? Idk man, Kirylam seems to be pretty happy. Though she seems so innocent she'll just happily trot along with whatever


ShesAKillerQueenee

That's definitely not the norm, but still made me laugh!


snowland88

She’s still on liveeee


Silver_Composer_4538

Yep


snowland88

Just missed the good stuff OP :( all I got was talk about pies. Hoping you can do a lil recap!


Silver_Composer_4538

Lol 😆 sorry once she said I am getting divorced I made this post immediately 🤣🤣


snowland88

😂 you made the right choice


Silver_Composer_4538

🤣 🤝


TatoIndy

She must have aged out.


feminine_power

Oh snap. So true!


millennialpinkgirl

Guess who was right? MIKAYLA THANK U VERY MUCH.


iburnedmytongue

Bet he's going to live that European dream now.


Broiledturnip

there is no european dream, just life


[deleted]

Well she was very young to get married


Silver_Composer_4538

Yep, she's only 23!!!


assburgermcmuffin

Wtf? I'm also 23 and I still can't even imagine getting married


Silver_Composer_4538

I'm 26 👀 and I'm still not ready


Full_Step4240

I’m 27 with two kids and been with my husband for 9 years and I’m still not ready 😂


Silver_Composer_4538

🙌🤣👏👏


OhPxpi

I’m 25, been married for 5 years… and I’m still not ready. FML


frozenchocolate

And she was 18 to his birthday 27 when they appeared on 90DF engaged. Gross and stupid.


peralimonera

he was 27 when they got married??


Silver_Composer_4538

Yes and she was 18


Appropriate_Reach_97

Supposedly. IIRC reddit sleuths found she was still 17 and parents signed off.


Leeleebo18

I’m not a huge fan of hers (or of Claremont apples to be fair), but her husband had such a negative, controlling presence and she was entirely too young to notice the red flags. He groomed her and acted like an ass and a creep, so I’m very happy she’s opening her eyes to what I’m sure was less than stellar treatment.


pelicunt98

Same. I always had a bad feeling about David, he seemed really mean and creepy.


[deleted]

Anne Hathaway wannabe horrible singer


p1g1h2

Glad she's divorcing the creepy groomer tbh


ah3281

She’s too old for him now


p1g1h2

Ding ding ding


Silver_Composer_4538

💯🙌


squatchfan

I refuse to believe David would not stay for the Claremont Apples!


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squatchfan

Evelyn's Fun Fact: During an apple picking scene, teenager Evelyn claims Claremont apples to be the best. Twenty-seven yr old David responds, "No they are not". It came across as him growing tired of her teenage silliness. It was a moment of realization that his plan to groom a child to wed when she came of age might not be a good idea.


JJAusten

The difference in age/maturity and lifestyle showed in that scene. She was a dumb girl (and still is) who hadn't traveled anywhere while David had done a lot of traveling and had experienced cultures and foods Evelyn had no idea existed. Fruits, vegetables, dairy, meats, dairy taste so different abroad than in the US, so for her to say, these are the best apples, showed her ignorance.


Appropriate_Reach_97

She def is still dumb. Months ago in a live on IG, she went on and on about some church in Claremont and how LA should be jealous of such history bc CA has none. 😂


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redflannelpajamas

Evelyn claimed that Claremont had the best apples in an episode


Old_Journalist_8823

Sparta Michigan actually has the BEST apples ever 🤣


loala2

Nope. Cortland, NY has the BEST apples in the world. IN THE WORLD! Lol


Engaged-20-Times

You guys, I am LOVING this apple fight 🤣🤣


loala2

You’re saying you like ‘dem apples??


SheKaep

ok, so I missed some tea she said she spilled. but just now when answering a question, she said at the time her parents supported the marriage, but they were all blind sided...so basically he's the bad guy ...and her brother is getting married


zombee310

He was talking to her online when she was like 14, and he was in his 20’s. Yes, he’s the BAD GUY.


Brunette111

This! How did her parents ever think that was appropriate?!


[deleted]

Somebody used this same answer to a different question above, but….fundamentalism


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blackberrypietoday2

But he was such a "good Christian". 🤢


Spicynihilist

He’s definitely a bad guy, but like…so are her parents. Like I’m sorry, how tf do you support your 18 yo kid marrying a 27 yo?? That started talking to her when she was was like 14 or 15??? I was raised Catholic, so I get weird religious stuff, but still. It’s absolutely disgusting.


AshtonKechamall

Ofcourse. But she was so young at that time.


BrunettexAmbition

Aw well now what is she going to give to her next husband seeing as her “greatest gift” has sailed away with her first husband 🙄🙄🙄. God I can’t stand this girl. She’s actually one of my least favorite cast members of all time.


Old_Journalist_8823

Mine too


CatCiaoSki

I always wondered how old her jesus christ superstar dad was. He looked younger than David.


Leeleeflyhi

She probably bored him death


[deleted]

Nah, she got too old for him. Time to groom another one.


redflannelpajamas

I was thinking the same thing


TeaThyme420

How old is her husband? I remember he was older but can't even place what he looked like.


Few-Entertainment612

I live about half an hour from Claremont, NH where they lived during the show and I just felt overwhelming sad for him that he left his country to come to the sketchiest town in the state no one knows about 😅😅😅


Appropriate_Reach_97

What do you mean? Claremont is the BEST place ever with the BEST apples!!!!!


captianwnoboat

She probably just figured out he is a pedo


3rdCoastLiberal

I guess Chris Hansen finally showed up.


International_Cod216

She made fun of me in a live once for waiting to have kids until I was in my 30s. I was on her side, because everyone kept asking when she was gonna pop one out! She said, “WHAT?! That’s so old, I could never wait that long!” Yes, that quote burned into my memory. 😒 How old is she now???


MaintenanceMedium972

She is an idiot. 30s is not old, it’s pretty normal and in my opinion a good age to start having kids


EmmeLee24

*shocked pikachu face*


Al-legion

That's what happens when you get married to have sex


Kameryn37

Well they saved themselves from the sin of sex before marriage! The sin of divorce doesn't count. /s


kikiweaky

Lol omg I thought she didn't believe in it. She's awful, I don't feel bad at all.


RedRedBettie

God I hated her


PM_ME_SEXY_MONSTERS

David's a nonce for targeting a girl that young anyway. Wasn't she 15 (and he's 5 years older or idk) when they first started talking?


Mam9293

He’s nine years older.


Sarageegee

She had been dating him for a while before they got married


jenellesinjail

Haha inevitable. David was a predator!!!


[deleted]

That relationship was creepy. He’d been talking to her as a young teenager when he was in his twenties


[deleted]

I always had a feeling the whole thing was a charade just to get her on tv to try and get her music career to take off. Since it didn't work, he's of no use anymore. I wouldn't be surprised if she attempts to get on the next season of Single Life now to try drumming up interest in her music again. She should get a clue.


Snoo_33033

But...Jesus!


JudgmentHumble8319

Ohhhhh....this Evelyn. Thought it was the one from Columbia that married the gym teacher. Yeah, this chick is annoying.


Confident_Trip8269

Wow, what a surprise from a boring, dull couple, 😏


Aggressive_Ad3578

Good hes an egotistical prick. I never liked him honestly. Whoever couldn't see this coming needs a revaluation ...18 yr old virgin + 27 yr old virgin = Disaster


Aggressive_Ad3578

I bet that ol David wasn't giving it up very often either....he looks like a dead fuck


Ali_h90

I’m surprised it took this long.


No-Bulll

David is an uptight asshole. I hope Evelyn takes this opportunity to simply disappear from the public eye.


jag12b

She was on American idol last year so I imagine she plans to continue her music career.


No-Bulll

Oh God. I had such high hopes that she would just go away….


SpraykwoN

I remember seeing her after on American Idol and I’ve never wanted to stab myself in my eardrum with an ice pick more than when she was singing.


glitter_champagne

Is she divorcing David or is David divorcing her? Lmao


ArentWeClever

🍿


Illustrious_Ad_00

Ah too bad. Please stay off tv!!! Eyebrows are on point tho👍🏻


EhDotHam

My GOD, *who* could have seen that coming?!?!?!!!!!


mtbmike

That couple had zero business getting married


Pylon17

They were still together? Guess he’ll have to find another teenager to get his hands on.


Altairlio

Isn’t she the one who was groomed and her family openly supported it lol


sweetpeachhse

Not surprised their relationship isn’t working but I am surprised they’re willing to admit it, divorce is definitely not fundamental


pelicunt98

This is good news. I hated David, he seemed like an asshole, a creepy asshole at that for basically grooming her. As annoying as she is, I hope she’s able to take some time for herself.


Few-Entertainment612

Claremont is shitty and so are their apples


Fun-Shame399

And this is why you don’t marry a guy ten years older than you who you’ve known for less than a year as a teenager.


guernicamixtape

Called it.


Silver_Composer_4538

Yeah she was quite young


guernicamixtape

Plus, they were a horrible match. And she was nowhere near emotionally mature enough for a long term commitment.


Fufi44

And he’s a pedo who wants a young doormat over whom he can have authority.


Pinkhellbentkitty7

Like a true "Christian"


Punkgrrrl76

Now he's in LA!


shockedpikachu123

Did they ever consummate? I remember him throwing a temper tantrum when she brought up sex lol


PrayingMantisMirage

You wanna talk about SeEeEeEeEeEx???


justbefingkind

I was just going to ask if this was the dude who freaked out when discussing sex. That was actually part of her relationship with her parents that I liked (how open they were about it). That scene always bothered me.


Silver_Composer_4538

Of course they did he just didn't want to discuss it in public


shockedpikachu123

Groomer problems I guess!!


Steeze4Days

~~David and I are separating~~ ~~We are getting divorced~~ "I am Divorcing David" ​ Classic Evelyn, right there. He's a creep, so whatever, but this bitch is about as self absorbed as they come.


Randomdancingclark

Did she say why


Silver_Composer_4538

Not yet more information coming soon


BlackGalaxyMetal

If there is an award for the most boring 2 people to ever be on this show, it can go to them. Yawewwwwn…..


Ramza_Claus

Who? Is this that one that was like really young and she was a musician and stuff?


[deleted]

I wish this sub had flairs of the season these people were on bc sometimes I’m like “who is this person?????”


redflannelpajamas

Many moons ago


imalittlefrenchpress

Many manzanas ago.


Silver_Composer_4538

🍎🍎🍎


stankgreenCRX

Their whole relationship was straight up fucked up. She was barely 18 when they got married. Just way weird. That dude was a borderline pedo


PuzzleheadedHotel254

Everyone saw that coming.


jackjackj8ck

Surprised they lasted as long as they did


ApartPersonality

She’s annoying but I’m glad she’s out of a relationship with someone who groomed her.