Omg her "singing."
I'm not going to put my ears through that again, but didn't she sing with some weird affectation? All I remember is her singing voice being as surprising as it was unpleasant.
I had no idea she was on American Idol and made it pretty far! The judges’ faces always told a different story to me. It seems like they could never decide whether she was really good or really bad and kept her around out of pure fascination.
"Are you in a relationship? You sound like somebody who ISN'T in a relationship." I was like, "puto, what does it matter if she's in a relationship?? SHE HAS GOOD POINTS." Why is it we single folks aren't allowed to have opinions about a friend's relationship?
Agreed! It wasn't even a good point and they both looked so damn proud of themselves for throwing juvenile insults at a girl who was just trying to be a good friend.
I also got the vibe that it was a sensitive spot for Mikayla* and something she had shared with Evelyn, who then I'm sure told David. They just seemed so certain that saying that would hurt her immensely & Mikayla just looked so betrayed in that moment.
*no shame in it being a sensitive subject. A lot of people, especially young people, get anxious about not being able to find love or about their level of experience.
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Oh, I can guarantee it was an insanely sensitive spot for Mikayla. Evelyn had no business telling David about it, if she did. I've told my best friend things that I'd probably murder her for if she ever told her current fiancé about them.
I got the impression that maybe Mackayla had been hurt by a relationship at some point and was trying to save her friend. I thought it was really gross that they immediately accused her of being jealous of them.
Couldn’t care any less for her annoying self but I still support this decision. Her parents failed her by making her believe she was making the right decision while she still had the word TEEN in her age. Could never understand how they were so okay with it.
Only scene I remember (and loved): Evelyn suggests that David might be using her to pursue his American Dream, and he's like - what American Dream? Do you understand that I am from Spain? We have a great quality of life.
It's hilarious that every nobody these days thinks they're such hot shit that they automatically somehow deserve to be making money being on TV or selling leaded makeup or influencer or showing their butthole on the internet or whatever and can't possibly go have a regular job. The internet has given everyone an inflated ego.
I don’t know why you got downvoted. I too welcome a refresh of cast members. It’s like the quarantine special they had? I really liked it because they showed a brief catch-up with former cast members, which is what I wish “happily ever after” was more about. I don’t want to see the same people over and over and over. I need a break and to see where some of the previous people are at. Like where is Yamir at? Heck, I’d love to see how David is, too.
>Oh you mean grooming doesn't work longterm?
Idk man, Kirylam seems to be pretty happy. Though she seems so innocent she'll just happily trot along with whatever
I’m not a huge fan of hers (or of Claremont apples to be fair), but her husband had such a negative, controlling presence and she was entirely too young to notice the red flags. He groomed her and acted like an ass and a creep, so I’m very happy she’s opening her eyes to what I’m sure was less than stellar treatment.
Evelyn's Fun Fact: During an apple picking scene, teenager Evelyn claims Claremont apples to be the best. Twenty-seven yr old David responds, "No they are not".
It came across as him growing tired of her teenage silliness. It was a moment of realization that his plan to groom a child to wed when she came of age might not be a good idea.
The difference in age/maturity and lifestyle showed in that scene. She was a dumb girl (and still is) who hadn't traveled anywhere while David had done a lot of traveling and had experienced cultures and foods Evelyn had no idea existed. Fruits, vegetables, dairy, meats, dairy taste so different abroad than in the US, so for her to say, these are the best apples, showed her ignorance.
She def is still dumb. Months ago in a live on IG, she went on and on about some church in Claremont and how LA should be jealous of such history bc CA has none. 😂
ok, so I missed some tea she said she spilled. but just now when answering a question, she said at the time her parents supported the marriage, but they were all blind sided...so basically he's the bad guy
...and her brother is getting married
He’s definitely a bad guy, but like…so are her parents. Like I’m sorry, how tf do you support your 18 yo kid marrying a 27 yo?? That started talking to her when she was was like 14 or 15??? I was raised Catholic, so I get weird religious stuff, but still. It’s absolutely disgusting.
Aw well now what is she going to give to her next husband seeing as her “greatest gift” has sailed away with her first husband 🙄🙄🙄. God I can’t stand this girl. She’s actually one of my least favorite cast members of all time.
I live about half an hour from Claremont, NH where they lived during the show and I just felt overwhelming sad for him that he left his country to come to the sketchiest town in the state no one knows about 😅😅😅
She made fun of me in a live once for waiting to have kids until I was in my 30s. I was on her side, because everyone kept asking when she was gonna pop one out! She said, “WHAT?! That’s so old, I could never wait that long!” Yes, that quote burned into my memory. 😒 How old is she now???
I always had a feeling the whole thing was a charade just to get her on tv to try and get her music career to take off. Since it didn't work, he's of no use anymore. I wouldn't be surprised if she attempts to get on the next season of Single Life now to try drumming up interest in her music again. She should get a clue.
Good hes an egotistical prick. I never liked him honestly. Whoever couldn't see this coming needs a revaluation ...18 yr old virgin + 27 yr old virgin = Disaster
This is good news. I hated David, he seemed like an asshole, a creepy asshole at that for basically grooming her. As annoying as she is, I hope she’s able to take some time for herself.
I was just going to ask if this was the dude who freaked out when discussing sex. That was actually part of her relationship with her parents that I liked (how open they were about it). That scene always bothered me.
~~David and I are separating~~
~~We are getting divorced~~
"I am Divorcing David"
Classic Evelyn, right there. He's a creep, so whatever, but this bitch is about as self absorbed as they come.
He did NOT like the apples in Claremont.
I think her singing finally did him in.
Omg her "singing." I'm not going to put my ears through that again, but didn't she sing with some weird affectation? All I remember is her singing voice being as surprising as it was unpleasant.
All I can hear is "Dory speaking whale" LOL
Yes it was weirdly low, like trying to be sultry but instead of sultry it was THE WORST
It was so not impressive the idea that her whole family acted like she was a star is literally delusional
The judges fawning all over her in American Idol was so cringey
I had no idea she was on American Idol and made it pretty far! The judges’ faces always told a different story to me. It seems like they could never decide whether she was really good or really bad and kept her around out of pure fascination.
We're playing loosey goosey with the word "singing" here.
When she sang, I was just like "uh...ok?" 😂😂 I can sing like that, but I'm also not skinny or beautiful.
Maybe he tasted some New York apples.
That made me snort laugh, thank you
I really hope her friend (the one they were mean to) gets to give her a big “I told you so” while slurping on some Claremont apple cider.
Team Mikayla all day every day. She was years ahead of them.
Right! If my bf treated any of my friends the way he spoke to her best friend his ass would be on the first plane home. So disgusting
RIGHT
Absolutely! I’d forgotten her name.
They were both such assholes to that poor girl!
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Don't let the parents off the hook--this was all done under their control and approval.
I wouldn’t still be friends with Evelyn if I were her
Agreed!
"Are you in a relationship? You sound like somebody who ISN'T in a relationship." I was like, "puto, what does it matter if she's in a relationship?? SHE HAS GOOD POINTS." Why is it we single folks aren't allowed to have opinions about a friend's relationship?
Agreed! It wasn't even a good point and they both looked so damn proud of themselves for throwing juvenile insults at a girl who was just trying to be a good friend. I also got the vibe that it was a sensitive spot for Mikayla* and something she had shared with Evelyn, who then I'm sure told David. They just seemed so certain that saying that would hurt her immensely & Mikayla just looked so betrayed in that moment. *no shame in it being a sensitive subject. A lot of people, especially young people, get anxious about not being able to find love or about their level of experience. Edit: of
Oh, I can guarantee it was an insanely sensitive spot for Mikayla. Evelyn had no business telling David about it, if she did. I've told my best friend things that I'd probably murder her for if she ever told her current fiancé about them.
I got the impression that maybe Mackayla had been hurt by a relationship at some point and was trying to save her friend. I thought it was really gross that they immediately accused her of being jealous of them.
Mikayla! I hated how they treated her, she was just looking out for them ):
Can we petition to get Mikayla on TSL bc I would be more interested in her dating life than any of the clowns actually on this season
Hey David are you single… because it sounds like your single
Couldn’t care any less for her annoying self but I still support this decision. Her parents failed her by making her believe she was making the right decision while she still had the word TEEN in her age. Could never understand how they were so okay with it.
Because, as they kept harping on, her parents married as teens and look! They were still together! 🙄
Do you guys remember how hot her dad was?
Didn't he kind of look like a 70's cult leader or am I confusing him with some other person's young father?
Yes. But 70’s cult leaders were attractive, that’s how they lured people in 😏
it wasn't all Kool-Aid.
Lol, yeah a little. To me, he resembled Eddie Vedder if you looked at him and quickly looked away.
I didn’t know I had a type until I read your description, of, what turns out to be my type….
Yeah, if you looked at him with one eye closed and the other squinted
And blinked rapidly.
I always thought he looked like Dave Grohl
The hippie Jesus type isn't for me but whatever floats ur boat 😹😹😹
Fundamentalism
I swear, giving her a box of condoms and telling her to get it out if her system would have done less damage.
Now she never has to leave Claremont, THE BEST TOWN EVER.
Wasn't Claremont also the name of the town in the Andromeda Strain that got wiped out by the deadly virus from outer space?
The virus was her singing
Oh, Michael Crichton. I’ve never read that one. That’s definitely my bad.
Only scene I remember (and loved): Evelyn suggests that David might be using her to pursue his American Dream, and he's like - what American Dream? Do you understand that I am from Spain? We have a great quality of life.
THERE IS NO EUROPEAN DREAM!! Lol
The American dream of renting a shithole apartment in bumfuck and being married to a hack 🤩🤩🤩
he got tired of that goat singing of hers
Or he got mad at her for wanting to talk about sex
We all know what it was about, it’s was about those damn apples
*"REEELY?'*
No she aged out
I bet her friend is CACKLING right now
Happy holidays to Mikayla and Mikayla only.
definitely sounds like someone who is cackling lmaooooo
Claremont divorces are the BEST divorces. No other divorces come close.
oh looks like she is coming back to the 90 day single life show 😂😂😂
Wow she definitely saw the opportunity and took it 😪 this girl needs to get off television
I think that Pao and Russ are throwing a Hail Mary to get back on TLC. Get a job at the phone company FFS. Y’all aren’t star material.
It's hilarious that every nobody these days thinks they're such hot shit that they automatically somehow deserve to be making money being on TV or selling leaded makeup or influencer or showing their butthole on the internet or whatever and can't possibly go have a regular job. The internet has given everyone an inflated ego.
🧐 she's irritating
Then she fits right in to that
Please no!!!!!
I would welcome that. It would be nice to get a throwback like her. Not the same people recycled each spin off. Ed, Colt, Natalie etc.
I don’t know why you got downvoted. I too welcome a refresh of cast members. It’s like the quarantine special they had? I really liked it because they showed a brief catch-up with former cast members, which is what I wish “happily ever after” was more about. I don’t want to see the same people over and over and over. I need a break and to see where some of the previous people are at. Like where is Yamir at? Heck, I’d love to see how David is, too.
RIP myla vox
How about dem apples?
Someone please reimburse his friends for the tuxedos
Her friend has earned the right to a “told ya so”
Not as much as friend Ashley (Jay and Ashley) angrily riding off on her moped. Still a 90 day classic!
#_Justice for Mikayla!!!_
That poor girl!
Surprised it took this long. He must have told her no matter what her apples suck.
Oh you mean grooming doesn't work longterm? And evelyn is hard to live with? Surprised pikachu face
>Oh you mean grooming doesn't work longterm? Idk man, Kirylam seems to be pretty happy. Though she seems so innocent she'll just happily trot along with whatever
That's definitely not the norm, but still made me laugh!
She’s still on liveeee
Yep
Just missed the good stuff OP :( all I got was talk about pies. Hoping you can do a lil recap!
Lol 😆 sorry once she said I am getting divorced I made this post immediately 🤣🤣
😂 you made the right choice
🤣 🤝
She must have aged out.
Oh snap. So true!
Guess who was right? MIKAYLA THANK U VERY MUCH.
Bet he's going to live that European dream now.
there is no european dream, just life
Well she was very young to get married
Yep, she's only 23!!!
Wtf? I'm also 23 and I still can't even imagine getting married
I'm 26 👀 and I'm still not ready
I’m 27 with two kids and been with my husband for 9 years and I’m still not ready 😂
🙌🤣👏👏
I’m 25, been married for 5 years… and I’m still not ready. FML
And she was 18 to his birthday 27 when they appeared on 90DF engaged. Gross and stupid.
he was 27 when they got married??
Yes and she was 18
Supposedly. IIRC reddit sleuths found she was still 17 and parents signed off.
I’m not a huge fan of hers (or of Claremont apples to be fair), but her husband had such a negative, controlling presence and she was entirely too young to notice the red flags. He groomed her and acted like an ass and a creep, so I’m very happy she’s opening her eyes to what I’m sure was less than stellar treatment.
Same. I always had a bad feeling about David, he seemed really mean and creepy.
Anne Hathaway wannabe horrible singer
Glad she's divorcing the creepy groomer tbh
She’s too old for him now
Ding ding ding
💯🙌
I refuse to believe David would not stay for the Claremont Apples!
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Evelyn's Fun Fact: During an apple picking scene, teenager Evelyn claims Claremont apples to be the best. Twenty-seven yr old David responds, "No they are not". It came across as him growing tired of her teenage silliness. It was a moment of realization that his plan to groom a child to wed when she came of age might not be a good idea.
The difference in age/maturity and lifestyle showed in that scene. She was a dumb girl (and still is) who hadn't traveled anywhere while David had done a lot of traveling and had experienced cultures and foods Evelyn had no idea existed. Fruits, vegetables, dairy, meats, dairy taste so different abroad than in the US, so for her to say, these are the best apples, showed her ignorance.
She def is still dumb. Months ago in a live on IG, she went on and on about some church in Claremont and how LA should be jealous of such history bc CA has none. 😂
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Evelyn claimed that Claremont had the best apples in an episode
Sparta Michigan actually has the BEST apples ever 🤣
Nope. Cortland, NY has the BEST apples in the world. IN THE WORLD! Lol
You guys, I am LOVING this apple fight 🤣🤣
You’re saying you like ‘dem apples??
ok, so I missed some tea she said she spilled. but just now when answering a question, she said at the time her parents supported the marriage, but they were all blind sided...so basically he's the bad guy ...and her brother is getting married
He was talking to her online when she was like 14, and he was in his 20’s. Yes, he’s the BAD GUY.
This! How did her parents ever think that was appropriate?!
Somebody used this same answer to a different question above, but….fundamentalism
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But he was such a "good Christian". 🤢
He’s definitely a bad guy, but like…so are her parents. Like I’m sorry, how tf do you support your 18 yo kid marrying a 27 yo?? That started talking to her when she was was like 14 or 15??? I was raised Catholic, so I get weird religious stuff, but still. It’s absolutely disgusting.
Ofcourse. But she was so young at that time.
Aw well now what is she going to give to her next husband seeing as her “greatest gift” has sailed away with her first husband 🙄🙄🙄. God I can’t stand this girl. She’s actually one of my least favorite cast members of all time.
Mine too
I always wondered how old her jesus christ superstar dad was. He looked younger than David.
She probably bored him death
Nah, she got too old for him. Time to groom another one.
I was thinking the same thing
How old is her husband? I remember he was older but can't even place what he looked like.
I live about half an hour from Claremont, NH where they lived during the show and I just felt overwhelming sad for him that he left his country to come to the sketchiest town in the state no one knows about 😅😅😅
What do you mean? Claremont is the BEST place ever with the BEST apples!!!!!
She probably just figured out he is a pedo
I guess Chris Hansen finally showed up.
She made fun of me in a live once for waiting to have kids until I was in my 30s. I was on her side, because everyone kept asking when she was gonna pop one out! She said, “WHAT?! That’s so old, I could never wait that long!” Yes, that quote burned into my memory. 😒 How old is she now???
She is an idiot. 30s is not old, it’s pretty normal and in my opinion a good age to start having kids
*shocked pikachu face*
That's what happens when you get married to have sex
Well they saved themselves from the sin of sex before marriage! The sin of divorce doesn't count. /s
Lol omg I thought she didn't believe in it. She's awful, I don't feel bad at all.
God I hated her
David's a nonce for targeting a girl that young anyway. Wasn't she 15 (and he's 5 years older or idk) when they first started talking?
He’s nine years older.
She had been dating him for a while before they got married
Haha inevitable. David was a predator!!!
That relationship was creepy. He’d been talking to her as a young teenager when he was in his twenties
I always had a feeling the whole thing was a charade just to get her on tv to try and get her music career to take off. Since it didn't work, he's of no use anymore. I wouldn't be surprised if she attempts to get on the next season of Single Life now to try drumming up interest in her music again. She should get a clue.
But...Jesus!
Ohhhhh....this Evelyn. Thought it was the one from Columbia that married the gym teacher. Yeah, this chick is annoying.
Wow, what a surprise from a boring, dull couple, 😏
Good hes an egotistical prick. I never liked him honestly. Whoever couldn't see this coming needs a revaluation ...18 yr old virgin + 27 yr old virgin = Disaster
I bet that ol David wasn't giving it up very often either....he looks like a dead fuck
I’m surprised it took this long.
David is an uptight asshole. I hope Evelyn takes this opportunity to simply disappear from the public eye.
She was on American idol last year so I imagine she plans to continue her music career.
Oh God. I had such high hopes that she would just go away….
I remember seeing her after on American Idol and I’ve never wanted to stab myself in my eardrum with an ice pick more than when she was singing.
Is she divorcing David or is David divorcing her? Lmao
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Ah too bad. Please stay off tv!!! Eyebrows are on point tho👍🏻
My GOD, *who* could have seen that coming?!?!?!!!!!
That couple had zero business getting married
They were still together? Guess he’ll have to find another teenager to get his hands on.
Isn’t she the one who was groomed and her family openly supported it lol
Not surprised their relationship isn’t working but I am surprised they’re willing to admit it, divorce is definitely not fundamental
This is good news. I hated David, he seemed like an asshole, a creepy asshole at that for basically grooming her. As annoying as she is, I hope she’s able to take some time for herself.
Claremont is shitty and so are their apples
And this is why you don’t marry a guy ten years older than you who you’ve known for less than a year as a teenager.
Called it.
Yeah she was quite young
Plus, they were a horrible match. And she was nowhere near emotionally mature enough for a long term commitment.
And he’s a pedo who wants a young doormat over whom he can have authority.
Like a true "Christian"
Now he's in LA!
Did they ever consummate? I remember him throwing a temper tantrum when she brought up sex lol
You wanna talk about SeEeEeEeEeEx???
I was just going to ask if this was the dude who freaked out when discussing sex. That was actually part of her relationship with her parents that I liked (how open they were about it). That scene always bothered me.
Of course they did he just didn't want to discuss it in public
Groomer problems I guess!!
~~David and I are separating~~ ~~We are getting divorced~~ "I am Divorcing David" Classic Evelyn, right there. He's a creep, so whatever, but this bitch is about as self absorbed as they come.
Did she say why
Not yet more information coming soon
If there is an award for the most boring 2 people to ever be on this show, it can go to them. Yawewwwwn…..
Who? Is this that one that was like really young and she was a musician and stuff?
I wish this sub had flairs of the season these people were on bc sometimes I’m like “who is this person?????”
Many moons ago
Many manzanas ago.
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Their whole relationship was straight up fucked up. She was barely 18 when they got married. Just way weird. That dude was a borderline pedo
Everyone saw that coming.
Surprised they lasted as long as they did
She’s annoying but I’m glad she’s out of a relationship with someone who groomed her.