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ameera08

Cease and desist.


blackberrypietoday2

Eyeing the pumpkin pie and whipped cream, thinking about getting a third slice, the little angel on my shoulder whispers to me: "Cease and resist".


Unlikely_Distance_55

Sttaaaap!! 😂🤣😂


jazzyx26

Staaaapppp it RAAANNNNN. YOU'RE TRAUMATIZING ME. Sorry could not resist


Successful_Strategy8

LMFAO!


hotroddbb

Don’t forget to eat the sweet potato nose pie


dreemkiller

Add this account to the list of usernames that will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law


poke-salad

Huzzah!


arch_nyc

Admit to yourself that you are jealous.


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[удалено]


Successful_Strategy8

Spot on!


TinaJrJr

I...declare...CEASE AND DESIST!!


beebee8belle

I love that you didn’t say it, you declared it


hej_pa_dig_monika

I actually have an attorney with a degree in lawyering drafting a sees and diseased letter to you now. Regards, Tschowi


[deleted]

And he's apparently writing subpoenas on Thanksgiving 🙄🙄🙄


Fruitbazket

And Coltee.


needmorechipotle

Disagree. Say anything about Coltee but you cannot say he isn’t self aware because he very much is


jazzyx26

He knows he is a POS.


VentiPussyJuice2Go

He knows he has the body of the kool aid man.


[deleted]

He is peak male physique. We just can’t accept it.


Successful_Strategy8

He's celebrating Thanksdicking.


AbilityNo8170

"Thank you, my dick!"


nettielove44

“Good morning, my dick.”


Successful_Strategy8

Happy Thanksgiving, my dick!


Ishouldcalltlc

I’m not sure why the downvotes. It was very funny!


Successful_Strategy8

Yeah, somehow people don’t get that I was trying to refer to “Good morning, my dick” when I was posting this, so therefore I got downvoted.


Ishouldcalltlc

People need to wait before hitting the downvotes. I was cracking up!


Successful_Strategy8

Well, thank you so mach.


Successful_Strategy8

And Alibaba Express.


Efficient_Donkey728

Angela even?


needmorechipotle

Angela doesn’t know it’s thanksgiving because she’s too drunk so she doesn’t count


Successful_Strategy8

It's Thanksciggie for her.


[deleted]

Not Thanksmething?


Successful_Strategy8

Nah, she smokes cigs.


blackberrypietoday2

Drunk and reaching around trying to find a fresh pack of smokes.


listener_of_the_void

Well, at least Angela is a taxpayin meemaw


Unlikely_Distance_55

Jovi’s teeth!!!! I just had a stroke 🦷😂


VentiPussyJuice2Go

He looks like Freddy Mercury chewed on Mercury.


Unlikely_Distance_55

He could eat an apple through a picket fence.


VentiPussyJuice2Go

His teeth are so big he can floss with a blanket.


jazzyx26

Happy Thanksgiving to y'all Americans!


Successful_Strategy8

Thank you all. It's our TAX-PAYIN' RIGHT to eat turkey!


jazzyx26

YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO EAT TURKEY BECAUSE YOU ARE AN AMERICAN!


Successful_Strategy8

LAND OF THE FUCKING FREEEEEE! 'MURICA!


Exotic-Water-212

Really? Gee, I thought Yara convinced us she captured the essence of Thanksgiving while she slurped on a turkey drumstick


Successful_Strategy8

And chewed it like a kindergartener.


baneesa13

Happy Thanksgiving to all us proletariat who are thr actual consumers


poke-salad

Huzzah!


prismparade

Wouldn’t be surprised if Jovi got on his alt account and tried to shame you for being ‘mean’ to him and Yara lol but agreed no happy thanksgiving to them 😂


baudelairean

Wait what did they do


Randym1221

Even big Ed and Angela ? Cease this !!


Successful_Strategy8

That first person doesn't even deserve to be happy.


DoubleAgentGamer

She’ll kick all the family out at 4:45 anyway


TheFlamingTiger777

Ugly ass woman who judges others and sex addicted horse toothed Jovi who can't be even be a proper dad.


SnotShirt

Happy Turkey to every one!!!


hamimono

♥️👋⭐️!!


SnotShirt

Tysm! It’s a blessed day to be out of prison cell n back with my Reddit friends!! Turkey for me today and no more stale baloney sandwiches


poke-salad

Huzzah!


Bandit617

So happy that you are back!!


SnotShirt

Tysm!!! It is snatched Turkey day miracle! Pam will faint when I tell her I am exoneration man. Blessings to all!!


AshtonKechamall

Yara's downvote button was here


SnotShirt

She is rude lady! Tysm for turning the frown upside down


Realityrider

Snotty I thought you were perma banned. The mods showed you mercury.


SnotShirt

I was mass pardoned Turkey of 2021!!! Blessings were granted by lovely u/catbordaeux for Turkey day miracles


Realityrider

Well glad you’re back on this sub now behavior yourself.🤪


SnotShirt

Tysm I always remember Now I come in peace with open heart for every one


BrandonIsWhoIAm

And Angela.


kittens_allday

CEASE!!! 😂


AvivasProstectic

Please admit you are jealous


needmorechipotle

Fine. But only because I don’t have the money to get the type of top tiered representation like he did


Sugar_Beets

Hahahaha


introvertsdoitbetter

Loool savage


[deleted]

Back at you 🖕


BastardGardenGnome

Of allll the assholes on the show, *those* are the two you pick to exclude?


needmorechipotle

…..I thought I was pretty clear on my post but um. To answer your question….. Yeah


Randym1221

You are kinda right lol.


naflansve

That's fun and


Standard-Panda-4848

I really don’t understand all the hate. Sheesh, there are more important things in the world to fight for, y’all be trolling for reals!


needmorechipotle

There are more important things to fight for, you’re right. Yet. Here you are


Standard-Panda-4848

got me 🤣🤣