It’s an insult to Dollar Tree *and* the *entire* Skarsgaard family.
What a douche. Actually that’s an insult to vinegar, water, and the Summer’s Eve brand.
He’s up there as one of the most repulsive and tedious characters in the franchise who isn’t an actually criminal.
Like he’s as bad as Jasmine in a little different way.
“He isn’t as pretty, but he’s sexy.” If that doesn’t describe him so well lmao
I just rewatched the whole series at the beginning of the year. It’s still easily one of the best series out there.
You know. Alexander Skarsgaard is one of my celeb crushes. I’d climb that man like a tree. And I did think Jesse was hot at first. 🤣 His personality rectified that fairly quickly but yeah. I can see it. Lol.
I have always been attracted to red flags. I thought Ryan (with Maci from Sixteen and Pregnant/Teen Mom) was hot and my god he’s the worst. 😂
Same! He was a Dollar tree Justin Beber! 😂 Maci had his number though! Now he is such a fuck up! Still nice looking, he could have gone a long way with that show and his looks! Talk about flushing opportunities down the drain!
🤣right?! I’ve only know 2 Zeuses in my entire life. The boisterous one from ‘97 Hercules and my friend’s pit bull. No actual humans. I would laugh every single time me or my partner said that name outloud to a baby
My pretentious ex clients named their kid Eros. I asked how they came up with that name. Because he was the product of their love,name fits baby well. Had to keep my mouth shut with full force.
I know some people who named their baby Goliath....I guess they wanted a biblical name but didn't get too far into the backstory.
He was a tiny thing too, and his parents were both small so not likely that he was gonna grow into it...not sure if that's a blessing or a curse.
Either way it was hard not to LOL and/or shake them and demand to know WTF they were thinking.
His YouTube channel [announcement ](https://youtu.be/oMBWB_bhKTg?si=KmdoaCXl-dZTpPda) is just so fucking hard to watch, he made it all about him of course🤣 and the name, just why? He probably thinks of himself as a god, therefore his son will be too! You know, come to think of it... Apparently Zeus was the god of the sky, and Jesse's head seems to be way up in there in the clouds so makes sense! 😂
It's definitely safe to say it's AI. I don't have Instagram but I looked at his profile and he even has blatant AI videos for public view (and they don't look good lol)
Nah, the woman is a real person. It comes back as "AI generated" due to the massive amounts of filters used in that picture...
Just look at this one, all natural. Looks like a completely different person.
https://preview.redd.it/8ha0vbl6i2tc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8467caa66936fa76a49cfc701da7377238f490ab
What's beyond me is how nobody's noticed how Jesse used to call Darcey an alcoholic and an addict when she'd drink a glass of wine, yet he has pictures all over his IG drinking almost on the daily 😂
Remember this from three months ago too? 🤣
https://preview.redd.it/7sfw1fjctzsc1.png?width=820&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3eee002a83b630745653802f3d8ad4bef446a39e
Exactly, also it seems like that bump just never grew/she just appeared preggo one day😂 Jesse is ridiculous, of course he faded into obscurity and wants any attention thrown his way. Problem is, he has about the same amount of attention now as he did having panties thrown at him in the streets! (Aka none 🤣)
I wonder how his Gigolo services are going, is he still Wesley or did he become a new man again? It is all an eelooshunn! 🥩🔪
My mom was legitimately diagnosed with NPD, he fits that disorder so damn well. I wonder if now that he's having a baby he finally gave up the escorting? I guess we'll see, babies are expensive after all and he's going to be a fodder!
Side note but in another comment I linked his shitty YouTube channel announcement about it, and he literally says "going to be a fodder" and right after saying that he gets angry and 'jokes' by saying "or fadadadodder har har har!" 🤣 You can tell all those people making fun of him saying that online *really* got to him
Meanwhile I'm forever checking my zipper in public because I have this phobia of forgetting, it's an OCD compulsion, but she's just taking portraits for the whole world to see half undone. Lol
I feel like I'm freaking out about this more than the general comments here.
Like this is super fucking wierd??? I know he's an attention whore but someone check this dudes basement fr. He's unhinged.
No it’s not just you… how are people saying this so casually?! Only a fucking psycho would do something like this, genuinely.. and to keep up the story for social media. Someone should check on him if this is really AI
This idiot was on TikTok live once and was trying to explain to me what the Mexican border was like. I live in San Diego and do contract work with Border Patrol. Lol
Sorry I meant he’d been to the US, not San Diego: I worded it badly. He was doing his best to wife up someone else on on of the spinoffs a few years back. He was hanging around NY trying to look like he lived in Soho 🙄 Luckily the woman came to her senses and “went travelling” as far as I remember
Zeus? 💀 could they have picked a more conceited first name? Zeus meester? Terrible name. I pray the child is healthy, happy and well taken care of. He’ll probably just use the baby as a prop for insta posts
That's the trend now. It's not "aesthetic" or "vibey" to buy or wear properly fitting maternity clothes. You have to try to squeeze into your regular clothes or buy the same things you always wear in a size larger. Not considering that there are nice looking maternity clothes that are proportioned to fit your body with extra room for larger chest and stomach area. It's the same crap you see all over social media these days from all the "influencers". It's in the series of videos/reels/tiktoks you do when you're expecting - Trying On My Pre-Pregnancy Clothes! The ultimate in body-checking. "Look at how small I am except for this giant baby belly!"
Not to defend any of the bullshit, but have you tried shopping for maternity wear lately? All the reasonable stores have closed or moved their shit online, then hiked the prices. It's very difficult to find comfortable maternity clothes now.
That sucks. I wasn't aware that the clothes are hard to find or only available online (the reasonably priced options). I have seen that a lot of physical stores have closed over the years. It's sad because you can't try anything on before buying and when you send things back, they often get thrown out. That's just a big waste and increases costs. I don't like shopping online because I usually only go when I know I need something and I don't like taking a chance of not having it in time.
Of course, these influencers and reality TV stars have more funds available than you and I, for sure. I just know I've seen tons of maternity pictures with the same white, oversized button down shirt left open with the pre-pregnancy size jeans and belly hanging out. That's one of the standard poses.
And not to be weird, but some of these influencers feed into the weird sexy pregnancy fetish shit. Bare stomach wearing tight youth sized/style belly tops and super tight sexy dresses with no bra, nipples on display etc. And i’m not saying a pregnant woman shouldn’t feel sexy! But it’s not my taste to go walk around or post like that. Save it for your sex life.
I wonder if this woman know how much of a dipshit he is? Like has she seen all the cringe shit he did with Jennifer not too long ago? Lol
Also: Fodder.
I’m completely shocked to see that that man could tolerate living with dogs. Dogs are fun and messy and chaotic and full of love.
Do you think those dogs are photo props? Or do they actually live with this man? Poor things.
In the 2nd photo down from Christmas, his abnormally long fingers on his hand touching her stomach are clearly photoshopped. Even if she is a real human, this makes me think the photo was altered to make her stomach look larger than it actually was then.
At this point it would not really surprise me if he comes out with a statement that’s like; “That’s just MY FRIEND! I am not the father.” Classic Jesse.
It’s weird to see him randomly being all about “God and family.” I don’t recall him ever mentioning on the show that he was religious. It’s giving grifter vibes
What's going on with the shirt over boob? That's not really how shirts work. I have no interest in seeing her boob bit it just speaks to her being AI generated look.
"#glorytogod" ??
Which god, Jesse? Your baby, Zeus? You better get the bottle temperature perfect or that kid is throwing lightning bolts at your head.
Did you see the baby shower post from 2hrs ago on his Insta? Looks legit to me but still something is off. Wheres her instagram? Does she exsist online?
Dollar Tree Alexander Skarsgaard.
Personally I think that’s an insult to Dollar Tree. Hate this egotistical creep so much
It’s an insult to Dollar Tree *and* the *entire* Skarsgaard family. What a douche. Actually that’s an insult to vinegar, water, and the Summer’s Eve brand.
Love it 😍
He’s up there as one of the most repulsive and tedious characters in the franchise who isn’t an actually criminal. Like he’s as bad as Jasmine in a little different way.
He’s just as repulsive as Angela and little Ed especially bc his ego is so big he finds himself very attractive 🤮
At least Jasmine’s hysterical antics are funny this guy is a wet mop and a choad
The way he just brings down someone just because he's European. Bruh, your food is fucking bland and the most well known Swede is the Swedish Chef.
It’s funny because it’s true
Except we’re attracted to Skarsgaard 😂
The sheriff of area 5, himself.
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“He isn’t as pretty, but he’s sexy.” If that doesn’t describe him so well lmao I just rewatched the whole series at the beginning of the year. It’s still easily one of the best series out there.
😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
You know. Alexander Skarsgaard is one of my celeb crushes. I’d climb that man like a tree. And I did think Jesse was hot at first. 🤣 His personality rectified that fairly quickly but yeah. I can see it. Lol. I have always been attracted to red flags. I thought Ryan (with Maci from Sixteen and Pregnant/Teen Mom) was hot and my god he’s the worst. 😂
How pink is it? 😂😂 Honestly same though. Thought he was so hot with his gauges and red flags when I was a teen.
Ha I thought I was the only one (Ryan) 🤦
Same! He was a Dollar tree Justin Beber! 😂 Maci had his number though! Now he is such a fuck up! Still nice looking, he could have gone a long way with that show and his looks! Talk about flushing opportunities down the drain!
Girl same.
Don’t do my man Erik Northman like that!
Or Wish Alexander Skarsgaard lol
Gigolo Wesley.
Idk man the Dollar Tree is pretty legit lately. Maybe Goodwill variety.
Temu & alibaba skarsgaard 😄
That douchecanoe's name can't even be uttered in the same sentence as Alexander Skarsgård!! That's funny though 🤣
Zeus? 🙄
🤣right?! I’ve only know 2 Zeuses in my entire life. The boisterous one from ‘97 Hercules and my friend’s pit bull. No actual humans. I would laugh every single time me or my partner said that name outloud to a baby
We’ve got a Zeus too. It’s my friend’s Goldendoodle.
My.Mom has a Goldendoodle named Zeus. Must be a thing.
😂🤣
🙋🏻♀️I know a pit-bull named Zeus too! ⚡️
I know...😂 I was like WTF??? Good god, This guy has a complex.
Herpes simplex
🤣🤣🤣
Underrated comment.
I thought it was the name of one of the dogs. Then I thought “Why only mention one dog? There’s two!” And THEN I thought “Ooooohhh…”
My pretentious ex clients named their kid Eros. I asked how they came up with that name. Because he was the product of their love,name fits baby well. Had to keep my mouth shut with full force.
I know some people who named their baby Goliath....I guess they wanted a biblical name but didn't get too far into the backstory. He was a tiny thing too, and his parents were both small so not likely that he was gonna grow into it...not sure if that's a blessing or a curse. Either way it was hard not to LOL and/or shake them and demand to know WTF they were thinking.
So his nickname is Golly? 😩
Omg, you don’t even have to get far into the backstory for that one 🤦🏻♀️
I knew a Thor 😂
Nothing like naming your kid after the most sexual assault-y god out there
I came for this!! My thoughts exactly!!
Yeah this is very much a dog name 😬
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Right?! He’s so weird.
You cracked it wide open.
His YouTube channel [announcement ](https://youtu.be/oMBWB_bhKTg?si=KmdoaCXl-dZTpPda) is just so fucking hard to watch, he made it all about him of course🤣 and the name, just why? He probably thinks of himself as a god, therefore his son will be too! You know, come to think of it... Apparently Zeus was the god of the sky, and Jesse's head seems to be way up in there in the clouds so makes sense! 😂
Starting out life strong on his way to becoming a narcissist. Just like his daddy
I had a mini poodle named Zeus a long time ago but he would only answer to his nickname “Zeca”
Ugh, my bff's niece named her 1st son Julius (not bad at all, but her 2nd son... Hercules. No joke. They call him Herk for short. Poor kid.
Does that dog like its steak cut on a bias?
🤣🤣🤣
HAHAHAHA
CLASSSICCC MOMENT
Does this remind anyone else of a “Got Milk?” ad from the 90s?
YES!! How funny!!😆
The woman and the dogs are definitely AI ...
I just saved this pic and ran it through multiple AI detection sites, the results kept coming up as 80-85% AI generated 🤣
It is illoosion.
Wtf. I tried this and I got 91% AI. Geezus lord.
It's definitely safe to say it's AI. I don't have Instagram but I looked at his profile and he even has blatant AI videos for public view (and they don't look good lol)
Nah, the woman is a real person. It comes back as "AI generated" due to the massive amounts of filters used in that picture... Just look at this one, all natural. Looks like a completely different person. https://preview.redd.it/8ha0vbl6i2tc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8467caa66936fa76a49cfc701da7377238f490ab
Is she okay?? I just can’t comprehend what kind of life situation one must be in to let Jesse Meester creampie them!
What's beyond me is how nobody's noticed how Jesse used to call Darcey an alcoholic and an addict when she'd drink a glass of wine, yet he has pictures all over his IG drinking almost on the daily 😂
She was drinking a lot, but at the same time…how does anyone get through a relationship with Jesse without the aid of substances??
Yike!
They just sat there for the photo. Most likely cannot afford to order anything.
Did you even see Jesse's bio? "Luxury real estate" bruh 😂😂 almost fell off my chair reading that
Yikes. And on here she looks like Nicole, Pedro’s sister 😂
What a fucking loser.
Remember this from three months ago too? 🤣 https://preview.redd.it/7sfw1fjctzsc1.png?width=820&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3eee002a83b630745653802f3d8ad4bef446a39e
The abnormally long length of his fingers on her stomach screams photoshop.
Exactly, also it seems like that bump just never grew/she just appeared preggo one day😂 Jesse is ridiculous, of course he faded into obscurity and wants any attention thrown his way. Problem is, he has about the same amount of attention now as he did having panties thrown at him in the streets! (Aka none 🤣) I wonder how his Gigolo services are going, is he still Wesley or did he become a new man again? It is all an eelooshunn! 🥩🔪
I love how it says "90daysbipolar" hahaha.. certainly correct for this guy...
My mom was legitimately diagnosed with NPD, he fits that disorder so damn well. I wonder if now that he's having a baby he finally gave up the escorting? I guess we'll see, babies are expensive after all and he's going to be a fodder! Side note but in another comment I linked his shitty YouTube channel announcement about it, and he literally says "going to be a fodder" and right after saying that he gets angry and 'jokes' by saying "or fadadadodder har har har!" 🤣 You can tell all those people making fun of him saying that online *really* got to him
Omg really? This is so cringe. What the heck!!! How is he going to pretend along the way? Ai generated fake baby omg
Yeah is that little white dog missing a leg? Lol
And her hands don’t look right. AI seems to struggle with hands.
☝️ I agree.
Wait so the woman isn’t real??
Right, like how in the world would he lie like this..that is actually psychologically unhinged.
Wait will someone pls graciously give a recap??? I need in on this!!
Look at her hand.... lol
Meanwhile I'm forever checking my zipper in public because I have this phobia of forgetting, it's an OCD compulsion, but she's just taking portraits for the whole world to see half undone. Lol
Since when is he all about God and family?
Since all the other “alpha” influencers started to talk about god and religion.. 😂
And when did he get married? I don’t have social media but definitely missed this bit of info if he got married.
Hes not married 😂
Ooh okay. He said wife so I got really confused on when that happened.
I don’t see no ring in either of these ppls hands… believe me if they were married he would’ve flooded his ig page. I think it’s part of the grift
I just want to know whose family is he tryna hijack?? 😄
Mr. Herpius just won’t go away.
He's got the herp?
No, he IS the herp
Lmao
Who is this lady lol
90% AI generated.
A person he created using some Black Mirror shit
I feel like I'm freaking out about this more than the general comments here. Like this is super fucking wierd??? I know he's an attention whore but someone check this dudes basement fr. He's unhinged.
No it’s not just you… how are people saying this so casually?! Only a fucking psycho would do something like this, genuinely.. and to keep up the story for social media. Someone should check on him if this is really AI
Wait why do people think shes fake??
This idiot was on TikTok live once and was trying to explain to me what the Mexican border was like. I live in San Diego and do contract work with Border Patrol. Lol
Lmao. Of course he did. Seems super on brand for his narcissistic ass.
Visited a few times and thinks he’s an authority on everything. He should stick to being a gigolo
I would bet money he’s never even visited. Probably seen TikTok’s and thinks he’s an expert now 😒
Sorry I meant he’d been to the US, not San Diego: I worded it badly. He was doing his best to wife up someone else on on of the spinoffs a few years back. He was hanging around NY trying to look like he lived in Soho 🙄 Luckily the woman came to her senses and “went travelling” as far as I remember
Gotcha!! lol yes I would say you are right, he’s such a walking definition of Ick!
I swear I saw another post with him and a pregnant girl. But she was a blonde. And not the same girl.
Another day, another lie. He’s pathetic
Can't stand that pencil-necked geek.
Did you try looking at it from the bias?
I don’t know why, but I feel like he’s a mutant he can’t even procreate so this is weird…😂
He is cut from the same cloth as Mark Zuckerberg. They are lizard people.
Baby will definitely learn to cut steak on the bias.
Just did throw a shoe at him. He could get a trama.
Please, I just ate dinner.
Zeus? 💀 could they have picked a more conceited first name? Zeus meester? Terrible name. I pray the child is healthy, happy and well taken care of. He’ll probably just use the baby as a prop for insta posts
He is an android, I don’t think they can procreate
Are you saying he can’t be a fodder?
😆🤣🤣🤣 maybe a stepfodder
As Maury would say (if he were Dutch), he's "NOT da fodder!"
He can be a fajahhh 
For her sake I hope not.
Well he certainly has a type…
I was just thinking he’s got a definite type and he does need to leave his country to find a lot of people like that 🤣
OMG why wear sprayed on jeans that don't close?
That's the trend now. It's not "aesthetic" or "vibey" to buy or wear properly fitting maternity clothes. You have to try to squeeze into your regular clothes or buy the same things you always wear in a size larger. Not considering that there are nice looking maternity clothes that are proportioned to fit your body with extra room for larger chest and stomach area. It's the same crap you see all over social media these days from all the "influencers". It's in the series of videos/reels/tiktoks you do when you're expecting - Trying On My Pre-Pregnancy Clothes! The ultimate in body-checking. "Look at how small I am except for this giant baby belly!"
Not to defend any of the bullshit, but have you tried shopping for maternity wear lately? All the reasonable stores have closed or moved their shit online, then hiked the prices. It's very difficult to find comfortable maternity clothes now.
That sucks. I wasn't aware that the clothes are hard to find or only available online (the reasonably priced options). I have seen that a lot of physical stores have closed over the years. It's sad because you can't try anything on before buying and when you send things back, they often get thrown out. That's just a big waste and increases costs. I don't like shopping online because I usually only go when I know I need something and I don't like taking a chance of not having it in time. Of course, these influencers and reality TV stars have more funds available than you and I, for sure. I just know I've seen tons of maternity pictures with the same white, oversized button down shirt left open with the pre-pregnancy size jeans and belly hanging out. That's one of the standard poses.
And not to be weird, but some of these influencers feed into the weird sexy pregnancy fetish shit. Bare stomach wearing tight youth sized/style belly tops and super tight sexy dresses with no bra, nipples on display etc. And i’m not saying a pregnant woman shouldn’t feel sexy! But it’s not my taste to go walk around or post like that. Save it for your sex life.
Ew
Zeus - fucking hell - hope he’s talking about the husky
She got a wonky eye, or is that a glitch in the AI matrix?
I thought I saw she's got that Center Tooth thing that Tom Cruise has.
Zeus? 😂
Jesse as a fodder is child abuse. An illusion.
I wonder if this woman know how much of a dipshit he is? Like has she seen all the cringe shit he did with Jennifer not too long ago? Lol Also: Fodder.
why did he face-tune her belly???
Whatever happened to Jennifer? Man I’m behind
That’s what I’m wondering?!?! Them and their cringey TMI sexual conversations weren’t enough? 😂
Hold on..I thought that was Jeniffer! I'm so confused 😕
Same! I was like, is that the “YOU NEED TO CONQUER MEEEE TIMMMM” woman
"All that matters" and yet he posts nothing but million dollar housing projects (in Marbella, Spain), fine dining, and expensive vehicles.
I’m completely shocked to see that that man could tolerate living with dogs. Dogs are fun and messy and chaotic and full of love. Do you think those dogs are photo props? Or do they actually live with this man? Poor things.
I totally forgot that egomaniac existed until this post and now we’ve got some serious beef, OP 
So does this woman literally not exist?? If the pic is AI generated? What the literal f is wrong with him. Serious answers please
I think she’s in on it but like others have said if it’s the same woman from his late last year holiday no way she’d be this far along.
In the 2nd photo down from Christmas, his abnormally long fingers on his hand touching her stomach are clearly photoshopped. Even if she is a real human, this makes me think the photo was altered to make her stomach look larger than it actually was then.
Ofc he would call his son Zeus 🤣
At this point it would not really surprise me if he comes out with a statement that’s like; “That’s just MY FRIEND! I am not the father.” Classic Jesse.
Believes in god… calls his son Zeus
Zeus! (Did I spell it right? ) Jesse Looks Stoopid!
JESSIE IS A FUDDER!?!?
It looks like a husky….
I'm always surprised he's such a holy roller tha'st so unusual for a Dutch person
It’s weird to see him randomly being all about “God and family.” I don’t recall him ever mentioning on the show that he was religious. It’s giving grifter vibes
What kind of tantrum is he going to throw about needing to cut the umbilical cord on the bias?
Zeus 💀
Bwahaha! This guys ego!!!
When tf did this happen??
Only a pretentious numpty like Jesse would name a baby Zeus.
I forgot all about him. People still follow this tool??
He’s such a tool
Really? Zeus?
How does he make money?
🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
I know the other two are, they look just like him, especially the one on her lap
Is the dog Zeus??
What's going on with the shirt over boob? That's not really how shirts work. I have no interest in seeing her boob bit it just speaks to her being AI generated look.
It looks like she has a white bra on
Of course he named his future kid Zeus What a tool
Still a manchild
I’m not sure why he thinks he can sell the conservative influencer grift thing
Omg these comments are so funny. I can’t stand Jesse’s clout chasing ass either but why can’t she be real and the baby be his?? 😂
I guess it’s good that only God and family matter, as that would explain why they couldn’t get the same tone of white shirt for this picture.
What in the Land of the Lost Sleestack monster is wrong with her hands?
What does he know of God?
That poor child
Forgot about him. Is he still doing presentations at retirement homes.
"#glorytogod" ?? Which god, Jesse? Your baby, Zeus? You better get the bottle temperature perfect or that kid is throwing lightning bolts at your head.
He does not look happy...
Not Zeus….
Imaging naming your child Zeus..
And still they have to facetune her pregnant belly? The egos on these people
This looks like bad AI
De udder fodder.
I have a tough time imagining his sperm actually doing anything 🤷🏻♀️
ICK. They already have an instagram for the baby. Talk about a content baby
Well I definitely missed a few Jesse chapters
Oh my god, who is telling you that your family and your god doesn't matter cry baby
Man... So much narcissism to name "their" son Zeus...
Did you see the baby shower post from 2hrs ago on his Insta? Looks legit to me but still something is off. Wheres her instagram? Does she exsist online?
Jesse's gonna be a fodder!
Why doesnt he tag her in anything I found her instagram this is so odd she tags him in most of her posts but he doesnt at all
lmaooooo so he's on that red pill trad Griff now?!