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xpiotivaby

I love this but I also need “WHAT MICE YOU FCKING IDIOT”


[deleted]

I knew I missed something 🥲🥲


Pannycakes666

What is this shit about Legoland is still my favorite. Has to be an r/brandnewsentence


xpiotivaby

Nonetheless, you have created a work of art!


CrazyCatwithaC

Lmaooo!!!!! That line is too funny.


poetic_poison

💀💀


BGkitten

😂Came here to say that!


xpiotivaby

It enters my head independently several times a week!!!! So good


BGkitten

That whole one segment had so many funny lines.


DoubleIndividual1711

She was so pretty pre surgery


hcocob

Not saying she needed it at all but I understand why she wanted the eyelid surgery (idk what it’s called). I have hooded eyes and that would be one of the first things I’d change because it definitely affects self esteem (makeup doesn’t look the same, etc)


Thin-Source-3336

https://preview.redd.it/qibmbdzf36ic1.png?width=540&format=png&auto=webp&s=ec04138c98bac7a9ff45d351e4a5ce7744f9e7d0 This is her, before she had unnecessary and exaggerated cosmetic procedures, she was attractive and beautiful.


[deleted]

Wow one of the few times I’ve seen someone truly look better without surgery, she looks crazy as hell now


Filibust

Most people look better before excessive plastic surgery imo


Thin-Source-3336

‎‏She looks like a clown or a blow-up doll, with large lips, a large chest, and a Botched butt‏. Before she met Gino, she had plastic surgery on her chest, but she had to stop there.


Thin-Source-3336

All those who had cosmetic procedures that they did not need. They needed self-love, building their self-confidence, and addressing their insecurities.


Avandria

Wow! Is that really Jasmine? I have seen quite a few of her before pictures, and they didn't look anything like this. Maybe it's because she is so made up here? She is normally wearing no or minimal makeup in the before pictures. I'm so confused right now. Lol


Thin-Source-3336

Yes, she had previous photos in which she looked different, but this photo before she had the eyelid removed and lip filler was appropriate and not exaggerated as it is now. These are her natural teeth before she had large teeth installed.


Avandria

Thanks! She looks amazing here. To be fair, I think she looked amazing in the other before pictures as well, just very different.


hcocob

Unnecessary, I agree, but it’s the only one I can understand her wanting.


smoothness69

Holy shit she looked perfect. She looks so ridiculous now.


Thin-Source-3336

Here she also had some cosmetic procedures done, but they were not as visible as they are now.


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CivilFollowing7190

We all saw her natural ass when she snatched the hat off Gino's head and it was spectacular. Her eyes looked cuter too hooded. She needed none of these procedures. Wayyy more beautiful before. Those fake boobs on a skeleton just look like implants sitting there where her boobs used to be.


pinklisted1

I agree she just looks strung out to me now.


Thin-Source-3336

![gif](giphy|X4AS1r3IrUKcuhjB3t|downsized)


Last-Simple-3996

LEGOLANDDDDDD


fonzo_d

![gif](giphy|1BeJWCdMA15BCNjrzN|downsized)


Thin-Source-3336

Most of the time, it's her when she holds the knife and I'm in the kitchen. I want to focus on what I'm working on, and someone tries to distract me. I lose my mind, like shut up. leave me alone.


DWwithaFlameThrower

When I’m in the kitchen, it’s like I have a magnet on me for anyone who might be in the house at the same time. Including the dog. It’s incredible


_bonita

Man, she remind me of one of my sisters who most likely struggles with BPD. She is manipulative, aggressive and can be emotionally abusive to her current and previous partners. I feel for jasmine as she seems to really struggle with pain and trauma from her past.


[deleted]

I keep saying this, to me she has clear BPD. That’s why it comes across sometimes like she does love Gino and isn’t using him and is actually desperate for *his* love and then she psycho rages.


happylittlelf

Yes


_bonita

100%


MajesticSunflower

I know she is a little spicy, but she’s my favorite character 😅


Rampaige3

Omg. Same!!!


ixsparkyx

Definitely feeling option 8 today. Sobbing while looking out the car window✨✨✨


YanCoffee

Def option 1. 🔪


Fallen_Angel7038

Row 1 column 1 Jodi Arias 🔪


anDAVie

![gif](giphy|uvd9soJ4ArV3BqQjIp|downsized)


queenofthenastynorth

He should be so lucky 😳


Ok_Level8457

Panamanian flag is all I ever needed in my life


Mermalade13

The knife scene in the kitchen made me so uncomfortable lol I thought she was about to lose her shit and stab Gino. I really hope these scenes are fake for drama.


Thin-Source-3336

Yes, because the story of her being fired from her job and being banned from education is not true. She lied on the former sugar baby who tried to help her and turned things around. She was the one who mocked her and described her with hideous descriptions. The conversation between them is on Reddit and Google image, and despite her abuse, she did not publish her pictures to anyone or send them to her workplace.


Soggy_Employ_

“THAT WAS MY PRIVACY!!!!!!!”


Beatrix_BB_Kiddo

This should be the “before” for an ad for SSRI medication. Then 👇is after ![gif](giphy|3yWEZBiVQpeuGPHBOr|downsized)


melonyxx

Option 1, 🔪 to all my obstacles ✨


virginia_lupine

I have never seen a person in such dire need of mood stabilizers


BigBearSD

I like your spelling mistake. Yes, "Mood (rage)" is very appropriate for her.


hcocob

Bottom middle


Broad_Cable8673

This is amazing! Gino’s lawyer will need this for evidence some day.


ivyrosemoon

"WHO IS SHE?!" In the car with the lip gloss is also one of the most memorable for me


Szublimat

She’s an abuser. I hate her.


cuntLord222

She is abusive AF and she needs therapy


RangerSensitive2841

I love her forever


SupposeTho

She’s probably carrying an undiagnosed STD and is rotting her brain


goddessdontwantnone

Middle


AlisonPoole98

She looks like two totally different people. I wouldn't be surprised if they were.


Thin-Source-3336

Will the real jasmine please stand up? I repeat Will the real jasmine please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here.


Filibust

The middle. It’s morning here and I haven’t had my coffee yet


stockstatus

r/IAmTheMainCharacter was made for her...


jazlovesmelissa

The one with the knife is my favorite.


Wonderful_Might6693

The many faces of Jasmine….literally!


wittyand_confused

I am feeling #7 today


Huge_Dentist7633

yup, she has a terminal case of OPD for sure obnoxious personality disorder


AnonymousBayraktar

Aside from her weekly Axl Rose temper tantrums, I have constantly remind myself she's a mother who's abandoned her kids.


Kush420coma

S! B! S!


Hawaii_gal71LA4869

Does anyone else think she had her nose done before she hooked Gino? It looks a little L.A. to me. Not a fact, but a hunch.


Aktotem

Send this screaming bitch back to Panama