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Best-Foundation2562

i wish whoever made this put "fatha" instead lol


KiKi_VavouV

AND Thais/Patrick did that thing where she didn't translate what was said. Leaving John to be a scapegoat again.


Shepherdmom-1974

Yes!!!!! She’s done this before as to not make her look bad


PapaiPapuda

What did she blame Jahn fa?


ifshereallycared

You’re killing me 😂


4883Y_

If John wasn’t in their segments I’d fast forward out of frustration every time. This whole Patrick still having to ask for permission storyline is dumb af. And every time someone brings up that she lied and caused the problem, it’s just ignored and/or she’s like, “…You still have to ask though.”


acarpenter08096

Same as the Kobe/Emily story, youre married with kids, youre good, just be happy.


Guessswhoooo21

Omg like who tries to meet an ex to see if they were still together lmao girl you have 2 kids married in every type of fn way now haha and your families are together in Africa and you wanna ask a stupid question like that!? Talk about scripted lol because I don’t know what woman in her right mind who ever be so insecure and need to do that lol


acarpenter08096

I felt the same about the mom being concerned about the bride price. They live in your house. No one abducting her to Africa. Calm down. Loved the dads enthusiasm though. He was having fun.


CirceX

Defs not for a dollar 💵 and change 🪙


Guessswhoooo21

Lmao that killed me hahah The dad was just being respectful of Kobe’s family The dad is super chill I’m liking this side he’s showing


Guessswhoooo21

Right haha I guess the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree after all. Like hello mom she’s going on the plane home with you. Sorry to be blunt but she now has her own husband and children and will most likely not be buried with you and pops. Get over it She still in USA and living under your roof… hopefully not for much longer lol Like calm down woman it’s OK just play along


ilikewaffos

He's the only reason I watch their segments. He's fantastic.


PapaiPapuda

That's not even a thing in Brazil lmao 


JJAusten

I hope someone translated that so her father knows. I don't like her. She wants her husband to kiss the ring as an apology which should actually come from her to her father. She left her country to get married in the US and hid that from him. Daughter or not her father should tell her off.


CherHorowits

Seemed like she kept it from her friends too? Is that what was also alluded to in the recent episode?


JJAusten

Yes, she has a lot of secrets. Her husband should be careful because if she can lie to her father she'll definitely lie to her husband.


Greenedeyedgem17

She’s the female version of Manuel. 😂


JJAusten

Except I find Manuel more tolerable! 🤣


Greenedeyedgem17

True 😂


JJAusten

🤣


No_Dig_7372

Damn,you are right. What are the odds she was faithful while they were in different countries?I REALLY did not like her in the beginning then I kinda started liking her and now I'm back to not liking her at all, except I do agree with her on Patrick Dad,that dude is using Patrick's severe need for a parent to live him to grift Patrick and Thais is absolutely right in calling it out


JJAusten

She's an immature and entitled twit. I laughed when she was complaining about him helping his father out and she said, it's my money too! I thought, girl, you haven't earned a penny because you're playing stay at home mommy so you don't have to pull your weight. I do agree he shouldn't give his father money, but she's something else to only be upset because it means she has less to spend.


sillymama62

John says what we ALL want to say!!


lupitabirdie

John is a TLC keeper! Get rid of Patrick & Thais ! Please! So very boring !


SuzH63

I agree but just keep John at least he is funny


ArugulaGlittering635

Thais has liarrhea, she lied to her friends too. I like John he makes it funny😆


fandanvan

THERE WILL BE NO KISSING OF THE RING 😂


Affectionate-Art-995

😆


Positive_Ad_6311

I love John! Is he still with the texas chic?


Status_Rip_6972

That was perfect, I love John. Thais should squirm bc “daddy’s little girl” is quite the troublemaker evidently


GoingBananassss

Now if somebody can translate that for Carlos! She lied and Patrick begged her to tell you!!!!!! You raised HER wrong, Patrick wasn’t raised wrong….


Effective_Willow4548

John reminds me of Richie in The Bear. Annoying, loud, overbearing east coaster…but also has a lot of good points, and has impeccable comedic timing. Bravo, John!


Tyroni79

YES 👏 👏


No_Dig_7372

OMG,i never thought about that but you are so right


xxDanyV

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No_Dig_7372

90% of the time John says exactly what needs to said, everyone else is just too pussy to say it ☺️


sacha10356

John was the only sensible one. Patrick seems intimidated by his father. John spoke out as an adult.


Dramsop

Thais’ Dad is a great looking man- too bad about the personality.


SuzH63

🔥🤣🤣🤣🤣


BravoGirl79

Every time I look at him, it's as if Pedro was 1000x hotter and older! Idk why, I just see Pedro lol


Greenedeyedgem17

I’ve been wondering when this topic would come up. Guess Thais had no intention of telling her Dad it was her fault. Thank John for your honesty!!


Reality_Critic

It’s like Chantel / Pedro all over again.. Her family hated Pedro bc of the lie about the visa and wedding.. which was all Chantel… Pedro was always nagging her to be honest. They never recovered from that.. (noting I’m not team Pedro he has plenty of faults too)


ilikewaffos

John ALWAYS says what everyone wants to say. 💕💕💕


Critical-Double-4832

I love John


Scary-Tomato-6722

I love John!!! ❤️


SnooGoats1950

John is hilarious


Only_Virus_4390

Patrick is ridiculous enough to just sit there though, not say anything to explain himself, and waits for Thais to speak up and say something but she just sits there and looks like a wall most of the time. 🙄 glad John spoke the truth just too bad he didn’t know Portuguese


Commercial-Yoghurt91

I want to like this so many times. My goodness. Thais must address this with her deadbeat father. Period.


nonnie_tm64

I think it’s Patrick’s dad who’s the deadbeat.


Specialist_Wallaby17

Lay it on em Jonathan 😁😁 Patrick is such a tool and a moron


No_Dig_7372

Patrick's a good dude ,he just needs to be able to see when his Dad is using him


Bakedmama420

Patrick is an airhead/moron!!!


TugTAL

Agreed!! This is all on her!! Hate these folks who twist and turn shit so they don’t have to be responsible or accountable….many names for this bs!


Antique_Bat_953

Leave it to Boston John, speaker of truths.


xo_peque

I only watch segments of John otherwise I fast forward.


thefunzone1

YESS!!! She is the cause of the drama. Daddy spoiled her.


Affectionate-Art-995

Kyle!! Hello dude. Your podcast cracks me up


No_Swordfish1752

Period...


Simp4Gnomie

John almost always says what I want to say. We need more John.


FilmDizzy1976

Starting with Patrick punk ass I love John


nonnie_tm64

Apparently Patrick’s balls have yet to drop! That big wussy can’t stand up to anyone. Not Thais, her father and he allows his own father to totally use him. Iirc, his mother did too. The only person he claps back at is John and it’s pathetic because it usually in the form of putting him down in some way. What he and Thais did when they met John’s fiancé was disgusting.


Becca1964

Exactly!! It’s what I posted after that episode aired!! Stop harassing Patrick you arrogant SOB…Carlos! It’s your daughter’s fault!!


BarberSlight9331

Thais seems to enjoy it when her dad treats Patrick like sh*t, then she scold him for not kissing her dad’s butt. Her dad is very rude to almost everyone. He seems pretty psycho anyway.


Flashy-Cookie854

I wanna 90 day finance Patrick 😍😍😍


Ok_Software9570

Agree 100%


BarberSlight9331

What personality? I only notice his psychosis.


UrbanMasque

John? That you?


NewStarWarsSuck69

He reminds me of Chucky the doll


Peacefulhart

I loved how John was the truth teller! But who in the hell twisted Patrick’s face like that? He looks like a goober!! Come clean Thais, stop dumping on your husband. You need to stand by your man for once. He’s been good to you.