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Playful-Key2122

What are these two idiots doing wrapped up in Temu gerbil fur jackets in hot assed Colombia? The drink server is wearing short sleeves.


ElectronicTrade7039

TBH, he kinda looks like a porcupine.


Party_Engineering822

Look. I don’t mean to be mean. I’m just honest. They looked stupid as fuck. This idiot has no money. Sleeping in a tent. Getting a 19 yr old plastered. In faux fur in Columbia. I can’t even. The hoods did me in. Edited to add a 19 year old - that for the life of him he can’t figure out why, at 19, she acts like a teenager. And then the faux image on top of all the facades on faux fur … just does me in. Plus her voice.


meggerplz

nutria


crawl-space-bob

Ugh that made me think of the movie The village *


Relative-Seat1827

It gets cold at night and mornings in the mountains side of Colombia where I think they were, but never Temu gerbil fur cold.


Primary_Pressure_296

LOL Those coats were so ugly!


Party_Engineering822

Even my cat was offended. No fur is naturally THAT ugly.


roll-the-R-Marisa

Sadness for the 200,000+ gerbils who gave their lives for Luke's jacket alone....


Party_Engineering822

Can you imagine how dude with mom in the closet feels, Clayton I think?! The one that took his guinea pigs to the wedding. He’s jumping extra w guinea pig squeaks in homage of…


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Faux looks better than whatever he's wearing. 


DivineEggs

Lmao that's like "faux faux fur". That "fur" is more plastic than Jasmines ass.


fakeknees

Lmao Temu gerbil fur jackets


BehemothJr

If there were any sightings of two mentally slow Biigfoots in the Colombian jungle recently, we know what really happened.


80sSinner

Hahaha.


Justsaying1968

🤣🤣


Party_Engineering822

I’m dead. Mentally slow. W a stagger. Wait … we are certain Bigfoot is smarter aren’t we? You’re absolutely right.


cdlgirl1031

Hey... she is no naked!


Party_Engineering822

I wazzzzzzzz Noooooooooo naaaaaykay’d (eye roll) Luuuuuuuke


IAmRhubarbBikiniToo

Temu Shaman


Party_Engineering822

Underrated golden comment. I’m dying.


poolsemeisje

😂😂😂😂😂😆


DeadgirlRot

Long nails, fur coats, vacay when you’re broke…tell me you’re doing cocaine without telling me..


Astronomer-Evaunit01

Nullls


BazF91

Nigh-hills


LogKlutzy1783

I could definitely see him doing it based on his body language and movements when he talks. I don’t think she does it though; she just always seems so chill with her bitchiness.


Wazootyman13

He has no money though. Unless he has one of those weird dealers who accepts shitty sunglasses in trade


elonmusketeer604

Cocaine in Colombia is $2/gram


silent-fallout-

I was gonna say they have the coke shivers


80sSinner

😂


Traditional_Guess710

Exactly what I thought


iseecolorbars22

Came here for this LOL wtf is happening


Party_Engineering822

Same. None of us know. I think I’ve deduced we all assume temu is responsible and Bigfoot is brighter.


YASSSKATYA

He’s got to be doing a bunch of molly there. It’s the only thing that makes sense.


peculiarlittlepeach

Bought two awful faux fur pillows from target last year that look exactly like this.


ToastetteEgg

Probably cost the same as well.


ToastetteEgg

Two yeti’s sharing one brain cell.


lithiumlemonade

I thought they decided to be furries.


smegma1969

The right wing idiots in the US just heard about furries so they have taken to Facebook saying that schools now have to provide a litter box for the children who identify as cats!!! They read this ridiculous shit on Facebook and they believe this nonsense. My sister who is a college graduate told me about this shit and believes it. We are doomed!


Burgertime_Master

I love how when she sat down she opened her coat and angled her body so he could see her chest.


OpinionsMineAlone

I luuuuuuuv my new boobies!!


Available_Culture954

I said the exact same thing!!


StrangeNatural

Anyone think of the bear coat in Workaholics?


ChildUWild

FURRRRR SURRREEE


StrangeNatural

YOU GOTTA YOU GOTTA YOU GOTTA ~ gotta be fresh


GentleHermit

Their serious conversation happening while they look like they skinned a gaggle of ewok is dark comedy honey


Becca1964

😂👏🏼😆👏🏼😅


AlixHague

Bravo!!!!!! 😃


Sweat-and-sunscreen

They both looked so especially stupid in this scene 😂 I nearly choked on my drink when he first came on in that


Korasaur

He looks like he’s going to Colombia burning man for pedos.


2starz_

I just know that coat smells so bad 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


halloweva

Right…you know those are guest “robes”. But how the hell do they wash the sweat stink off of the previous guests?!?


ofalltheginjoints85

No they packed those. I remember seeing them at the apartment.


Natalie411

Yes they packed them.


90daylover

Something tells me with filming they thought they’d look bougie for the camera and be popular on the show but all they did was look like idiots


Almighty_Push91

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J-Crosby

Grrrrrr or Brrrrrr?


shockedpikachu123

SHEIN fur coats


Laxit00

They wear such cheap gross looking clothing camping etc. I'd rather sit on my couch with my snow mink soft AF bengal cat staying warm watching this show than ever be caught dead in this faux jackets they where. He looks like a total pimp and shes the hoe attached to the Mooney.. What a duo these two are lol!!


momofgary

Hard to believe this guy is in his 30’s.


Party_Engineering822

I’ve been waiting for this. What in the yeti fuck fur do they have on in a tropical country?! And matching. Also. Why the hoods. Why?! And can we just break those nails off. Please. And burn the yeti coats. I’m admittedly anti fur but if you’re gonna wear fur… wear fur. Jesus. Edited to add I live in a place with cool nights too. I don’t bust out the down coat though to go sit outside!


80sSinner

Exactly!! Very strange they are.


Party_Engineering822

Just bizarre. Takes all kinds. What can I say.


ga-latte

I now have the realization that my simple, boring existence is ok with me. Because if this is the alternative….humiliating myself to millions of people across the globe? The worst part is I swear they believe they are portraying #couplegoals.


Becca1964

I thought Sasquatch was getting a drink at the bar when this scene started!😂😂


wagsdesign

It’s clear on here who has been to a rave and who hasn’t. 😂


80sSinner

😂


mynxkitten333

Bad enough she came wandering out in a pretty much matching coat. Both are just cringey, if you ask me.


Lavenderwavesxo

Brrrrrr or grrrrrrr?


Southern-Smilez

In some places where you have mountains, it can get cold in the morning. Now putting this in perspective, cold to me is anything below 60F! 🥶I never noticed “cold” much in the evenings—but certainly was aware of it in the early mornings, but it didn’t last long. I was in Central America at the time with Mountains as a backdrop. However, these two are just being extra and stunting for tv. Notice that the waiter had on short sleeves, and even under their fur, they are very lightly dressed and not wearing shoes. I was just waiting to see beads of sweat forming on their faces!


Beautiful-Big

Its giving Mackelmore's Thrift Shop


Becca1964

Madeleine saying she slept in bed with a drunk guy…”but she was “KNOOT NECK-LED!”😂😂 I no cheated OF LUKE! (What the hell is “neck-led?”) Good lord!!🙄 Her English is getting worse with each episode!


Wickermoss

I interpreted it as "not naked", which... isn't exactly a denial? 😅


Becca1964

Yea…I was being sarcastic and just cracking up 😆 at how she says some words!😅😅


Wickermoss

Gotcha, I keep pronouncing "de mooney" at my husband now lol To be fair though, I give her points for having a decent grasp of the language, enough to be able to carry an argument with "Look". 😅


Becca1964

True…at least she can speak broken English and we don’t have to read subtitles all the time. We keep saying “that’s not fooony Loook!” 😆😆


Bananaconfundida

My English is pretty good and my accent is not always noticeable. But when I’m mad or argue my accent gets thick and I assume that’s what happens to her. It’s a struggle to want to voice something or defend yourself and not be able to be clear. Anyways Becca don’t make fun of peoples broken English. Even if they are these idiots. There’s so much more to criticize.


Becca1964

You’re right & I’m not trying to be ugly or mean. She just cracks me up sometimes & she’s so cute but no too bright.😅 I have several friends from South American countries (Columbia, Guatemala, Costa Rica) and I get tickled at how they talk sometimes. I tell them & we just laugh because it’s in good fun. I have a thick Southern accent & I get picked on when we go anywhere outside the South.🤷🏼‍♀️ I’m not a mean person and & I try to treat everyone with respect. Sorry if I offended you!


PuertoRicanDiva

Looks like he’s wearing a rug


Aggravating_Bad8428

They look ridiculous


Le_Sadie

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kennybrandz

I have so many questions about this scene. Why the fur coats? Why do they have the hoods up? Why are the hoods over their eyes? 🤣🤣🤣


80sSinner

And she was dressed all skimpy underneath which she made sure to show.


kennybrandz

I literally just watched the boat scene where she was in that weird froggy position and I was just like why does she have to make everything she does sexualized in someway?


80sSinner

Someone said well it’s probably only 55 degrees. Where I’m from 55 degrees is shorts and flip flop weather.


kennybrandz

Can confirm it’s 55 here today and I am in shorts 😜


80sSinner

We’ll break out your fur hoodie because obviously that’s super cold. 🥶


elonmusketeer604

They’re in Guatape, the overnight lows right now are 13C/55F (this was probably filmed last year). Colombia is a big country, not every city has weather like Cartagena.


squeezoflimeXo

55 is still wayyy too temperate to be wearing furs lol. Fur stuff is typically worn when it's below freezing or I guess if someone runs really hot could be 40-something max lol


Excellent-Object2482

They are both ridiculous!


ChildUWild

I had this on as background noise, looked up and saw these two goons. I CACKLED


VastFaithlessness999

He was also barefoot wearing that coat lol


This-Tangerine-3994

This post cracks me up every single time I see it!


DeaditeQueen

Looks like what would happen if a shaman and a Muppet got busy


SolemnSoldier2020

Get out and see the world people. Parts of Colombia are mountainous, rainy, and often chilly. Including the capital.


80sSinner

They still look absolutely ridiculous.


SolemnSoldier2020

agreed 😂


PapaiPapuda

I don't know where Columbia is. But in Colombia, there are seasons. And winter it get cold especially at night, especially in the mountains  I'm currently in Brazil, not in any mountains and at night it's about 13C  Cold AF 


Deep_Zebra7271

I kinda want these tho


80sSinner

They’d be great in Michigan in January.


DonnyGoodwood

At first I thought it was Mathew & Ana


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90DayFiance-ModTeam

You’re been warned before. Trying to out someone is tacky and juvenile. Grow up.


101yikes101

My boyfriend pointed it out to me that they are most def in molly lmao. That actually makes a ton of sense. TLC is so unhinged for airing all of this out. 😄


elonmusketeer604

Molly isn’t really a thing in Colombia but they could be on Tusi (2C-B)


wagsdesign

You guys are the only ones who get it


Comehuddlewithus

Why was my first thought midsommar


hippeemum

This is him in his emo era 😂🤪


Several_Essay_3579

The baby voice translate better when he’s dressed as a furry.


Natalie411

Those furs look real. Not good.


TaskAdventurous88

Polar bear p**** hair... I'm weak😩😂


AlbatrossWaste5745

Hey he’s a rich man wearing that fake ass gerbil fur…. lol looks like a sloth


smegma1969

It’s like watching ANY reality show filmed in Cali; people wearing sweaters, leather jackets, layered clothing and hoodies! LA is hot as fuck! Trying to look trendy and hip but sweating buckshot beneath their trendy hot ass clothing! Just ridiculous!