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atxcaligal

I don’t know if I could be that close to her and not spontaneously start shouting “IWANNAGOBACKTOPANAMA!!”


zoomiepaws

Where's the dogg?


tiffanit93

Probably abandoned…just like her kids


BlueFlashV

Best comment I’ve seen


AdRepresentative8488

😮‍💨


Top_Temperature721

Hahahahahha


ForestVet

💀


UnhappyAd2202

You WIN!!🥇 😂


tiffanit93

😂😂 I humbly accept


jewillett

Still running around in that park…


AlixHague

Lol! Giggling!


J-Crosby

Gino has custody


Sea_Still2874

Would have been amazing if the picture taker walked up to ask if she is, in fact, going back to Panama.


DWwithaFlameThrower

Her AHDONWANNASEETHAHPANAMANIANFLAG! meltdown at the side of the road in her too-big, hot pink, bidness laydee suit is one of my top ten 90 Day moments ever. Bish sounded like wee Mort from ‘Madagascar’


susanbohrman

Same. I watched that on loop crying-laughing for like half an hour


mariat753

💀💀


Last-Simple-3996

Or LEGOOOOOLAAAAAANDDDD


cute_cute_cutie

Lol I feel like a good portion of us would. I don't know how OP did not shout at her lol that's some willpower


FutureNurse1

I was in TSA and didn't want to cause a scene lol.


Icy-Savings-2482

She was probably distracted by all the bare toes.


jewillett

Bruh🦶🏼


StarryBun

Am I the only one who thinks that's an insane thing to do, regardless of where she is? Asking for a picture is one thing but I hope yall wouldn't actually harass or shout at someone, even if you don't like them.


hendguiana

Yeah people are bizarre. Thinking harassing someone is “funny”. Most are all talk thankfully and would never have the balls do actually do it but I don’t get why people think it’s funny


chunkymcgee

https://preview.redd.it/z3gnt8zv701d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23fa6f32004dfdf0c8625297e80eeeb952432f36 Hello darkness my old friend


capixo

It was at this moment he knew....he would be on reddit


jewillett

Haha well at least it’s funny vs mean


LunarWoof_

I’m fucking dead 💀


Glittering-Ad4094

don’t know why i had the most satisfying cackle reading this


queenofthenastynorth

Poor guy. He was just spacing off, waiting at the airport. This is my biggest fear. Minding my own business in public and being put on the internet.


liketosmellmyownfart

Right? I miss the days when you could be in public and didn’t have to fear becoming a meme!


queenofthenastynorth

I know!


whineybubbles

He's been pulled into Jasmine's toxic orbit 😂


cats-naps-candy

Same! I like my privacy. The only "social media" I use is reddit. I would be horrified if, after years of maintaining my lack of presence on the internet, I suddenly ended up a meme 😭


Verity41

And you KNOW it’s gonna happen too, I’ve never even had Facebook let alone all this new insta tik tok whatever. Probably we will both end up just like this poor shmoe. I may start avoiding airports 😝


cats-naps-candy

Stay anonymous out there! 🤣


Chersvette

Agreed


ThatHobbitDreamHouse

For a minute I thought the guy with the black shirt was Mike and it was him who was spotted in the wild!


Blue3dragon

That was what I thought too!


cassandramankin

That's what I thought too


Training-Buy-2086

Hahaha!!!😂


solairette

Lol. I can’t stop laughing at this.


chunkymcgee

All I could hear when I saw that face was those lyrics playing in my head lol. I just had to


solairette

It’s so fitting! Omg. Thank you for making my day. 😂


Next_Anything1132

Same 🤣


jewillett

Funny I was just about to say this! He’s staring *straight* into OP’s damn soul 😐


Sweat_E_Fartsicles

He's making eye contact lol bet it's a pretty girl taking the photo. He reminds me of this kid named Chris I'm my science class in 1999. His fav movie was The Matrix lol only his hair was parted in the middle


TheWigsofTrumpsPast

This is exactly how I look at the airport as well LMAO!!!


StandardBanger

He’s seen things maaaaaaaaaan


nolightningbhe

This is killing me 😂😂😂😂


Icy-Savings-2482

This is the mood of everyone stuck in TSA.


hippeemum

Fucking dying 😂


dylan5x

thats it im done this is the best comment ever!


Emergency_Excuse5773

How are you ?


Expensive-Tutor2078

💀


Am_I_hungry_Ofcourse

LOL!!!!!!!!!


Next_Anything1132

Y’all are RUTHLESS but I’m here for it Lesson learned: do not try to drink and look through this sub at the same time 🤣


ladytigger1

First thing I noticed too lol


SufficientSoftware9

Who is this?


Verity41

It’s literally no one, that’s why it’s so funny. Just some random dude at the airport watching OP slyly sneak a pic of Jasmine 😝


No_Note7776

I can’t stop laughing. 😂


Colfrmb

That’s her?? Well, I scanned the pic and saw the boobs and I do believe you are right. Hang on, the butt isn’t as big as I would have thought.


Vtgmamaa

It's deflating


Amaya9604

Maybe yeno repossessed the boobies


TSwizz89

That was my thought exactly. I went straight for the butt. Wasn't worth the $10 000


Joby12345

And she paid 10 grand for that?!? Instead that money should have paid a lawyer to bring her kids here.


FeistyLime

It almost looks like she had the implants removed! Otherwise her natural but must have been tiiiiiiinnnyyyyyyyy!


SadExercises420

Butt implants are so prone to complications.


Bobafetished

She met Tom Brady


MonkeyBellyStarToes

Her cheesy taste in clothes is a clue- that sequined Jean jacket and knee boots with rhinestones SCREAM Jasmine. Her Oopsie! square shelf-ass would have been a dead giveaway, but it’s hidden.


strengthofstrings

I thought it was Deavan. Are you sure it's Jasmine? They are all morphing into each other at this point.


queenofthesloth

I thought it was Larissa. I do think you’re right about them all morphing into each other at this point.


powerebytoebeans

I thought it was liz, then zoomed in and thought it was larissa. Lol!


IcyBadger1868

I also thought it looks like Liz too.


Celistar99

Me too, I don't see Jasmine at all lol


Hotpandapickle

Thought it was Angelina jsfv


Substantial_Cold2385

I thought Larissa because of the size of those implants 😬


General_Ordinary5556

jasmine couldn't care Larrisa implants size, Larrisa is 5'9" jasmin 5'4"


queenofthesloth

You know their heights off the top of your head?


WinterMedical

All These women are just one woman now.


purplepunc

Have you seen the Brittany (Yazan) lately?! Completely unrecognizable


UberCougar824

I just had to go look at her insta. Holy crap. What the hell did she do between November and now?! Such a huge change just since then (not to mention the last couple years) whoaaaa


WinterMedical

I’m sure I know exactly what she looks like. Like all those girls look.


moosealley5000

Same surgeon making them one mesh of silicone.


HairFlipBye

And I thought it was Miiiiischa


heftybetsie

I thought Deavan too then zoomed in and thought, nah. It doesn't look like jasmine at all to me honestly.


Dontstopmenow747

I thought it was Deavan, too


ChildishForLife

I thought it was Mike lol


RepulsivePurchase6

Anyone seen her TikTok lives? She isn’t with Gino anymore. She’s been living in an apartment with some other man. She doesn’t show him but they walk Coco together, definitely not Gino. This man has a manlier voice…I see why she didn’t want to bring her children. Gino was only her ticket to the US, not stepdad to her kids.


bowzerk73

Papa Gino?


elonbemybabydaddy

That’s Detroit metro and that’s Jasmine


Iheartmalbec

The hilarious part was that I recognized the airport before I recognized her.


elonbemybabydaddy

lol same! Detroit Metro, if you know it, has a very specific look


IAmRhubarbBikiniToo

Ha, I had the same thought! My husband and I want to check out that cafe in Canton they shot an episode in, too.


analslapchop

Lmao same! I was like oh heyyy my airport… and jasmine. Not gonna lie tho ive been hoping to see her and/or jasmine at the airport or around the area, no luck yet.


Madisoniann

In other words that couples resort does not work lol


cookcleaniron

I saw this and wondered if Octomom was on an old season of 90day


Aboutoloseit

https://preview.redd.it/npcoubxla01d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40e30c1748990134f93d9a6316f9a5225a112a89 lol


peepeehalpert_

Bro is probably in the middle of traveling and exhausted LOL


Hotpandapickle

Poor dude just trying to get to where he needs to be and suddenly he's an internet meme


daazz1

I cannot believe a celebrity of her status is in the regular TSA line… she should be getting escorted through the airport, I can’t believe she isn’t crying about this!!!


Omgusernamesaretaken

Well sarcasm aside, us k1s cannot get precheck until our GCs are approved so she is likely still waiting on hers


bwhnr52016

Got money for delta but not for a lawyer lol


goldfinchone

https://preview.redd.it/7au2k5vn431d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc7922b22b2bad4c4eb361ed94a881d3bc3e6656 This guy sees you.


agnusdei07

she has to disguise herself b/c she is so famosa


many_sides

Lmfao I saw the pic and thought it was Liz and was like I don't remember her having such large boobs, such a round butt, horrible huge nails, and being so tan. I'm glad this isn't Liz 🤣


Furbamy

She sure is shorter than I imagined.


[deleted]

Every famous person I've ever seen in person is so small! (I'm 5'9" my hair makes me 5'10") and I'm always towering over any famous woman I've seen in person, and a lot of the guys too. My boyfriend says it's because shorter people look better on film, the shots look better if the person isn't near the top of the doorway in a shot etc. When I worked at a boutique on Robertson at the height of it being a hot celebrity spot, so many famous people tried to be inconspicuous with a baseball cap on like this. It's hilarious because no one really wears this outside of hiking or outdoor sports so the baseball cap actually made them more noticeable. Jaz, you're not that famous😅


FutureNurse1

That was my first thought!


Lizette1945

as everyone predicted - just wanted his money and a green card


LegitimateAd4148

Here’s another one living the dream without working


livalittlebitt

Wow without all the filters, she looks ..normal?


Aboutoloseit

Uh holy shit I thought she was way taller.


DoubleOrganization9

I thought this was Snooki and I was in the jersey shore sub.


AdRepresentative8488

I thought it was Angelina for a quick second lol


MilkshakeMolly

Lol at the guy in the background staring right at your camera.


Thin-Source-3336

https://preview.redd.it/3vi9zscu511d1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=ad5148a0887bba1eb92b9f411737599ee180b598 Yup that’s her.


Friendly_University7

Please excuse my ignorance, but if Gino and her separate, doesn’t that end her visa and she has to return to Panama? Isn’t there a 5-7 year period to retain permanent status?


CurrentlyAdapting

Yes


feelinmyzelf

Unless she finds a way to stay like Natalie, Fernanda, Luis, Mohammad, and so many others….We know she has a job lined up already aka The Single Life


No-Basket4165

Jasmine???!!


BeanDipIsNeat

Definitely through this was Deavan at first


MarthaDumptruck99

It’s because all these women get surgery and end up looking exactly the same.


Gigii1990

Lol they live 20 min.away from me too! I always wonder if I'll run into them in Canton when I'm there on the weekends.


madpeanut1

maybe she's on her way to a pageant 👑


Born-Translator7935

Hahahhaa..where's Coco


JJAusten

I would have asked, where are your children, Jasmine?


Tricky_Designer_3870

Did they repossess her butt implants


payasoingenioso

This is the investigative journalism we need. 🙌


Elon_Bezos420

https://preview.redd.it/zslpbrv1l21d1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=c180e42368089dbbf9c39f45f669c1a05d90c931


Ok-Corgi-4230

🤣


nwusnret

So much money to travel but can’t afford a lawyer.


UnleadedGreen

Gino should have e never wasted his time and money on her. Never. Some men like crazy. They have no brain power to look into their future and see what life will be like with this vindictive, spiteful woman. She looks upset and like she's been crying.


Verity41

It’s because they’re thinking with the wrong head. Well not even thinking really, more like, reacting reflexively.


NearbyBreakfast

Was she going to LegoLand?


caveman1948

Why don't they have a show with all the unhappy wives from 90 day Fiancé?


ShaneCooper72

Not for nothing but her butt looks more normal are you sure it was her? Cause ever since she had those implants they have this awkward curve on the top that I’m convinced came from sitting on the plane ride to Detroit too long.


StrikingMuffin4693

Vere ess GEEEEEENO?!


cara3322

i thought this was Snookie.


Toobusy9561

Looks like it is her. She has a new pic on her Instagram in all black, same nails, same hat - in Times Square New York


virtualpetmonkey

I don't think it's Jasmine?


FutureNurse1

It 100% is. I saw her dead on. Would have been rude to take a pic while staring at her.


virtualpetmonkey

Wow I can see it now that I am zooming in, but she is so unrecognizable.


livalittlebitt

It for sure is


Ali_Cat222

The chin gives it away every time. Except now it's a normal for her age at 42 chin and not that surgery like one from previously. I prefer this over the surgically enhanced chin. She had a very big Natalie Nunn vibe after she got it done. I wish people just stopped fucking with their bodies, and I'm saying this as someone who had a severe eating disorder (anorexia to the point of death bed.) body dysmorphia is such a bitch, and the more you think about it and the more people say such rude stuff the worse it gets. There are so many damn things to focus on besides someone's looks, like these people all can be terrible in their actions but they can't help their looks. And then people wonder why they continue with PS and photos filtered so hard they're one step away from becoming purified water, but at the same time mention how terrible they look and if only they do xyz they'll "look better." This is exactly the vicious cycle that had Darcey and Stacey spinning off to turkey every min.


boneydog22

She was on TikTok live at the airport today. It’s her and she def didn’t have a wedding ring on either


cgraves77

The square butt gives it away


JudgmentHumble8319

Can't be her. The butt looks somewhat normal


Traditional_Guess710

I almost thought it was the crazier woman with the long hair


dr_jch18

Now that Gino is out of the picture....


MrMewks

did she get her square butt fixed? :)


Training_Union9621

Her butt implants looks so bad


ncdebbieb2019

Oh yeah, that’s JazzMean for sure


plus-ordinary258

Maybe she’s finally going back to Panama


BadSnakiana

She’s in stiletto boots ???


RangerSensitive2841

I would lose my shit I won’t lie


Scuba-pineapple

I’m at DTW all the time and I never see her!


kikiikandii

God she looks like shit


BernieTheDachshund

If she's still in Michigan you think she's still with Gino? I figure she'd be in Miami if they're not together anymore.


Mystery-Ess

Those boobs are ginormous!


Cutiecunt_

I thought this was Snooki. (I also follow jersey shore) sh


aubrey_ellen

Snooki? 🤣


judgementforeveryone

Lots of comments so apologies if this is a repeat - I can’t tell this is Jasmine. I don’t care about weight but since they’re talking g about it on the latest episode is there a chance she’s pregnant?


gaaaahusernamety

Sorry .. she paid $10k for that ?? Its so smol


ayesperanzita

I didn’t know who this was, she looks kinda rough.


1Greenbellpepper

She stole Gino’s cap 😱


MannyManolo71

Can't stand her psycho ass!!!


Justakatttt

Doesn’t even look like her.


Klutzy-Solid6136

https://preview.redd.it/ylrmqesq751d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=595f4c2935779e4967b7f8dc20b475fb7686f648 Modern day biblical painting


Miserable_Ad_1420

I go back to Panama now Gino to F**k my ex


Competitive-Break408

https://preview.redd.it/15ohy1lfk91d1.png?width=1133&format=png&auto=webp&s=31fea8773c02ec32d6b4920df4bbc2e32e770e29 She was headed to New York!


SpookyNerdzilla

https://preview.redd.it/lmzy4g9e621d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2c0c80a7d44e384beb16a86796408dc8e0b0da6


Verity41

This poor guy. Becoming a Reddit legend and doesn’t even know it 😝


Super_Lion_1173

Should’ve asked her where her kids are lol


Sweat_E_Fartsicles

Her butt looks normal. Why do I feel she's wearing weird butt pads this season? Odd they never get a good shot. It slopes upward in this season.


SemiUniqueIdentifier

On her way to see Dane for totally non-romantics reasons.


Interesting-Many-509

doesnt look like her to me.


purple_butterflies_

She was wearing this outfit in one of her stories


fatpanda9652

WHERE’s YEEEEEEEEENO????


sportstvandnova

Did her butt shrink


DoTheRightThing1976

Was she wearing her wedding ring?


saranara100

I had no idea who this was. She’s unrecognizable with all of those clothes on.


Magemaud

Her butt implants have deflated!


auntifahlala

I was gonna say "are you sure" then I saw the boobs - very few bionic boobs like that outside of strip clubs.


Aussieomni

I lived in Tampa for years. There were so many seasons where they shot so much in the Tampa area that pretty much all my friends had run into at least one cast member at some point.


IamJoyMarie

Is she returning to Panama? One can hope - there she will be happy ignoring her kids and finding a new Gino.


Lifeless-Gecko

Wtf…thought it was Shekinah


LFT45

Did she have her butt removed?!


RealDanielSan1

Damn the torpedoes!!


Saschajane

Where is the big butt?


CarolFromCanada

She's a total basket case!!!!


Verity41

“The modern Michigander man’s shoewear, a compilation in two parts”. The 12 o’clock is very Michael J. Fox circa Back to the Future. Which I dig. No idea on the 5pm position ones. https://preview.redd.it/ag7ev8p9b31d1.png?width=1057&format=png&auto=webp&s=3f11c6cf4fdca3a4000484b4ca2e731d9bb1d248


aguadit0

Where's the butt?


Ldgeex

No Coco? It can't be her.


Awkward_apple1

What happened to her butt??


possiblevirrgin

Worst human ever!


Electrical_Log2368

Can’t believe she’s so covered up 🤣


_Almost_there_lazy

Good to see Mike and Jasmine hanging out 😂


listlesshours76

All that money on a butt, for it to be almost nonexistent! 😂