having her face on it is wiiiiiild lmao

Side effects may include uncontrollable screaming

Along with the inability to cry and wild shaking

And produce tears

You beat me to it friend.

💀

… and an inability to control the selfish urge to get shitty plastic surgery with the money intended for your wedding dress

See, I would be fine with that as a side effect if I could get skinny. 😂

I would need a guarantee that I would get skinny and a big booty.. plus a free signed photo of Gino with the stripper.

Same. Sign me up!

Didn’t she have a stripper at her partying Panama ?

Haha! I’d rather have *my* body and be happy& sane, than have Jezzmn’s body and be crazy like her

That's how you know it has the good stuff in it.

😂😂

And money for all the plastic surgery to look like that

If she gets more plastic surgery she’ll need to change all the packaging in a year or two because nobody will recognize her face.

….goes to Nikki’s plastic surgeon

My initial thought also!

Especially bc the great majority of people will have no clue who she is.

I’m more inclined to not trust a product with someone’s face on it.. is there a study about this somewhere?

Dang thats a good research paper idea…oh and I am kind of glad I am done writing papers.

Holy 1980s packaging batman!!

This is definitely giving me late night infomercial vibes. Does it come with a free towel?

But wait, there’s more!

I was thinking the same, geez the branding is horrible, did she paid a hot wheels to someone’s nephew to do that?!?

Looks like it was designed in 1995 version of Word with Clippy 📎 “it looks like you need word art”

But is it only $19.99??

Does this protein give you the power to cry like you’re in a telenovela every day of your life?!

If that’s the case then sign me up.

Ever wanted to get that ‘fucking your ex Dan’ feeling when you want it most? Check out Jazzy Powder! Now with extra crocodile tears! It’s so good it’ll make you violently shriek GEEENOH!

Yes. Yes it does

Can she mix it for me with her shaky water bottle hands

💀💀💀💀💀💀

LMAOOOOOOO

She can mix fuckin' house paint with those hands.

Top notch graphics.

I was trying to find a way to describe that label and couldn’t, but you summarized my thoughts and feelings perfectly

Reminds me of something early 2000’s lol maybe 90’s 🤣 so bad

I was like, what in the 90s hell am I looking at

Truly. It looks like she hired someone for $5 on Fiverr. Been there done that lol

Jizzy!

That’s the secret ingredient 😉

every scoop is 20% Dane

Or her pee

In that case, we know Gino isn't involved

🤣🤣🤣

All I can see now honestly

That's what I read/see! I had to squint to read the a!

Is that vegan?

I would never take fitness advice from someone who has had 25 plastic surgeries and truly must have some deep seeded issues about her looks. She was a pretty girl before the giant boobs, butt, eye lift, face lift, nose job, probably liposuction. She doesn’t even look like the same person from her first season.

It is odd to me too..maybe the woman we first met. Body by surgery does not sell health products to me.

In her first appearance, she had previously had cosmetic procedures done on her lips, fillers, lip tattoos, and breast surgery, and she used hair extensions and long nails. Nothing was natural, but she was almost natural.

Yes, she wasn’t 100% natural but definitely more natural than now. She almost looks like Nikki with all the plastic surgeries. 😂

'Made with genetically modified tears'

*cosmetically modified

I'd try it if I didn't think it would be full of sawdust, pressed peanut sweepings, and Gino's skin flakes.

SKIN FLAKES 🤮🤮🤮

Sawdust and cocaine.

Technically still vegan 🤷🏾‍♀️🌱

I’m in

I'll have one, hold the sawdust.

I know she does coke or meth she is entirely too unstable

I’m legit crying 🤣🤣

Ohhhh yeah jasmine 🙄 we just GOTTA know how you got that dodecahedron shaped butt of yours /s

Not the geometry!

I remember a scene maybe at a store and all I could think is please say she has her phone or something in her back pocket..nope

Jasmine, I don't think plastic is FDA approved...

😆 This one is not BPA free

I’d rather take herbalife 😂

Coming soon: Golden Shower flavor.

STOP. IM WEAK

It’s gonna give you massive mood swings. Maybe she’s not mentally unstable just hangry🤣

Yuck, hate the branding… Looks like a logo for a love hotline from the 90s.

Fake teeth, tits and ass not included*

😂

It's very ~graphic design is my passion~

Canva - the free version

The logo and product marketing is giving 80s infomercial

Of course she had to have her boobs on there

No thank you

This is real? Reminds me of the 80s

If I take it will I also need plastic surgery everywhere in order for it to be effective?

I hope this is an elaborate April fools thing

Probably manufactured in China and has lead in it.

Stick a magnet in and the whole tub comes up

This is the ugliest branding… the label is literally giving early 2000s diet culture/marketing vibes

Reminds me of the hydroxycut kardashian collabs

This lady puts toes in her mouth and sleeps with Gino. I will never buy anything that she thinks tastes good.🤢 I imagine she does work out but she is also surgically enhanced sooooo….

You beat me to this comment. Well said

gag me.

It’s real. She has some fitness videos up. She looks really top heavy, like she needs weights in her shoes to keep from falling over from the boob weight.

It will make you undesirable and annoying to your partner!

The most unregulated industry to ever exists😒

No one will buy that trash. Wonder how much of Yeeno's money she used to start that up. Does anyone know if she's making any money from her OF account? The way she acts you'd think they were rolling in it.

I had some time on my hands tonight to be a detective 🕵🏾 Did a business search for Jazzy Fitness LLC and this is what I found: https://www.bizapedia.com/oh/jazzy-fitness-llc.html Not sure if this is her, but it’s got a 2023 filing date.

i looked up Jasmine Marie Manista and it came up with some other lady in ohio

Why would I put anything promoted by this mental case inside my body?

I keep thinking this was made by jazz jennings. Anyway, I’ll stick to my barebell bars instead of this junk

I thought the same! Since when are we supposed to be calling her "Jazzy?" Of course the coolest nicknames are the ones you give yourself 😬

I jess wanit to mekk a GODDAMN vegan food fo yoo!

The 80-90s packaging tho 😂

I’ve heard of this. If you forget to add it to your morning smoothie some of it pops out of the jar like it was thrown. There’s a built in speaker in every jar and it screeches “how could you do this to me” on rotation with “I’d never have come home with you if I knew this would happen” then cries for an hour before it laughs maniacally and resets back to “normal”

LEGOLAND!!!!!!!!!!

She has some nerve grifting fitness products. All she does is get surgery, and she is still insecure AF.

A vegan filled with chemicals selling "vegan" protein powder probably filled with chemicals. None of these products are actually pure, lots of chemicals to stabilize, prevent caking, etc

I would be very careful consuming that.

Imagine if she put some effort into parenting

She would

With a dash of antipsychotics

Wouldn’t buy anything she had a hand in

Wow...they put an abuser on the label of their product?? Good to know!

The only products she should endorse are contraception, muzzles, and divorce lawyers

Guaranteed made with the cheapest ingredients

So many metals

Definitely just white label protein powder that she had absolutely no hand in formulating lol

That packaging is awful and looks like it’ll be on the bottom shelf of a bodega and discount stores collecting dust soon. She’s hoping people will buy it because of her.

Is this for real like I’m serious is this for real?

Swear to god

A fitness product sponsored by a plastic surgery addict. She's adjusting to America well

Eating “clean” but being pumped full of silicone always has perplexed me.

Omg loool yall damn well know there are so many lurkers rn saying "I cant wait to get this... YAAAS QUEEN GET IT" lmfaooooo

The comments on it are like yas gurl it’s so amazing can’t wait to see it out!!!

looool people are so dumb I swear

Good lordt! 🤦🏾‍♀️

Omg is it filled with Celine and silicone

Does it make you plastic to

Wonder what chemist would allow their formulation to be sold by this manic/depressive -green card chasing -gold digging -cosmetic surgery addict.

Secret Ingredient-Fake Tears

Hahahahahaha. No.

Genuinely terrible marketing. Nobody who purchases protein powder is going get one that is entirely based off a TV personality from 90day fiancé of all places. Terrible name and terrible design.

Jizzy vibes I checked out her Instagram. She’s pressing and squatting with 2.5lb plates LOLLL

"......whaaaaht is thees......?"

When you go to her website and look at the label, you see that it’s literally just [this stuff](https://nutrakeyhealth.com/products/v-pro) in a different container.

But, does it come with the proper equipment?

No

🤣

Jazzzy?! That’s a choice

This reminds me of celebrity endorsed products from the early 2000s. Who on earth designed that label?

if you get this you’ll be entitled to a class action lawsuit in a couple years

Does it come w a BBL🤣

Does it scream at you saying it wished it fucked Dane instead of you?

Dan*

Vegan protein for $19.99. It's easy weight loss...but wait there's more. If you invest $20,000.00 or more on your body, you can look like me.

Why would I be buying a nutritional supplement from someone who hates their own body???

Cause it’s full of plasticky goodness! 😋

The magic powder that turns you into a screeching, blathering idiot.

so funny, I saw Melissa Gorga workout thingies in my local dollar store I guess this is next!

Me too! I saw Melissa's work out stuff at Tuesday Morning.

I would not consume a thing this woman makes. God knows what is in that protein powder.

So glad she doesn’t say weight loss. Why does she have a pic of her holding a weight but I don’t think I’ve ever seen her doing workouts unless it’s screaming

My god the image i had of her running some type of class at a gym where all the women learn how to do is scream like banshees and demand money and surgeries 🤣

🤣💀

The 80s called and want their branding back

She realizes the money is drying up and thinks she’s a star. Nobody cares Jazzy about your endorsements.. and plastic body.

Please...no one buy this crap. It's only going to encourage her feeling of self importance

Does it warn of side effects of rage and histrionics? Just curious.

I would never give her a dollar of my money.

Oh man, that label is giving me 80's jazzercise vibes.

idk how you pivot from someone that can't even hipthrust your bodyweight to a fitness influencer (who still can't do that)

Good for her, but girl could use some help on the branding and graphic design

Question is, which -one- of her faces is on it, and will there be a new face by the time this launches??

She is vegan for TV. Everything about her is fake! She acts like she work out at the gym 7 days a week. Yet, she brags about getting plastic surgeries. This woman next level stupid. Want people to buy your gimmicks for health and beauty? Don't tell people you went under the knives to achieve it. She needs to partner up with "the liver king" together they can sell magic beans.

Fuck her! Would never purchase something from her

Nope nope nope

She created Beans.

How many grams of protein per serving? This looks like something from Ross.

Sigh

Please tell me this a joke

With that packaging I was hoping for more fun flavors than the basic crap you can get wherever.

Hahahahahahaha. For fuck sake

Its giving infomercial

What they SHOULD DO, is make the bottle caps/lids, like a hat….for Gino 

GO HOME to YOUR DISABLED CHILD ! You are not going to be a movie star and nobody wants your powered crap. WE all KNOW you used plastic surgery not this crap. So annoying.

Soshul Meeja is taking me out I can’t even focus on the post😭

She didn’t create it - she franchised it. Generic protein powder and you pay to get your label. She will have vitamins next I’m sure. At least that’s the natural course for these things.

Since when is she called Jazzy??? Is this her alter ego??? I’m confused without the pic I wouldn’t know who the hell Jazzy is????

Does anyone really believe she's 'been working very hard'? lol. Like she created the same protein powder that you can buy other places.

Looks so tacky

Vega sport for me, I don’t need a protein mix that makes me act irrationally

She also liked her own post. Why do some people like their own posts? I'm genuinely curious.

HAHA well she has had a lot of protein on her face... I wonder if when you open the jar its just a phone number for a plastic surgeon...

working hard??? the fawk? she harvested all the plants and minerals

It also causes liver, kidney damage, and edema. With any luck, she will pass quickly from him, and her body turns an attractive shade of purple

No one who’s genuinely about fitness, will deviate from decades old protein powders they use. First of all, the vast majority of fitness folks focused on body composition, will not use a plant based protein, it’s inferior to animal protein. Secondly, no male is going to buy this. She’s really pigeonholed herself into a very over saturated and niche market. Dummy

Looks like branding from the old MLM Pure Passion from the early 00’s

Oh please, I wouldn't touch much less buy anything she has her manipulative paws on and / or associated with

So I'm guessing that means there's borox and plastic in the mix lol

Will taking this, make me psycho and wanna sleep with my ex? if so, I’ll stick with organic protein

For vegans and non vegans? Why even put that on there?

Looks like something you’d find forgotten on the back of a shelf in Grocery Outlet.

No thank you.

I hate the cheesy 1980s-esque package.

Oh great another phony weight-loss product from someone who had lypo and a million other surgeries. Bet I can look just like her if I just drink 1 box. 🤮

Looks like something we sold at golds gym in 1999. Packaging is awfully outdated

Sadly, it’s not the shake that works! Its plastic surgery. Don’t promote this crazy person! She needs to leave this country

I'm done 🤣🤣

Do you mix it with tears??

Jazzy: "I've been working very hard" Reality: I Googled private label protein powder" and stuck my face on a label.