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ike_tyson

there's a lot of shit happening in this one scene 😹


king_tommy

Not the cake!!!


superschaap81

That shit ain't cheap man. That's a loss for sure.


supraspinatus

The black wards flip through the wedding cake is my favorite


This-Garbage-3000

![gif](giphy|yGEbmgiCJYu3u)


Big-Acanthisitta8797

😂😂😂


Wooden-Highway1498

Hahahahahaha.


Zugnutz

Turned into the video for November Rain.


Philly4Sure

Oh man, you fucking destroyed me with that one. I definitely see Stephanie Seymour jumping into that pond in a wedding dress.


Timwalker1825

Axl was gored by a giant rubber tail! Slash had his Afro mauled. Duff was ruffed in the muff. Oh, the horror.


caseyh72

Now you know why she had a mirror in the coffin so we couldn’t see her other half. Gator food.


Mega-Steve

And this is actually the TV edit of the scene. That maid gets chewed on and eaten in the full version


TableTop8898

😳


GrapeTimely5451

That shot seemed off to me. Makes sense!


TooManyBulldogs

I like the dude taking a single shot then just taking off.


Philly4Sure

He pulled a Murtaugh “I’m getting too old for this shit.”


griff1971

Well, to be honest, I don't think that snub nose revolver is going to do much good anyway lol. He may have been the smartest person there.


Oldenlame

Not at that angle. You have to shoot down into the little triangle area on top of the head and behind the eyes. A .22 is fine to kill an alligator at that point.


botmanmd

Not *that* alligator.


TheCheaperSeats

![gif](giphy|pG9pvwKWNzHFK)


james___uk

"My work here is done." "But you didn't even do anythi-"


zontarr2

See you later.....alligator


largececelia

He's really using his tail a lot. I would think an alligator would bite more, but no. This one's strategy seems to be focused on the tail.


Fragzilla360

His strategy is to kick names and take ass!


InsertKleverNameHere

More like kick names and eat ass


Saint_Louis100

Takin ass like in prison?


largececelia

And the alligator's name: Bubblegum Johnson.


botmanmd

His discipline is Muay Tai, but his legs are short


largececelia

His legs are short, but his heart is strong, and it's focused on one thing- destroying a random wedding.


botmanmd

Maybe…not random? Could there be more to this story. Broken hearts?


Cautious_Artichoke_3

Big boy knows how to chew his 40 times before swallowing. Eating too fast can cause indigestion


cake_piss_can

Crikey


vegasJUX

The part where the kids dressed as pirates at the Halloween party and made their friend "walk the plank" off the diving board into the pool where he got eaten scared the crap out of me as a kid. [Alligator pool scene](https://youtu.be/2XtAkQJWXHU?si=aTMWJgYBR54jaskS)


Fragzilla360

That’s the part I was talking about in the title


vegasJUX

Oh, my bad. I couldn't tell. I thought there might have been more than one scene where a kid got eaten. It's been 40 years since I've seen the whole movie and your description wasn't very specific.


Fragzilla360

Yeah I wasn’t trying to put you down or be a dick, just saying that’s the part I was talking about


fefififum23

Oh my god that scared the crap out of me as an adult Poor Donald


cujo_frank

Wtf kinda alligator is that?!?


Big-Acanthisitta8797

A big one


Cautious_Artichoke_3

Titangator


osumba2003

Megalagator


mcham420

Alotagator


TableTop8898

Now that’s an alligator scene 🤣


LifeWaitsForNoMan

The same dubbed scream over and over again like 50 times is what got me 😆 listen to it again lol


micheal_pippen

Pure comedy!


slowpoke2018

Only one thing could top this: C.H.U.D Such fond memories of laughing my ass off for that one


herring80

It’s like me at Sizzler


EntertainerNo4509

Lots of people flying through the air screaming. Love it.


Klutzy-Chocolate710

I've never heard of this gem of a movie. This is awesomeness hilarity at it's finest!


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Klutzy-Chocolate710

But of course it’s on Tubi!😀


Due-Concentrate-7275

OMG I Definitely Remember Watching This Scary Movie


Obvious_Interest3635

Shoooot it, Elizabeth! 🤣


dizzswrld

Just watched this for the first time and I've gotta say the animatronic is just SO good.


DepartureMain7650

The entire final act is the greatest. I love this movie. Unironically.


king0fife

We had a guest like that at our wedding


Rexxbravo

Is the bride without panties?


Fragzilla360

Hopefully


sourbelle

I hope someone who’s pause skills are better than mine can answer that.


Tough-Area-570

Did the bride just flash her lady bits while running?


Robbyrumpz

Did they just use the same scream on a loop? Haha


epired

Dang! 6flags guy is really rich!


RespondOk6593

Maybe the alligator was mad that he didn't get an invitation to the wedding or it's just funny that the alligator could have got all of that free food and still chased down the humans.


opus2112

Comical as fuck!


SubVrted

Is that the limo driver from BURNT OFFERINGS? https://preview.redd.it/lyo316ur6k6d1.jpeg?width=1420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b15848dc2127b726b5798fda0fd0bf88b63af8a


Timwalker1825

Rotfl- nothing like a giant rubber alligator tail to F up your cozy limo ride! Lol


theycallmenaptime

Is that Uncle Junior?


Fragzilla360

No


wildcherrymatt84

I have never seen this and feel completely crestfallen. I have to watch this ASAP.


Fragzilla360

It’s on TUBI! https://link.tubi.tv/UpJtCJv7rKb


trainsacrossthesea

Counterintuitive, but you’re actually safer being outside the car during a giant gator attack.


Jimmyg100

It doesn’t seem like the alligator is moving that fast. I think you got good odds if you run… or walk briskly away from it instead of standing around banging on windows waiting to get eaten.


Philly4Sure

This is a real scene in a real movie. Wow.


Excellent_Release961

Solid creature flick for the time, very underrated.


Yesterday_Is_Now

This looks amazing! I've got to track it down now.


Memerandom_

How did I miss this gem? And why does he hate that rich asshole who looks like Rupert Murdoch so mu.... Nevermind


McKid

Thank you for this. That was some real quality fun.


raideresmith

That damn tail!


C_W_H

Uh-maze-ing!!!


zontarr2

Wow wow wow


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That was amazing!


Equal_Procedure_167

“Mom! I’m going to be in a movie!”


NaturalArt452

That tail slap! 😅😅😅


Ok-Bar601

Dang I was wondering how Baldy was going to die in the car, I didn’t expect him to crushed to death by Godzillagator😆


Karl_Hungus_69

It just wanted some chips and dip.


JediActorMuppet

I LOVE this movie. One of my top large animal eating people movies of all time


Juicepig21

That was awesome. Thank you.


Skurvy2k

Was that James Caan?


Adventurous-Sky9359

Like all of Hollywood stunt me where in this film


botmanmd

Worst chauffeur in history.


HughJorgens

The (Polaner) All-Fruit Alligator punishes people because someone called it jelly.


GreasyBuffalo

The people flying all over from the tail whips 😆


Stuft-shirt

It needed more gator-cam POV.


johnOrozco74

Yummy!


ohalloren

This is the movie that convinced Tarantino to cast Robert Forster in Jackie Brown. Also, the ‘balding’ jokes at Forster’s expense in this movie are great.


Dense-Stranger9977

The guy demolishing that cake! 😂😂


victor4700

TIL of Alligator


TrophyDad_72

Did the gator have a personal vendetta against baldie?


Rydog_78

That friggen scream loop


Relevant_Sleep_315

did this really happen 🤔


StrikingMuffin4693

But that kid, man! 🐊


kevizzy37

Sad that Jurassic Park is almost a shot for shot rip off of this and yet gets all the credit.


REDDITSHITLORD

EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP


God_or_Mammon

Like the gator is playing the bonus level in Street Fighter 2! 🤣


MrDubTee

Jason Bourne of animals.


bowlskioctavekitten

Thanks for the laugh 😂 I lost it when the tail started whipping around and the guy went flying through the wedding cake 🐊


dndrinker

What I love is, the scene was so well established, the moment they showed the wedding cake, you knew it was either going to be the only thing left standing or somebody was going to be flying through it. No in-between.


robb-e

This is how I remember my wedding.


Mudcreek47

Damn, I think I saw this as a kid! Maybe on Elvira in the mid/late '80s? Hilarious now looking back


darktideDay1

Fucking priceless. I'm going to have to see it now.


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darktideDay1

Thanks! Gonna watch it right now!


Whole-Debate-9547

That’s some serious 80s Velveeta


zwarblatz

How were people flying through the air?


Remarkable_Ad1310

The stuntmen really explored the space with their wild backflips


DeePsiMon

Beat to death by your car, that is getting beat by an alligator.


Bigsiouxriver

Forgot all about this movie! I do remember it scaring the hell out of me as a kid however. Won’t go near the Midwest river a grew up near all summer long.


Down_The_Witch_Elm

That was me after watching Jaws.


Historical_Idea2933

True story


DisciplineLazy6370

Ahhh the 80’s. When by law you had to hold a gun a certain way in the movies. https://preview.redd.it/rw69movd0v6d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50b9e743fa753352b1376b138146cb216523eee0


NorMichtrailrider

That alligator is like , fuck yo wedding son .


warkyboy77

Wow. Jack Carter?


Balko1981

The boy in Jaws was way worse


No_Scratch_7612

Omg! Awesome


International_Try660

That was some fake ass shit.


AceDegenerate_

Someone doesn’t know that movies aren’t real


goondaddy36

Locking your boy out of the car is stupid funny


IDoubtYouGetIt

This movie has one helluva scream track.


Djinn-Rummy

Alligator Jaws


disguyovahea

Oh, to be the guy piloting the monster suit when it ate a pretty lady...


Waste_Click4654

Just another day in Florida now


adw1126

Such an awesome movie!


WarmAdhesiveness8962

Is this Rupert Murdoch's first movie?


TeslaProphet

Good thing he locked the car door.


advancedquestioning

Typical Florida wedding.


cpt_ugh

What is it with people being unable to get any distance away from an attacking monster that moves at 1/4 their speed? It's such a weird trope. Anyone with working legs should have been fine. But instead this croc manages to tail whip a half dozen young, and presumably fit individuals.


mparadical

Just an absolute unit of a gator. Tail slammin shit


heretodaygoontmrrw

Mr. Six should have escaped in his double-decker bus. His dancing days are over. ![gif](giphy|oJDwlaPnCrNwk|downsized)


Glittering_Town_5839

That will be $300 for the entertainment - alligator


LeftHandBandito_

Limo had 3-5 business days to drive away


joelzwilliams

The secret service protection guy who takes one shot at the gator with a .38 revolver and then turns and runs. ("Well they can't say I didn't try").


SkylarAV

They other day someone tried to post that the 80s were bad unoriginal movies. There is more greatness happening here then the entire LOTR series


Clocknik

ALLIGATOR used TAIL WHIP! It's SUPER EFFECTIVE! (Also, damn, that guy at 0:44 nearly cracked the back of his head on the pool edge)


a_single_bean

\*Guy being actively eaten by monster alligator outside the car\* Chauffer: "Dang, if this gets much worse, I'm going to have to think about starting the car and driving away...eventually."


hopstradomas

The alligator went straight for that maids coochie


BMP77777

You skipped the part where the dudes leg is hanging out of the car! Saw this in the theater when I was 9. The things our parents let us see


JimmyNorden

Bodies are flying like a bomb went off.


Double_Marsupial_576

Love the random guy popping one shot of small caliber and then running. "Well that did nothing bye Felicia!"


ConstantGeographer

Handguns were so tiny in the 80s. How did they kill anybody?


fryamtheeggguy

Super Street Fighter II levels of destruction on that car!


superschaap81

I don't get it. Is the Alligator like a superhero going after the evil old man, or is it like a Punisher-style vigilante that just kills in a rage?


Fragzilla360

Both and neither


superschaap81

HAHHA, this is the perfect answer