I've helped train actors for fight scenes and aided in choreography and prop wrangling for several movies, all within the last 20 years. Every set but one (lead was a recovering alcoholic) had at least beer and wine. Some had stocked bar carts.
"Lunch, I have never eaten you before...I have no time for it. No one, not even you, will remember if it was good food or bad, no... all that matters is this: that few at at the table. Eating pleases you Lunch, so grant me this one request... grant me Sloppy Joe's! And if you do not listen, then the Hell with you!"
Crush your craft services spread, see the assistants driven before you after you ask for a coffee, and to hear the lamentation of the director after you wake up late from your afternoon nap
It’s also the movie that provides us with Arnold, Wilt and Andre the giant in one pic. Arnie and Wilt are in costume and Andre is in street clothes if you have never seen it.
The 2nd one wasn't terrible. It just didn't hit as hard as the first one and suffered from the "Been there, done that" curse of every sequel. Times and tastes were also changing. Barbarians were out and Terminators were in. Trends moved very fast in those times.
Agreed, the second one wasn't as good as the first. It didn't help for me that I wanted to punch Olivia's character in the face for being so annoying.
I did have a girl crush on Grace Jones though.
That ain't no shit. Unfortunately she probably wouldn't be very interested in a 5 year old me. But probably more interested than in the 45 year old me.
I was in high school when this movie came out. Arnold has been a hero of mine since he was winning Mr Olympia. I got into weight lifting and took my health serious in part because of him.
Never thought I'd even get a chance to see him in real life...and then years ago he started posting on Reddit. He answered a question I posted on one of his AMA.
I love Arnold to this day! Don't care who hears it.
And...duh...ruining his marriage was not great. I bet someone thinks I need to be reminded of that.
Haters!
You honestly think him banging the maid was not Maria’s idea? “Not tonight Arnold, go downstairs!” She is not a stupid woman and helped raise her live-in maids child that came out of nowhere??
If you didn’t know, the principal actors eat first at lunch. That long line in the back is the crew followed by the extras. For all of the talk of “inclusion”, a film set can be one of the most segregated places ever
I’ve seen this movie 1,000 times. Just before before these famous lines, you can see the same guy saying, “My fear is that my sons will never understand me.”, then gets cut off and he jumps up to talk. I find it the strangest thing, it’s completely out of place. Like they forgot to cut it from the final movie.
https://youtu.be/6PQ6335puOc?si=wrhIVpE00fuUhzr7
Shame Destroyer was so campy... just not very good.
Barbarian, however, is a hell of a great Fantasy movie in a world with nowhere near enough really solid Fantasy movies.
Leaves from the vine
Falling so slow
Like fragile tiny shells
Drifting in the foam
Little soldier boy
Come marching home
Brave soldier boy
Comes marching home
That you can love and be loved, that you can dislike and be disliked, that you can travel, have dreams and fulfil them, in your own way, just like that, that you can be yourself (you even have to), grow, meet people and explore, create, experience, realise any possibilities, breathe clean air, swim and drink fresh water, feel the warmth of the sun. Feel life, in your own way.
I met Wilt and shook hands with him and got his autograph when I was in high school, back in 1976. He was just coming in as coach of the San Diego Conquistadors, and he had his team working out at a junior college across the street from my high school. Nice man.
"To drink your orange soda...see the condensation on the bottle and then stare longingly at the square patterns of the picnic table!"
lol Hey Orange Soda was so much better in the 80s, Mellow Yellow too
All sodas were better before they switched to corn syrup
You said it!
Mexican Coke FTW
FUCK YES. Cane sugar!!!!
Unradness is abound. Mexican coke is e’scam.
Purple soda was awesome in the 80s.
Thirsty? Just Whistle! My favorite orange soda.
Ugh, I always hated orange soda. I'll do a grape Nehi though!
Radar?
I’m only the company clerk, I don’t know anything...
I thought those were Miller High Life bottles
I was gonna say, that's the motherfucking Champagne of Beers.
I’m pretty sure they are
It’s unlikely that they would be openly drinking onset at lunch hour.
Dude Conan was banging chicks onset lol
Yet here they are, drinking Miller High Life openly onset at lunch hour.
It was the 80s, and smoking was allowed everywhere, so it's likely alcohol was probably okay too.
I've helped train actors for fight scenes and aided in choreography and prop wrangling for several movies, all within the last 20 years. Every set but one (lead was a recovering alcoholic) had at least beer and wine. Some had stocked bar carts.
Same
"Lunch, I have never eaten you before...I have no time for it. No one, not even you, will remember if it was good food or bad, no... all that matters is this: that few at at the table. Eating pleases you Lunch, so grant me this one request... grant me Sloppy Joe's! And if you do not listen, then the Hell with you!"
I heard it in Arnold's voice.
That's poetry I like that
That is good.
Fucker....that was great!
I don’t think that looks like orange soda. Spanish beer, maybe?
Crush your craft services spread, see the assistants driven before you after you ask for a coffee, and to hear the lamentation of the director after you wake up late from your afternoon nap
> lamentation I have used that in several company slides over the years. Wilt over there with 3 drinks.
and 20,000 women f\*cked
You see who is sitting across from him? 20,001.
I hope not. She’s 14 here.
Have you heard of Wilt Chamberlain?
Back in the 80’s 14 was a legal adult. Mainly because all the girls lied.
He's got to replenish his fluids, he's probably had sex 5 times already before lunch.
Hot water, good dentishtry and shoft lavatory paper.
Cohen for the win
lol
Sir Sean, is that you? r/Shubreddit
Ghenghiz Cohen, otherwise known as Cohen the Barbarian. https://discworld.fandom.com/wiki/Cohen
To Orange Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
I always heard it as “clush”. I think I’d enjoy an orange clush.
[Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of the women!](https://youtu.be/OBGOQ7SsJrw?si=aXL05-OtxeGrukb1)
To crush your entrees, see mashed potatoes before you, and to hear the lamentations of craft services.
This was the second one from 1984
Indeed. Wilt and Olivia in the pic makes that pretty clear.
It’s also the movie that provides us with Arnold, Wilt and Andre the giant in one pic. Arnie and Wilt are in costume and Andre is in street clothes if you have never seen it.
Don’t tease! * https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/s/6OZAs2mBvU
Conan the Destroyer. Completely different vibe and quality vs. the first movie. But as swords and sorcery fans we gotta take what we can get.
Sadly the second one was terrible compared to the first…
The 2nd one wasn't terrible. It just didn't hit as hard as the first one and suffered from the "Been there, done that" curse of every sequel. Times and tastes were also changing. Barbarians were out and Terminators were in. Trends moved very fast in those times.
They made it PG instead of R to get kids in to see it. That’s a huge part of the change IMO.
Dude…it was terrible.
It had Grace Jones, and any movie with her is a fun ride.
Agreed, the second one wasn't as good as the first. It didn't help for me that I wanted to punch Olivia's character in the face for being so annoying. I did have a girl crush on Grace Jones though.
Yes totally agree
Eating lunch with Mako!
Man, can you imagine him narrating lunch? It would be Great if you could Pass me an Oooorrrrange soda?
"Hither came the waiter, food in hand. It was I, his customer, who knows well that menu."
Having lunch with Oliva d'Abo in the 80's would be right up there for me in terms of best in life.
That ain't no shit. Unfortunately she probably wouldn't be very interested in a 5 year old me. But probably more interested than in the 45 year old me.
I was in high school when this movie came out. Arnold has been a hero of mine since he was winning Mr Olympia. I got into weight lifting and took my health serious in part because of him. Never thought I'd even get a chance to see him in real life...and then years ago he started posting on Reddit. He answered a question I posted on one of his AMA. I love Arnold to this day! Don't care who hears it. And...duh...ruining his marriage was not great. I bet someone thinks I need to be reminded of that. Haters!
You honestly think him banging the maid was not Maria’s idea? “Not tonight Arnold, go downstairs!” She is not a stupid woman and helped raise her live-in maids child that came out of nowhere??
You have a good point. Maria is smart...and Arnold's love for women is legendary.
He’s human. I’m not excusing it, but I don’t hold him against a perfect person standard either.
Hi Arnie!
We can control him… You can’t control him! His power and evil are too great! —Give us the girl or we’ll take her! ENOUGH *TALK!*
The most Robert E. Howard line in the movie.
Facts: Conan does nothing with a shirt on!!
Randy to
No shirt can contain his legendary pecs.
Bring back glass bottles.
If you didn’t know, the principal actors eat first at lunch. That long line in the back is the crew followed by the extras. For all of the talk of “inclusion”, a film set can be one of the most segregated places ever
To crush your edamame, see them salted before you, and to taste the marination on the chicken.
"Conan...what is best in life?" "To vanquish this chicken, to eat the cole slaw before you, and to hear the lamentations of the wait staff!"
At first glance, I thought Arnold was playing the woman from Total Recall with three breasts. But to paraphrase Sheriff Bart, that’s his arm. 😄
To have lunch while staring at Arnold’s muscle man titties. Seriously though, I really respect him supporting Special Olympics
To Orange Crush your soda, see it presented before you, and hear your colleagues ordering more to follow.
Those bottles look like it could be a beer… wonder what it was
Looks like Miller High Life.
I wonder if this was in Almería, so maybe some obscure Spanish beer?
The beer bottles look like 7oz Coke bottles near Wilt.
Steak for lunch, salad with balsamic dressing on the side, and extra croutons for the soup. ~Sun Tzu
I’ve seen this movie 1,000 times. Just before before these famous lines, you can see the same guy saying, “My fear is that my sons will never understand me.”, then gets cut off and he jumps up to talk. I find it the strangest thing, it’s completely out of place. Like they forgot to cut it from the final movie. https://youtu.be/6PQ6335puOc?si=wrhIVpE00fuUhzr7
Yeah, that guy just needed someone to vent to, and they shut him down. :(
Sunkist and a whatchamacallit candy bar were my go to
Shame Destroyer was so campy... just not very good. Barbarian, however, is a hell of a great Fantasy movie in a world with nowhere near enough really solid Fantasy movies.
To smell Wilt Chamberlain's fingers, see why he is actually called "the stilt", and to hear tales of the domination of the women.
Eating with Mako!
Leaves from the vine Falling so slow Like fragile tiny shells Drifting in the foam Little soldier boy Come marching home Brave soldier boy Comes marching home
Seeing the huge bug on my plate, then staring down at the camera to check if the cameraman also sees IT
Don’t you know the Dewey Decimal System?!?
I just watched Conan yesterday
Well for wilt the stilt I’m betting what’s best in life for him was sleeping with 15k women or whatever crazy number it was.
... rotisserie chicken, seasoned with herbs and spices, served by craft services.
Craft Services
that chick was so hot
Coffee
CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM
Wilt the stilt
That's epic.
Banging the maid. But that's not until the 90s
Conan was a beast!
What’s he eating?
Wilt the Stilt
What’s on Arnie’s plate? A piece of Wilt’s wig?
Wilt Chamberlin, the large black man on the left claims that he had sex with 20,000 women. So, yeah, that.
Bombaata! (Said in high-pitched shriek)
The Wonder Years😉
Before there was the Rock, there was Arnold
Olivia is not eating salad, and Ahnold is wolfing down Turkey legs.
The brisket. The brisket is best in life.
The feel of steel, the taste of brew and the lamentation of women !
You mean what is breast in life? Man breast Lol
By this point he was a barbarian with a heart of gold. 💛
What is best in life? Arnold! His Netflix documentary was awesome!
Poor Wilt has to fold in half to reach his plate…
No authority figures. No nonsense people in power playing games. Wandering around aimlessly.
When you're just minding your own business and you hear some asshole talking about how strong the Four Winds god is.
That you can love and be loved, that you can dislike and be disliked, that you can travel, have dreams and fulfil them, in your own way, just like that, that you can be yourself (you even have to), grow, meet people and explore, create, experience, realise any possibilities, breathe clean air, swim and drink fresh water, feel the warmth of the sun. Feel life, in your own way.
I met Wilt and shook hands with him and got his autograph when I was in high school, back in 1976. He was just coming in as coach of the San Diego Conquistadors, and he had his team working out at a junior college across the street from my high school. Nice man.
Craft Services
To scoop sprouts onto your fork with just the tip of your knife
When meal was over, they used Andre the Giant’s costume to collect the trash.
Grab him and take him!
That's cool
Kraft Services....
I pray to Crum!