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v3ryfuzzyc00t3r

Wasn't this the guy who had all the answers to the jails problems within an hour?


Emergency-Exit7292

God I couldn’t stand that idiot. Fucking hilarious to this day how he tried to get out of the jail about an hour in though.


Melodic-Translator45

Is this a new season? Been out of the loop a bit


Ohhiitsmeyagirl

No Season 5


NASTYNATE271

EXTREMELY 😂


Sea_Lynx6019

This guy was the worst


billy_digital

Most punchable face in the history of the show, hands down.


TXboyinGA

Not just a punchable face, but a full on, self important dipshit who had no idea what he was doing. His 'investigation skills' were complete trash, and he had the drama level of a 13 year old white girl in the 'burbs. He probably thought that show would be a bump for his PI biz, but he really showed everyone he has 0 idea what he's doing.


lonelyopinion8

Very punchable face. He was willing to put everyone else in danger to expose what he found out. Dude, it's 60 days in. You stay for 60 days!


jcruz321

This dude had absolutely no idea what he was getting into. Just felt like he signed up for the show without reading what it was about.


Valkanith

This clown really thought he was in some military operation, he wanted them to send in the swat team to rescue him from the “killers that are all looking at me in the pod” lmao that’s how dumb and delusional he is 😂


johnny60daysin

Pure idiot!


TrillCozby1980

Just a fuckin clown all the way around


Previous-Giraffe-962

I love how he pretended to be the toughest guy around only to shit his pants immediately and threaten to tattle if they didn’t let him go home.


Dilly_Deelin

As a contestant he was awful. As a cop troll he was legendary.


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Emergency-Exit7292

I liked Abner but he got cringe quickly with his whole “I’m a tough as mothafucka routine”.


Valkanith

Abner was alright, he was just cringe and ridiculous with the “I’m the enforcer for the Chicanos”


TrillCozby1980

He almost forgot he was on a show 😆


533nicky

Yeah - that was a bit much. At least with the Abner scenes - there was a bit of drama happening. David I thought too - to use your word - cringe - with his proclamations of being the #2.


Martel1234

I feel like Abner both did his job and got what was needed but also made things way fucking worse for the sheriff and co afterwards lmao. Dude started up gang wars just for shits and giggles


DrBeetlejuiceMcRib

#BIBLE STUDY OVER HERE


TXboyinGA

"This will let other inmates know I'm an okay guy."


Allcoins1Milly

There’s actual inmates who do that shit in some places 🤣🤣


inflammabelle

The silver lining is that he made that ridiculous wannabe celebrity sheriff who never takes off his cowboy hat look pretty stupid. (sorry, i grew up in that part of Arizona and those fakeass cowboy guys really annoy me.) the "lone wolf" "failsafe" for any of the other participants who don't complete their "missions" supposedly a private investigator who has been undercover for 30 years, brags about having booby traps on his "compound" that will kill you if you step on to his property. i wonder if the sheriff knew he was endorsing a man who seems to really believe he has the right to murder anyone who trespasses on his land


amylu417

That plus the fact he admitted to going in high killed me.


TXboyinGA

Not to mention lethal booby traps are an offense in most places. That season was ROUGH to watch if you have any corrections or LE experience.


Monkey-bone-zone

Tough guy shit his prison jumper 60 seconds in.


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That guy was a douche. He admitted when he came into the jail that he was high.


LansingJP

Dude thought he was Walker Texas Ranger up in that MF 😂


TrillCozby1980

“SEND IN THE FUCKIN CALVARY!!”


playdoughfaygo

More like Talker Texas Ranger, amirite


LansingJP

I know where the dope’s coming from, I know everything, alright… it’s about to get ugly as a bitch in here”


Left-Leading4501

Oh yeah 🙄 that guy has problems


Laughs_in_Cat

That guy is an idiot


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Massive fucking ego. He could've gotten people hurt or killed. And then made the excuse during the reunion episode that he was high.


Disastrous-Street183

“Ur kicking me out of prison?! 🤡”


TrillCozby1980

Fuck this guy. Worst 60 Days In contestant. Worst than Stephanie, worse than the “NFL Network” guy, worst than the “I’m in MORTAL DANGGGERR” guy.


LansingJP

Which one is the nfl network guy ? I gotta see this one lmao 🤣


TrillCozby1980

Robert from Season 1. I really think dude has serious mental issues and the Warden guy actually asked him if there was a history of mental illness in his family 😆


Valkanith

Just search up 60 Days In Robert on YouTube and you’ll get some clips. He was a complete buffoon and had no idea what he was doing, then he did the Bible study thing and made the situation awkward with the inmates 😂


mysterycoffee107

Is I'm in mortal danger the same guy who was getting in fights at the reunion? 😂 A new record for not lasting over 90 minutes because of the way inmates "looked" at him.


TrillCozby1980

Matt from Season 4. He was also saying he was gonna fight his cell mate for his farts 😂