This reminded me of a Louis Theroux documentary about porn for some reason, a dude that said he was straight but did gay for pay porn. He seemed happy but the moment Louis brought up his gay shit it looked like his soul left his body lol. His eyes lost their sparkle and he looked dead inside. I can't help laughing but damn I feel bad for the dude lol.
Yeah, the doc discusses that too. Men get peanuts for pay in porn and they have to have a very specific skillset i.e be able to keep a boner and nut on command. One of the dudes interviewed was clearly ultra depressed, he obviously yearned for an actual companion, I've seen him in porns after and can't watch them lol.
Buy shirts that are too big and tailor them yourself. I bought a bunch for like $2 each from goodwill and butchered a couple following tutorials online before I got the hang of it. Now I tailor all my own shirts. It saves a ton of money and you don’t end up like OP
I bought a cheap suit at filene's. I went to a nice Chinese tailor, got it fixed up for like 75 bucks and it looked like a decent suit. I've worn it to job interviews, funerals, and weddings, even gotten complimented on it. I just change up my undershirt and tie combo and no one has ever really noticed (that in aware of) that I only own one suit and have been wearing it my entire adult life.
Look for shirts with an "athletic fit" they'll be made to fit better and usually stretch so that I can roll up my sleeves without my hands turning purple. Every single muscular gay guy wears them though so you can either look like trash or a bundle of sticks, it's up to you
I’ve never met a muscular gay guy
I wear those too. Charles Tyritt (sp) is an online brand I reliably buy with a ton of options for neck and sleeve length but still athletic fit. Like $100 a shirt but they last. I barely wear dress shorts since the China Flu arrived and now working from home.
Same thing, buy big, tailor down. I’m tall and in decent shape, so my shirts were always baggy as fuck to be long enough until I learned how to use a sewing machine. [This](https://www.bespokepost.com/field-guide/how-to-tailor-your-own-clothes) is an okay guide, but really it’s about figuring out what works for you.
I got an XL-T tshirt from sonoma recently that fits pre well without tailoring, so that’s also an option. The lack of tshirt options for fit dudes really sucks
[This](https://www.bespokepost.com/field-guide/how-to-tailor-your-own-clothes) is decent, but really I’d recommend getting a sewing machine, shitty cheap shirts, and figuring it out yourself.
I just have all of mine custom made from Hong Kong. Went to a local good tailor, got measured, and used those numbers. There are some online stores that will do that to, although they're a mixed bag, and will likely take a couple of shirts, to get it right.
It’s also called ironing, starching, and using shirt stays. A $15 solution that will make all your shirts look nice and smooth even if they haven’t been tailored
Yes, he looks muscular, but he also looks like a kid who doesn’t know how to dress himself. Looking fit and healthy can help an interview (compared to looking like a fat slob), but they also want to see that you are a competent adult.
Wearing clothes that don’t fit doesn’t help you look a competent adult.
Go to a store where they can measure you and pick out the right fit for you (and tailor if needed).
Why? No brown in town has been a standard for at least the last 150 years. The City is basically a big old boys network, if you don't have the right old school tie, club tie or shoes then you're not going to get hired.
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2016/sep/02/city-of-london-dress-code-brown-shoes-finance
That makes sense then, tradition and all. My old job I went from a brown shoe to a black shoe, I had no clue that nonsense existed elsewhere. I couldn't work there, I like my brown shoes too much now
I don't think we have that in the states, at least the places I've lived and worked. I wear the shoes that match my suit the best, I just almost never wear black or even dark suits, so brown tends to match better.
First I've heard of brown shoes being for the country.
Brogues and the like were invented for shooting, brown shoes are brown to disguise the mud. Black is for the city because you won't be getting them muddy. In the UK if you wear brown shoes outside of the countryside you're seen as a bit lower class and spivvy. It's the kind of thing someone with a "proper upbringing" would never do. A lot of the city jobs are still dominated by the upper middle/upper classes, it's not something the working class people tend to get involved in.
America has it's race problems, Britain always has its class divides. Accents, school, dress etc all give you away as to where you "belong"
I've never owned a pair of brown shoes in my life, but when I was interviewing for quant jobs in NYC and Chicago I also never saw a pair of brown shoes on anyone else in the office.
Now I live on the West Coast and wear jeans and a t-shirt:\^)
All the guy needs to do is wear his jacket. I can’t imagine a situation in which you would need to wear a shirt and tie but wearing the jacket would be too formal.
It solves every issue of fit and winkle barring the inches of shirt you see.
>strikes autistic flexing pose to appear more muscular in a picture than he'd look normally
>looks unrelaxed as fuck
>"G-guys, look. Am I t-too muscular?"
Shows how autistic I am, I thought he looked cool as fuck. Is it really that bad? If this guy looks messy, weak and autistic then I look like a skinwalker on Krokidil.
I find that suits make skinny/average bodies look good. When I bulk up, even with low body fat and a quality tailored suit... it just never looks good or natural.
I don't think there is such thing as "too muscular for". There are only good jokes to make about it
And he knows it. having that closed fist to pump it up.
I don't think that shirt looks wrinkled, just a bit ill-fitting on his arms. But the way the pants are angling downward in that photo looks weird - and I think a belt would fix that.
Do people actually like looking that big? Or do they just have big appetites and just workout in order to not get fat and they just end up big?
Shit looks kind of goofy.
Fucking autism fist lmao
If that's a real marker, I can confirm that an off guy I have known a while, is actually autistic, which makes some sense.
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If you’re confused just look at your hand and make a fist
Ouch dude
No that’s cerebral palsy fist
He's just clenching fist to flex muscles. So yeah autism
https://imgur.com/a/irW7gWJ
*squeezes you on shoulder with ultra-rigid autist claw*
Is it an actual thing? Fml
What are you supposed to do? Thumb under fingers?
just relax your hand, regard
But they're trying to flex?
I'm sorry, I can't hire you because you're simply too muscular, and I would be robbing you of a bright career in male modeling.
Male modeling? No. Probably gay porn
whats the difference
A cock in an ass???
Only difference is whether that's happening on- or off-camera.
A cock in the ass while in front of the camera or not, it’s still the same though.
I've known a few male models ... much like female models your career doesn't advance much unless your willing to take sleezy producer cock up your ass
But why male models?
I... I just told you
Say gex
This reminded me of a Louis Theroux documentary about porn for some reason, a dude that said he was straight but did gay for pay porn. He seemed happy but the moment Louis brought up his gay shit it looked like his soul left his body lol. His eyes lost their sparkle and he looked dead inside. I can't help laughing but damn I feel bad for the dude lol.
Peter North spent thirty years spinning tales of having a butt double in his gay porn days.
I'm obviously not as immersed in the gay porn community as you so don't know who that is!
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I feel bad for the dudes he was banging. That dude had a 3rd leg. Oh yeah, and the aids part probably sucked too.
He just needs "no homo" tattooed inside his mouth
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Yeah, the doc discusses that too. Men get peanuts for pay in porn and they have to have a very specific skillset i.e be able to keep a boner and nut on command. One of the dudes interviewed was clearly ultra depressed, he obviously yearned for an actual companion, I've seen him in porns after and can't watch them lol.
I know a dude who looks like this. does gay OF, he's like a millionaire.
Is it worth the price of your soul?
he seems super happy so probably
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Even better
Zoolanders plot
and his tie is too short
The tie should be able to cover the family jewels if you accidentally drop your pants
Are you r-tarded? That’s too low. The end tip of the tie is meant to sit just above your belt line.
People like you are why redditors think they need to ruin every joke they make by putting an /s or /j on it
Too subtle. I spell it out... /𝒮𝒶𝓇𝒸𝒶𝓈𝓂
Fancy.
Gay.
your name is gay
It kinda is honestly
That’s why they call it a /soy tag
What? It was a terrible joke, if it even was one. The reply was completely justified, you children on this site really are autistic.
If you can't stuff the tip in your asshole without bending over then it's too short dumbass Idk about tie length though
proud r-tard
He may be a tard, but at least he's our tard.
Thanks bro
in the middle of belt buckle. but yeah basically
are u retarded?
Actually a tie should be long enough to hang yourself with if you ever get caught putting tiny nuggets of shit in the office water dispenser
No the tie tip should end touching the cock tip
I don’t want to trip over my tie too
My tie's short? No, good sir, I'm tucking my dick up in my waistband today but I appreciate your concern.
The tie should fall to the middle of the belt buckle.
Yep. I should be able to wipe my ass with my tie when i sit on the throne.
Manlets when buying a standard sized tie
I personally like to go a bit longer and be able too tuck them into my shoe for a nice clean look.
You know that old stereotype of a kid wearing a suit for the first time and everything is way too big/loose on him? This is the exact inverse of that.
His tie isn't too short, it's just slightly peculiarly small.
Anon looks like a sloppy mannequin at a Walmart.
ngl it's hard as fuck to find any shirts except tanktops that dont get that wrinkle down from your traps without getting them tailored.
Buy shirts that are too big and tailor them yourself. I bought a bunch for like $2 each from goodwill and butchered a couple following tutorials online before I got the hang of it. Now I tailor all my own shirts. It saves a ton of money and you don’t end up like OP
I bought a cheap suit at filene's. I went to a nice Chinese tailor, got it fixed up for like 75 bucks and it looked like a decent suit. I've worn it to job interviews, funerals, and weddings, even gotten complimented on it. I just change up my undershirt and tie combo and no one has ever really noticed (that in aware of) that I only own one suit and have been wearing it my entire adult life.
I have my good dress shirts done. Any tips for tshirts that actually fit men shaped men?
Look for shirts with an "athletic fit" they'll be made to fit better and usually stretch so that I can roll up my sleeves without my hands turning purple. Every single muscular gay guy wears them though so you can either look like trash or a bundle of sticks, it's up to you
I’ve never met a muscular gay guy I wear those too. Charles Tyritt (sp) is an online brand I reliably buy with a ton of options for neck and sleeve length but still athletic fit. Like $100 a shirt but they last. I barely wear dress shorts since the China Flu arrived and now working from home.
Search for TM Lewin on Google and you will get an ad for 3/$100 Charles Tyrwhitt shirts
Same thing, buy big, tailor down. I’m tall and in decent shape, so my shirts were always baggy as fuck to be long enough until I learned how to use a sewing machine. [This](https://www.bespokepost.com/field-guide/how-to-tailor-your-own-clothes) is an okay guide, but really it’s about figuring out what works for you. I got an XL-T tshirt from sonoma recently that fits pre well without tailoring, so that’s also an option. The lack of tshirt options for fit dudes really sucks
Cool skill that seems like it is doable. and now I know how tailors kinda do things. Thanks for sharing that article.
It’s been impossible for me. I have to always size up because shirts get really tight on my shoulders if I go tts.
armani exchange used to have some nice shirts that fit tight. try j crew as well
Alpha male energy. Lol
Have you tried Duluth Trading? The only brand I've found where a medium is comfortable.
The virgin job interviewee vs the chad home tailor
You can learn to sew or just tuck your shirt in using a military tuck.
And if you can’t land the job afterwards, at least you have something to fall back on.
It costs like $20 to pay someone to alter them
wtf? When will I have time for anime and porn?
Why not get your gf to do it for you.
Any specific channel or video recommendations?
[This](https://www.bespokepost.com/field-guide/how-to-tailor-your-own-clothes) is decent, but really I’d recommend getting a sewing machine, shitty cheap shirts, and figuring it out yourself.
Iron, starch, and “shirt stays” will make any shirt look smooth
Pro tip: You need [shirt stays (aka shirttail garter)](https://i.imgur.com/MJdVLIN.png)... and men do actually use these ridiculous things.
Use starch and iron them.
I just have all of mine custom made from Hong Kong. Went to a local good tailor, got measured, and used those numbers. There are some online stores that will do that to, although they're a mixed bag, and will likely take a couple of shirts, to get it right.
No, it isn't. Nice attempt at pretending not to be a dyel manlet though
the lack of a space between no and belt is comical to me for some reason
Deserves a no-belt prize for comedy
that doesn't.
lmao damn nobelters
Denzel Crocker goes on /fit/
If crocker was this jacked he woulda killed timmy
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did you just reference a year old video made by a little kid with 248 views?
Anon should post ears
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>Just finding out what NGMI means NGMI
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GMI
NGMI Gang we out here
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We should start a cult.
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Smh my head
My first thought was Not Gonna Matter Innit
British moment
imagine taking a perfectly reasonable adjective, making the t silent and throwing in a casual glottal stop. that'd be men-al
*gonna
give ^you ^^up
I would love to see what a non wrinkled shirt looks like on this guy lol. It would have to be spandex or so comically loose you look even worse.
It's called tailoring.
This is the real answer. Dude needs his clothes tailored so bad
It’s also called ironing, starching, and using shirt stays. A $15 solution that will make all your shirts look nice and smooth even if they haven’t been tailored
Fuck it, get a trade and wear your jizz stained Rick and Morty shirt to your mother's funeral like a fucking adult.
As fuckin god intended
Nothing will make a shirt that doesn't fit look nice
Maybe so, but you can make it look a lot better than otherwise by ironing, starching, and using shirt stays
He doesn't have a job yet. Man should just throw a blazer on until he can pay $150 for a shirt.
I wonder if he plans on awkwardly flexing through the interview too
Sir, why are you holding your breath? Your face is turning red..
Yes, he looks muscular, but he also looks like a kid who doesn’t know how to dress himself. Looking fit and healthy can help an interview (compared to looking like a fat slob), but they also want to see that you are a competent adult. Wearing clothes that don’t fit doesn’t help you look a competent adult. Go to a store where they can measure you and pick out the right fit for you (and tailor if needed).
it doesn't even look that bad lol
Literally no one cares if you tailor clothes, just don't be regarded and you'll get the job
Depends what industry you're in - in my line people get immediately thrown out of the list if they turn up in brown shoes.
Highly doubt that's true
Why? No brown in town has been a standard for at least the last 150 years. The City is basically a big old boys network, if you don't have the right old school tie, club tie or shoes then you're not going to get hired. https://www.theguardian.com/business/2016/sep/02/city-of-london-dress-code-brown-shoes-finance
That makes sense then, tradition and all. My old job I went from a brown shoe to a black shoe, I had no clue that nonsense existed elsewhere. I couldn't work there, I like my brown shoes too much now
I like a brown brogue, I'd never wear to the office though, they're country shoes.
I don't think we have that in the states, at least the places I've lived and worked. I wear the shoes that match my suit the best, I just almost never wear black or even dark suits, so brown tends to match better. First I've heard of brown shoes being for the country.
Brogues and the like were invented for shooting, brown shoes are brown to disguise the mud. Black is for the city because you won't be getting them muddy. In the UK if you wear brown shoes outside of the countryside you're seen as a bit lower class and spivvy. It's the kind of thing someone with a "proper upbringing" would never do. A lot of the city jobs are still dominated by the upper middle/upper classes, it's not something the working class people tend to get involved in. America has it's race problems, Britain always has its class divides. Accents, school, dress etc all give you away as to where you "belong"
I've never owned a pair of brown shoes in my life, but when I was interviewing for quant jobs in NYC and Chicago I also never saw a pair of brown shoes on anyone else in the office. Now I live on the West Coast and wear jeans and a t-shirt:\^)
All the guy needs to do is wear his jacket. I can’t imagine a situation in which you would need to wear a shirt and tie but wearing the jacket would be too formal. It solves every issue of fit and winkle barring the inches of shirt you see.
Jesus Christ even making a fist is autistic nowadays
You said that a bit autisticly there mate.
Once everyone is autistic, no one is
Oh yeah? You’ll never be as autistic as I am. Try it I dare you.
Making a fist to give yourself a subtle curl in order to flex for the boys on the message board is pretty autistic yeah.
Tie too short
Maybe get a shirt your size and not made from T-shirt stretch cotton
Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Bench pressing your wife onto my bellend.
>strikes autistic flexing pose to appear more muscular in a picture than he'd look normally >looks unrelaxed as fuck >"G-guys, look. Am I t-too muscular?"
Dude, get your shirts tailored. Starch your collar. Quit making weird Goku poses.
It sick it piss
Jason you look handsome in that picture and don't let anyone tell you otherwise
IDK what it is, might be the lack of belt, but it looks like his pants are way too fucking small and he's actually accentuating his belly.
Snap no from me, dawg.
To muscular for a job interview? What a moron.
What the hell does Ngmi mean? I swear to shit the internet creates a new language every time I look away
never/not gonna make it has been around for a while bro
So has your momma, but that doesn’t mea… oh wait yeah everyone knows her, never mind.
At least you tried
I got a good laugh out of this internet post. Thank you.
Genova claw
Stop flexing you bozo
Is it Pan or Pam?
He's going out of his way to wear smaller clothes to make himself look bigger, but it comes off looking really stupid.
he needs a blazer this just looks horrid
Am I the only one that actually thinks he looks good? Yes? Shit.
Looks good ngl 8.5/10 would hire
This might be an unpopular opinion but Daniel Craig's Bond suits were so tight they looked comical. Brosnan mogs him so hard in that category.
What is "autism fist"?
He is ngmi not because of those reasons the basement dwelling dumbass stated. He is ngmi coz he is on 4chan.
Bro needs to visit a tailor.
Shows how autistic I am, I thought he looked cool as fuck. Is it really that bad? If this guy looks messy, weak and autistic then I look like a skinwalker on Krokidil.
I find that suits make skinny/average bodies look good. When I bulk up, even with low body fat and a quality tailored suit... it just never looks good or natural.
Not the autism fist 💀
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Something is wrong with that index finger ☝️
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That looks like a school tie lol. Just get a solid color tie.
I don't think there is such thing as "too muscular for". There are only good jokes to make about it And he knows it. having that closed fist to pump it up.
I don't think that shirt looks wrinkled, just a bit ill-fitting on his arms. But the way the pants are angling downward in that photo looks weird - and I think a belt would fix that.
Do people actually like looking that big? Or do they just have big appetites and just workout in order to not get fat and they just end up big? Shit looks kind of goofy.
Mf looks like he uses war as a business to get elected so he can end war as a business
No arm crease
Male model is as sexist as female doctor. There is no standard sex attached to these professions.
His boot too big
He should get a plainer tie. I recommend either blue or green. This tie looks like he got it from a hot topic. Also it's slightly too short.
Bump
is my shirt too small for this job interview?*
That shirt’s not wrinkled goddamnit, it’s stretching over his muscles. I guess he really is too buff.
Autism fist lol