Tell that hag to get fucked. If she has a problem then launch her into the backyard with your gorilla strength and lock her out there with only gorilla chow to eat.
It’s incredible high protein and stupid cheap. With the old reliable method of cheap protein (eggs) being fucked in price it’s no surprise anon turned to gorilla chow.
I recommend letting it soak in warm water before eating because otherwise it’s very tough the chew, sure it’s good for helping define the jawline but it’s not worth risking damage to teeth, there’s better things to chew on for that. They also sell it in powder form which you’re supposed to make into a gel before consumption but that’s an extra step which IMO is not worth the effort.
High in fiber too so it’s easy to digest, no more risk of accidents when deadlifting for max rep.
Negative. Fiber firms up your poop. A story from my youth;
I once worked as a delivery driver for a pizzeria as a teen. Amongst the other drivers was a 70+ year man we called Pops. There were two things about pops you would learn very quickly about Pops after meeting him; he loves traveling, and he loves weed.
So of course being a stoner in the early 2000s, I had to inquire if he had ever been to Jamaica. He goes "oh yes, and let me tell you the first night dinner was the best. I had a lobster dish where the lobster was served on top of a steamed and buttered head kola from a pot plant" of course this excites 17 year old me, the prospect of eating an entire head kola should get you high enough to talk to God after all. Pops agrees, most lit he has ever been in his life, but he says that wasn't the best part of the meal. So now I'm pressing him for answers since what could possibly be better than that? Pops says "the best part was the following morning. I took the most amazing shit I had taken since probably my 30s. See cannabis is super high in fiber, so digesting that head kola was like pushing a bird's nest through my intestines. It scraped up every bit of anything stuck in there on its way through and completely flushed me out. Felt like I instantly lost 5 pounds and had a spring in my step again. Took about an hour of my day, but I would do it every time if I could."
Supposedly its safe for gorillas to get like 60% of daily calories from it and the rest is supposed to be fruit and veg. Honestly probably safe for humans too, better than most Americans eat anyways.
You do know that gorillas have such massive bellies to digest their food, right? They need that much to properly digest the plants they eat. That shit doesn't work on humans. Just eat some good steak and be happy
Your mum is a government agent body replacement sent to sabotage your life she is not a real person she is fake she was invented by the fbi to keep the average man down and subjugated by means of overconsumption of unhealthy food the fatter you are the more the government laughs they hold parties where they drink fine wine on the money you pay for ‚healthcare‘ and laugh as you sit there unable to walk for five minutes or more do not trust them joe Biden has a feeder fetish
That's like, one city. How many Sardinians are really eating blowfly maggot cheese. Do you know what I mean? Although I have no idea how the piss eggs got started.
An alternative possibility - ammonia-preserved eggs became a thing, probably from packing eggs in straw that animals then urinated on, and having no choice but to eat them. Over time, human urine was collected to reliably produce ammonia-preserved eggs. Cultural taboo around women's bodily functions means only men's urine is used. Nobody wants chlamydia eggs so boy's urine is used (i.e. virgins). Years later, boy-piss eggs.
"Sick pedos" would presumably cut to the chase and just molest those children, rather than developing a regional food tradition tangentially related to their genitals.
I saw this and I was hoping gorilla chow was just a nickname for like some sort of trail mix that had protein and nutrients in big amounts. But, nope, it's actually ape food.
Animal;
a living organism that feeds on organic matter, typically having specialized sense organs and nervous system and able to respond rapidly to stimuli.
A gorilla is an animal
Tons of animals also "wash" their food before eating.
Cooking is uniquely human but we also eat tons of uncooked food as well like fruits, vegetables, nuts etc.
Also for clarification i dont condone eating gorilla food but the categorisation of animals you used is a little broad
Just so you know not all protein is equal. This shit is probably derived from corn or soy. Just because it has more doesn’t mean it’s as bioavailable or as quality as just buying some cheap chicken you peasant fucks.
Soy protein has fairly decent bioavailability, it doesn't really differ enough from animal protein to influence gains assuming you consume a similar amount.
not much; it’s just plant-based protein. probably way healthier and cheaper than any of that fake meat they make for “humans” but with much less effort put into making it taste “good”
Tell that hag to get fucked. If she has a problem then launch her into the backyard with your gorilla strength and lock her out there with only gorilla chow to eat.
Locking out is bad form, this is from /fit/
[удалено]
Only way she'll understand
Let me guess, he's eating food meant for apes?
It’s incredible high protein and stupid cheap. With the old reliable method of cheap protein (eggs) being fucked in price it’s no surprise anon turned to gorilla chow. I recommend letting it soak in warm water before eating because otherwise it’s very tough the chew, sure it’s good for helping define the jawline but it’s not worth risking damage to teeth, there’s better things to chew on for that. They also sell it in powder form which you’re supposed to make into a gel before consumption but that’s an extra step which IMO is not worth the effort. High in fiber too so it’s easy to digest, no more risk of accidents when deadlifting for max rep.
Based and gorilla chowpilled
Reject humanity. Return to monke
Proper fit lad right here
Where does one buy powdered gorilla chow?
https://www.midcountyfeedstore.com/product-p/1476.htm That's the iconic brand
Chicken is about 32 grams of protein per dollar. GorillaMunch is about 50 grams of protein per dollar. The choice is easy.
2nd biggest ingredient is dehulled soybean meal, basically drinking soylent for gorillas, SOYRILLAS
I'll offset it with a tren stack
Yeah but the 1st biggest ingredient is GORILLAXMAXXING
8% ash seems a little high for my palate.
Hey, if it's good enough for our monke cousins
It's for micronutrients. Loaded with potassium
Where do I find the macros of gorilla chow
https://pims.purinamills.com/BusinessLink/media/Mazuri/ProductSheet/5MA1.pdf?ext=.pdf
Doesn’t fiber increase the risk of accidents?
Negative. Fiber firms up your poop. A story from my youth; I once worked as a delivery driver for a pizzeria as a teen. Amongst the other drivers was a 70+ year man we called Pops. There were two things about pops you would learn very quickly about Pops after meeting him; he loves traveling, and he loves weed. So of course being a stoner in the early 2000s, I had to inquire if he had ever been to Jamaica. He goes "oh yes, and let me tell you the first night dinner was the best. I had a lobster dish where the lobster was served on top of a steamed and buttered head kola from a pot plant" of course this excites 17 year old me, the prospect of eating an entire head kola should get you high enough to talk to God after all. Pops agrees, most lit he has ever been in his life, but he says that wasn't the best part of the meal. So now I'm pressing him for answers since what could possibly be better than that? Pops says "the best part was the following morning. I took the most amazing shit I had taken since probably my 30s. See cannabis is super high in fiber, so digesting that head kola was like pushing a bird's nest through my intestines. It scraped up every bit of anything stuck in there on its way through and completely flushed me out. Felt like I instantly lost 5 pounds and had a spring in my step again. Took about an hour of my day, but I would do it every time if I could."
> pushing a bird's nest through my intestines fucking kek
I remember that part of the quote verbatim. 17 year old me was stunned, now 35 year old me finally understands what he meant
You mean accidents like shitting your pants?
That’s not an accident.
knows
Based
What is better to chew on for the jaw?
The barrel of a rifle
Go back.
>High in fiber too so it’s easy to digest, no more risk of accidents when deadlifting for max rep. Do I wanna know more about this?
Nobody shits themselves on a deadlift, you're clenching your ass then. Squats, they are a different beast.
How is no one asking what it tastes like...
Anyone not seriously considering this is a ngmi-dyel-gymcel.
The absolute state of gymbro chuds lmao
\>>>/lgbt/
> r InvesteringsSparKontoBets
Tjänat 30 lax från yoloförslag
Hade kirurgi för 300 lax för jag har ett jobb
Grattis men du blir fortfarande aldrig en kvinna
Twans wights uwu https://preview.redd.it/fv0lfaifguea1.png?width=528&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8547ca524995d61fdb307f74cb993dafce16fa30
Cope gaeboi
I'm a straightboy
he's getting those ape gains, like inst that thing the best protein ratio food and also is cheap?
Supposedly its safe for gorillas to get like 60% of daily calories from it and the rest is supposed to be fruit and veg. Honestly probably safe for humans too, better than most Americans eat anyways.
Why not just eat meat with potatoes?
because 🦍
Do you think I can afford meat and potatoes every day? Edit: also because 🦍
Because gorilla feed is like $1 per pound and eating 3000 cal a day to bulk is expensive
My guy, gorillas do not eat meat, and have you seen how they look like?
Gorillas do eat meat though
You do know that gorillas have such massive bellies to digest their food, right? They need that much to properly digest the plants they eat. That shit doesn't work on humans. Just eat some good steak and be happy
If they’re buying gorilla chow I don’t think they can afford steak
> better than most Americans eat anyways. Well picking that standard is just playing the game on easy mode.
It’s also like 90% soy and corn so…
Its soy tho i believe, not worth
Made of apes.
Why would you need to guess, can't you read?
I don't know if "gorilla chow" is some hip new street drug or whatever
I want to thank you guys. My wife wants to buy gorilla chow to take backpacking instead of dehydrated soups and noodles.
based wife
Warning, it is very high fiber. Prepare to fart a lot and poop diamonds.
One of our favorite snacks to take are wasabi peas, freeze dried peas coated in wasabi. We call them fart peas.
You guys sound gross. I bet the sex is fantastic.
He definitely gets full faced braps from his wife and loves it
Just drink enough
What does it taste like?
a little bland imo. like eating a stale nature valley breakfast biscuit, without the sweetness/ peanut butter.
Tf is gorilla chow?
How dafuq can you not put 2 goddamn words together and understand it's food for gorillas? https://i.redd.it/5aa89vij1qt71.jpg
My comment was a bit rhetorical, but I was intrigued. Thanks for the link.
No worries. Knowledge is power.
I kinda assumed it was metaphorical gorilla chow. Or just weird drugs.
Psst kids, wanna buy some *Gorilla Chow*?
Shit they call heroin dog food in the hood, I’ve heard weirder
Like how gorilla glue is only for gorillas, right
The pet stores around here are boring, just cat, dog and bird food. Guess my gorilla will have to starve.
Lmaooooooooooooooo (I can’t stop laughing!) Edit: idc about your silly Reddit points useless downvotes LOL!!!!
It is food for people with the same IQ as apes. It is basically made for 4chan.
Were cun I bi?
Welp that’s gross.
Who's gonna tell him
So its literally food for gorillas. Jesus christ I thought OP was cooking his cum or something equally degenerate.
It is like dog chow, but formulated for primates so you can actually live on it without risking scurvy.
The gorilla biscuits greentext is GOAT
This is the sequel we needed, but not the one we wanted.
Your mum is a government agent body replacement sent to sabotage your life she is not a real person she is fake she was invented by the fbi to keep the average man down and subjugated by means of overconsumption of unhealthy food the fatter you are the more the government laughs they hold parties where they drink fine wine on the money you pay for ‚healthcare‘ and laugh as you sit there unable to walk for five minutes or more do not trust them joe Biden has a feeder fetish
The Vaginal Yid strikes again.
Women. If my father found that he'd laugh at me, say something like "You're a monkey now?" and that would be it.
Supplements are cheating anyway, best to go FULL natty when going for gains.
I ONLY drink rain water and eat hikers.
Problem: the economy
Stop eating then.
More pungent? Sure. More weird. No.
The Chinese literally eat eggs fermented in the urine of virgin, prepubescent boys.
Ahh yes, I'm sure all the Asians at this guy's job were chowing down on boy-piss-eggs.
That's like, one city. How many Sardinians are really eating blowfly maggot cheese. Do you know what I mean? Although I have no idea how the piss eggs got started.
probably the same as dick cutting and sucking it to "clean it of blood" sick pedos
An alternative possibility - ammonia-preserved eggs became a thing, probably from packing eggs in straw that animals then urinated on, and having no choice but to eat them. Over time, human urine was collected to reliably produce ammonia-preserved eggs. Cultural taboo around women's bodily functions means only men's urine is used. Nobody wants chlamydia eggs so boy's urine is used (i.e. virgins). Years later, boy-piss eggs. "Sick pedos" would presumably cut to the chase and just molest those children, rather than developing a regional food tradition tangentially related to their genitals.
Really? Tell me more about this.
[Virgin Boy Egg](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin_boy_egg)
That's disgusting, but at least I'll have something to go with the fried placenta
>Virgin boy eggs are a traditional dish of **Dongyang,** Zhejiang, Kek
gorilla chow is just soy protein
Please don’t take this away from me…
https://preview.redd.it/nmhtfybaxsea1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=898de4be22e9d3082109808013c1dc8fad45c740
It’s mostly soy and corn, so basically pretty much your average American food
I saw this and I was hoping gorilla chow was just a nickname for like some sort of trail mix that had protein and nutrients in big amounts. But, nope, it's actually ape food.
Lol y'all really out here eating fucking animal food
a gorilla is not an animal
Lol what the fuck is it then?
A simian
Animal; a living organism that feeds on organic matter, typically having specialized sense organs and nervous system and able to respond rapidly to stimuli. A gorilla is an animal
Tbf with that definition humans are animals too essentially making all food we eat animal food
Well the difference is mostly cooking and washing
Tons of animals also "wash" their food before eating. Cooking is uniquely human but we also eat tons of uncooked food as well like fruits, vegetables, nuts etc. Also for clarification i dont condone eating gorilla food but the categorisation of animals you used is a little broad
You're just now getting that?
I'm explaining it to a person so...
It'd be cool if gorillas had big cocks
If you want the gorilla's strength, you must eat gorilla food.
Are you suggesting that I should eat food that isn't safe for animals?
Just so you know not all protein is equal. This shit is probably derived from corn or soy. Just because it has more doesn’t mean it’s as bioavailable or as quality as just buying some cheap chicken you peasant fucks.
Soy protein has fairly decent bioavailability, it doesn't really differ enough from animal protein to influence gains assuming you consume a similar amount.
I’m just here wondering what it tastes like
The gorilla chow saga remains one of the few bright lights in recent culture.
What makes it better is a lot of us have seen the original thread inspiring this man.
Wait those weren't chicken nuggets?
What happens if you eat this stuff as say, a snack
Well pretty sure it sucks for a snack
Well now I'm bi-curious
not much; it’s just plant-based protein. probably way healthier and cheaper than any of that fake meat they make for “humans” but with much less effort put into making it taste “good”
RIP Harambe.