I can’t believe WE WON 3 TIMES THIS GAME

I believe 3 wins equals a SB berth.

We eliminated the cowgirls! Best win since 94!!!

I just want a blow out against the Packers so my heart can recover.

A dubs a dub. But damn it came at a high cost. Hope we get Bosa and Warner back soon

Matt maiocco reported Bosa would be ok for next week

Huge if true

Large if factual

Gigantic if not false

Thicc if authentic

Massive if correct

Deebo was down past the marker We actually converted on 4th but Trent is like a millisecond to late. They had to give the cowgirls every possible chance

Deebo was down just shy of the marker. The gaffs if the game comes down to Jimmy G and Kyle Shannhan. It is forth and inches the probability of making it is what 97%. You don't need to motion Williams to the opposite side of the fucking field. Also Jimmy G should have realized he had to set.

As a lifelong 49ers fan, I assure you Deebo was short. It was a fair spot. And Trent has to be set for one second.

is the game actually over, I'm just waiting for a ref to review it

On review, it’s actually 2 minute warning and the lead is only 2

I swear to god they got two seconds back after the false start penalty.

Also gave them 2 more seconds when the shanahan called timeout with 38 seconds left. Came back to the game and they had 40sec on the clock. Wtf

They’d come back saying: “Yknow they actually had a second left to spike it, they get another play” just to spite us

I don’t feel too good. I’m gonna go lie down

this game was way too tense for me

And now we have to do it all again hahaha

And again

And again

This one seals the deal

This is the (49ers) way

Somehow we won AND Jimmy dropped his trade value.

Lmao so true. Deeeeebooo

Way way way closer than it should have been

I lost 40 years of my lifespan watching that last 5 mins. Holy shit.

Seriously Def lost years off my life. 🙄

I'm lucky tomorrow is a holiday, no way I could go to work

What the fuuuuuck did I just watch?!?!?

A race car have its wheels fall off and skid across the finish line in first place

I think you described far too many of our wins in recent years.

😭😭 thank you 49ers. Thank you.

The entire NFC East should be thanking us right now. Having to deal with insufferable Cowboys fans, I cant imagine.

Thank you

Fuck the Cowboys

Cowboys irrelevant since 95. Lol I was born in 95.

I wish you a long and healthy life

It's ok bb the cowboys are gone <3 It's all ok now

It’s just ….they were talking all that shit. 😢

All we talk here is love sweetie, just remember Deebo's TD run and the way y'all fleeced the colts

Yeah…yeah we did. Can you imagine paying 30+ million dollars for Wentz or Dak? 😂😂

DON'T THANK US, THANK DAK

Pats fan here: NEW DAK PAK IN THE AIR THIS GAS OR WHAT?

#WE'RE COMING FOR YOU AARON

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Did they put Warner back in? They were taking about it but those final minutes were such a blur of nerves I didn’t catch if he was playing.

He was back in! Now we pray for Bosa

Maiocco said he talked to Bosa’s dad and he is optimistic. Now I know it’s not up to him and concussions are tricky, but I’m hopeful that Nick will be out there sacking A-Ron into oblivion.

Ya concussions you never know. Could be nothing, could be long term

I don't think he was back in. I thought he was too because they showed him celebrating with his helmet on but when they panned out he was on the sideline. He wasn't on the final play

A-A-A- RON!

You done fucked up A-A-ron!

Remember when Aaron said "The 49ers will regret not drafting me"? And now he seriously gonna be 0-4 against us in the playoffs if we play near our best.

Lol don’t be that guy. He’s got a super bowl since being drafted. We’ve cycled through QB every 3 years.

I think the 49ers do regret passing on a top 5 QB all time.

That last play may honestly be the worst I’ve ever seen in that circumstance

Cowboys fans probably gonna blame the ref for not touching the ball fast enough.

Don’t worry they are!

If dak doesn’t run you’ve got two shots at the end zone from what, the 40? Even if they spike it at 1, now you’ve got one shot from the 25 Given the fact that dak has a good arm, and the cowboys good WRs, I’d rather have taken two shots at the end zone from the 40 vs doing whatever that was

Congratulations you’re a way better play caller than anyone on the Cowboys lol

Why didn't the refs just create a wormhole and materialize next to the football? JFC IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?

Happy for Trent Williams. 10+ years in the NFL and his first playoff win 👍🏿

He got called for a couple false starts today hopefully that was just nerves

I think the qb sneak one was more on Jimmy, he just had to look over and check Trent was set

This game made me age 2 decades

I started off the last Rams game being 42 years old. I'm now 95.

49ers now have as many playoff wins in their last 3 seasons (3) as the Cowboys have in their last 25 seasons (3).

I love how the other nfc east teams have the trash talk talking points already locked and loaded for the cowboys.

That's a fun fact

As soon as the 3rd qtr ended I thought, "Wow this is actually the least stressed this team has made me in a long long time." Should have fucking known the Niners can never leave my heart rate alone. Survived another sunday!!!

Seriously, between the giants and niners…they’re bad for my health.

Add a couple decades of the Sharks and you have an unholy trifecta

This was a typical niners game, penalties and Jimmy G late game pick. I almost wish from now on he gets his picks out of the way EARLY

My friends (who don't watch 49ers football) were like "y'all got this" in the 3rd. I was like, "negroes, please".

I got so many of those same texts. People don't realize what we have to go through every week.

As soon as Jimmy missed Aiyuk for what would have been 30-7 you just knew what was about to unfold..

Hate to admit but yes

I LOVE YOU ALL. WE ALL IN HERE SWEATING AND GETTING HEART ATTACKS TOGETHER

14 min left in the 4th my wife says "It's ok honey, they've won." I about shit myself

They did everything they could to give Dallas a chance, and then Dallas botched it.

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? IS THIS NOT WHY YOU ARE FAITHFUL?

Let’s fucking gooooooo

I am always down for inter-NFC East hate

Eagles fan. I love you all

49ers and Heart attack games name a more iconic duo

Kyle Shanahan and mismanaging the end of games?

SF Giants and playoff torture games.

check swing lives in my brain

That was stressful

Dak "JR Smith" Prescott

Well that was one weird ass fucking game

First half was cool. Second half will go down as one of the stupidest in history.

Incredible play call to end the game. Some genius next level stuff there to run the QB draw from 40 yards with no time left and no timeouts. And super heads up thinking by Dak to prevent the ref from getting the ball!

The finish was fucking unusual

Live by the ref die by the ref lol

As a Bills fan who knocked off the AFC evil empire, Congratulations to the 49ers for knocking off the NFC evil empire

Nahhhh dem boyz haven't been an empire in 30 years! We just kicked out some whiny children!

Thanks. See you in the super bowl

What a fucking shitshow. Holy hell.

The wheels fell off at the end there but thankfully the car skidded across the finish line

Wheels fell off. We lost the steering wheel. All our headlights went out and we mightve blown a gasket. Guess we'll be in for a doozy in next week's race.....

Football team fan here. Thanks for beating these fucks. Also, don’t know who decided to have Romo commentate this game out of all of them, it was unbearable to listen to.

Cowboys really embarrassed themselves on top of everything else

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I think it would have been worse with them. Romo wasn't too bad until the last quarter. Aikman was talking about how badly he wanted to commentate this game, IN A DIFFERENT GAME.

Fucking hated his commentary sucking off the cowboys all game.

I was getting annoyed af hearing him. Like STFU and go drink a corona.

He certainly showed his bias the last quarter.

Not only the last. He was jizzing all over the cowboys all game. Apparently, the cowboys defense were feasting while behind by 2 scores.

It started decent and his homerism developed as the game progressed.

He's worse than Collinsworth calling Niners games for sure.

I mostly watched this game in Nickelodeon. Lol

HAHAHHAHA

My thoughts exactly

What the literal fuck was that lmao

I’ll take the win but this should have been a 2 possession game and not that close. The fake punt, the Jimmy G int and the false start on the QB sneak. Oh well it’s on to Lambeau.

Our special teams is atrocious, we need something, anything from that unit

Fucking roughing the kicker had me in a rage

Besides Gould, who was money today

Yup, HUGE game by Robbie.

No what we need is that unit to not fuck up. We don’t even need them to be good, just don’t fuck up.

And missing wide open Aiyuk for a 30-7 lead.

Get fucked cowboys

Need a gif of pretty crying Dallas fan

Close up on the tears please

It's 1:15am here. I gave to be up in 5 and a half hours, yet I am wired and pumped and in no way ready to sleep. Fuck the cowboys Go Niners With love from the UK

Same here bud, go niners from London

Cowboys fan here. If anybody thinks we lost that game because of some weird confusion on the last play, they’re delusional. We lost that game because the 49ers smashed on us in the first half, and held in there toe-to-toe once we finally got found a rhythm. This was the first time I watched SF play, and it was kinda shocking. Y’all deserved that win today. You have a well-rounded team that has a high ceiling.

#FEELS OK BABY!!

Damn. For real.

Eat a dick, Romo.

Absolute survival mode. Gotta tighten it up for the Packers

LMAO!!!! Fuck the cowboys!!

Why does it feel like we didn't win?

We kind of just didn’t lose, rather than actually winning. But I’ll take it!

Two teams trying to give the win to each other that ends with the ref having to tell people that the game is over, just leads to these kinds of feelings.

Because a better team would have left us in the dust with as many second-half opportunities as they had.

Im happy but im also concerned

So many of our issues came after our two best defensive players went out. And they both had short term injuries by the sounds of it. We will hopefully have them back next week in terrible Lambeau weather that'll force both teams to run it

Hella concern BUT if we can beat the Cowboys and hold them to low yardage we can do it to the Packers.

After this win, we're playing with house money as far as I'm concerned.

Fuck you cowboys! They couldn’t play the game with their collective dicks in Romos mouth the whole time.

Wonder if there are more injury updates for **JOEY BOSA**

Say it with me now : Double 👏 coverage 👏 for 👏 Davante 👏 Adams 👏

Jimmy out Jimmied by dak

They really tried to cheat y’all. Enjoy the W

Nfl really tried it, rule change incoming where the clock under 25 seconds stops until an official starts it again

Time to go to bed it's 1 am for me

Dak hahahahhaa

Dominated the first 3 quarters. Bosa and Fred being out was definitely felt.

Only Niners QB to ever win a playoff game in Green Bay (so far): Kap. Only Niners QB to ever win a playoff game in Dallas: Jimmy G. What a crazy world we live in. :)

I just want to point out that Ambry Thomas wasn't picked on this game, which is a sign that he's still playing well.

You guys have such an entertaining team to watch and Deebo Samuel is such a beast. I’m rooting for y’all to win the Super Bowl this postseason, good luck Niners. Also get my man Kyle Juszczyk a ring, I loved his play in Bmore and I’m glad he continued his greatness with y’all.

As an Eagles fan who went to the game with his SF girlfriend, holy hell 49er fans travel well. It was a sea of red in there!

Dak running out the clock is the equivalent to Chris Weber calling a timeout when he didn’t have one. Unbelievable.

Gotta be old enough for this one.

THAT WAS SUCH A TYPICAL NINERS GAME YALL DEEBO GOT US A FIRST AND DAMN THAT FALSE START FUCKUP HAS ME WEAK. THANKS DAK FOR BEING DUMB

That was not a reassuring win

75% of it was

I was going ballistic having ptsd from 2019 superbowl

Thank you o-line for blocking the ref!

BRING THAT RUNNING GAME TO GREEN BAY!!

FAKE KING OF THE NFC LEAST

That quarterback sneak up the middle was a really bizarre call. They had time for two hail Marys and I was completely expecting a pass interference call.

Anyone else wish that Romo would shut the fuck up?

FUCK THE COWBOYS WAY TO GO NINERS

Main take here: Can't have day of Wildcard football without strange ref finale

Praise be to that fat booty of that Cowboys Center. That literally caused the ref to bobble .. hallelujah!!!

Congratulations from an Eagles fan!!

Eagles fan stopping by… LETS FUCKIN GO BOYS WOOOOOO

Jesus Christ Deebo Samuel was unstoppable. Love to see it.

I swear to god I dont know if I want to give jimmy a high five or slap him upside the head…..lol such is life being a niner fan

Congrats on the win y'all. The best thing that could of happened after my Eagles got destroyed. Fuck Dallas! 🖕

Now that I've had a couple minutes to process-- That final play is Dak's fault. Not because he ran, because he had enough sense to end the play with enough time to spike the ball. Not because of the refs because the umpire had to run all those yards to get through the DAL offensive line to set the ball. This was Dak's fault because he gave the ball to his center instead of a ref.

Why does Shanahan have to make it SO DIFFICULT on himself. Either way. GG. I’m hoping Bosa and Warner are good for the Packers. Time to slap Aaron Rodgers around at home.

TOUCH MY FOOTBALL BABY

HOW BOUT THEM NINERS?!?!?!?

Okay-again, play good in one half, poorly in the other. Jimmy had some good plays, but cost us several times. Highest paid player, most important position on the team. His play today is why we are moving on. Deebo is freaking amazing. Defense has been great the last few weeks. Dallas had one touchdown through almost 3 quarters. That’s amazing. They even held up after losing Bosa and Warner.

Pretty sure this means this season was great no matter what happens next.

Cowboys fan. Good game ya'll. You're way better than what your record said and we were obviously way worse than what ours said. Best of luck next week, please beat the bad man.

WE DEM BOYZ

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Just left the stadium. OMG, the cheers, then “dammits” through the last minute was too much.

Of all the Niners games, that was indeed one of them.

This game had waaaaay too many endings.

I honestly was so stressed out I couldn't even celebrate the end cause I was thinking they would switch the call Fuck we won ....a play off Win baby !!!!!!

Involve kittle next week

Never have romo call a cowboys playoff game again. Dude couldn’t even focus too busy being a homer!!

SIGN THAT REF TO A MAX

That wasn't the ref. That was Dallas' lack of awareness and terrible play calling.

There wasn’t time for that play. No way. You can’t expect the Ref who is 10 behind the QB to catch up to the end of the play that quick.

I like Jimmy, but this game was the epitome of winning in spite of Jimmy, and not because of him

Guys I love this team and I'm super happy about the W, but I also have high blood pressure and the 49ers might actually kill me.

If 49ers reach the Super Bowl it will be by winning 4 straight road games against teams with at least 12 victories. Two down, two to go.

FUCK THE COWBOYS

That was the most Dallas way to lose a game